tracker
07-07-2009, 05:05 AM
Thats it folks , seems like life is trying to tell me something here .
yesterday i was on my allottment , attempting to pull a very big black sheet across the mud . it was heavy because it had a lot of grass rooted mud on it as i had previously dug a ditch around my allottment so that i could have a nice straight line for my fence posts . after which i planned to fill the ditch back in .
i was pulling the plastic and the edge snapped .
tracker does the river dance backwards and falls into the ditch , fell half way through the fence and had me legs stuck up in the air , and that was on top of landing in a massive pile of nettles with shorts on .:eek:some of those nettles went where even the devil wouldnt go .
later that day i decided to fix the water butt tap as it leeked somewhat .
whilst i stood on some wood ( as the butt was raised in the air so that we can get a watering can undernieth it ) to work my way down into the water butt to reach the bottom where the tap is , guess what ?
I bloody fell in it and i was stuck for a while yet again with my ass high in the air and my legs dangling around lol .
after my 7 year old daughter and X partner managed to stop laughing , to gather enough strength to help me out , as the water butt was stuck around me ,
my daughter said this ( not forgetting she is only 7 )
daddyyyyyyyyy your funny , its like , you are a water head , no erm a water butt head ---------no
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa , BUTT HEAD :p
( Im a bloody butt head .:rolleyes:)
:D
I know that I am never gonna live this down now .
not only was my ass in the air
i was pedestalled higher by the fact that it was raised off the ground .
people must have seen me from the other end of the allottment lol:eek:
thats twice now i have had to look around the place to find out if anyone saw me , if they did they must have fell over laughing coz i didnt see them .
:cool:
yesterday i was on my allottment , attempting to pull a very big black sheet across the mud . it was heavy because it had a lot of grass rooted mud on it as i had previously dug a ditch around my allottment so that i could have a nice straight line for my fence posts . after which i planned to fill the ditch back in .
i was pulling the plastic and the edge snapped .
tracker does the river dance backwards and falls into the ditch , fell half way through the fence and had me legs stuck up in the air , and that was on top of landing in a massive pile of nettles with shorts on .:eek:some of those nettles went where even the devil wouldnt go .
later that day i decided to fix the water butt tap as it leeked somewhat .
whilst i stood on some wood ( as the butt was raised in the air so that we can get a watering can undernieth it ) to work my way down into the water butt to reach the bottom where the tap is , guess what ?
I bloody fell in it and i was stuck for a while yet again with my ass high in the air and my legs dangling around lol .
after my 7 year old daughter and X partner managed to stop laughing , to gather enough strength to help me out , as the water butt was stuck around me ,
my daughter said this ( not forgetting she is only 7 )
daddyyyyyyyyy your funny , its like , you are a water head , no erm a water butt head ---------no
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa , BUTT HEAD :p
( Im a bloody butt head .:rolleyes:)
:D
I know that I am never gonna live this down now .
not only was my ass in the air
i was pedestalled higher by the fact that it was raised off the ground .
people must have seen me from the other end of the allottment lol:eek:
thats twice now i have had to look around the place to find out if anyone saw me , if they did they must have fell over laughing coz i didnt see them .
:cool: