New Gable Film Surfaces - 'Michigan Dogman' Victim

[thewatcher]

`Aaaaawwww - Don / Mike / Dike

I don't hate you....As a matter of fact - your oddly loveable in your own unwashed, flea bitten, mangy way....I just don't like you - big difference.

If I hated you, I'de pray for your immenant destruction and stab pins in a voodoo doll effigy of you....
But - since I don't like you - I'll just settle for taking a massive, corny, chunky dump in your mailbox, lol.

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What happened to Mike Acapoco? :eek:

He's still viewing the thread according to his profile but he's usually posted a stack more dimwitted butt-sniffing comments by now.

I look at that 'viewing the thread' description on his profile and I can feel his quizzically-furrowed brow while I write this.

He's amazed, devastated and totally gutted dudes and dudettes that people don't think he's as radical and cool and funny as he thought people would find him after the MQ episode.

[thewatcher]

SOL - you have to be patient, Mike is like a brontosaurus - takes a REAL long time for the impulse to travel from his tiny brain to his fingertips.

[thewatcher]

Maybe he's busy watching the Michigan State-Northern Iowa basketball game. Or the Purdue-Duke game but it's at the half.


He's Thiiinnnnkkkiiinnnngggg....This should take the better part of this decade....

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Maybe he's busy watching the Michigan State-Northern Iowa basketball game. Or the Purdue-Duke game but it's at the half. He isn't under contractual obligation to respond or anything.

Ah, you love him!

But no - frowning at the screen and wondering what to do next sounds more like Tony.

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SOL - you have to be patient, Mike is like a brontosaurus - takes a REAL long time for the impulse to travel from his tiny brain to his fingertips.

Has he told you about the time he spraypainted a raincoat metallic gray, glued a broomstick to his head and wandered into a town hall meeting 'totally fooling and freaking out all the old dudes' because they thought he was a dinosaur?

[thewatcher]

HEY SOL - I'm gonna take poetic license and use your expression...

"SO - IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY, TRUTH, AND LOVE - FUCK HIM!!!"

LMAO!!! :D:D:D:D

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HEY SOL - I'm gonna take poetic license and use your expression...

"SO - IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY, TRUTH, AND LOVE - FUCK HIM!!!"

LMAO!!! :D:D:D:D

That should be the epitaph on his tombstone in the pet sematary.

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Maybe he's busy watching the Michigan State-Northern Iowa basketball game. Or the Purdue-Duke game but it's at the half. He isn't under contractual obligation to respond or anything.

Nope, he just logged out.

Maybe he's over this whole "Gable Movie" deal thing he signed up for.

[thewatcher]

Nope, he just logged out.

Maybe he's over this whole "Gable Movie" deal thing he signed up for.

Naaaahhhhhhhhhh - he's just sleepy from the post whack off afterglow....

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New upload from Quinlan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4d8jLlFiDA

Whatever.

EDIT: All it is is a clearer version of the Gable Film 2 hoax footage - who cares? - which everyone now knows if they didn't already is fake.

True to form he's screwed up again though - at the end you can see this shot just off the side of a road and is nothing like the area shown for the attack scene in GF1.

Coyote claimed he was going to 'go get some photos' of the area he made GF1 in 'like tomorrow or the day after' for us. So why didn't he shoot GF2 in that same place if he knows where it is?

Busted yet again. :rolleyes:

[thewatcher]

SOL - I'm callin it a night brother, I'm tired and it's time for me to pack it up and crash for the night.
Night bud...

[ytch]

@don

could you please change your name on here
from coyote to something else, more fitting?

The coyote, in shamanic view, is an idle, magic "trickster",
fooling people into wisdom and knowledge, insight and transformation.

you are none of the above,
you have done nothing of the above,
you are not even remotely funny,
and even worse, you are NOT EVEN MANAGING TO ANNOY ME,

you just DON`T MATTER, got it?

So call yourself

don nothing (my personal favorite, if you don´t get I´ll explain it to you for ten bucks...nah.not worth the effort...)
don vulture
don underfucked

you´re nothing but a government sellout
you´re desperate cry for attention has failed.
if you were a coyote

you´d just trodd into the desert with your head in shame

and die....

please...

