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ennui
15-07-2009, 12:30 PM
Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza

Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday.

The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations

"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.

"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.

The Islamist movement that has run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the products.

"They admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services," he said.

One suspect said he had received the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a cut-rate price "with the officer saying they did not want money, but to distribute the products among the young people of Gaza," Shahwan said.

"The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students."

The story came to light after a Palestinian man filed a complaint that his daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.

The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd."

Link (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090714/tod-hamas-says-israel-dumping-aphrodisia-7f81b96.html)

jammasterj13
15-07-2009, 12:32 PM
Is this for real or is it more Islamic paranoia?

What does dubious effects mean, did the Palestinian chaps daughter give him a hicky?

ennui
15-07-2009, 12:43 PM
This isn't the first time Israel have been blamed for supplying chewing gum laced with aphrodisiacs. (http://www.nytimes.com/1996/07/10/world/mansura-journal-of-college-girls-betrayed-and-vile-chewing-gum.html)

Of course, it could be people wanting to find an excuse for teenagers doing what comes naturally.

jammasterj13
15-07-2009, 12:46 PM
If the Israelis have got some of this aphro' gum, I wan't some, beats chewing me gums with Aspartame loaded crap.

kweli
15-07-2009, 12:57 PM
Brave New World? Aldous Huxley called it - - sex-hormone chewing-gum

bobbydiva
15-07-2009, 12:58 PM
They should sell it to the West lol for more profits.

olas
15-07-2009, 01:25 PM
Look, the islamics wouldn't take a free candy, at all.
But i would.
Wich flavors can it be?

decim
15-07-2009, 01:27 PM
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/wrigleys-ham-pork-gum.jpg

eternal_spirit
15-07-2009, 01:37 PM
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/wrigleys-ham-pork-gum.jpg

:D pork sword, you filthy beast.

size_of_light
15-07-2009, 01:47 PM
This new Wrigley's chewing gum was out on display at my local Service Station yesterday. I thought they were condoms:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=407&pictureid=4483

jammasterj13
15-07-2009, 01:48 PM
This new Wrigley's chewing gum was out on display at my local Service Station yesterday. I thought they were condoms:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=407&pictureid=4483
Shexy Gum 4 Shexy People 4 Shexy Time

size_of_light
15-07-2009, 01:49 PM
Shexy Gum 4 Shexy People 4 Shexy Time

lol