TROLLS and SHAPE-SHIFTERS - Species and Hybrids [Archive]

tinmenace

23-08-2007, 04:53 AM

A few months ago, a new species Shape-Shifter was identified. We're not sure if they are reptilian or not, but we know for sure that they are Shape-Shifting TROLLS because of their multiple identities, shitty posts and pathetic behavior. Since new species of TROLLS are popping up all over the place, I decided to start a thread about them - why I think they're here on the David Icke Forum, and what we should be doing to prevent them disrupting our awakening process.

This was my first study of SHAPE-SHIFTING TROLLS:

ARE TROLLS SHAPE-SHIFTERS?
Source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll)
Or Shit-Shapers?

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/troll_2.jpg

A troll is a fearsome member of a mythical Anthropomorph race from Norse mythology.

The meaning of the word troll is unknown. It might have had the original meaning of supernatural or magical with an overlay of malignant and perilous. Another likely suggestion is that it means "someone who behaves violently". In old Swedish law, trolleri was a particular kind of magic intended to do harm. It should also be noted that North Germanic terms such as trolldom (witchcraft) and trolla/trylle (perform magic tricks) in modern Scandinavian languages does not imply any connection with the mythical beings. Moreover, in the sources for Norse mythology, troll can signify any uncanny being, including but not restricted to the Norse giants (jötnar).

Anthropomorphism is the attribution of uniquely human characteristics and qualities to nonhuman beings, inanimate objects, or natural or supernatural phenomena. Animals, forces of nature, and unseen or unknown sources of chance are frequent subjects of Anthropomorphosis.

Many mythologies are almost entirely concerned with Anthropomorphic deities who express human characteristics such as jealousy, hatred, or love. The Greek gods, such as Zeus and Apollo, were often depicted in human form exhibiting both commendable and despicable human traits.

It is a common and seemingly natural tendency for humans to perceive inanimate objects as having human characteristics, one which some suggest provides a window into the way in which humans perceive themselves. Common examples of this tendency include naming cars or begging machines to work.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/apollomorph.jpg
The Roman god Apollo depicted as an anthropomorphic representation of the Sun.

Anthropomorphized animals are frequently used to portray stereotypical characters, in order for the author or artist to quickly convey character traits; notable examples include George Orwell's Animal Farm. "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others".

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/animalfarm.jpg
Sheep are some of the animals that live on farms

Trolls are also known to be Shifty;

In Internet terminology, a troll is someone who intentionally posts derogatory or otherwise inflammatory messages about sensitive topics in an established online community such as an online discussion forum to BAIT users into responding. They may also plant images and data on networks that others may find disturbing in order to cause confrontation.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/troll.JPG
Troll seen with baited fishing rod

Trolls can be existing members of a community that rarely post and often contribute no useful information to the thread, but instead make argumentative posts in an attempt to discredit another person, concentrating almost exclusively on facts irrelevant to the point of the conversation, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. The key element under attack by a troll is known only to the troll.
A person who retaliates (using whatever means) as a result of a misunderstanding (or as a way of rebelling against the overzealous application of rules) is not a troll. A troll is a person who approaches a board with the specific intention of stirring things up, either as a goal in and of itself or as a means of attacking the board perhaps motivated by opposition to the ethos of the board. For example, a neo-Nazi approaching a Jewish forum with the intention of attacking the members, purely because the neo-Nazi knows the forum to contain Jewish members, will be considered a troll.
A dumbass who makes idiotic posts in message boards newsgroups for the sole purpose of pissing people off, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to people who pass you by on the sidewalk then grab you in inappropriate places.
A member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harasses others. Someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually threadjacks or changes the subject, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. Trolls often go by multiple names to circumvent getting banned.
Source (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll)
Source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll#Intent)

Conclusion - Trolls DO Shape-Shift!

Newly Discovered Hybrid Breed of Shape-Shifter

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/fmtroll.jpg

It's true. There is a hybrid TROLL (and possibly its entire long-lost family) on the loose. This is an interesting species because it is a true mongrel, made up of all kinds of parts from many different creatures, including the facial hair of HERmaphrodite (Aphrodite's inbred 3rd cousin once-removed). The origins of this TROLL have been traced back to the Richard Clan, also known as the "Dicks", and more recently as the "Dickless" due to an unfortunate accident involving the wrong head being decapitated during an initiation ritual (See Clan apron for details). They were commonly known as Dick-Heads prior to the accident.

Since the Clan has a hive-mentality (which includes the trapped consciousness of their various prisoners), it appears as though the decapitation affected them all, including the dubiously female TROLLS, some of whom are bigger DICKS than their dickless male counterparts.

This accident (there is a rumor that it was a possibly malicious act of sabotage due to Venus-envy) has created an interesting oxyMORON concerning the nature of these TROLLS and their clan name. They're the dickless DICKS, but some say that "dickless" is too strong because the Dick-TROLLS are merely Venus-challenged and not completely dickless (a small nub may be visible on warm days away from cold water). Not only are these Dick-TROLLS myopic, they also suffer from omni-vision, sometimes known as Cyclopsis (silent P, like in Bath). Cyclopsis is a disease created by Dogma and/or mind control, which leaves its victims severly disabled and incapable of processing information in a clear unfiltered way. Sometimes called "short-sighted" and "narrow-minded" (only space for one eye when you have a narrow mind, y'see).

Nobody knows for sure why these Dick-TROLLS have lost their way, and which set of events brought them to this awesome forum, but judging from their disrespect and contempt for truth and INFINITE LOVE, I think it's fair to say that the residue from their negativity is a constant disruption to those of us that are still journeying along our own paths, that have NOT lost our way.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/path.jpg

I think the Dick-TROLLS' primary function is to disrupt our awakening process by attempting to trap us in the lower 3D vibrations. The more time we spend in 3D illusion, the less time we're spending connecting with our higher, infinite selves.

The solution is to not tolerate the TROLLS and to expose them and their agenda, just like David (and others) have exposed the loomies.

soglad

23-08-2007, 04:55 AM

BWAHAHAH....BWAHAHAHAHAHA-AHHA....hur...hur.......ahhh..........ahhhhhhh

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Ha...........ha.....................haaaaaaaaaaa

I GOD I love you, man!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

tinmenace

23-08-2007, 04:56 AM

:D I love you too!

soglad

23-08-2007, 04:58 AM

Seriously! GENIUS! I was nearly falling off my seat reading it!!

HAHAHA

*wipes away tears*

:D:D

limelady

23-08-2007, 05:19 AM

I think you've got it pretty much nailed tin!!!

Fantastic post.....I just hope others understand that although
you have written it tonge-in-cheek style, the reason you took
the time to write it is undoubtedly because like me, you understand
what we are seeing on this forum is a situation that requires our careful
scrutiny to fully understand and appreciate what's at stake. There
is now a determined effort being made by a few to undermine our
individual and collective awareness, with the hope of holding back
our spiritual growth.

This is a situation that should not go unchecked, and I thank you for
taking the time to point this out to us.

LL :)

soglad

23-08-2007, 05:44 AM

Sticky? :D:D:D

limelady

23-08-2007, 06:15 AM

Sticky? :D:D:D

Indeed!

It is now stuck! :D

soglad

23-08-2007, 06:16 AM

Huzzah! :D

garth

23-08-2007, 06:28 AM

Brilliant Tin, satire & truth rolled into an excellent post :D

I agree that there is an orchestrated agenda at work to sidetrack those in search of real truth, as they say at the movies...viewer discretion advised!

Good on ya Tin:)

graflok

23-08-2007, 06:31 AM

Way to go, tinny! Great post!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

cheesedanish

23-08-2007, 08:49 AM

Troll Weapon of Choice
255

Can be likend to Graffiti artists :

Graffiti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graffiti)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
For other uses, see Graffiti (disambiguation).
Graffiti (singular: "graffito," although the plural is more common) is the name for images or lettering scratched, scrawled, or more usually spray-painted on property that does not belong to the artist, and which is often regarded by others as unsightly damage or unwanted vandalism.

In most countries, defacing property with graffiti without the property owner's consent is considered vandalism, which is punishable by law. Sometimes graffiti is employed to communicate social and political messages.

On top of the political aspect of graffiti as a movement, political groups and individuals may also use graffiti as a tool to spread their point of view

lydia78

23-08-2007, 09:00 AM

LOL!!
Tin, this should be put in the forum guide!!LOL

tinmenace

23-08-2007, 11:55 AM

Aw shucks, thanks y'all. :) Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for making it a sticky!

auron

23-08-2007, 02:06 PM

Hahahaha!!! What a joyous post to wake up to! :D

I think the Dick-TROLLS' primary function is to disrupt our awakening process by attempting to trap us in the lower 3D vibrations. The more time we spend in 3D illusion, the less time we're spending connecting with our higher, infinite selves.

The solution is to not tolerate the TROLLS and to expose them and their agenda, just like David (and others) have exposed the loomies.
Spot on there! By feeding the trolls, you are providing more bricks for the prison wall.

tinmenace

23-08-2007, 02:10 PM

:D Right! Don't feed them, but be sure to expose their lies and agenda.

auron

23-08-2007, 02:16 PM

And that too of course. :D

fuknut

23-08-2007, 02:22 PM

I LOVE YOU

Great Post ! :D:D

Can we put some names here as well :rolleyes:

Another look at a troll http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/troll.gif

:D:D:D:D:D

THANK YOU

tinmenace

23-08-2007, 02:32 PM

:D

He's in a hurry!
It looks like the Gill-TROLL species. Known for the unsightly flaps of skin that prevent their heads from turning left or right. This species of troll walks only in straight lines and and slight curves. They are distant relatives of the Dick-TROLLS, because although they have two eyes they still aren't able to broaden their horizons because of the inability to turn their heads.

Ag shame, hey?

:D

i am all i am

23-08-2007, 02:40 PM

I LOVE YOU.

G'day Tinmenace.

Would this be the same Dick clan of trolls that penetrated the secretive Anal clan of trolls, and set up a new clan known as the Anal Dicks clan (or colloquially known of as the Fucking Arsehole clan) ???

If it is, I know that the Anal Dicks clan offspring can shapeshift between the appearance of either Dicks or Anals (aka Arseholes). Many have noted that the Anal Dicks smell like faeces (aka shit) and can be seen to attempt to copulate (aka fuck) anything of true worth or value. Some sources claim that their clan motto is, "To defecate and copulate", while others have said that it is, "To copulate whilst defecating". Their motto, while not being 100% known at the moment, can clearly be seen in their attempts to shit on and fuck with others not of their clan.

All sources agree, that when coming in contact with the Anal Dicks (aka Fucking Arseholes), even if you avoid being fucked, any contact at all will result in a smell of shit hanging around, sometimes for months at a time. It is advised that contact with the Anal Dicks be limited, and at all times remember that they truly are perfect examples of Fucking Arseholes.

THANK YOU.

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S34.gif With LOVE http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S36.gif

auron

23-08-2007, 02:47 PM

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif

How the fuck do you come up with stuff like that??? :D:D:D:D

tinmenace

23-08-2007, 02:48 PM

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif

Brilliant!

lydia78

23-08-2007, 02:54 PM

259

How can troll posts be recognised?

No Imagination - Most are frighteningly obvious; sexist comments on nurses' groups, blasphemy on religious groups .. I kid you not.

Pedantic in the Extreme - Many trolls' preparation is so thorough, that while they waste time, they appear so ludicrous from the start that they elicit sympathetic mail - the danger is that once the group takes sides, the damage is done.

False Identity - Because they are cowards, trolls virtually never write over their own name, and often reveal their trolliness (and lack of imagination) in the chosen ID. As so many folk these days use false ID, this is not a strong indicator on its own!

Crossposting - Any post that is crossposted to several groups should be viewed as suspicious, particularly if unrelated or of opposing perspective. Why would someone do that?

Off-topic posting - Often genuine errors, but, if from an 'outsider' they deserve matter-of-fact response; if genuine, a brief apposite response is simply netiquette; if it's a troll post, you have denied it its reward.

Missing The Point - Trolls rarely answer a direct question - they cannot, if asked to justify their twaddle - so they develop a fine line in missing the point.

Thick or Sad - Trolls are usually sad, lonely folk, with few social skills; they rarely make what most people would consider intelligent conversation. However, they frequently have an obsession with their IQ and feel the need to tell everyone. This is so frequent, that it is diagnostic! Somewhere on the web there must be an Intelligence Test for Trolls - rigged to always say "above 150"

http://www.flayme.com/troll/

Lol!!:d

fuknut

23-08-2007, 02:56 PM

I LOVE YOU

How the fuck do you come up with stuff like that???

Outstanding :D:D:D

You guys make my day :D:D

THANK YOU

i am all i am

23-08-2007, 02:58 PM

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif

How the fuck do you come up with stuff like that??? :D:D:D:D

I LOVE YOU.

G'day Auron.

A combination of having read so many books, a very active imagination, and observing humanity for many years.

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_186.gif

Or it could merely be a choice !!!
http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_30.gif

THANK YOU.

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S34.gif With LOVE http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S36.gif

auron

23-08-2007, 03:00 PM

I thought so! :D

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_185.gif

i am all i am

23-08-2007, 03:12 PM

I thought so!

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_185.gif

I LOVE YOU.

G'day Auron.

Of course it could be a side effect of having smoked copious amounts of marijuana and consumed psilocybin mushrooms !!!

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1741/shroompotgw4.gif

THANK YOU.

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S34.gif With LOVE http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S36.gif

auron

23-08-2007, 03:14 PM

mada88

24-08-2007, 01:11 AM

Again with the trolls, but what about freedom of speech? you might not like what someone has said but you want freedom then you have to let other people express there views. Even if your belief system can't handle it. Its called freedom.

Freedom from freedom is not freedom.

fresco

24-08-2007, 05:41 AM

That was Excellent tinmenace...:D:D:D:D

http://i17.tinypic.com/62h0xeg.gif

freedomnonfighter

24-08-2007, 06:57 AM

ROFL

What a thread! :D

And thanks for the ab workout ;)

tinmenace

24-08-2007, 12:15 PM

Glad you enjoyed it! :)

julieray

24-08-2007, 02:52 PM

Absolutely blooming marvellous thread - you have a lot of creative talent!!

Funnily enough on the History Channel last night was a hunt to find the Hobbit, there have been so many sightings in Somaria apparently, but I think that it could have been the Troll or yet another Hybrid. No sighting of course, but a plaster cast of a foot print - very Troll like I have to say.

Mind you being so small, fury and cute in a cuddly kind of way - it will be quite easy to love these little creatures away without too much bother!!!:D:)

tinmenace

24-08-2007, 02:53 PM

Yes, I'm going to keep trying, but they have to meet me half way. ;)

fantana

26-08-2007, 12:54 PM

I'm not sure what to say on this, a lot of people have accused me of being a troll. They state the fact that I am 5 foot 4 and make up some utter bull that 5 foot 4 is short like a troll and is not a perfectly acceptable height for any real man such as myself.

I beg, in a Non Gay Way, to differ.

How many trolls do you see with height enhancement socks?

Also, trolls are fat and hairy, I'm well groomed.

Hopefully, with this thread, the troll comments will be stopped. Thats all I ever really wanted. That and for everyone to love and worship me.

Yours in manliness,

Fantana

limelady

26-08-2007, 02:54 PM

Fantana.....if anybody ever accuses YOU of all people (heavily muscled delight in a non-gay-way that you are) of being a troll, then you send
them to me!

LL :D

thomascovenant

27-08-2007, 02:17 AM

Very cool.
This thread has been all smiles.
For a change.;)
Tin.You always make me smile.
Not sure about the trolls lack of intellect though.
They`re like the kids who pull wings off insects.
You don`t have to be dim to do it, just unpleasant.

Fantana, come out from under the bridge and it will stop.(thats not gay code or anything.)

tinmenace

27-08-2007, 02:21 AM

mr_moon

27-08-2007, 11:37 AM

Hello guys- haven't posted here for a while because of all this crazy Troll-ness- but i thought you'd appreciate me sharing with you someething that happened to me last night whilst i was out.

Me, Maria and our friend Gina bumped into a couple of old friends who we haven't seen for some time. The lady of the two friends immediately cornered me and started asking me about my 'philosophy on Life' because she'd heard from people that i had some 'belief' in a 'Higher Being'... She continued to question me and question me on various things that she'd 'heard' about me and began to really really dig deep into my soul for SOMETHING that she was looking for.

I found this immensly weird because i've never spoken to her about things like this before. She began asking (or should i say telling AND asking at the same time...) why i hadn't explored my inner self and telling me that i was affected and influenced by everything around me. This began to feel weird. My Intuition kicked in and my Awareness heightened to a great level, as i felt she was playing some very strange mind games with me at this point.

It was interesting to experience though because as i began to feel a little claustrophobic, LOADS of people began getting closer to me and surrounding me and then for a moment i felt i needed to leave the conversation for a breath, a WAVE of people pushed me away from it!!

It was an amazing experience if not slightly weird a little upsetting.

Why do people feel the need to challenge, question and intimidate the way other people exist? It is a challenge of EXISTENCE! Not opinion but existence...

She claimed to follow the Bhuddist Religion but there was one lacking factor which didn't convince me and that was the absence of Love. She was completely emotionless throughout the ENTIRE conversation.

EMOTIONLESS... now that is odd...

Thanks for reading about this- i thought it was relevant to this topic

Much Love,

Jay
xxx

tinmenace

27-08-2007, 12:33 PM

Reminds me of the Zombie thread on another forum.

peabody

27-08-2007, 03:48 PM

Reminds me of the Zombie thread on another forum.

lol :o

tinmenace

27-08-2007, 11:39 PM

Hello Peabody :)

graflok

28-08-2007, 02:05 AM

TROLLS

http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/23066/2005020854006224000_rs.jpg

Aka : Trolds (Sweden), Trows, Hill Men, Berg People (Denmark), Rise, Jutul, Tusse, Orcs (Tolkien).

Description : In Scandinavia, Trolls were believed to be giants, and the biggest of them all was Dovregubben (their king in the mountain Dovre). They were shaggy and rough-haired, with trees and moss-like growth on their heads and noses. Their noses were long and they would stir with it when cooking broth or porridge. Some even had two or three heads, some only had one eye in the middle of their foreheads. Their features differed from humans with four fingers and four toes and a tail resembling that of a cow. The trolls lived hundreds of years old, but the sunlight turns them into stone.

Lore : Trolls usually live in mountains, forests and near lakes.In children's stories, trolls often live beneath bridges, harassing passersby and exacting tolls. When travelling, they tend to run in packs.

Magic : Huge, hard-skinned, and virtually indestructible, trolls could only be vanquished by sunlight, which would either turn them to stone or make them explode.

source (http://faerie.monstrous.com/trolls.htm)

tinmenace

28-08-2007, 02:15 AM

Fight them with (sun)light...:)

alexph777

28-08-2007, 05:38 AM

TROLLS

http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/23066/2005020854006224000_rs.jpg

source (http://faerie.monstrous.com/trolls.htm)

NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alexph777

28-08-2007, 05:41 AM

Excellent posting tinny. ;)

And aron and i am all that I am ..err ok forget it.

But where did you get thoses cool emotion icons from?

tinmenace

28-08-2007, 05:50 AM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/troll-up.jpg

It's a TROLL-OP (aka TROLL-UP).

When this particular TROLL is awake, it is known as a TROLL-UP, because it's always UP to something (usually trying to get things UP).

The only time it's ever appropriate to call them TROLL-OP, is when they're asleep because this is when their faces shape-shift, and two eyes become one big eye (also a distant cousin of the DICK clan, but more closely related to HERmaphrodite). The "OP" is clearly an example of the dreaded Cyclopsis... take a look:

See? One big eye. ~~~~>OP<~~~~ See? Tongue hanging out of mouth as it sleeps.

This TROLL-UP is suspected of having Venus-envy, and stands accused of the unfortunate decapitation accident of the Dick TROLLS.

On the bright side, she does have a GREAT tan! ;)

tinmenace

28-08-2007, 05:52 AM

Excellent posting tinny. ;)

But where did you get thoses cool emotion icons from?

Thank you :)

Cool Emotes HERE (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4156)

tinmenace

28-08-2007, 06:37 AM

Just in! An example of a Meryl Streep lookalike doing a specific type of shape-shifting.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/revolutionisatroll.jpg

It's called a REVOLUTION-of-the-head (also seen in the Exorcism). This type of shape-shifting is typical of self-loathers.

It is suspected that this awful shifting is caused by:

A. Continually looking over their shoulder (paranoia has been suggested)

B. Trying to "give head" (but requires actual removal of the useless appendage first...)

C. See if they look fat in that outfit

Stay tuned for updates, as I continue my research.

tinmenace

28-08-2007, 01:53 PM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/lastsupperlarge.jpg

This is a shape-shift that many people choose to ignore, and if you haven't ignored it yet...now is a good time to work on that, primarily because there is no proof that THIS Jesus existed (also an apparent shape-shifter...but I'll leave that for another time).

This painting is called The Last Supper by Leonardo di ser Piero (da Vinci) - [whom some say was a drag-queen which is different to shape-shifting], and is supposed to be of Jesus and his apostles. See the problem with this is that all the apostles, according to mainstream Christianity, were men. But let me draw your attention to this character (a very sneaky shape-shifter)....take a closer look:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/lastsuppermary.jpg

That is clearly not a man, unless of course it is Dame Edna, when she was very very young. Although I cannot give conclusive proof at this time, I continue to research this angle. It's fascinating, possums!

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/dameedna.jpg

PS....Possums are NOT shape-shifters.

tinmenace

29-08-2007, 01:56 AM

Sausages are Shape-Shifters (shaped like you-know-what)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/sausage.jpg

There are many kinds of Sausages, but ALL are Shape-Shifters. They start off like this:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/pigasshole.jpg

And end up something like this:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/plateosausage.jpg

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that they look a lot like the missing appendages of the Dicks,
but let me say this upfront...unless the have this logo:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/dickssausausage.jpg

...they're not the Dicks' sausages, mmmkay?

Sausages also come in cans, like this:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/viennaisatroll.JPG

Which is a lot like other canned meat, like this:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/spam.jpg

So, next time you encounter a sausage, remember first and foremost that it is a Shape-Shifter, and also where it comes from...:eek:

;)

tinmenace

29-08-2007, 01:42 PM

P is a Shape-Shifter too, especially when it leaves your body.
Please consult Fantana's (http://fantana.net/) extensive research concerning where girls Pee from.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/P.jpg

P stands for a lot of things, but remember that MOST of them are Shape-Shifters. There are exceptions, but we won't discuss them now.

P stands for PARCEL

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/parcel.jpg

P stands for PRECIOUS

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/gollum.jpg

P stands for PEA (not to be mistaken for a DICK, just because it been held like one in this photo)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/peas.jpg

P stands for PLUTO

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/plutoplanet.gif
Seen here with Charon - Read about Pluto and Charon on Cerberus thread (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3791)

P stand for POISON

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/poison.jpg
I think their look was inspired by Dame Edna when she was very very young (see previous posts for details)

So, when you encounter a P, remember to look carefully to see if it's eyes shift to black,
because then you know you're looking a a Black-eyed Pea Shape-Shifter,
or possibly a Reptilian Shape-Shifter.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/blackeyedpeas.jpg

Either way, back away slowly, turn around, pull down your pants and show them your Brown-eye.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/browneye.jpg

tinmenace

30-08-2007, 05:56 AM

Here's a classic tale of Shape-Shifting...

It's the tale of Dr. Jek....:rolleyes: erm....Dr. Jekil...no no that's wrong... erm ...Dr. Jackal...:rolleyes:...Dr.....Shoot, I can't spell tonight, so let's just call him Dr. J and his dark side, Mr. Hide.

Dr. J used to be a nice enough man. A proud Christian and somewhat successful Spin Doctor.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/drj.jpg

In fact, being just any old Doctor wasn't good enough. Dr. J wanted to be a specialist, and works very hard in this increasingly popular field of Spinning. What is Spinning? Well, it's a lot like what spiders do...

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/spiderweb.jpg

Spinning is creating a web of li.....well it's a web, y'see. It's not perfect and beautiful like a spider web. No, these kinds of webs are missing some strands and don't connect properly, leaving the web full of holes. Spin Doctors specialize in going around and around on the web, patching up the gaping holes. It's a difficult thing to do because when you patch a hole with one strand, you create a hole elsewhere on the web.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/needleandthread.jpg

Some call it sewing seeds of diseanfo, or something...

But that's not where the story ends. One day Dr. J realized that he had a hidden personality. This personality was possibly created from splintering indoctrination as a young child, but it seems that this hidden personality, which we will call Mr. Hide, won't come out from under the bridge and tell us what has him so tormented. I have a few ideas based on Dr. J's taste in tight swimwear.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/bananahammock.jpg

Mr. Hide is a very shy character, and hardly ever leaves his place under the bridge, but every now and again you catch a glimpse of him picking his nose or trying to abduct an unsuspecting Poodle or Cocker Spaniel (or their Cocker-Poo puppies) out on their daily walk. I think he wants to eat them, but I'm not sure if he's more interested in the COCKer part, or the Poo part. It's simply a mystery! :eek:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/puppypoo.jpg

graflok

30-08-2007, 06:01 AM

Love that crucifix! Now, that's what I call a Christian! :D

tinmenace

30-08-2007, 06:12 AM

Love that crucifix! Now, that's what I call a Christian! :D

Das right! :D

quetzalcoatl

30-08-2007, 06:34 AM

ahhahahaha !!!!! This is a crack-up !!! very funny Tin :D:D:D

quetzalcoatl

30-08-2007, 06:46 AM

My God, this is pure Gold !!! I wish I'd subscribed earlier.

Tin your so twisted Sister !!! Great laughs, Keep 'em Comin !!! :D

quetzalcoatl

30-08-2007, 04:09 PM

I usually try to avoid spamming three in a row (very troll like). But hopefully this will encourage you to continue your search for the infamous Shape-Shifting Trolls. & just quite possibly 'confirm some suspicions'. Also, since you seem un-able to answer simple questions through PM.

Shape-Shifting is my Speciality..!!! Like ya say, it's all just funny ay..? Like your ability to edit a post before it's actually posted – Extra-Dimensional Shape-Shifting Technology Identified !!! :D But we all can't be so forward can we?

But really, I dig the analogies – couldn't agree more, that IS a female – it's Mary Magdalene! - very different to Mother Mary (I hope). Indeed Da Vinci did seem to have displayed very Reptilian-Like behaviours; I do agree.

The rest is Indecipherable. But very humorous to the un-acquired taste. :cool:

(I am waiting in anticipation to your story of why Jesus is a Shape-Shifter though). I'm very interested, & open to the idea/opinion. I mean who knows? I suppose only God the Eternal-Consciousness holds all the Truth on everything.

Or have I gone n silenced another thread? :confused:

Look forward to see the next instalment of your investigation Tin. :D

Love it, your Hilarious..!!! But plz, dun give up ya day-job! :cool:

P.S. BTW Possums ARE the 'badest' "Shape-Shifters" yo :rolleyes:

tinmenace

30-08-2007, 05:17 PM

Also, since you seem un-able to answer simple questions through PM.

Yeah, I'm not very receptive to interrogation :)

auron

30-08-2007, 09:31 PM

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quetzalcoatl

31-08-2007, 01:21 AM

Yeah, I'm not very receptive to interrogation :)

Your perception is your reality.. no-one but you can change that. Yet, let me re-mind you; I asked one simply question.

Good Luck!

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 01:58 AM

Your perception is your reality.. no-one but you can change that. Yet, let me re-mind you; I asked one simply question.

Good Luck!

What I write in here is up to each person to interpret for themselves. I can't EXPLAIN the humor. Either you get it or you don't. Most of it is an in-joke anyway.

*shrugs*

quetzalcoatl

31-08-2007, 02:37 AM

OK I see MOST of it an 'In-Joke'. & it must really be hard to explain the humour, as to why we should ignore this shape-shifter, 'the last supper'.

I've obviously come to the 'wrong place'. So I will work on my last post on this board. To be based on what Thrid-Wave told me on an-other thread, "Whats wrong with throwing your cards on the table" In relation to Icke being open about attacks. Sheer Brilliance!!! & absolutly nothing! except it's sometimes not obvious to some when we should throw down our cards.

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 02:52 AM

Your perception is your reality.. no-one but you can change that. Yet, let me re-mind you; I asked one simply question.

Good Luck!

OK I see MOST of it an 'In-Joke'. & it must really be hard to explain the humour, as to why we should ignore this shape-shifter, 'the last supper'.

I've obviously come to the 'wrong place'. So I will work on my last post on this board. To be based on what Thrid-Wave told me on an-other thread, "Whats wrong with throwing your cards on the table" In relation to Icke being open about attacks. Sheer Brilliance!!! & absolutly nothing! except it's sometimes not obvious to some when we should throw down our cards.

Multiple PM and posts....me thinks you're a wee bit obsessed with it all. Why?

It's not aimed at you, so why fret?

You talk about me changing MY reality, but you seem completely incapable of changing your own. What is this? You want to force me into a box that you refuse to get into?

I don't think so.

I'm starting to get a clearer picture now. :)

quetzalcoatl

31-08-2007, 04:25 AM

God this shit sux. There ya go.. Twisting things around again. You poor thing. Here's my multiple IM's (two to be precise).

IM. No.1

Hello Tin,

I notice your here just now.

& I was wondering if, you as a moderator, you were eluding to my old acc. 'r e m' with the photo of the last supper, which I used to use ?

If not no worries. If so I...(I honestly don't feel I have to explain) but it's only fair I guess. I really couldn't access my e-mail account to retreive my password. It's totally dis-appeared, thanks hotmail.. weird tho'.

Anyway I was off-line a while, then later I couldn't sign in, so just rejoined. Maybe you can see I couldn't sign in as rem.. & I just gave up on getting that back.

I've explained this to LL.

But if there's anything bothering you please just ask me. I'm an extremely honest person ask anyone that knows me.

All sincerity.
Note: edited - Removed UNRELATED personal details + 1 spell.

IM No.2

Hey, sorry bout the spam.

I thought you were a Mod.. but maybe not ?

Anyway I must've just missed ya with last IM. curse my two-finger typing !!!

Was just on 'There' the place you guys made. looks awesome !! someone tried to teleport me but in saying bye to people I was chatin to, the promt disappeared.
Note: edited - correct 1 spelling.

Replies sumed up - It's all just funny, I don't know you (there's a revelation) No worries for the spam.

Some-thing sticks to high-heaven.. it really does, the foul rank of rats every-where. Here's a little taste of this stench. A study on trolls, based on humour, yet stickied to Problem-Reaction-Solution.

I still hold Icke in a high regard. Because he knows not everyone can correctly interpret his message. & it's always just the minority.

I usually try to avoid all this negative shite, Un-less I feel there's something to be learnt or experienced that's beneficial. & I may give you the distinct impression that I actually know the virtual definition of a 'troll'. Yet I honestly didn't really until a few days ago. I had my suspicions, & I've heard of trolls years ago, & I've heard rumours of trolls more recently, Yet, I never really gave it a second thought.

