The Runlikehell Toupee!!!!

[runlikehell]

[url]http://xavier-xerxes.com/mp3/HELL.mp3 :D

Hell Toupee

Don't send the kids out to play.

I'm putting on the hell toupee!

Gonna take it out for a walk today.

Unleashing the hell toupee!


Is all your hair going away?

Get yourself the hell toupee!

It doesn't need to match the grey.

Wearing out the hell toupee!


Tell it to come, make it stay.

Just try to train the hell toupee!

Get one new or adopt a stray.

Get yourself some hell toupee!


Use it to clean your ash tray.

You've got some hell toupee!

Cook up some fish fillet.

Serve it to the hell toupee!


Good times are here today.

Celebrate with the hell toupee!

Stack it up in the dinner tray.

Just don't eat the hell toupee!


Catch yourself some UV rays.

Bring along the hell toupee!

Have too much fun anyway.

You've got some hell toupee!

[runlikehell]

:D

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0kMA8-U0ME

Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man
See I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans
I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone
It's hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog

Night is falling, the curtain's calling
my bio-clock is ticking, so fast

[Chorus:]
And it's gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way

Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump
It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and it's terrible fate
Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs
stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I'm stuck googling for wigs

Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fast

And it's gonna be Hell Toupee
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Not now no way
Hell Toupee Day By Day, always thought my hair would stay great
But it's way too late

[Chorus]

Hell Toupee, Razor blade, it's genocide on my head today
Hell toupee, don't fade away, not now no way

[ellis_deatrip]

Haha, I see what you did there! Nothing like being fat AND losing your hair/growing a forehead! http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j100/yoshi667/th_AJclown.jpg (http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j100/yoshi667/AJclown.jpg)
http://geofftop.com/Music/11%20every%20body%20loves%20a%20chubby%20dude.mp3

[ragnarok]

Toupee, or not toupee? That is the question.

[ellis_deatrip]

Toupee, or not toupee? That is the question.
When ya gotta go, you're Russian, When ya get there, European. When you're done, you're Finnish. :D