L&L.

ytch
your ytch...
forever...
sealed.

[ytch]

Granted. He certainly failed to "fool" your cult into wisdom and knowledge, etc. Now step right up and get your red pill, compliments of the cabal. Honestly, we only have your best interests in mind.

Not even trying to get behind your mindfuck,
mr "hudepohl".

take a look behind you from time to time:D

L&L,

ytch

(don´t bother to scratch, will only make it worse..)

[1999]

Not even trying to get behind your mindfuck,
mr "hudepohl".

take a look behind you from time to time:D

L&L,

ytch

(don´t bother to scratch, will only make it worse..)

Is calling other people names all you can contribute ?
If it's so hard for you to find out there is no Dogman in Michigan and no Bigfoot in Dakota then perhaps you should try therapy.

[thewatcher]

Don't worry guys - 1999 is a "PROFESSIONAL SKEPTIC".
See my definition of that:

http://web.me.com/stevebusti/museumoftheweird.com/Home/Entries/2010/3/25_Epilogue__Gable_Film_Hoax_Revealed.html

I also suspect that he's either Mike, or a Mike Worshipper - in which case - he has my pity...

[severinwolf]

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad48/severinwolf/side.jpg

[biblegirl]

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad48/severinwolf/side.jpg

he "was trying to be a werewolf"

:p

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he "was trying to be a werewolf"

:p

lol

[ytch]

Don't worry guys - 1999 is a "PROFESSIONAL SKEPTIC".
See my definition of that:

http://web.me.com/stevebusti/museumoftheweird.com/Home/Entries/2010/3/25_Epilogue__Gable_Film_Hoax_Revealed.html

I also suspect that he's either Mike, or a Mike Worshipper - in which case - he has my pity...

exactly..and the five bucks go to...:cool:

[ytch]

If it's so hard for you to find out there is no Dogman in Michigan and no Bigfoot in Dakota then perhaps you should try therapy.:D:eek::rolleyes::D:cool:

you don´t listen to yourself, don´t ya?
nonsense...:D

[ytch]

By the way...
Is calling other people names all you can contribute ?

....perhaps you should try therapy.?:eek::eek:

:rolleyes:

Self explanatory...

(or read my above post again)

Love & Laughter,
to all my furry friends

[toofer]

Most of this thread now on thread
Monsterquest and Werewolf Footage Controversy

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Most of this thread now on thread
Monsterquest and Werewolf Footage Controversy

Cool.

Will most of them stay over there if we resume posting now? ;) :cool: :p

99% of them have lost their minds to a television show.

[toofer]

Cool.

Will most of them stay over there if we resume posting now? ;) :cool: :p

99% of them have lost their minds to a television show.

SOL,
Not that they have lost their minds, but have accepted the story, and that's ok, imo. I think there exists anger and frustration at seeing this as a big hoax. In some ways I feel the same way.

However, the MQ show was most inept at recreating the attack scene on GF1. The more I watch and replay the scenes, the less I accept that it was acted out. I may be proven wrong at some point, but I saw that creature as a real creature from day one, and no re-creation attempts by MQ nor explanations by MQ and Don Coyote come close to convincing me otherwise.

No one has yet to show any evidence that it was as MQ said it was, and that it was as Don Coyote says it was. We may never know.

I notice you are ruffing some feathers on the Monster Quest thread also...LOL

I don't especially concern myself with the "film" contents as you do, but whatever you wish to challenge, it's open game so to speak.

[zach luebke]

SOL,
Not that they have lost their minds, but have accepted the story, and that's ok, imo. I think there exists anger and frustration at seeing this as a big hoax. In some ways I feel the same way.

However, the MQ show was most inept at recreating the attack scene on GF1. The more I watch and replay the scenes, the less I accept that it was acted out. I may be proven wrong at some point, but I saw that creature as a real creature from day one, and no re-creation attempts by MQ nor explanations by MQ and Don Coyote come close to convincing me otherwise.

No one has yet to show any evidence that it was as MQ said it was, and that it was as Don Coyote says it was. We may never know.

I notice you are ruffing some feathers on the Monster Quest thread also...LOL

I don't especially concern myself with the "film" contents as you do, but whatever you wish to challenge, it's open game so to speak.

Listen Toofer you're talk got a little stupid on the other thread. I wasn't trying to be an asshole. You forced yourself into the position you found yourself in.
The simple thing... say for example...when someone is talking about there beliefs then someone comes a long and states logical things. The person stating there beliefs would try defending what they said. It's only natural. Then the person who stated plain facts will just keep saying the logical things. Lol. Thats just life. Happens with little kids arguing of Santa, HE IS REAL I SAW HIM - No he's not Reine deer can't even fly.

That kinda thing.

[biblegirl]

if you're examining this case with the preconceived notion that cryptids don't exist, then you do not have the capacity to argue this objectively

fortunately a lot of people who have contributed here are willing to say they're open to the existence of cryptids....but as for the rest, the argument of "there are no werewolves, thus this cannot be footage of one" won't get you very far

comparing cryptids to santa shows how little objectivity you are able to demonstrate in this case

[destinysmoon1964]

if you're examining this case with the preconceived notion that cryptids don't exist, then you do not have the capacity to argue this objectively

fortunately a lot of people who have contributed here are willing to say they're open to the existence of cryptids....but as for the rest, the argument of "there are no werewolves, thus this cannot be footage of one" won't get you very far

comparing cryptids to santa shows how little objectivity you are able to demonstrate in this case

I never said that there were no dogmen or skinwalkers. I just think that in this instance that its a fake. I had my own sighting of a whatsit in 2002 no one can take that from me. I think that SOL thinks that this is footage of a skinwalker type of entity, I highly doubt it, they would NOT be filming themselves morphing and showing it to the world. At least this makes for good conversation! It could do without all the name calling and such.

[starfire59]

I never said that there were no dogmen or skinwalkers. I just think that in this instance that its a fake. I had my own sighting of a whatsit in 2002 no one can take that from me. I think that SOL thinks that this is footage of a skinwalker type of entity, I highly doubt it, they would NOT be filming themselves morphing and showing it to the world. At least this makes for good conversation! It could do without all the name calling and such.

Was it a dogman type creature that you saw? Where were you at the time and what happened?Can you describe what it looked like?

[destinysmoon1964]

Was it a dogman type creature that you saw? Where were you at the time and what happened?Can you describe what it looked like?

Sorry, I won't tell about my sighting on this forum. I dont want to be enbroiled in the controversy that gets stirred up here. Nothing against you or the others. I just have enough problems in my life than to add more to my frustrations.

[starfire59]

Sorry, I won't tell about my sighting on this forum. I dont want to be enbroiled in the controversy that gets stirred up here. Nothing against you or the others. I just have enough problems in my life than to add more to my frustrations.

Gotcha. I don't blame you. I made the mistake of posting on a paranormal forum about my sighting and got fed up with others telling me what they think I really must have seen. Too bad they weren't there to have seen it too, then maybe they'd have an opinion worth expressing.

[toofer]

Destiny and Starfire,

I agree that you need to be careful who you tell. Too bad we are so indoctrinated in the system that we fail to see what is all around us. While living in Dallas in 1974 my wife and I were sitting on our back patio with a neighbor couple and just spending time chatting and snacking. We observed 2 UFO's in the north/northeast sector scooting back and forth for about 20 minutes. They would hover, then shift left, hover then shift right, and this went on for some time. They made no noise and were not helicopters, and they were fast. We decided to telephone the airport when an incoming plane flying northeast to soutwest headed for the airport just simply LIT UP THE ENTIRE SKY above us for about what seemed 10 seconds as it turned on all its lights. No one at the airport admittred anything. Not very long afterwards the 2 UFO's were no longer visible.

Here's the point of this story. When I brought this up again to my wife last year, she sort of looked at me quizzically as if to say what are you talking about? Over the years she had dismissed the whole thing. But after I named our 2 friends Jack and Betty, and the plane turning on its lights in mid-flight, and our calling the airport, she appeared less puzzled. I dare not ask her if she believes all four of us saw these 2 UFOs - she may say it never happened!! But it did, all four of us saw it.

[starfire59]

Destiny and Starfire,

I agree that you need to be careful who you tell. Too bad we are so indoctrinated in the system that we fail to see what is all around us. While living in Dallas in 1974 my wife and I were sitting on our back patio with a neighbor couple and just spending time chatting and snacking. We observed 2 UFO's in the north/northeast sector scooting back and forth for about 20 minutes. They would hover, then shift left, hover then shift right, and this went on for some time. They made no noise and were not helicopters, and they were fast. We decided to telephone the airport when an incoming plane flying northeast to soutwest headed for the airport just simply LIT UP THE ENTIRE SKY above us for about what seemed 10 seconds as it turned on all its lights. No one at the airport admittred anything. Not very long afterwards the 2 UFO's were no longer visible.

Here's the point of this story. When I brought this up again to my wife last year, she sort of looked at me quizzically as if to say what are you talking about? Over the years she had dismissed the whole thing. But after I named our 2 friends John and Sandy, and the plane turning on its lights in mid-flight, and our calling the airport, she appeared less puzzled. I dare not ask her if she believes all four of us saw these 2 UFOs - she may say it never happened and that I believe all this crap.
Don't be too hard on your wife.I have tried many times over the years to dismiss what I saw as imagination or something. Unfortunately I was not alone at the time and am constantly reminded by my friends that this really did happen.Maybe she just really wants to forget.

[toofer]

Don't be too hard on your wife.I have tried many times over the years to dismiss what I saw as imagination or something. Unfortunately I was not alone at the time and am constantly reminded by my friends that this really did happen.Maybe she just really wants to forget.

Yea, thanks, I just toned down my posted entry. Have a great Easter weekend.

[starfire59]

Thanks Toofer...you have a great Easter too

[zach luebke]

if you're examining this case with the preconceived notion that cryptids don't exist, then you do not have the capacity to argue this objectively

fortunately a lot of people who have contributed here are willing to say they're open to the existence of cryptids....but as for the rest, the argument of "there are no werewolves, thus this cannot be footage of one" won't get you very far

comparing cryptids to santa shows how little objectivity you are able to demonstrate in this case

The santa thing was just an example on how it got on the other thread. Shankers even stated it came to an "impasse" as well.

I said I was open to the suggestion of it. I stated from the start the reason why I wanted to get to the bottom of the Gable films is because of an experience I had were I recorded myself tracking an unkown creature in the woods. So I do think anything is possible. I mention that as well many times on here.

You trying to get on my case doesn't help anything. I was just trying to tell toofer I wasn't against him, just on a different side of this gable film. I use my logic and knowledge not my beliefs. Thats how I'll always be. The dogman might possible actually exist, probably not in the manner everyone believes but it's possible. The Gable Films are fake however.

[biblegirl]

I prob got you confused with guerrillable when you said the santa thing

if you're open minded then that helps a lot

[zach luebke]

found a good upload of the MQ-

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[gurillable]

I prob got you confused with guerrillable when you said the santa thing

if you're open minded then that helps a lot

How do you know Santa doesn't exist? Thats equally closed minded.

Neither negative can be proven.

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How do you know Santa doesn't exist? Thats equally closed minded.

Neither negative can be proven.

Meant to ask you this - in your clip showing the position of the camera at the end of the film moving closer to the animal seen at the start of that shot, and also in the clip showing the animal moving across the field before the attack scene, you claimed to have corrected the frame rate because the originals were moving too slow.

How did you arrive at that conclusion and do you still stand by it?

[gurillable]

Super8 Film runs at 18 frames per second

that video was running at I think 25 film frames per second, so too slow. I made sure that there was 18 unique frames of film per second, which would have made it at the speed it would have been shot. You can see that its running way too slow on the axe swing and everywhere else that there is human activity.

The composite with the boy HAD been changed. I thought I was mistaken, but after checking it, as much as it pains me to say it, I think SOL is correct as was my original diagnosis. I have no idea why they would have done that though. It seems a dumb move.

However it once again proves that Mike is the owner and author of the film because he now has presented the version without the strange shifting face.
It would be hard to have done that if you only had the shifting version to play with.

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Super8 Film runs at 18 frames per second

that video was running at I think 25 film frames per second, so too slow. I made sure that there was 18 unique frames of film per second, which would have made it at the speed it would have been shot.

This is very interesting. When I watched your 'corrected' clip featuring the animal in the attack scene, it rang much truer and seemed to play in realtime. The dreamlike, floating quality was gone.

If that could be verified if bangs another nail in the Agrusa coffin because no man can move that quickly or agiley. Agrusa can't even come close to matching the slowed down version.


The composite with the boy HAD been changed. I thought I was mistaken, but after checking it, as much as it pains me to say it, I think SOL is correct as was my original diagnosis. I have no idea why they would have done that though. It seems a dumb move.

However it once again proves that Mike is the owner and author of the film because he now has presented the version without the strange shifting face.
It would be hard to have done that if you only had the shifting version to play with.

But he's presented a version that features a near static shot of the face and is trying to pass that off as the true, unedited original.

This is impossible because in the composited version, the kids face turns side-on and makes more facial expressions, i.e. it contains more information, so it has to be closer to the original than the one he's claiming is.

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Super8 Film runs at 18 frames per second

that video was running at I think 25 film frames per second, so too slow. I made sure that there was 18 unique frames of film per second, which would have made it at the speed it would have been shot.

For people to consider, here is the correct speed that the Gable Film creature moves, according to gurillable's analysis:

GABLE FILM Old observation - YouTube

Assuming that he's correct for a moment, who would still seriously be prepared to say this is a human in a costume?

[gurillable]

Lol.. Me for one..

I have no doubt at all that its Mike in a costume.

Wouldn't it be fun if it wasn't though? It'd be great if we lived in a world where there really were fun things like this left to be discovered.
I remember as a young boy being really keen on finding out all about this sort of stuff and UFO's and things.
It was probably my intense interest in it which led to me coming to the realisation that what you percieve as supernatural phenomena is really down to your imagination filling in the blanks. It is funny that some people accuse people like me of being close minded, when in reality, I'm just trying to come to the most likely conclusion based upon evidence.
Closed mindedness is trying to (if you'll pardon the pun) Doggedly pursue to force what you already believe to be true and are unwilling to budge upon.

If I've been wrong in any of my videos, I'd much prefer to know that I'm wrong than prove it right because I've got it in my head that I'm right because I believe so .. Because I'm more interested in the truth than my imagination, ego and projection of the truth based upon my beliefs.

If the evidence came down in favour of it being a werewolf, (considering that werewolves have never been seen by the general public and only are there by accounts of people telling stories about them. ) then the evidence would have a damn site more compelling than a grainy video on youtube.
The only people who would seriously think it was a werewolf are people who REALLY believe in them in the first place and desperately want this to be the thing that proves it.
That kind of belief clouds judgement I'm afraid. You will only convince people who are also thinking like you regarding werewolves etc.

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How did you determine that it was running at 24 fps?

[gurillable]

By bringing it into a compositing package and counting the number of unique film frames appearing in one second of footage.

It should never be more than 18.

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By bringing it into a compositing package and counting the number of unique film frames appearing in one second of footage.

It should never be more than 18.

If you're confident you're correct - putting all questions about what it is aside - then I'd urge you to repeatedly look at how fast it now moves.

It's as quick and agile as a rabbit.

EDIT: You also adjusted the aspect ratio. What told you that was wrong and how far to go to correct it?

[don coyote]

"The Gable Film" is regular-8,.... NOT Super-8.


And "Gable 2" is 16mm.


Just for reference. :rolleyes:

[zach luebke]

"The Gable Film" is regular-8,.... NOT Super-8.


And "Gable 2" is 16mm.


Just for reference. :rolleyes:

What the fuck was up with you wearing that stuffed toy animal hat on MQ. The films millimeters and such is already known. But why where you wearing that fucking hat? And what is up with the costumes. Do you make those at work and get them free occasionally?

