Attention Earthlings , We need your cash

[fekdemasons]

I am speaking to you from the deck of our Mothership.

We bathe you in the glowing love light of the infinite one.

Unfortunately , our hyperdrive system has malfunctioned. THis means that our planned intervention to stop what you would know as the Illuminati from declaring martial law has been delayed.

We only require about 350 of your earth currency to go down to a place you know as quick fit and the situation can be salvaged.

Why would such advanced beings require cash of any kind ? you may be thinking

We are simply far too enigmatic to answer such trivial questions. All will become clear once we land our 10 mile diameter mothership on the white house lawn sometime soon.

In the meantime please donate too xxxxx toll free number.

I leave you with the Love of the federation of the moneygrabbing conmen bullshit artists of the Galactic Ashtray command module.

FFS !!!!

[tracker]

I am speaking to you from the deck of our Mothership.

We bathe you in the glowing love light of the infinite one.

Unfortunately , our hyperdrive system has malfunctioned. THis means that our planned intervention to stop what you would know as the Illuminati from declaring martial law has been delayed.

We only require about 350 of your earth currency to go down to a place you know as quick fit and the situation can be salvaged.

Why would such advanced beings require cash of any kind ? you may be thinking

We are simply far too enigmatic to answer such trivial questions. All will become clear once we land our 10 mile diameter mothership on the white house lawn sometime soon.

In the meantime please donate too xxxxx toll free number.

I leave you with the Love of the federation of the moneygrabbing conmen bullshit artists of the Galactic Ashtray command module.

FFS !!!!

can I pay / can I pay / can i pay ???????????

lol meees knows your point too lol very good .:cool:

can I give you my life savings ?


good coz Im in debt so you oue me lol.:D

[candykorn_85]

I am speaking to you from the deck of our Mothership.

We bathe you in the glowing love light of the infinite one.

Unfortunately , our hyperdrive system has malfunctioned. THis means that our planned intervention to stop what you would know as the Illuminati from declaring martial law has been delayed.

We only require about 350 of your earth currency to go down to a place you know as quick fit and the situation can be salvaged.

Why would such advanced beings require cash of any kind ? you may be thinking

We are simply far too enigmatic to answer such trivial questions. All will become clear once we land our 10 mile diameter mothership on the white house lawn sometime soon.

In the meantime please donate too xxxxx toll free number.

I leave you with the Love of the federation of the moneygrabbing conmen bullshit artists of the Galactic Ashtray command module.

FFS !!!!

Lmao!!
Cue Independence Day scene - Independence Day - White House Destruction - YouTube

[lightgiver]

:D LOL :D any vast amounts of cash involved.

Money - Pink Floyd + Lyrics - YouTube

Money, it's a crime.
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away.

or get ripped off by con artists,the con man is coming with his con plan.

[doctor_john]

Blossom Goodchild is fine example, in the end she did it because she believed it to be the truth.

four thousand dollars is a lot of money isn't it?

[Anders Lindman]

Space aliens with no money? :mad: I had a hope that they would be able to give ME some cash. :D

That's actually something that I have been thinking about. Not about giving or taking money, but how would our monetary system fit into an extraterrestrial civilization? :confused: Imagine space aliens that could create gold out of thin air, and almost everything else. Would they still be using money?

[dancing_with_durga]

Would you accept an inter-galactic cheque?
.

[fekdemasons]

Space aliens with no money? :mad: I had a hope that they would be able to give ME some cash. :D

That's actually something that I have been thinking about. Not about giving or taking money, but how would our monetary system fit into an extraterrestrial civilization? :confused: Imagine space aliens that could create gold out of thin air, and almost everything else. Would they still be using money?

What use is GOld to an advanced fifth or sixth dimensional being ?

Gold only has a value asigned to it by man. I would think the secret of free energy , telekinisis , energy healing , pyschic awareness and shit like that would be what they would trade with.

In return perhaps we promise to stop killing each other and disrupting the cosmic balance.

[Anders Lindman]

What use is GOld to an advanced fifth or sixth dimensional being ?

Gold only has a value asigned to it by man. I would think the secret of free energy , telekinisis , energy healing , pyschic awareness and shit like that would be what they would trade with.

In return perhaps we promise to stop killing each other and disrupting the cosmic balance.

I have started to think that maybe even advanced ETs use money, because it would be too boring with no money at all, and some things are still probably limited resources, like land (even though they may be able to create new planets and so on, and even create worlds in other dimensions).

[joe911]

Sounds good to me,do you accept paypal donations?:rolleyes: