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parallel
07-08-2007, 07:37 PM
How much control do the Government want over us. Today in Victoria station they have set up a walking clinic to, wait for it....

TEACH US HOW TO WALK, AS WE DON'T WALK PROPERLY IN HIGH HEELS AND WE DON'T CARRY OUR BAGS PROPERLY.

You have to read between the lines on what thier intentions really are. This is as usual a waste of money and another excuse to assert more control over us.

Lets show the dumb people how to walk, get them even more used to us controling every aspect of thier lives.

How bad does this have to get before UK citizens wake up. Will you let them teach you how to comb you hair? or maybe tie your shoe laces in a certain way? Wake up you sheep! we are being played for and treated like 5 year olds.

This is yet again an excersise to see if they can get away with it.

if they let us show them how to walk it will show us how far we have come in our grab at complete control.

This pointless excersise, in my opinon has nothing to do with the well being or health of Londoners. So then why do they waste thousands of taxpayers pounds on this. Surley there are other departments within our system that could do with the cash.



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sirjohnthebadji
07-08-2007, 10:17 PM
enjoying the lyrics to your music. Perhaps you could go down there sometime with a

WALK
THIS
WAY


t-shirt and show them how to do it. I agree with you, it's barmy.

sirjohnthebadji
07-08-2007, 10:43 PM
Now playing: Delivirence, is good for my head

sirjohnthebadji
07-08-2007, 11:01 PM
Now playing: You got a problem

Well, I won't touch cocaine it has helped to wreck parts of South America. But


BONG
HiTS
4 JESUS

sirjohnthebadji
07-08-2007, 11:15 PM
Now playing: Shame, by digitalmuzik

Review,

The Ladies, God Bless 'em

Thanks. I listened to the whole thing and enriched my head

cruise4
08-08-2007, 01:23 AM
They are going to have booths soon, like the diary room in Big Brother. You'll be able to sit down and have a chat with a closet Psychologist about shopping and the like;)

ooparticleoo
08-08-2007, 01:34 PM
They are going to have booths soon, like the diary room in Big Brother. You'll be able to sit down and have a chat with a closet Psychologist about shopping and the like;)

THX1138

parallel
08-08-2007, 02:46 PM
enjoying the lyrics to your music. Perhaps you could go down there sometime with a

WALK
THIS
WAY


t-shirt and show them how to do it. I agree with you, it's barmy.

:D good idea, I should of gone down with a copy on my phone and played it to people on the way in. I actualy thought about crawling in the door and saying to them " help me, iv'e just forgotten how to walk"

infinitetruth
08-08-2007, 03:13 PM
Well they already have sex education, beauty classes, slimming classes and nose picking classes. scrub that last one, sorry that one ain't out yet (next year)

we could do with another class. I'd enjoy a walking class, I quite like walking - perhaps I'd even do the advanced walkers class where you get to walk on ice. I heard they do an advanced-plus class where you have to walk on glass and hot coals.

parallel
08-08-2007, 03:41 PM
the nose picking classes could be a winner. i might try for a government grant to start a small school im an expert at nose picking. i think ill call it shnizzleology

infinitetruth
08-08-2007, 03:52 PM
the nose picking classes could be a winner. i might try for a government grant to start a small school im an expert at nose picking. i think ill call it shnizzleology

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I dread to think what the advanced shnizzleology class would be. The 100 metre flick perhaps?

parallel
08-08-2007, 04:41 PM
:cool:HAHAHAHAHAHA

I dread to think what the advanced shnizzleology class would be. The 100 metre flick perhaps?

that is just too funny, i laughed so long i couldent type for ages, man i got a vivd imagination:cool:

infinitetruth
09-08-2007, 10:46 AM
:cool:

that is just too funny, i laughed so long i couldent type for ages, man i got a vivd imagination:cool:

Just don't mention the shnizzleology cooking class, thats just sick.

notaslave
18-08-2007, 04:55 PM
the ministry of silly walks (Monty Python)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jDCxtC-yPw