The Little Green Man

[bob_jones]

Anyone see Prince Charles make is sureal,rambling, self-righteous, patronising and preachy guff on the TV just now?

Clear as mud?

A bit like Bob Geldof in The Wall when he did a trip and drew out the answer to life the univers and everything but no doctors came to take him to mental hospital at the end.

It's all connected appharently.

No mention that he is the single biggest benefactor of the CAP and that rewards him for prodcution of food by the tonne, and so he is the biggest user of intensive farming in the country.

But did he manage to take you for a fool?

Like Tony Blair had Weapons of Mass Destruction capable of deployment within 45min of an order of Saddam Hussein, the bio-warfare terrorist Prince Ponderer has started the final count down to the end of the world...96 months to go and at two miniutes to midnight..boom boom!!!

So you all go swing through the trees of his insanity with him while he reduces the surfs to work on his potato farm and swans off in his Bentley for a chopper ride to the wild animal blasting contest.

[bulletproofheart]

This is the man who has a servant (slave) squeeze toothpaste on his toothbrush for him.

[bob_jones]

This is the man who has a servant (slave) squeeze toothpaste on his toothbrush for him.

But it's nature's balance, if the butlers didn't do it who would?

The butler wouldn't have a job and the tooth brush would have no paste.

See how the eco system is interdependent?

[bob_jones]

For those of you that do not know the cultural reference in the OP the acronym CAP stands for Common Agricultural Policy.

There is personal here because after Charles had raided my bank account and made me homeless in Scotland, then had my bike smashed knowing I could not afford to have it repaired...I very reluctantly returned to my parent's house in Llanelli.

A long while later Charles used bribey to have me sectioned and the Doctor confessed he had been working with Prince Charles' Royal Protection Police for months at getting me in there.

I proved the tribunal was rigged by Charles because the lay member could not resist rubbing my nose in what Charles saw a a big victory, he accused me of having a nervous breakdown in Scotland.

Now there was no way he could have know I had ever been to Scotland unless he was involved in a plot with Prince Charles and was there to help a rigged tribunal.

All highly illegal but Charles is a criminal as he can get away with at all times.

But I never had a nervous breakdown and never will, I'm way too tough and so they had to fantasise one to make themselves feel less impotent in their evil.

But If you have seen Pink Floyd's The Wall you will see the similarities to Charles' speech last night.

In his head he has it all worked out, but he is distressed at the impending diesater.

It is the oldest trick in the book to predict doom unless everyone dose what you tell them, every soothsayer and confidence trickster in history has pulled that con trick and Charles' 96 months to the end of the world is no different.

But he is so pasionate about being taken seriously and find a roll for himself in a world that regards him as irrelevant, he hopes the birds and the bees and all the trees will be more accepting of him that all those people who do not see the point in him at all.

He is looking for a purpose but fails to get one.

Like Bob Geldof in The Wall he had worked it all out on a trip and stands there like a Little Green Man seeming to be almost from another planet by the viewers, in the end he falls victim to his own mellow drama and has his own nervous breakdown as follows...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQWszrZHBPI