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ustane
13-08-2009, 03:20 PM
Laugh in the system's face!
Got a voter registration form from the Council today. Said on back you are required by law to give the information requested in this form. As they usuually threaten with a fine I haven't decided what day it will be when I decide not to fill this form in anymore, it just demanded checking the details, ie my name & daughter's name were correct & signing it. Didn't want a fine; I enclosed this note:
"Thank you for giving me the opportunity to choose my government's Public Relations Officer every 4 years. This is the right that people have died for. Isn't it wonderful to be free!" :D
Might wake someone up there
hagbard_celine
15-08-2009, 07:58 PM
Good idea!:) One thing thre system wants desperately is to be taken seriously. It can't abide ridicule.
"Why did the Illuminatus cross the road?":D
hollo
15-08-2009, 08:12 PM
"Why did the Illuminatus cross the road?":D
to try and manipulate and controll the ppl on the other side...
but those ppl were awake and all the Illuminatus got was
ridicule and laughed at :)
cruise4
15-08-2009, 08:29 PM
Mine have gone straight in the bin for years. Law... bollocks!
hagbard_celine
15-08-2009, 08:29 PM
Because they'd sacrificed the chicken.:D
More answers below, everybody. Let's keep it going!
ustane
15-08-2009, 09:19 PM
Q. What does an illuminatus have on his car to keep the rain off his front window?
A. Wind-screen vipers!
Q. What does a reppy have when he gets mad?
A. A hissy-fit!
Q. What would be his favourite day of the week?
A. Sunday Bloody Sunday!
Q. His favourite dish in Hotel Bilderberg's restaurant?
A. Steak Diane!
Q. Why did the illuminatus cross the road?
A. He was following the pentagram
dancing_with_durga
16-08-2009, 12:45 AM
Q. How many illuminati does it take to change a light bulb?
A. As many as you like, this light bulb refuses to change!
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ustane
16-08-2009, 01:27 AM
Q. How many illuminati does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they place a lighted torch everywhere
hollo
16-08-2009, 02:55 AM
Q. How many illuminati does it take to change a light bulb?
A. As many as you like, this light bulb refuses to change!
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this one made me laugh so much ^^
hagbard_celine
19-08-2009, 04:26 PM
Q. What does an illuminatus have on his car to keep the rain off his front window?
A. Wind-screen vipers!
Q. What does a reppy have when he gets mad?
A. A hissy-fit!
Q. What would be his favourite day of the week?
A. Sunday Bloody Sunday!
Q. His favourite dish in Hotel Bilderberg's restaurant?
A. Steak Diane!
Q. Why did the illuminatus cross the road?
A. He was following the pentagram
Ha ha ha!:D
hagbard_celine
19-08-2009, 04:27 PM
Q. How many illuminati does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they place a lighted torch everywhere
Great one, Ustane!
Q. How many illuminati does it take to change a light bulb?
A. As many as you like, this light bulb refuses to change!
.
Ha ha! Sadly true.:(:D