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"The Gable Film" is regular-8,.... NOT Super-8.

You could always prove it. :rolleyes:

Isn't this filmed at 16 fps?

According to gurillable's calculations that would make Bitey move even faster.

[freethink]

I read this whole thread and I live in Michigan and this stuff is interesting to say the least.

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I read this whole thread and I live in Michigan and this stuff is interesting to say the least.

Your poor bastard.

[freethink]

Your poor bastard.

I know right...lol.

I was waiting for my account to be activated and I stumbled across this thread. I was reading and reading then I got to the part where you said the dude was shapeshifting and I was like "ohhhhhh shit". Just kept reading from there. Good stuff.

[don coyote]

What the fuck was up with you wearing that stuffed toy animal hat on MQ. The films millimeters and such is already known. But why where you wearing that fucking hat? And what is up with the costumes. Do you make those at work and get them free occasionally?

The Indian Casinos around Northern Michigan pay REAL GOOD for their Halloween Costume Contests. Halloween is the only day of the year that I can leave the Casino with money. (Even Einstein said..."The only sure way to beat a roulette table is to beat up the dealer and steal his wallet"). I make some pretty hysterical Halloween costumes..... I have a tendancy to make a total ass of myself on Halloween. (It's good for a laugh,.... AND worth big bucks)!!!

.....(You should see my "Viagraman" costume)!!! :eek:


That hat is my Snowmobile and Snowboarding helmet/s. People at the local ski resort referr to me as "The Dogman" even if they DON'T know of the local legend, the song, or the "Gable Film". Also, I get alot of looks on that 1964 Ski-Doo snowmobile I ride around. That Yellow snowmobile in "The Gable Film" is my daily-driver. I've even caused a few accidents out on the trails with it: People are watching ME instead of watching where they're going. That hat just completes the entertaining appearance of the antique dinosaur I ride.

I insisted on wearing my "Wolfhat" throughout the interview with MQ,..... but they shot our episode on two different days. One in early September, and again in mid-October. I neglected to wear the hat in October..... and that's the majority of the footage that they used in the show. (I was attempting to use the hat to reflect upon my frivilous demeaner, to further demonstrate that this was all just done in fun).

It's a goofy hat,..... I love to wear it when I'm feeling goofy.

(That's quite often). :p

[zach luebke]

The Indian Casinos around Northern Michigan pay REAL GOOD for their Halloween Costume Contests. Halloween is the only day of the year that I can leave the Casino with money. (Even Einstein said..."The only sure way to beat a roulette table is to beat up the dealer and steal his wallet"). I make some pretty hysterical Halloween costumes..... I have a tendancy to make a total ass of myself on Halloween. (It's good for a laugh,.... AND worth big bucks)!!!

.....(You should see my "Viagraman" costume)!!! :eek:


That hat is my Snowmobile and Snowboarding helmet/s. People at the local ski resort referr to me as "The Dogman" even if they DON'T know of the local legend, the song, or the "Gable Film". Also, I get alot of looks on that 1964 Ski-Doo snowmobile I ride around. That Yellow snowmobile in "The Gable Film" is my daily-driver. I've even caused a few accidents out on the trails with it: People are watching ME instead of watching where they're going. That hat just completes the entertaining appearance of the antique dinosaur I ride.

I insisted on wearing my "Wolfhat" throughout the interview with MQ,..... but they shot our episode on two different days. One in early September, and again in mid-October. I neglected to wear the hat in October..... and that's the majority of the footage that they used in the show. (I was attempting to use the hat to reflect upon my frivilous demeaner, to further demonstrate that this was all just done in fun).

It's a goofy hat,..... I love to wear it when I'm feeling goofy.

(That's quite often). :p

Well it's obvious you wore that hat to reflect your disposition and also make people aware you're just a goof off and thats what you're about. You can throw out that whole global warming/ life issues people face bit you talked about on reason why you made the films was to get peoples minds off every day life and to feed there imagination. You're just a jackass, goof off thats it. No real deep reasoning in doing it all. Just excuses, fact just is you're a goof off. And like shits and giggles.

