Boy, 12, in court for attack with sausage

[auron]

A 12-year-old boy has appeared in court charged with assaulting a man with a sausage.

It was, the judge mused, like an episode from the Just William novels. Except that William was never hauled before a youth court at a cost to the taxpayer of £2,000 – and even he would have struggled to terrorise someone with a bite-sized snack.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article2310672.ece

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[eternal_spirit]

Lol :d The court was not told whether the sausage was cooked, raw or frozen. < Was a paryy sized onr you put on a cock tail stick haha