The Closet Recordings of Alan Jones

[noewhan]

Haha!

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hack/jones/


These recordings have been edited, and are sometimes a bit crackly and a bit tinny, (maybe there is too much dust in those studios) but if you click below you’ll be able to hear what Alan’s like in real life.

http://www.robertamsterdam.com/alanjones0904.jpg

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Thanks noewhan, I'll have a listen to these at some point though I can't imagine I'll last very long doing that.

Let me guess: in reality he's a petty, small-minded, egomaniacal, drama queen bitch deeply compromised by his own sordid past with a desperate and slavish commitment to doing his master's bidding now on any given topic in order to deludedly protect and project a public reputation as a hard-hitting 'man's man' tackling the 'big issues' to a rapidly dwindling audience yet to see through the laughably tragic charade he's chosen to call his life.

[thelyran]

Haha!

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hack/jones/



http://www.robertamsterdam.com/alanjones0904.jpg


Hahahaha...how'd you know about this Noewhan?
are you Aussie?
Mate these are the funniest recordings...the mental meltdowns...he was sent up quite accurately,by an Aussie show called Pizza,concerning his involvement in flairing up racial violence during the Cronulla Riots...thanks for posting.

[ownoiz]

Let me guess: in reality he's a petty, small-minded, egomaniacal, drama queen bitch deeply compromised by his own sordid past with a desperate and slavish commitment to doing his master's bidding now on any given topic in order to deludedly protect and project a public reputation as a hard-hitting 'man's man' tackling the 'big issues' to a rapidly dwindling audience yet to see through the laughably tragic charade he's chosen to call his life.

Yep. Quite an accurate description, id say, especially the queen bitch part.


Mate these are the funniest recordings...the mental meltdowns...he was sent up quite accurately,by an Aussie show called Pizza,concerning his involvement in flairing up racial violence during the Cronulla Riots...thanks for posting.

Yep AJ on Pizza...PMSL...

That show was fuully sik maaate! Although most wouldnt agree, Paul Fenech is a genius IMO....the episode about Canberra and drugs ;)...the one where him playing his father i think, involved in all the major conspiracy theories of the last century...classics
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[thelyran]

Yep. Quite an accurate description, id say, especially the queen bitch part.




Yep AJ on Pizza...PMSL...

That show was fuully sik maaate! Although most wouldnt agree, Paul Fenech is a genius IMO....the episode about Canberra and drugs ;)...the one where him playing his father i think, involved in all the major conspiracy theories of the last century...classics
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...I wonder if I got that episode on PC somewhere,I was watching the one where he gets some vintage ferrari,and Alan Jones put vegemite in Fenech's tank.Faaarkin' funny that series,best the Aussies ever put out.
If I got a complete series,might mail you a copy,regards to you Ownoiz:D

[ownoiz]

Faaarkin' funny that series,best the Aussies ever put out.


Swift and shift has a moment here or there, but its not the same :(

For one thing it doesnt have Bobo and his chainsaw, so it cant compare :D

And too many bogans...we only need one...Davo Dinkum...im sure we all know a Davo in some form...
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[thelyran]

Swift and shift has a moment here or there, but its not the same :(

For one thing it doesnt have Bobo and his chainsaw, so it cant compare :D

And too many bogans...we only need one...Davo Dinkum...im sure we all know a Davo in some form...
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He's name is Spoofy...
whack by the cop
"For the last time Spiffy"
"I'm the bad cop...but she's the worst cop"...enters this big dyke brandishing a cricket bat:D

[ownoiz]

enters this big dyke brandishing a cricket bat:D


Dude, dont get me started on Aussie bush dykes, im too tired now...other than to say, most of em dont like me much when we cross paths...
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[thelyran]

Dude, dont get me started on Aussie bush dykes, im too tired now...other than to say, most of em dont like me much when we cross paths...
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...I think the old term was bushpigs.
...Hahahahaha,same here,they hate me,one threatened to kill me,her lover had the hots for me...which caused a punch-up...and they ripped each others t-shirts off,flabby boobs hanging below the knees:D


...now that we successfully derailed the thread...I'd like to add...I fucking hate Alan Jones...and thanks to him,I had the worst birthday in my life,thanks
to that prick...yes,I'm a December boy...nearly got killed...:D

there was shit going down in Newcastle,remember.:eek:

...Don't care about fairy foots,flamers,queens...but right-wing closet poofs are the worst kind of people you could know...true.That'll start the shit.

[noewhan]

Hahahaha...how'd you know about this Noewhan?
are you Aussie?
Mate these are the funniest recordings...the mental meltdowns...he was sent up quite accurately,by an Aussie show called Pizza,concerning his involvement in flairing up racial violence during the Cronulla Riots...thanks for posting.