[don coyote]

Ladies and Gentlemen,.....

..... VIAGRAMAN!!! :eek:


http://i44.tinypic.com/67l4bp.jpg

[zach luebke]

I feel embarrassed for you.

[don coyote]

I feel embarrassed for you.

Well,...... SOMEBODY has to, I guess.:rolleyes:

(It's a Performance thing..... that "appendage" is power-inflated, upon demand. I have a very small scuba tank under my cape and you can SEE the inflater hose in the photo..... my hand is ON the inflater valve handle).


Here's the shit in action. :cool:


View My Video (http://tinypic.com/r/k3x46f/5)

[zach luebke]

Well,...... SOMEBODY has to, I guess.:rolleyes:

(It's a Performance thing..... that "appendage" is power-inflated, upon demand. I have a very small scuba tank under my cape and you can SEE the inflater hose in the photo..... my hand is ON the inflater valve handle).


Here's the shit in action. :cool:


View My Video (http://tinypic.com/r/k3x46f/5)



Well It didn't leave me surprised. Lol.

Alright, another question.

What song where you playing on the banjo? Lol.

[scaredycat]

Well,...... SOMEBODY has to, I guess.:rolleyes:

(It's a Performance thing..... that "appendage" is power-inflated, upon demand. I have a very small scuba tank under my cape and you can SEE the inflater hose in the photo..... my hand is ON the inflater valve handle).


Here's the shit in action. :cool:


View My Video (http://tinypic.com/r/k3x46f/5)

Viagra Man takes a Polar Bear dip...that had to cold-lol...

Someone with your vintage snowmobile, back when it wasn't 'vintage' tried racing my dad's car as he drove work. You understand the top speed on those snowmobiles...the guy was doing pretty well, going along on top of the snowbanks keeping up with dad even. Just one problem the snowmobiler didn't account for...Goble's driveway...imagine dropping 8ft or so straight down and then slamming into the opposite snowbank :eek:

[don coyote]

.....What song where you playing on the banjo? Lol.


I honestly don't know many songs on Banjo. Generally speaking, the only songs that I can play are a simple C, G, and D. (Which is actually pretty common in ANY song). I play guitar, primarilly. (Acoustic).

I don't really remember what I was playing, but it was most likely the "Fast" part of "Dueling Banjos".

(C, G, and a D).

I can play "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett", (which was my entire inspiration for BUYING a banjo... I've wanted to learn to play it since I was about seven years old), and I also do "Lookin' Out My Back Door" By Creedence Clearwater Revival pretty damned good.

..... "Livin' After Midnight", by Judas Priest is pretty hysterical when my audience has been drinking a little. :D

[zach luebke]

I honestly don't know many songs on Banjo. Generally speaking, the only songs that I can play are a simple C, G, and D. (Which is actually pretty common in ANY song). I play guitar, primarilly. (Acoustic).

I don't really remember what I was playing, but it was most likely the "Fast" part of "Dueling Banjos".

(C, G, and a D).

I can play "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett", (which was my entire inspiration for BUYING a banjo... I've wanted to learn to play it since I was about seven years old), and I also do "Lookin' Out My Back Door" By Creedence Clearwater Revival pretty damned good.

..... "Livin' After Midnight", by Judas Priest is pretty hysterical when my audience has been drinking a little. :D

I'm going to watch Deliverance now...

[don coyote]

Come'n listen to mah story 'bout a man named "Red"
Sick little bastard liked to give his Cousin head
an' then one day they was shootin' at some food
an' down from the river come a couple canoes.

"Boy",... he said... "That's a purty mouth ye' got there"...
..... "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!"

Well the first thing ya know, Ned Beaty's ass is sore
'Cuz ol' Red treated him like a two-bit whore
'Till Burt Reynolds come an' shot him with his bow
Then they all started diggin' an' they threw him in the hole.

Buried him, that is..... now ol' Red's just feeding the worms.
Goddamned Gay Hillbilly.

.....(Banjo solo).....


