View Full Version : Would you join MI5/ MI6 if it were offered?
squeakamuffin
17-07-2009, 09:14 AM
Just to get some opinions here.
Would you join MI5 or MI6 if you were offered the chance?
And if so why would you join?
And if not why would you NOT join?
Opinions please.
redskywalker
17-07-2009, 09:51 AM
highly paid paper pushing, brilliant chat up lines etc.... I wanna be a shpie:D
jusht like Sean:cool:
wise haven
17-07-2009, 09:55 AM
The pays crap and the pension hardly keeps me in socks :D
jammasterj13
17-07-2009, 09:59 AM
If I was allowed a load of hot rockin models as my personal assistants maybe.
If I was allowed to go into space whenever I wanted maybe.
If I was allowed to drive really fast cars everyday with no known objective in mind, maybe.
If I was allowed to fly the latest jet fighters with no other purpose than to shatter windows with the sonic booms, maybe
If I was allowed to meet up and get high with the Aliens, maybe.
If I was allowed to have a personal secretary called Miss FunnyFanny, maybe.
If I was allowed an SR-71 Blackbird as my personal travel jet, maybe
Or maybe I might just wanna be an assasin who kills M15, M16, CIA agents with extreme prejudice because I can.:D
Anders Lindman
17-07-2009, 10:00 AM
I doubt that I would join. All the secrecy stuff will be burdensome to manage in the long run. They may be doing some useful things though. I don't think they are like totally evil.
Ian2day
17-07-2009, 11:17 AM
Just imagine the post office and that is probably how glamorous it really is. This view of them being Bond is predictive programming. A social meme. They never save the world from nuclear bombs and attacks on the individual. They are there to continue the status quo. Monitor students who oppose the state, that sort of thing. Provocateur you into the action they want you to take.
squeakamuffin
17-07-2009, 01:08 PM
So who are the other three who voted yes?
Can you explain why you would want to join MI5/MI6?
And how joining them would actually make a difference or actually do something positive?
synergy777
17-07-2009, 01:21 PM
i would love to work for mi5/mi6, but a desk job, manning the computers/surveilence maybe gchq.
as i believe the vast majority of the services eg police, military etc are good people who want to serve the country and its people. i have relatives who work for the services, and they are good people. its the beaurocatic politicans that make things hard for them eg paperwork/under funding, and we all know how corrupt politicians are.
it only the upper echelons that are aware and involved in the shadow agenda.
so if mi5/mi6 is watching, give us a job.
baxter
17-07-2009, 01:38 PM
I will be no part of the instruments used by the New World Order.
wake_up_bomb
17-07-2009, 01:40 PM
Even if you're an ordinary civil servant, your freedom of speech can be limited. If you join MI5, you are voluntary placing huge restrictions on yourself, and allowing the establishment to delve hugely into your private life before they'll even accept you. Not for me.
whiterain
17-07-2009, 02:28 PM
intel services are supposed to protect their countries from attack and help maintain security. this is bull. all they do is protect the elite and make sure that the majority stay in the dark, while compromising everyones security. bond is such a massive lie
rydeon
17-07-2009, 03:05 PM
Nope and I'll give my reason.
When I was leaving the forces I looked into joining them, but the pay was utter shite (both MI5 and MI6 field agents) and you are under the control of illuminati cronies.
For that sort of money I'd rather be master of my own destiny (or at least have more control over it).
Also this was prior to 'being woken up' so utterly no chance.
Edit: I'll add that just look at what they did to that whistle blower who now thinks he's the son of god and cross-dressing. This is how you end up for taking them on directly.
illuminumnuts
17-07-2009, 03:26 PM
The name's numnuts, illuminumnuts. :cool:
cpfc12
17-07-2009, 03:31 PM
I will be no part of the instruments used by the New World Order.
Meh fair enough, but most people who pay taxes or believe the shit they say in the papers, are instruments for the now.
I would prefer the sheeple who work in public services anyday over normal sheeple who work for firms in central london.
They have dienal able plausibility on me as it is , So I am pretty sure they don`t want me to have any paper trial....any come back.....so They can just F off with there (blags) so no I don`t want to be a patsy:p and go to certian places and certian times .....no thanks .....I an`t going to rot in jail for somebody's else crime get myself believing I am one of the boys "oo7" an have a secret mission to do ......er no I don`t want to end up on the Six o clock news taken pot shoots at the police or them shooting me and be called a lone nut..........
I think if you joined any of these group and rose to a high level or in a sensitive position/or position of power you will have some kind of mind control/implant / or other tracking/ monitor type technology on you.......
michael christopher
17-07-2009, 03:55 PM
Why, what an interesting question to post.
ronisron
17-07-2009, 04:02 PM
No. I'm just not that ambitious. You can't change that system from the inside or out. It has to be done away with.
rhydra
17-07-2009, 04:43 PM
Work for the British government? They are masters at betrayal, only a fool would trust them.
leviathanstaar
17-07-2009, 04:59 PM
I'd like to know why you would like to know.
skunksmash
17-07-2009, 05:04 PM
i'd join.......... & then post here about all that goes on at MI6 ;)
:)SK
avaruus
17-07-2009, 05:13 PM
why are you asking?
zero1
17-07-2009, 05:46 PM
I'd do it if there was good money & personal benefits in it.
decim
17-07-2009, 06:08 PM
I'm in DIY6 ask the Mrs.
venividivici2311
17-07-2009, 06:10 PM
Working for a secret agency is like stabbing freedom in the back!
a big no for me.
squeakamuffin
17-07-2009, 06:46 PM
Thanks for the replies chaps.
Some of the answers were "interesting".
tracker
17-07-2009, 06:50 PM
Just to get some opinions here.
Would you join MI5 or MI6 if you were offered the chance?
And if so why would you join?
And if not why would you NOT join?
Opinions please.
why would I join ?
So i could get more on your guys here lol .:D
nah not really ---but yeah , would find out more about things , ya know what I mean .
some say , sometimes , to get to the devil you wish to fight , you have join his gang . lol.:D
blueyonder2012
17-07-2009, 06:53 PM
One of the biggest TERRORIST GROUPs in the world!!
:eek:
cpfc12
17-07-2009, 06:55 PM
why would I join ?
So i could get more on your guys here lol .:D
nah not really ---but yeah , would find out more about things , ya know what I mean .
some say , sometimes , to get to the devil you wish to fight , you have join his gang . lol.:D
nah its all on a need to know basis, being in the MI5 will only give you a limited ammount of knowledge.
zero1
17-07-2009, 06:56 PM
Thanks for the replies chaps.
Not a problem, old boy...
Some of the answers were "interesting".
I'll bet...are you putting out a feeler or what?
turbine
17-07-2009, 07:04 PM
Definately not.
illuminumnuts
17-07-2009, 07:32 PM
Not a problem, old boy...
I'll bet...are you putting out a feeler or what?
I'm not saying he is, but they are on here. GUARANTEED.
zero1
17-07-2009, 07:39 PM
I'm not saying he is, but they are on here. GUARANTEED.
I know. A few of them paid me a visit in the local pub a while back.
tien an
17-07-2009, 07:40 PM
Nope and I'll give my reason.
When I was leaving the forces I looked into joining them, but the pay was utter shite (both MI5 and MI6 field agents) and you are under the control of illuminati cronies.
For that sort of money I'd rather be master of my own destiny (or at least have more control over it).
Also this was prior to 'being woken up' so utterly no chance.
Edit: I'll add that just look at what they did to that whistle blower who now thinks he's the son of god and cross-dressing. This is how you end up for taking them on directly.
There; my sentiments to the letter.
Also, although I voted 'no', I would consider it when there's a revolution and we need to reform them.
tien an.
rydeon
17-07-2009, 07:53 PM
There; my sentiments to the letter.
Also, although I voted 'no', I would consider it when there's a revolution and we need to reform them.
tien an.
Well said, if there's a revolution hopefully we'd need a much reduced MI6 for starters...
tom bombadil
17-07-2009, 08:05 PM
I did!
Nelly-O-7
zero1
17-07-2009, 08:15 PM
I did!
Nelly-O-7
Heh..
Do they pay well? Adventuresome life, eh?
vetis
17-07-2009, 08:25 PM
I think i would to be honest, even just paper pushing and things.
romas
17-07-2009, 10:08 PM
I just lost my job without any good prospects, so of course I would, it would be a great way to maybe get some intel on internet myths, plus women love sweet little lies.
tom bombadil
19-07-2009, 08:05 PM
Heh..
Do they pay well? Adventuresome life, eh?
Lots off following suits with clipboards, drinking coffee, listening-in to recordings to confirm content, not 'having' to go to the tons of courses that are set up to 'asses' your mind-set, more coffee, lots of proof-reading, coach trips to places without names??? (blanked windows to places with no windows. In short, the bottom of the pyamid :confused:
Nelly-O-7.