UNTIL! What do I feel? A disturbance in the Force I do. So after a few months after RE-Joining I suspect my old acc. REM (which I couldn't even access), could be causing glitches in the matrix!!! Yet I never really meant to deceive ANYONE here. So I contact Lime-Lady the forum-Advisor, & where has she gone? The smell gets stronger! (possibly 'TheDame' now) & also, I'm pretty damn sure Tin was an Admin! However I'm not totally sure. But alas, nothing is hidden from God. & eventually everyone gets what they deserve, as I'm about to get.

I'm not playing the helpless victim cry.. in the big picture I really couldn't care less. I only hoped to be treated with enough respect to be dealt with straight. & I'm sorry to say that that hasn't been my experience here, on the contrary. I really feel 'some' here let DI down greatly.

Further more. Fuck Hotmail !!! (lost so many contact is-well & a good addy name) I haven't tried too many times to retrieve my lost acc.!! It bull-shitted me! (It's genuinely innocent, yet thanks, it's still embarrassing) Fuck IP's (what poor fool would not know how this works? as I didn't, yet I do now!) & also Fuck slight short term memory lose, coupled with excess stress causing one to forget one's password.

If I was trying to deceive or 'shape-shift' why would I keep the same signature, which I like? I'm still the same individual.

If you could've just explained the comedy about Last-supper HONESTLY it wouldn't have come to this, Or on the other hand if you just said that was aimed @ you but it's cleared up now, issue end. Yet neither came my way bar ignoring questions & dismissing it as comedy.. yet not a straight-up answer, telling me it has nothing to do with me. You failed, & it will catch you up.

All-in-all really there's no harm, no foul. I just hate the smell of rats! & feel that some here are way out of touch, & your really not where it's @. I just only hope you all find some balanced intuition soon. & some may just be waiting for the Solution to arrive in regards to this thread.

Anyway, until then just go back to normal, it's all good.

Sayonara.

Love to you all.

S

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 04:36 AM

God this shit sux. There ya go.. Twisting things around again. You poor thing. Here's my multiple IM's (two to be precise).

IM. No.1

Note: edited - Removed UNRELATED personal details + 1 spell.

IM No.2

Note: edited - correct 1 spelling.

Replies sumed up - It's all just funny, I don't know you (there's a revelation) No worries for the spam.

Some-thing sticks to high-heaven.. it really does, the foul rank of rats every-where. Here's a little taste of this stench. A study on trolls, based on humour, yet stickied to Problem-Reaction-Solution.

I still hold Icke in a high regard. Because he knows not everyone can correctly interpret his message. & it's always just the minority.

I usually try to avoid all this negative shite, Un-less I feel there's something to be learnt or experienced that's beneficial. & I may give you the distinct impression that I actually know the virtual definition of a 'troll'. Yet I honestly didn't really until a few days ago. I had my suspicions, & I've heard of trolls years ago, & I've heard rumours of trolls more recently, Yet, I never really gave it a second thought.

UNTIL! What do I feel? A disturbance in the Force I do. So after a few months after RE-Joining I suspect my old acc. REM (which I couldn't even access), could be causing glitches in the matrix!!! Yet I never really meant to deceive ANYONE here. So I contact Lime-Lady the forum-Advisor, & where has she gone? The smell gets stronger! (possibly 'TheDame' now) & also, I'm pretty damn sure Tin was an Admin! However I'm not totally sure. But alas, nothing is hidden from God. & eventually everyone gets what they deserve, as I'm about to get.

I'm not playing the helpless victim cry.. in the big picture I really couldn't care less. I only hoped to be treated with enough respect to be dealt with straight. & I'm sorry to say that that hasn't been my experience here, on the contrary. I really feel 'some' here let DI down greatly.

Further more. Fuck Hotmail !!! (lost so many contact is-well & a good addy name) I haven't tried too many times to retrieve my lost acc.!! It bull-shitted me! (It's genuinely innocent, yet thanks, it's still embarrassing) Fuck IP's (what poor fool would not know how this works? as I didn't, yet I do now!) & also Fuck slight short term memory lose, coupled with excess stress causing one to forget one's password.

If I was trying to deceive or 'shape-shift' why would I keep the same signature, which I like? I'm still the same individual.

If you could've just explained the comedy about Last-supper HONESTLY it wouldn't have come to this, Or on the other hand if you just said that was aimed @ you but it's cleared up now, issue end. Yet neither came my way bar ignoring questions & dismissing it as comedy.. yet not a straight-up answer, telling me it has nothing to do with me. You failed, & it will catch you up.

All-in-all really there's no harm, no foul. I just hate the smell of rats! & feel that some here are way out of touch, & your really not where it's @. I just only hope you all find some balanced intuition soon. & some may just be waiting for the Solution to arrive in regards to this post.

Anyway, until then just go back to normal, it's all good.

Sayonara.

Love to you all.

S

I don't owe you or anyone else an explanation.

So, is THIS your final post? Or, are you going to carry on some more?

quetzalcoatl

31-08-2007, 04:45 AM

I know your tricks demon.. Just try TAKE ANYTHING out of context!

This is my last post.

Yet I suspect more shallow dis-regards tho.

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 04:51 AM

I know your tricks demon.. Just try TAKE ANYTHING out of context!

This is my last post.

Yet I suspect more shallow dis-regards tho.

Your perception is your reality.. no-one but you can change that....

Pay heed to your own words ;)

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/621/peaceyf8.gif

quetzalcoatl

31-08-2007, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by quetzalcoatl
I know your tricks demon.. Just try TAKE ANYTHING out of context!

This is my last post.

Yet I suspect more shallow dis-regards tho.

Pay heed to your own words ;)

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/621/peaceyf8.gif

Surprise surprise.. :rolleyes: Predictable springs to mind. & yet further surprises since I'm posting again, completly surprised myself, how do you do it?

Well, this is very telling indeed.

Have you heard of a figure of speech? I REALLY don't think you're a demon.. My God, get real. I've never meet you. I can eat my words, I live by my code. I really meant it as a simile to possession, which just maybe your a victim of now & then.

It really seems as though you're possessed with fear, & it's PEOPLE like you who drag the rest down. & it's thinking/acting like you do, that will make the inevitable so much more inevitable. This is probably the extinction of 2/3 of population. Why do I say your thinking/acting? When it's obvious I'm the one with paranoid delusions?

Well, it's all in the way you treat others; disintegration of Human respect is a form of possession. Which you can get a cure! Also, & I'd hate to be hypocritical, so I'll call it a suspicion - just maybe your fear made you jump to incorrect conclusions. & there's this whole thread all-together, I mean masking accusations (Maybe) with comedy, with a very negative under-tone, have you lost your sense of humour? simple with a few questions?

OK you've answered my Question finally, @ least I'm not getting blown off with "Its all just funny" You say that 'Comedy' piece has nothing to do my old acc. So, nothing left, out of Human respect, I have to accept it, which I do. Yet, let me make this clear it reeks to High-Heaven!!! Smells so ugly to the core.

OK, I accept you don't have to explain the comedy (not even out of human-respect) Free-Will & all. But honestly this is root of all evil in society.

So good luck to ya. Stay safe in the future.

Don't mistake this for a last word thing.. I really don't care for such immature crap. But I will try to make it my last post.. ;)

Peace with you Tin.

phoenix1

31-08-2007, 11:27 AM

sorry mistake

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 12:04 PM

Surprise surprise.. :rolleyes: Predictable springs to mind. & yet further surprises since I'm posting again, completly surprised myself, how do you do it?

Well, this is very telling indeed.

Have you heard of a figure of speech? I REALLY don't think you're a demon.. My God, get real. I've never meet you. I can eat my words, I live by my code. I really meant it as a simile to possession, which just maybe your a victim of now & then.

It really seems as though you're possessed with fear, & it's PEOPLE like you who drag the rest down. & it's thinking/acting like you do, that will make the inevitable so much more inevitable. This is probably the extinction of 2/3 of population. Why do I say your thinking/acting? When it's obvious I'm the one with paranoid delusions?

Well, it's all in the way you treat others; disintegration of Human respect is a form of possession. Which you can get a cure! Also, & I'd hate to be hypocritical, so I'll call it a suspicion - just maybe your fear made you jump to incorrect conclusions. & there's this whole thread all-together, I mean masking accusations (Maybe) with comedy, with a very negative under-tone, have you lost your sense of humour? simple with a few questions?

OK you've answered my Question finally, @ least I'm not getting blown off with "Its all just funny" You say that 'Comedy' piece has nothing to do my old acc. So, nothing left, out of Human respect, I have to accept it, which I do. Yet, let me make this clear it reeks to High-Heaven!!! Smells so ugly to the core.

OK, I accept you don't have to explain the comedy (not even out of human-respect) Free-Will & all. But honestly this is root of all evil in society.

So good luck to ya. Stay safe in the future.

Don't mistake this for a last word thing.. I really don't care for such immature crap. But I will try to make it my last post.. ;)

Peace with you Tin.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/emotes/blowbubbles.gif

julieray

31-08-2007, 12:55 PM

Hi Tinmenace,

I found this link and thought it would be useful on this thread

http://www.teamtechnology.co.uk/troll.htm

It is a practical guide to Trolls and how to recognise them!!:D:)

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 01:04 PM

Hi Tinmenace,

I found this link and thought it would be useful on this thread

http://www.teamtechnology.co.uk/troll.htm

It is a practical guide to Trolls and how to recognise them!!:D:)

http://www.geocities.com/themole7/laughmuttey.gif

Thank you, Julie :)

phoenix1

31-08-2007, 03:10 PM

[QUOTE]Predictable springs to mind.

Well I can tell you this mister..Tin menace is way way way from predictable, however some old souls here including me ..KNOW this.. and we are not ENTIRELY using the "mind" either...no... WE are using a concept which may be totaly unfamilliar to you and that concept is "Intelligence Of The Heart", which far exells and outstrips the "cerebral" .
Sure .. cerebral is important ..BUT "Intelligence Of The Heart " is VITAL, If you are not familliar with the MASSIVE difference.. I suggest you may wanna do some "inner work " to find out exactly what that means.

I've never meet you. I can eat my words
No you have not met Tin have you... not in anyway at all it seems.. however I have.. and I KNOW TIN VERY WELL INDEED.. and she's able to access space's above spaces. This I KNOW. And when I KNOW..... I KNOW.
As for eating words.. you may feel like you will ... at some point.. when its said ..... it's said.. remember that.
I live by my code.
I live by inteligence of the heart.. and answer to no "code" as you put it.. where I come from... living to a "code" is at best ...primative. (for lack of a better explanitive.)

"codes" are out of phase and will soon be obsolete in their entirity... they will dissappear and cease to exist.. along with pre-set tenets that define any THING.

