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zero1
10-07-2009, 03:05 PM
...is that the Virgin Mary's top vampire agent will soon (on december 21st, 2012) bite the neck of the evil Demiurge Saturn and drink the blood of the god from the chalice of worldly power. Then evil will be no more, Capitalism will roll over and die with a squeak, and Universal communist bliss for all will reign for a thousand thousand years before it all starts all over again.
Just so you know...
:)
decim
10-07-2009, 04:49 PM
Sauce?
wise haven
10-07-2009, 05:08 PM
Will we still be able to eat chips?
noewhan
10-07-2009, 05:26 PM
Endless loops of intense energy & madness, woot!
zero1
10-07-2009, 05:37 PM
Will we still be able to eat chips?
Yes. Chips are eternal. :)
zero1
10-07-2009, 05:38 PM
Sauce?
Good comment. :cool:
zero1
10-07-2009, 05:39 PM
Endless loops of intense energy & madness, woot!
Well, don't get too excited. You might be expected to pass a few tests...;)
The Virgin Mary is very fussy...
Y'know...
size_of_light
10-07-2009, 06:14 PM
...is that the Virgin Mary's top vampire agent will soon (on december 21st, 2012) bite the neck of the evil Demiurge Saturn and drink the blood of the god from the chalice of worldly power. Then evil will be no more, Capitalism will roll over and die with a squeak, and Universal communist bliss for all will reign for a thousand thousand years before it all starts all over again.
:)
A bit like the end of Return of the Jedi.
I like how Chewie growls. :)
zero1
10-07-2009, 07:38 PM
We are living in a Spy novel, an intelligence psy-op dreamt up by God. It is called "The World". Be aware. Be vigilant. Be Brave.
tjohn
10-07-2009, 08:24 PM
Well, don't get too excited. You might be expected to pass a few tests...;)
The Virgin Mary is very fussy...
Y'know...The Virgin Mary? Did not Jesus (according to the bible) have at least one brother? Then what would be so special about an 'ever virgin', apart from it being very sad? Religious nonsense doublethink dogmas, nuns and priests against sex and procreation, perverts!
zero1
10-07-2009, 08:31 PM
The Virgin Mary? Did not Jesus (according to the bible) have at least one brother? Then what would be so special about an 'ever virgin', apart from it being very sad? Religious nonsense doublethink dogmas, nuns and priests against sex and procreation, perverts!
Blasphemy!
Jesus had only 'spiritual' brothers, and his Mom never had sex, even with GOD!
OK?
:D:p
octopusrex
10-07-2009, 10:18 PM
Hmmmm.:rolleyes:
padirishjun
11-07-2009, 01:00 AM
...is that the Virgin Mary's top vampire agent will soon (on december 21st, 2012) bite the neck of the evil Demiurge Saturn and drink the blood of the god from the chalice of worldly power. Then evil will be no more, Capitalism will roll over and die with a squeak, and Universal communist bliss for all will reign for a thousand thousand years before it all starts all over again.
Just so you know...
:)
Errrrm okayyyy....what are you on about ,i think i might have missed some thing whilst i've been intoxicated...doesn't matter i'll have another beer....
zero1
11-07-2009, 01:05 AM
Errrrm okayyyy....what are you on about ,i think i might have missed some thing whilst i've been intoxicated...doesn't matter i'll have another beer....
Good man, beer is the answer...:)
zero1
11-07-2009, 01:07 AM
Hmmmm.:rolleyes:
Never rolleyes @ the Bizzare Truth..! It's nine after-lives as a homosexual cat if you do...
vreeswijk
11-07-2009, 01:16 AM
Will we still be able to eat chips?
Please elaborate so that those in other parts of the world can be certain you are or aren't talking about "chips" in a strictly British sense, or if you are also including that which are known as "crisps" as well.
padirishjun
11-07-2009, 01:17 AM
Good man, beer is the answer...:)
Too right man!...i think i feel a bit better now,cheers....lol
kingmonkey
11-07-2009, 01:19 AM
The Virgin Mary? Did not Jesus (according to the bible) have at least one brother?
Yes, but it's a sad story, Jesus got all the cool presents on his birthday; magical powers, disciples etc...James just got a drunken hug and a couple of wool blankets.
remium
11-07-2009, 01:19 AM
A bit like the end of Return of the Jedi.
I like how Chewie growls. :)
http://blozulfog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/chewbacca.jpg
wise haven
12-07-2009, 12:53 PM
Please elaborate so that those in other parts of the world can be certain you are or aren't talking about "chips" in a strictly British sense, or if you are also including that which are known as "crisps" as well.
OK, sorry to leave our international friends out of the loop.
I meant British chips (not crisps as in Americanese) otherwise known as French Fries by our US cousins.
BTW - British chips are fatter and longer than Fries are considered food from the gods by many of us here in the UK.
It is believed that if chips were banned, or no longer available, Britain would fall unless King Arthur rose once again to defend this wonderful chip eating nation.
:D:D
curtaincat
12-07-2009, 01:53 PM
chips are hot fried spuds, that the yanks call french fries.
crisps are the ones in packets! munchie food/ junk food.. :)
curtaincat
12-07-2009, 01:55 PM
The Virgin Mary? Did not Jesus (according to the bible) have at least one brother? Then what would be so special about an 'ever virgin', apart from it being very sad? Religious nonsense doublethink dogmas, nuns and priests against sex and procreation, perverts!
Wasnt Jesus one of a twin? read that somewhere
zero1
12-07-2009, 02:15 PM
Wasnt Jesus one of a twin? read that somewhere
Yes, Didymus (word means "twin") Thomas was his "brother". Whether this means in spirit or in the flesh, is anyone's guess...or dogma...