Well now it's time to say goodbye to Red an' his foreskin.
Don't bend over or he'll find someplace to dip it in.
You're all invited to come back to this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of his hospitality.

Gay Hillbilly, that is... set a spell... take yer pants off.

..... SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!


:(

[zach luebke]

Come'n listen to mah story 'bout a man named "Red"
Sick little bastard liked to give his Cousin head
an' then one day they was shootin' at some food
an' down from the river come a couple canoes.

"Boy",... he said... "That's a purty mouth ye' got there"...
..... "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!"

Well the first thing ya know, Ned Beaty's ass is sore
'Cuz ol' Red treated him like a two-bit whore
'Till Burt Reynolds come an' shot him with his bow
Then they all started diggin' an' they threw him in the hole.

Buried him, that is..... now ol' Red's just feeding the worms.
Goddamned Gay Hillbilly.

.....(Banjo solo).....


Well now it's time to say goodbye to Red an' his foreskin.
Don't bend over or he'll find someplace to dip it in.
You're all invited to come back to this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of his hospitality.

Gay Hillbilly, that is... set a spell... take yer pants off.

..... SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!


:(


HERE WE GO! ( Youtube Likes Deleting my audio, so Hope YA'LL get a chance to hear this one before that happens!) Lol

GABLE- Deliverance - YouTube

[hudepohl]

Stick a fork in this thread.

[don coyote]

echo!!!

[don coyote]

echo!

[don coyote]

.....echo

[don coyote]

.....*Inserts fork*

[rreeve]

CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY either a real bear or some clever film-making (Probably both IMO)
If you honestly think this is anything else then you need serious help, mentally. :rolleyes:

Seriously, people watch FAR TOO MANY movies and TV. So much so, their imagination and this reality have merged into one screwed up view of the world they live in. Its the sad truth and whats even sadder is the people who have created this warped perspective would RATHER all these nasty creatures to be real than to face the truth that their misguided imagination has created. Very sad indeed. Its like people lust after fear.

Vampires, Werewolves and bloody tooth-fairies do NOT exist and anyone who believes they do needs to grow up and turn off their tele because you've been brainwashed into wanting these nasty things to be real.

Trust me, there's plenty of nasty human beings out there already to satisfy your deranged thirst for blood, suffering and horror without having to create a fantasy reality with some totally warped and twisted sense of romance. Its absolutely sick and absolute proof that your ego has taken full control of your consciousness thanks to your television which you THINK is entertainment. However, in reality it just sends you into a brainwashing trance that makes you impressionable and corruptible, taking you away from love and into fear.

[don coyote]

Um,.... Rreeve.....

..... You might want to get a tetanus shot, that fork has gotten a bit rusty. :eek:


(Wouldn't want you to get lockjaw, or anything). ;)

[hellokitty]

CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY either a real bear or some clever film-making (Probably both IMO)
If you honestly think this is anything else then you need serious help, mentally. :rolleyes:

Seriously, people watch FAR TOO MANY movies and TV. So much so, their imagination and this reality have merged into one screwed up view of the world they live in. Its the sad truth and whats even sadder is the people who have created this warped perspective would RATHER all these nasty creatures to be real than to face the truth that their misguided imagination has created. Very sad indeed. Its like people lust after fear.

Vampires, Werewolves and bloody tooth-fairies do NOT exist and anyone who believes they do needs to grow up and turn off their tele because you've been brainwashed into wanting these nasty things to be real.

Trust me, there's plenty of nasty human beings out there already to satisfy your deranged thirst for blood, suffering and horror without having to create a fantasy reality with some totally warped and twisted sense of romance. Its absolutely sick and absolute proof that your ego has taken full control of your consciousness thanks to your television which you THINK is entertainment. However, in reality it just sends you into a brainwashing trance that makes you impressionable and corruptible, taking you away from love and into fear.


Sorry to burst your bubble, boy genius, but the belief in monsters predates by far the invention of television. Your obsession with it is really showing, I think it's time you unplug yourself...:rolleyes:

[don coyote]

Check out C-Span,..... that's the channel that the REAL Monsters are on!!! :eek:


.....(OOOohhhh,..... Scary). :(