It really seems as though you're possessed with fear, & it's PEOPLE like you who drag the rest down.

Well it may "seem" like this to you Quetz, but let me assure you ,Tin has crossed the Fear Threshold (so have I many moons ago) FEAR is a transmutable thoughtform (it is inflicted) but can be easily transmuted to the non existance of the FEAR concept.

As For Tin Dragging us down.. there are some here who are resonating and transmuting at light speed... (for the benefit of many I might add).

People ?? What do you define as People exactly?? Im willing to bet you still think a "Human Body" HAS a SOUL..... and not the other way around???

The Soul has a body... thats the deal.. see it ... or leave it
Namaste

Phoenix

celtic isis

31-08-2007, 03:48 PM

nickatnoon61

31-08-2007, 10:47 PM

wow what a crap thread, i'm literally in shock here :eek:

and yer one here you're all praising considers MOI to be a troll, i'm seriously paranoid now, cause one minute you're my buds and the next falling over yourselves to praise rubbish like this :eek:

well, i'm just back from ireland and literally seething at the depths of sheepledom i encountered over there...while you're all laughing at mindless shit like this there are very real things at stake that are being ignored...this needs serious action and i for one am going to do it.

MY TWO CENTS.
Thanx Celtic. The phoney baloney "I love you" Translated,( as long as we agree) makes me wanna wretch sometimes. When i first came on this forum, a month ago, I was bantering with Tin and she was quite witty, I liked her posts,SOH, and there was no problem. This went on for a few weeks, sharing PMs, emails, etc. No problem. I told her I would be a cyberbuddy and support her if I thought she was being persecuted unjustly. Then the day when I complimented Celtic on her baby pic and how pretty I thought Celtic is, Tin has completely ignored me ever since then. I like both of yous and I do not believe, I should have to make a choice when Celtic has done me no harm! Okay, CI has 2 strikes against her b/c she is with a FM and Frenchman to boot!(I am sure yous Limeys will luv this)ROTFL:D But no-one's poifect,eh! (except me):D:eek: It's like Betsy said to Evil Roy Slade when he was wooing her! "Slade, This will never work,I wanna help people ,and you want to rob them"! He replied, "with a little effort you can change,Betsy"!:D. This experience is just more material for my upcoming book,"Men Are From Mars,Women Are Liars" ha ha :D

quetzalcoatl

31-08-2007, 10:53 PM

kblood

31-08-2007, 11:11 PM

*burp*
*stomp**stomp**stomp*

Get away trolls! I hate trolls!

Oh, I smell animals on my bridge... gotta go catch my lunch.

*stomps aways from my waterproof iMCTroll*

- Underthebridge666 has logged off

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 11:36 PM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/afrodance.gif

auron

31-08-2007, 11:42 PM

I love that animated picture Tin! :)

tinmenace

31-08-2007, 11:46 PM

I love that animated picture Tin! :)

Thanks sweetie, me too :D

phoenix1

31-08-2007, 11:53 PM

Well, Phoenix, I'm a shallow bastard obviously.

My words can float through the 'ether' for eternity I simply couldn't give a shit, I am however requseting my acc/acc's be removed. & I will munch my words back anytime, anywhere. Because they're just words.. Some people (generally speaking) spend their whole life talking about it, proclaiming it to be true, yet action speaks louder than words, words are just soo cheap.

I did n't say you were shallow.. thats your observation..."simply" you may not give a shit.. from cerebral intelligence alone..is the place from where you make that observation also.A postive thoughtform makes it to "inteligence of the Heart.. as the value is then recognised.. LAW takes over to integrate it into the Higher Mind at this point.

Yes words are cheap.. and they do not apply in the etherical realms anyway..in 3D yes they do, they are still just about working.. word will not last, in higher D they are inopperational...

Action ?? granted "speak or appear to speak louder than words" but percieved at the cerebral again... words have no real meaning ,, they convey thought inadedequately ... symbol on the other hand defines action.. from 3D as "principle" in levels above 3D.

I aint making no assumptions.. for me in my experience ...its what IS and what will continue do develop even more ... we wait for the waves.. the cresting ones.... whilst on one... we can "see"

No biggie anyway.

Namaste.. the path presents.... as we walk it,

Phoenix

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 12:32 AM

Now this is serious Shape-Shifting! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToLI7WHObhE)

;)

quetzalcoatl

01-09-2007, 12:56 AM

Thank you very much, Tin-menace. You've honestly given me a well over-due epiphany. I've come to the realisation that having smoked pot for 7-8 years, almost every-day, its 'high' time I quit or at least cut-back. Weeds never got me in trouble, & it's MOH it gets a bad-rap when the common causal user is mellow, maybe slightly over talkative, yet utterly harmless. Ta mate. ;)

Wow what a drama this turned out to be but no doubt the Universe is un-folding exactly how it should. I know there's a few things that I probably won't get an answer to, like why edit (possibly a pic) from your last-supper post, in the past I might add? & I thought you were a Mod. Weren't you? Anyway, it all doesn't matter, & I really couldn't give one little turd. Honestly no hard feelings either-way. I know who I am, I have nothing to hide. The Eternal Consciousness knows who we all are, & Nothing else matters! Just remember the Human-Respect, easy to talk-the-talk, but can you walk-the-walk?

I'm still awaiting a response from both forum-advisors & third-wave (Mod). I totally appreciate this may take sometime.

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 12:59 AM

I know there's a few things that I probably won't get an answer to, like why edit (possibly a pic) from your last-supper post, in the past I might add?

Did you read the edit reason?

quetzalcoatl

01-09-2007, 01:08 AM

Yea, look I don't care. & I've just relised it may be a time zone setting, I'm not excusing you of anything. Seems innocent enough. That was the first time I aksed you that & thanks for your quick response.

Were you a Mod?

I'm just here untill I hear from the bosses. sent PM yesterday.

All good my friend.

BTW - this is how it was copy/pasted couple of days ago, under default time zone.:- Last edited by tinmenace : 28-08-2007 at 11:51 PM. Reason: possums

Posted 28-08-2007, 12:53 PM

Peace out. :D

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 01:10 AM

Why?

quetzalcoatl

01-09-2007, 01:14 AM

Honestly, Im just curious. I really thought I saw you as a Mod a wee while ago. I may have been mistaken.

It's only a question, you don't even need to answer.

:D

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 01:15 AM

Honestly, Im just curious. I really thought I saw you as a Mod a wee while ago. I may have been mistaken.

It's only a question, you don't even need to answer.

:D

:D

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 01:43 AM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/afrodance.gif

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 05:26 PM

Rare image of Cyclopsis (remember the silent P, like in Bath)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/cyclopsis.gif

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 06:28 PM

This one is undergoing mind-control

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/cyclopsishypnotise.gif

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 06:30 PM

Uh Oh!

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/jesusshapeshifting.gif

tinmenace

01-09-2007, 09:12 PM

I LOVE Kilts. I love men in Kilts. It's utterly sexy.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/kiltsaretrolls.jpg

But, I've come across some info that suggests that a certain type of Kilt is a Shape-Shifters :(

It started with an audience member that noticed some squirmy movement on on the Kilt of the performer on stage.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/performer.jpg

He wasn't sure if it was something sparkly, like sequins...but no, it couldn't be because
this shifty stuff wasn't reflecting or emitting light, it was all squirmy-like and dark...a lot like dementia.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/demented.jpg

So! The audience member (let's call him Mem for short), snuck backstage ("snuck" - is that even a word?) and waited for the Kilt to be thrown aside by
the performer, at which time Mem took out his magnifying glass, and took a closer look at the Kilt.

This is what he found:
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/magnifyingglass.jpg (http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/tick.jpg)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/horrified.jpg

Well it's a parasite, called a tic. Here is a loose description of "TIC" according to the dictionary,
(similar to a DICKtionary, but that one is only used by a particular clan of Trolls, remember?

Main Entry: tic (http://m-w.com/dictionary/tic)
Pronunciation: 'tik
Function: noun
Etymology: French
1 : local and habitual spasmodic motion of particular muscles especially of the face : TWITCHING
2 : a frequent usually unconscious quirk of behavior or speech <"you know" is a verbal tic>

Merriam-Webster Online (http://m-w.com/dictionary/tic)

This Tic, as seen in the magnifying glass, is highly specialized -
It only lives in Kilts (please be sure to keep yours clean and bug free),
It has semi-consciousness and quirky behavior known as tWITCHING.

There is a way to rid your Kilt of these tics. Yes sirree! ICE-CREAM! Particularly Vanilla (bean).

After you have identified the infested Kilt:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/kilt.jpg

...You remove the Kilt from the guy:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/nekkid.jpg

...And drop the Kilt with the tics into the (Vanilla Bean) ice-cream:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/kiltintoicecream.jpg

Voila! Infestation over. :)

lottie

01-09-2007, 11:52 PM

Thanx Celtic. The phoney baloney "I love you" Translated,( as long as we agree) makes me wanna wretch sometimes. When i first came on this forum, a month ago, I was bantering with Tin and she was quite witty, I liked her posts,SOH, and there was no problem. This went on for a few weeks, sharing PMs, emails, etc. No problem. I told her I would be a cyberbuddy and support her if I thought she was being persecuted unjustly. Then the day when I complimented Celtic on her baby pic and how pretty I thought Celtic is, Tin has completely ignored me ever since then. I like both of yous and I do not believe, I should have to make a choice when Celtic has done me no harm! Okay, CI has 2 strikes against her b/c she is with a FM and Frenchman to boot!(I am sure yous Limeys will luv this)ROTFL:D But no-one's poifect,eh! (except me):D:eek: It's like Betsy said to Evil Roy Slade when he was wooing her! "Slade, This will never work,I wanna help people ,and you want to rob them"! He replied, "with a little effort you can change,Betsy"!:D. This experience is just more material for my upcoming book,"Men Are From Mars,Women Are Liars" ha ha :D

Hi nick,

Very insightful post.....reminds me of a quote from 'I am me i am free' one i think we could all learn from.......

'....Let us respect our own right to be unique and to express that uniqueness; let us respect the right of others to express their uniquness, free from ridicule or CONDEMNATION; and let us never seek to impose what we believe on anyone else. That simple philosophy will transform your life and life on this planet.'... David Icke 'I am me i am free'.

Very wise words i'd say.....:)

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 12:00 AM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/afrodance.gif

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 12:57 AM

Oh NO! I found another one! :eek:
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As demonstrated by Neo and Morpheus. Take a look:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/matrixorigami.gif

:D

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 01:34 AM

Neo and Morpheus didn't have time to demonstrate how
the following Shape-Shifters were made (they're saving the world and all),
but I decided to post the finished results so that
we can all marvel at this remarkable art called Origami :)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/origamisheep.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/origamihorse.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/origamipanda.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/origamigiraffe.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/origamiboat.jpg

You've just seen some of the components that shaped the story of Noah and his ark,
whom happened to be Ziusudra, the son of the Anunnaki, Enki.