Yup, 100% Aussie. I herd this a while ago, but just came across the list :), thought I'd post it here as just another good example of how people in the media can be 2 faced.

Cheers!

[thelyran]

Yup, 100% Aussie. I herd this a while ago, but just came across the list :), thought I'd post it here as just another good example of how people in the media can be 2 faced.

Cheers!

Hahahahaha...it's a great thread sir...I listened to those recordings back in 2006 from the Doctor and JJJ...Two faced,I reckon Johnny Jack-boot howard
put him upto those riots.Two right-wing closet flamers,hated them both,with
intensity.I was depressed for 10 years when Howard was in office,but thoroughly enjoyed the last 6 months of his term...he's lucky he did'nt get back in...wet-suit,O2 Tamks,303...and truck tube floating off the coast of
Kirribilly House...Bang,where's the Prime Ministers head?:D

I'll see if I can d/l those recordings again...with Orbit and share them out,take care Noewhan,regards sir,Jason:)

[ownoiz]

...I think the old term was bushpigs.
...Hahahahaha,same here,they hate me,one threatened to kill me,her lover had the hots for me...

Yep you nailed why they get pissed ;) :D

...
...now that we successfully derailed the thread...I'd like to add...I fucking hate Alan Jones...and thanks to him,I had the worst birthday in my life,thanks
to that prick...yes,I'm a December boy...nearly got killed...:D

there was shit going down in Newcastle,remember.:eek:

...Don't care about fairy foots,flamers,queens...but right-wing closet poofs are the worst kind of people you could know...true.That'll start the shit.

Start shit or not, you are still right, not that theres anything wrong with that per se...i usually couldnt give a shit what people do in their own time...but these righteous closet hiding nancy boys like Jones, choosing to be a public figure then preaching to us how we should live, with his stupid crap everyday on TV and radio, taking orders from above to instill their version of morality, and subservience, in others...but then living a life completely opposite...Im Alan Jones...

I fucking know you are, you dont have to end every comment with that...at least mix it up a bit so we dont get bored...im Alan Jones, and i like dropping E and sucking c**k...you wont hear that truth on the Today show...
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[thelyran]

Yep you nailed why they get pissed ;) :D



Start shit or not, you are still right, not that theres anything wrong with that per se...i usually couldnt give a shit what people do in their own time...but these righteous closet hiding nancy boys like Jones, choosing to be a public figure then preaching to us how we should live, with his stupid crap everyday on TV and radio, taking orders from above to instill their version of morality, and subservience, in others...but then living a life completely opposite...Im Alan Jones...

I fucking know you are, you dont have to end every comment with that...at least mix it up a bit so we dont get bored...im Alan Jones, and i like dropping E and sucking c**k...you wont hear that truth on the Today show...
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...I love you man,:D
...never a dull moment,always brutally honest and piss my self laughing,each and everytime,love it.I drop E and suck c**K...hahahaha.
Yes,you won't here that on the Today,news.Hahahahaha...love it.:D

[nosferatu_dj]

Im Alan Jones...
I fucking know you are, you dont have to end every comment with that...at least mix it up a bit so we dont get bored...im Alan Jones, and i like dropping E and sucking c**k...you wont hear that truth on the Today show...
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"i'm derryn hinch" someone has been copying someone here:p

Alan Jones - a classic bully - YouTube

[ownoiz]

...I love you man,:D
...never a dull moment,always brutally honest and piss my self laughing,each and everytime,love it.I drop E and suck c**K...hahahaha.


Back at ya...in a non gay kind of way of course...

Its only funny because you and me both know its true :D

You know, if i keep going like this...its probably only a matter of time before a politician or lame aussie celebrity tries to sue me or something. :eek:

To N_DJ...derryn hinch...he still alive? I thought Mick Gatto would of had him bumped off by now.
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[nosferatu_dj]

Back at ya...in a non gay kind of way of course...

Its only funny because you and me both know its true :D

You know, if i keep going like this...its probably only a matter of time before a politician or lame aussie celebrity tries to sue me or something. :eek:

To N_DJ...derryn hinch...he still alive? I thought Mick Gatto would of had him bumped off by now.
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awwwww "man love":o wheres mine:confused::p

yeah he is still kicking around somewhere.... he is dieing i know that for fact.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/derryn-hinch-suffering-advanced-cirrhosis/2007/03/04/1172943273999.html
Radio broadcaster Derryn Hinch has revealed he is suffering advanced cirrhosis of the liver brought on by chronic alcohol abuse.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
"I hope you go to your grave very quick, mate, that's where you deserve to be because you are a maggot," gatto said.