:)

quetzalcoatl

02-09-2007, 04:23 AM

You seem to have Hi-Jacked your own thread Tin. :D

Lets hear about the Shap-Shifting Trolls, & have you discovered a Solution yet?

Also If your or anyone else is unsure about my copy/pasting from your post then feel free to ask me! straight-up I have it all saved as a picture, accept the post time & date which I could only save as text. But I'm ALL truth!

:D

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 04:35 AM

mr_moon

02-09-2007, 05:12 AM

I think the word 'Trolls' comes from the phrase 'Toasted Rolls'. Or it could come from 'Turkey Rolls'

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 05:18 AM

I think the word 'Trolls' comes from the phrase 'Toasted Rolls'. Or it could come from 'Turkey Rolls'

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/turkeyroll.jpg
Turkey Roll

Now, about the Toasted Roll, I wasn't sure if you meant a guy/gal so toasted that they roll all the way home, or if you meant a food?

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 05:22 AM

Kinda like these guys heading home after a party...

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/roll.jpg

lookfar

02-09-2007, 12:09 PM

Hi nick,

Very insightful post.....reminds me of a quote from 'I am me i am free' one i think we could all learn from.......

'....Let us respect our own right to be unique and to express that uniqueness; let us respect the right of others to express their uniquness, free from ridicule or CONDEMNATION; and let us never seek to impose what we believe on anyone else. That simple philosophy will transform your life and life on this planet.'... David Icke 'I am me i am free'.

Very wise words i'd say.....:)

Hey Lotts honey:) That's one of my favourite quotes from the book, nice one!! I also like this one too...

David Icke's 'Golden Rule of Polarity' - 'What you fight, you become'.

http://www.davidicke.com/content/view/1280/64/

mr_moon

02-09-2007, 01:40 PM

Hey Lotts honey:) That's one of my favourite quotes from the book, nice one!! I also like this one too...

David Icke's 'Golden Rule of Polarity' - 'What you fight, you become'.

http://www.davidicke.com/content/view/1280/64/

You know i sometimes get concerned about Mr Icke because he gets so angry about these things....but i think he'll be ok!

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 05:09 PM

OMG! That reminds me! Did you know that David is a Toaster Oven? (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650) :eek:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/applause.gif

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 05:27 PM

Here is a beautiful example of Coke attempting to Shape-Shift into Pepsi.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/coca-cola.jpg

coke
poke
pope
pops
peps

NOPE it cant be done

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/pepsi.JPG

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/applause.gif

tinmenace

02-09-2007, 10:56 PM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/avatars/snicker.gif

nickatnoon61

03-09-2007, 12:16 AM

Hi nick,

Very insightful post.....reminds me of a quote from 'I am me i am free' one i think we could all learn from.......

'....Let us respect our own right to be unique and to express that uniqueness; let us respect the right of others to express their uniquness, free from ridicule or CONDEMNATION; and let us never seek to impose what we believe on anyone else. That simple philosophy will transform your life and life on this planet.'... David Icke 'I am me i am free'.

Very wise words i'd say.....:)

Thanx Lottie, I was born at night, but it wasn't last night!!!;) I live by that quote above to the best of my ability. When some are doing harm to others, tho, then it is time to step in, and say or do something! The mods on here have it together, and I am NOT just sucking up!!!:eek: I loathe arselickers!!!! :D

tinmenace

03-09-2007, 12:46 AM

tinmenace

03-09-2007, 02:14 AM

More Origami Trolls HERE (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4865010049340393304&pr=goog-sl)

julieray

03-09-2007, 01:38 PM

Take a look at this remarkable Shape-Shifter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAtsRIkAf3M).
It still has many people unable to solve its riddle.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/rubickscube.jpg

Knowing all sides of the cube is a good start to understanding this multi-dimensional game. ;)

Yes that was a shifty little cube....I remember how it nearly got the better of me once, but then in a fit of rage I took off all the coloured sticky squares and then put them back on in the correct colour sequence!!! That showed it :D:) We called a truce eventually and I just bought the solution so that we could work together in harmony - it worked for a while I must admit, but with my failing memory, I eventually forgot (I've got three kids and a shrinking brain - too much flouride and e-numbers to thank for that), so I eventually had to admit defeat and tossed it carelessly one day into the bin!!;) That bin has been shifty ever since, come to think of it!!:eek::D

tinmenace

03-09-2007, 03:15 PM

Yes that was a shifty little cube....I remember how it nearly got the better of me once, but then in a fit of rage I took off all the coloured sticky squares and then put them back on in the correct colour sequence!!! That showed it :D:) We called a truce eventually and I just bought the solution so that we could work together in harmony - it worked for a while I must admit, but with my failing memory, I eventually forgot (I've got three kids and a shrinking brain - too much flouride and e-numbers to thank for that), so I eventually had to admit defeat and tossed it carelessly one day into the bin!!;) That bin has been shifty ever since, come to think of it!!:eek::D

That's a funny story, Julie. Your determination and unconventional methods showed that li'l so-and-so that there WAS indeed another way to solve its riddle. Well done indeed! It's all a matter of perception and creativity.

"Shifty bin" LOL, that's funny! :D

julieray

03-09-2007, 05:08 PM

That's a funny story, Julie. Your determination and unconventional methods showed that li'l so-and-so that there WAS indeed another way to solve its riddle. Well done indeed! It's all a matter of perception and creativity.

"Shifty bin" LOL, that's funny! :D

Yes in the 1980's Tin, it did manage to get the better of the whole nation so I recall, and there were differing varieties too, shapeshifting into differing shapes, just to try and catch us all off guard, just when you thought you beat the little so and so, it comes back with a vengeance!!:)

It certainly is a matter of perception and creativity - David has even confirmed that everything in our reality is only an illusion - I wish mine had a bit more shape shifting money in it though!:D Mine always seems to shape shift into the invisible form (am still working on trying to shape shift my old banger into a new monster truck - any tips??:D:confused::)

tinmenace

03-09-2007, 05:58 PM

Yes in the 1980's Tin, it did manage to get the better of the whole nation so I recall, and there were differing varieties too, shapeshifting into differing shapes, just to try and catch us all off guard, just when you thought you beat the little so and so, it comes back with a vengeance!!:)

It certainly is a matter of perception and creativity - David has even confirmed that everything in our reality is only an illusion - I wish mine had a bit more shape shifting money in it though!:D Mine always seems to shape shift into the invisible form (am still working on trying to shape shift my old banger into a new monster truck - any tips??:D:confused::)

Have you joined David's Affiliate (http://www.davidickebooks.co.uk/affiliate/signup.php) program? You add the links as footers to your emails, and add them onto your webspace, and so on, and if people buy the products you get a commission. Easy money, and it helps David too. :)

julieray

03-09-2007, 07:15 PM

Have you joined David's Affiliate (http://www.davidickebooks.co.uk/affiliate/signup.php) program? You add the links as footers to your emails, and add them onto your webspace, and so on, and if people buy the products you get a commission. Easy money, and it helps David too. :)

Will check this out, thanks. My husband has just invested in a new venture, and I think he was going to see if he could become an affiliate himself :)- just finishing off website for it.

graflok

05-09-2007, 12:59 AM

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/26093/2004552964563722985_rs.jpg

tinmenace

05-09-2007, 01:05 AM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/emotes/3D_emoticon_196.gif

I saw a snake pretending to be a sundial! :eek: Scared the shit outta me! :D

tinmenace

05-09-2007, 02:38 AM

SUNDIALS are Snake-Shifters...or are they?

When I say the word "Sundial (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115571&postcount=23)", most people automatically envision an tool with which
to tell time by reading the shadow-position of the Gnomon in the sun.

Here are a few examples of sundials:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/sundial.jpg http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/sundial2.jpg

They say that Obelisks were a form of sundial in Ancient times.
Now that's proof right there that they are Snake-Shifters!
All this time I thought they were cocks! :rolleyes:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/big_cock.jpg

The world revolves around the Sun, right?

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/solar%20system.jpg

Well, that's what I thought too, but apparently most of the world revolves around the Son:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/son.jpg

...And what most of the people in the world do, is dial in to the Son
to ask him what time it is, because apparently he has
this really cool Sundial or something:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/sunwatch.jpg

So, the Sondial doesn't look anything like the Sundials I showed you. No, they kinda look like this:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/phone.jpg

This is an older version of the Sondial, nowadays they come with "push-your-buttons", and I've even seen some without strings attached, but that's a lie because the strings are invisible. They call them wireless, or mobile (which means you can dial the Son anytime you want, especially from your autoMOBILE).

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/trafficjam.jpg

I have seen so many people using the Sondial at the same time, that I have come to the conclusion that the Son has GOT to be capable of Shape-Shifting into multiples because how else could he take all those calls at once? So, the Son has different "push-your-buttons" identities, depending on your region.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/virginandson.jpg

Pretty Shifty, eh?

limelady

05-09-2007, 02:42 AM

...to ponder his next move.

http://www.bobspinballmods.com/MM_troll01.jpg

tinmenace

05-09-2007, 03:26 AM

He's so hot! He's frying an egg on his head! Does that mean he's a hot-head? :confused: :D

julieray

05-09-2007, 11:27 AM

Or maybe just an egg head??!:D Quick, throw on some sausages and bacon too, I'm starving!! Oops, strike that, I forgot I am trying to be a veggie, throw on some quorn sausages and bacon instead!!:)

tinmenace

06-09-2007, 12:38 AM

Or maybe just an egg head??!:D Quick, throw on some sausages and bacon too, I'm starving!! Oops, strike that, I forgot I am trying to be a veggie, throw on some quorn sausages and bacon instead!!:)

:D LOL!

mk72

06-09-2007, 01:11 AM

tinmenace

06-09-2007, 01:52 AM

http://vpn.cmlan.co.za/upload/mk72/4_17_209%5b1%5d.gif

IN A NON-GAY WAY .......OF COURSE

Thanks Tin you made my day!!!!!:D

Anytime sweetie! :D

tinmenace

06-09-2007, 05:24 AM

:eek: No way!

Ok, this one might prove more challenging! :D

Edit: *Shakes head* I know I just saw an exhausted guy in a teddy, but now it's gone!

graflok

06-09-2007, 01:06 PM

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/26110/2001272789150252020_rs.jpg

"Troll? I'm not a troll. I'm exercising my freedom!"

limelady

06-09-2007, 01:17 PM

Gee I hope nobody starts the motor! :eek:

garth

06-09-2007, 01:23 PM

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/26110/2001272789150252020_rs.jpg

"Troll? I'm not a troll. I'm exercising my freedom!"

I bet his nickname is sooty! :D

tinmenace

06-09-2007, 03:42 PM

ROFL! There it is! I thought I was going crazy for a minute! :D

tinmenace

06-09-2007, 07:41 PM

I totally love your avatar, btw, Lime.

It says so much. I love it. :)

auron

07-09-2007, 12:57 AM

http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/26110/2001272789150252020_rs.jpg

"Troll? I'm not a troll. I'm exercising my freedom!"

http://web3.knallgrau.at/static/twoday_stable05/bmworacleracing/images/wtf3.jpg

tinmenace

07-09-2007, 01:08 AM

It's hysterical! I have to come up with a story on this, y'see? I think SuperGraf is challenging my imagination :eek:;)

limelady

07-09-2007, 03:39 AM

I totally love your avatar, btw, Lime.

It says so much. I love it. :)

Thanks tin....I'm enjoying it too!!

Unfortunately its been lost on some people :( for instance
Nick thinks I'm having a spell (pun intended :D) as your
common, everyday, boring ol' mean, green witch...in fact he
even offered me a recipe (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117822&postcount=31)for "Witches Soup" :p. But in fact,
I'm actually enjoying time as a happy 'mover-shaker' Fairy Godmother
and doing my best to spread good will everywhere I go :D :D :D

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/7228/greengodmotheron9.gif

;)

tinmenace

07-09-2007, 05:52 AM

Well, that is most unfortunate. :(

I love you :)

accuracy

07-09-2007, 08:02 AM

accuracy

07-09-2007, 08:37 AM

History Channel - Biography - The Troll Kingpin (IMDb)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27MuGw9G-2M

accuracy

07-09-2007, 08:42 AM

Troll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs7IEZyFV4I

accuracy

07-09-2007, 08:48 AM

Internet Help Desk Training Film - short Youtube version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjZc1oPmECk

nickatnoon61

07-09-2007, 10:07 PM

Thanks tin....I'm enjoying it too!!

Unfortunately its been lost on some people :( for instance
Nick thinks I'm having a spell (pun intended :D) as your
common, everyday, boring ol' mean, green witch...in fact he
even offered me a recipe (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117822&postcount=31)for "Witches Soup". But in fact,
I'm actually enjoying time as a happy 'mover-shaker' Fairy Godmother
and doing my best to spread good will everywhere I go :D :D :D

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/7228/greengodmotheron9.gif

;)

Sorry Lime, I thought U were that old green hag, from "The Wizard of Oz"!!!:eek:
"My little Pretty"!!!! ;)
Ok, "Ding Dong,the witch is dead"!!! "Long live Fairy Godmother!!!!":D

limelady

08-09-2007, 12:55 AM

Sorry Lime, I thought U were that old green hag, from "The Wizard of Oz"!!!:eek:
"My little Pretty"!!!! ;)
Ok, "Ding Dong,the witch is dead"!!! "Long live Fairy Godmother!!!!":D

Apology accepted nicki-poo :p

A little good will being sent your way right now ;)

Have a LOVELY day!!! :D:D:D

LL :)

nickatnoon61

08-09-2007, 01:18 AM

Apology accepted nicki-poo :p

A little good will being sent your way right now ;)

Have a LOVELY day!!! :D:D:D

LL :):D

tinmenace

10-09-2007, 01:15 PM

Thanks to my buddy for sending this screen shot of a suspected troll that crossed his path recently.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/trollha.jpg

auron

10-09-2007, 04:55 PM

WTF is that thing???!! :D:D:D

tinmenace

10-09-2007, 04:57 PM

WTF is that thing???!! :D:D:D

Highly unbalanced judging from his disproportions! :D

tinmenace

11-09-2007, 07:18 PM

Hands and Fingers are Shape-Shifters.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/hands.jpg

These are Shape-Shifters that we really would struggle to be without.
There is even an entire language that is spoken using only the hands and fingers.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/signlanguage.jpg

And then there's the common slang which we all understand.
Here are some examples:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/thumbsup.jpg http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/peace.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/talktothehand.jpg http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/prayinghands.jpg
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/bird.jpg

And of course our fingers can serve as excellent tools...

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/nosepicker.jpg http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/blockears.jpg
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/drevil.jpg
This is the tool to demand One Meelion Dollars

Continued in next post...

tinmenace

11-09-2007, 07:49 PM

...Continued

But the following images are my favorites examples of Shape-Shifting Hands and Fingers:

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/zebrahand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/tigerhand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/swanhand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/hawkhand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/elephanthand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/eaglehand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/doghand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/dog2hand.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/aligatorhand.jpg

:)

julieray

11-09-2007, 11:55 PM

Wow Tin,

Those shape shifting hands are :)fabulous - I just love them!!!

tinmenace

12-09-2007, 12:10 AM

Wow Tin,

Those shape shifting hands are :)fabulous - I just love them!!!

Yes, they're beautiful. I love them too :)

tinmenace

12-09-2007, 06:15 AM

Is this a PAID SPORT? Or is it a DISTRACTION?

See this picture below? Now, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking it's a Rugby SCRUM. Funny...when I was a child I thought it was "SCUM". For the purpose of this post, I think SCUM is a pretty good description for the TROLL I'm about to describe.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/scrum.jpg

Now, please don't misinterpret this post. This is not about Rugby at all. This is about something that resembles a SCRUM (but is really SCUM). This is called a PILE OF RUDE MEN. These rude men move around in a scummy pile, mostly pushing their weight around and sniffing each other's farts (only they can stand the smell of their own kind...find out why further down).

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/scrum2.jpg

Please notice that you cannot really see their faces, and the reason for this is that they kinda resemble horses asses. They also behave like horses asses (emitting (ob)noxious hot air that becomes increasingly unbearable)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/pinnose.jpg

You may be wondering why these photos are in black(ish) and white(ish) and there are a couple of reasons for that. First and foremost, it's because these TROLLS in the Pile of Rude Men have black(ish) and white(ish) [or is it Brown(ish)] ancestors...pure "mythology" of course, but it's worth mentioning. Take a look...

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/skunk.jpg

Noooo, it's not a SKUNK, it's a SCUMK. Kinda similar, but much nastier, more demanding and vastly more high-maintenance than the Skunk.

The other reason for the Black(ish) and White(ish) images is because these Trolls find it difficult to focus on much else than than these two colorless 3D hues which have historically been used to oppress and enslave the human spirit.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/blackwhite.jpg

These Piles of Rude Men cannot grasp anything outside of 3D.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/box.jpg

They fail to understand that there is a spiritual realm which is infinitely more beautiful and important than any 3D trapping, INCLUDING worldly wealth.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/chakra.jpg

Woe is the Pile of Rude Men...forever trapped in their self-inflicted 3D cages. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just them in there, after all we all choose our own paths, but these trolls set traps for other beings passing by (across their bridges) - in an attempt to interrupt or stall their journeys...

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/money.jpg

...for their own selfish reasons.

tinmenace

27-09-2007, 01:40 AM

Remember the..................http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/P.jpg Shape-Shifters?

Well, I've discovered that there are http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/B.jpg Shape-Shifters too.
Once again, not all Bees are Shape-Shifters.
Let's look at a few examples of Bees and their family members.

This is a Bumble Bee. These wonderful creatures are Mother Nature’s helpers. – The good guys!

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/bumblebee.jpeg

This is a Wanna-Bee.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/chicken/dog.jpg
Wants to bee

V

V

V

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/chicken.jpg

These Sometimes-Shape-Shifters come in many varieties.
Too many to mention today, but these examples of Wanna-Bees
are from the Clucking Chicken (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10364) thread.
Both are dogs that Wanna-Bee chickens.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/chicken/wannabe.jpg
Wants to bee

V

V

V

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/chickencostume.jpg

Bees are also a part of language and grammar.
You’ve heard of Spelling Bees? Yes?
And, if you’re a big dork like I am, you like to watch
the National Spelling Bee finals every year.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/spellingbee.jpg

Well, there is another kind of bee.
It’s similar to a Spelling Bee, but it’s called a Yell-Bee.
(Not to be confused with a Yale-Bee - those are related to the Dick-Trolls)
This a contest of one. You can either play (it) with yourself
or you can find others to participate,
but usually they’re quite reluctant because…well,
who wants to be yelled at? Right?

This is how it works:

A Bumble Bee is flying around and sees a beautiful pink flower on which to land. The Yell-Bee will shout up at the Bumble Bee that it’s not at all as beautiful or as pink as the Bumble Bee thinks it is, and that it’s best just to go in search of a flower that Yell-Bee thinks is beautiful, and you better get the shade of pink right because a Yell-Bee thinks it knows better than anyone else what reality is or should bee.

A recent study has shown that the reason Yell-Bees are so obnoxious, is because they are actually Wanna-bees, and are living a lie. Well how can you bee happy if you’re lying to yourself? I would think it would bee impossible to bee honest with the world if you can’t even bee honest with yourself.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/mirrormirror.jpg
"You're an energy vampire, dear. That's who you are"

Continued in next post...

tinmenace

27-09-2007, 02:34 AM

Continued...

One particular Yell-Bee that I came across recently was really a Wanna-Bee Bumble Bee. Quite a lofty goal, because Bumble Bees are really Humble Bees. They do their work willingly and diligently. They have a sense of community and fellowship, and they don’t know it but they are the true artists of our colorful landscape….inside….

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/fruitbasket.jpg

…and out…

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/garden.jpg

Well, poor Yell-Bee wanted to be a good Bumble Bee but one day in his
competitive haste to beat a REAL Bumble Bee to a beautiful pinkish flower...

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/rose.jpg

Yell-Bee clumsily impaled his side on a thorn
and has never bothered to remove it.
Now it just festers...

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/fester.jpg

So, sometimes we mistake this Bee’s yelling for antagonism toward us, when in reality he’s probably just yelling out in pain from the thorn in his side. The question is: Is this ambition to Shape-Shift into Uncle Fester? (Which is an upgrade in character) Or, is this determined stubbornness to suffer and to demand everyone suffer too?

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/ponder.jpg
Hmm...interesting...

tinmenace

27-09-2007, 02:42 AM

Stay tuned for the Flea hybrid family member of the Bees ;)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/animangle6.jpg

tinmenace

27-09-2007, 03:58 AM

So, we've learned about Bumble Bees, Wanna-bees, Spelling Bees and Humble Bees. Let's talk about Queen Bees. There are a couple of different Queens. Let's look at a few of them before we come back to the Flea-Bee hybrids.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/queen.jpg
Looks human but is actually a malevolent Reptillian and is not a good Queen,
and I don't Wanna-Bee anywhere near her.

This is an excellent example of a good Queen!
Not Wanna-Bees. They were the real thing.
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/queenband.jpg

This is also a good Queen. We call these fascinating souls, "Drag Queens",
and they can be Wanna-Bees...
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/dragqueen.jpg

This a bad Queen. Lots of these around.
We call these not-so-fascinating souls, "Drama Queens",
and often they Wanna-Bee something they're not
or Wanna-have something that's not theirs.
They come in male and female versions.
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/dramaqueen.jpg

Beauty Queen.
To each their own, but this Queen is only six years old.
It's a little creepy to say the least and not a good Queen in my opinion. - LINK (http://www.rhinestonesgemsandjewels.com/halloween_2006.html)
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/beautyqueen.gif
Usually their mothers Wanna-Bee the beauty queen
And live precariously through their children.

So, as we can see, Bees can be all kinds of species, sometimes even hybrids.
This creature is a hybrid Bee-Flea, or Flea-Bee.
http://www.globalfailure.com/images/animangle6.jpg
It's crossed between an parasitic Flea, and a Queen (Capital) B.
What a mixed up creature. Sucks your life force with an arrogant sense of entitlement.

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/queenbitch.jpg

fresco

04-10-2007, 02:01 PM

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/46.jpg

When a poster doesn't really hold the ridiculous views he/she's espousing, but instead argues them on purpose to get a kick out of the reactions to his nonsense, the above graphic should be used as a subtle reminder to "Do Not Feed the Troll.

:D

tinmenace

04-10-2007, 02:02 PM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/emotes/toothlesssmiley.jpg

fresco

08-10-2007, 04:54 AM

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/11924_spazzy-troll-dance.html

:eek::D

tinmenace

08-10-2007, 04:57 AM

That is a keeper! Can't keep a straight face for too long! :eek:

.

fresco

08-10-2007, 05:01 AM

That is a keeper! Can't keep a straight face for too long! :eek:

.

It's cute, shame trolls aren't!:D

grover66

08-10-2007, 06:25 AM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/collwilson/Morgan_W2yrs.gif

Scary!

tinmenace

08-10-2007, 01:54 PM

grover66

08-10-2007, 03:25 PM

"Fake like the agent on this forum that thinks he's invisible".

Agent? Who?

garth

08-10-2007, 03:30 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/collwilson/Morgan_W2yrs.gif

Scary!

That's damn scary & retouched/photoshoped to the max, I have never met anyone who has eyes like that either, you see them everywhere these days on glossy mag covers, just so fake. They say the eye's are windows to the soul...those fake eye's look like the blinds are shut to me

Photoshop makeovers link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHLpRxAmCrw)

tinmenace

08-10-2007, 03:32 PM

"Fake like the agent on this forum that thinks he's invisible".

Agent? Who?

He'll show himself before too long. He struggles to contain himself sometimes, because a big part of his cover is pretending that he's calm, collected and somewhat cool.

Cool avatar, btw, Grover :)

tinmenace

08-10-2007, 03:36 PM

That's damn scary & retouched/photoshoped to the max, I have never met anyone who has eyes like that either, you see them everywhere these days on glossy mag covers, just so fake. They say the eye's are windows to the soul...those fake eye's look like the blinds are shut to me

Photoshop makeovers link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHLpRxAmCrw)

Thanks for the link. Very talented operator!

Shoot! I wish I could just figure out how to do the color replace in my PSP program :D

grover66

08-10-2007, 03:41 PM

He'll show himself before too long. He struggles to contain himself sometimes, because a big part of his cover is pretending that he's calm, collected and somewhat cool.

Cool avatar, btw, Grover :)

Intriguing! I'll have to stay tuned :)

Thanks for the compliment!

tinmenace

08-10-2007, 04:00 PM

Intriguing! I'll have to stay tuned :)

Thanks for the compliment!

:D

tinmenace

08-10-2007, 04:21 PM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/beeootch.jpg

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/beeotch2.jpg

:rolleyes:

tinmenace

09-10-2007, 04:05 AM

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/trolls/complaints.jpg

fresco

09-10-2007, 10:13 PM

http://communitiesonline.homestead.com/files/troll_2.jpg

Before we begin, it's worth noting that the term "troll" is one of the most frequently cited insults in the online environment. It is often used to brand, silence or scapegoat a member with a dissenting or unpopular opinion. The purpose of this article is to assist those in online communities in determining what a true troll is and what actions can be taken to prevent their creation, welcome, and ability to inflict any harm.

In our experience with online communities, there are four types of trolls...

1) Mischievous: Such trolls have a humorous intent. Often, they are a "regular" who has temporarily adopted a new identity in order to play a good-natured prank. They are not abusive to members and rarely create trouble within a community. Generally there is no harm in responding to them. Some members may find mischievous trolls to be annoying, particularly if their presence leads to lengthy threads that distract the community from its true intent; other members inevitably find that the troll's humor and light-hearted antics provide the community with an opportunity to laugh together, thereby enhancing and strengthening community bonds.

2) Mindless: Mindless trolls have a tendency to post lengthy stories of questionable belief thus promoting good facial tone in members due to excessive eye-rolling. They are generally harmless. On rare occasion, the ficticious posts of a mindless troll may lead to insightful debate and discussion. Aside from encouraging them, there is generally no harm in responding.

3) Malicious: A malicious troll arrives with the intent of being blatantly abusive to the group and/or specific individuals within the group. One of their characteristics is that within a very short time of gaining access they begin targeting and harassing members using both low-end and high-end tactics. In some cases, the troll has a prior history with the group or someone within the group. In other scenarios, the troll is simply looking for a fresh meat market.

4.) Destructive: Around 1999 a new form of troll began to appear on the net in mail groups and online communities. The primary purpose of this type of troll is to completely destroy the group it has infiltrated. Destructive trolls may work on their own, or possibly in teams or gangs.

Trolls have two ways of gaining access to a community: from the outside or from the inside. Outside trolls are newbies or visitors who are new to the community, or only sporadic visitors and guests. They are less likely to target specific members and will be content with "hooking" anyone. Inside trolls are comprised of mischevious, bored, disgruntled, angry, scapegoated or wounded regulars who may have turned to trolling as a result of actions that occurred within the community. They frequently have a bone to pick with a specific member or a select group of members.

Unmoderated or poorly moderated environments are not only more susceptible to malicious or damaging trolls, they are also more likely to create the conditions that invite them. This is because the members themselves have very little in the way of actual power. With few other options at their disposal they will often resort to intimidation tactics and personal attack with the hope of verbally overpowering the offender. If the offender is a true troll, this will only reinforce the troll's sense of purpose, inflames his/her ire, and let him or her know who the willing targets are. Informal community leaders, those who are empathic to others or those sensitive to the slights of injustice are more likely to step forward in cases of troll attack and thus, become their target

http://communitiesonline.homestead.com/dealingwithtrolls.html

fresco

09-10-2007, 10:17 PM

That was serious, i thought it would be pointless to start another troll thread.

fresco

10-10-2007, 09:51 PM

Very! Jesus!

Made me ask the question "Why is it scary?". For me, the answer is because it doesn't look real. It's fake looking.

I think fake can be scary. Look at Ted Bundy. He was fake...kinda good looking, but underneath it all he was a cruel serial killer.

Attitude can be fake too.

Fake like the agent on this forum that thinks he's invisible.

I see you ;)

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/peekaboo.jpg

He'll show himself before too long. He struggles to contain himself sometimes, because a big part of his cover is pretending that he's calm, collected and somewhat cool.

Cool avatar, btw, Grover :)

Wow! Laydee! Put the mirror down!:rolleyes: Stop projecting the worst parts of your character on to people.

That was destructive vindictive gossip, that was enough to make anyone feel uncomfortable. It really has bothered me, because that was negative and uncalled for, because it was cruel and you are shit stirring.

That was just so wrong of you Tin. I ignored this yestarday as i saw this has baiting and decided instead to post the real troll guide above. You probably knew you would get a reply at some point, because your looking for someone to mock and to degrade? Isn't that right Tin? Your becoming exactly like a Troll and this thread basically proves it.

So because you take a disliking to someone for some apparent reason, you decide to start demonizing someones character with a couple of snide comments? Since you don't give a name. I know who you are getting that with that comment, because you made this comment not so long after replying to one of mine.

So i can't have a joke or have fun (Which i'm not funny anyway) without you be judgemental and hypocritical? So you thought you had found a scapegoat for a problem? because your (ego) narcissism demands it? I find you to be a bully and you will be going on my ignore list, because i can do without the drama which you so obviously seek.

Have a good life Tin, don't pull people down because of mood swings, a lack of self control or your paranoia.

That word (Love) is bandied around a lot, but it's hardly ever shown on this forum and only by a few.

Misery Loves Company:rolleyes:

tinmenace

10-10-2007, 11:31 PM

Wow! Laydee! Put the mirror down!:rolleyes: Stop projecting the worst parts of your character on to people.

That was destructive vindictive gossip, that was enough to make anyone feel uncomfortable. It really has bothered me, because that was negative and uncalled for, because it was cruel and you are shit stirring.

That was just so wrong of you Tin. I ignored this yestarday as i saw this has baiting and decided instead to post the real troll guide above. You probably knew you would get a reply at some point, because your looking for someone to mock and to degrade? Isn't that right Tin? Your becoming exactly like a Troll and this thread basically proves it.

So because you take a disliking to someone for some apparent reason, you decide to start demonizing someones character with a couple of snide comments? Since you don't give a name. I know who you are getting that with that comment, because you made this comment not so long after replying to one of mine.

So i can't have a joke or have fun (Which i'm not funny anyway) without you be judgemental and hypocritical? So you thought you had found a scapegoat for a problem? because your (ego) narcissism demands it? I find you to be a bully and you will be going on my ignore list, because i can do without the drama which you so obviously seek.

Have a good life Tin, don't pull people down because of mood swings, a lack of self control or your paranoia.

That word (Love) is bandied around a lot, but it's hardly ever shown on this forum and only by a few.

Misery Loves Company:rolleyes:

You're entitled to your assumptions, but you have no idea what I'm talking about, or whom I'm talking about, or even what this person is up to on this forum. If you knew, you might be outraged too. Maybe.

So, there's more than one side to the coin, as always.