Pyschoanalyse yourself.

[mistress_medusa]

An oldie but a goody..if you're bored and have a bad memory like me.

Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on..NO CHEATING!!

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

10. How will you cross the water?

Don't read on until you have written your answers down

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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

[mistress_medusa]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My Fiance.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A Brown bear.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I panic a bit..I'm scared of it.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
It's quite small. The entire second level and roof are made out of glass and has a huge balcony.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes. A White picket one.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Candles, chalices, Red wine, old grand cutlery and a deep Red tablecloth.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Paper.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Drink the water in it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A huge cold lake.

10. How will you cross the water?
I dive right in.

[sphelix]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

Ritchett Pritchett

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A stag

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Observational

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Not so big, ecofriendly house

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Tablecloth and a bowl of fruits!

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Porcelain

8. What do you do with the cup?

Take and drink the tea!

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

A big deep swamp

10. How will you cross the water?

That boat with a big fan to cruise.. woohoo!

[metacomet]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?


:o Next.


2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A deer.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Heart connection and telepathy.


4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

2 Bedroom log cabin.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Definitely not.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Camping gear and equipment... around the table, chairs and works in progress. Food is a boring answer.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?


Styrofoam (hmm...not cool to have that outside my pristine natural setting.)


8. What do you do with the cup?


Fill it with dirt to germinate seeds I guess.


9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

River!


10. How will you cross the water?

Hopefully without dying. Maybe fall a tree over it to make a log bridge.


1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.


Well DUH!!


2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

Hmm... guess I am easy going.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

Passive interactive for me then.

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

I like manageable and simple things.


5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

Well hmm. I'd rather people stay away from my log cabin to be honest. The lack of fencing is so that I feel free and animals can come and go.


6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

DOH!!!


7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

Hmm... I definitely feel that nothing in my life will last forever. That is crazy that styrofoam was a pre-existing option...


8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

Well, I tried to make the best of the cup. Use it for a good purpose.


9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

Pff. Let's just say my river was big enough that I could have died crossing it.


10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

Well, the river was life threatening. That's pretty wet.

[kassondra8]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
A wolf

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Squirrel

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Mutual observation

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
A small cottage

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No, only ivy

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
A table cloth, candles, a fireplace nearby and rocking chair

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Ceramic

8. What do you do with the cup?
Leave it untouched

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A large pond

10. How will you cross the water?
Swim

[ex_anser_ovo]

Here are my answers:
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Coyote
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Raven
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It leads us through the woods.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Super tiny.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
A candelabra and 2 sets of dinnerware.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Tin.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Play a tune on it.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
Lake.
10. How will you cross the water?
In a burial ship.

Is a fun quiz. I just having problems figuring out how some of my answers should be interpreted. :confused:
Tin is a metal, but it is a soft metal and not very durable. Does that matter?
And the setting of the dining area could be interepreted as me being unhappy, but looking forward to someone. I don't know really.
And my 9. and 10. answers might be neutralizing each other. I have the sex drive of a panda bear smoking pot. lol

[evillive]

Im wasted...no need for analyze:eek::D

[sphelix]

ex anser ovo, your answers are by far the most interesting. very amusing.

[cafetimes1991]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Sophie Scholl
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Doggy
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I look at it, then it walks away. I am very depressed.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Medium?
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nopers.
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Round, wooden. Am, a few chairs, just waiting to be sat in?
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Tupperware. (Do I lose?)
8. What do you do with the cup?
I pick it up, then put it in the house.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A beautiful stream, like beside/in our own farm.
10. How will you cross the water?
Step stones.
Don't read on until you have written your answers down
Okay.

[cafetimes1991]

8. What do you do with the cup?
I pick it up, then put it in the house.


Now that I've read the rest of the OP, I think this is now my favourite answer. :D

[brainfreeze]

[QUOTE=mistress_medusa;1088613]An oldie but a goody..if you're bored and have a bad memory like me.

Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on..NO CHEATING!!

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My Boo

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A fox

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

He's timid and I wonder if foxes can be domesticated, poor things are seen as vermon

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

It's a four bedroom house with room for all the children (and their children one day) with a babbling brook to play in.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No!

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Food to feed an army, with my family around making merry

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

A porcelin coffee cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

Put it in the kitchen to wash later?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

It's a babbling brook :)

10. How will you cross the water?

I'll roll my trousers up and wade across

Don't read on until you have written your answers down

*************

Now I'll read the rest of your post to see what I've just answered and then catch up on what the others said. Dare I look?

[curtaincat]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
my darling partner ( he said to say: "the fat bastard lying on the couch" :D, he is not fat!

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

a lovely cat .

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

we smile :)

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

medium, i am not greedy.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

yes, well, more like a lovely old fashioned stone wall, cos they are so cute.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Food and drinks and comfy chairs, and ashtrays for the smokers :cool:


7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

It is made of GOLD

8. What do you do with the cup? Keep it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

a lovely fish-pond.

10. How will you cross the water?

step over it easily.

[particlezen]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

my boyfriend

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

a squirrel

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

i say hello to it and watch it climb a tree

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

a small log cabin

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

a stained glass lantern in a mosaic of different colours

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

stone

8. What do you do with the cup?

pick it up and look at it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

a lake

10. How will you cross the water?

i don't, i just look at it

interesting...

[lauren_almighty]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
my shadow
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
a wolf
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
telepathic
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
medium sized new england style family house
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no, completely open to the woods
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
6 chairs around the table. with a vase full of lilies
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
porcelain
8. What do you do with the cup?
pick it up and take it inside (it's delicate and shouldn't be outside)
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
a stream
10. How will you cross the water?
i could jump across if i wanted to but i can't be arsed

[lauren_almighty]

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.[/COLOR]

my answers were completely genuine and i said i couldnt be bothered to cross the water! lol

[curtaincat]

excellent honest answers from all of us, this thread needs more people, come on, this is great !!!


I didnt read the end of the OP post, I was being honest too.

still dont understand why crossing the water makes sense, but come on, this is so much fun!

and thanks to OP, lol. :cool:

[cornilouse]

An oldie but a goody..if you're bored and have a bad memory like me.

Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on..NO CHEATING!!

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

The Devil

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Fox and Badger
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

a glance

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

two floors, upper balcony, all wood - about 50 by 50 with a inner courtyard

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

flowers and fruit

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

paper

8. What do you do with the cup?

scrunch them

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

still lake

10. How will you cross the water?

by boat

Don't read on until you have written your answers down

*************

This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.



bah!

[curtaincat]

humbug!!
:mad::D
come on, do it just for fun!
:p

[alzee]

An oldie but a goody..if you're bored and have a bad memory like me.

Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on..NO CHEATING!!

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
girlfriend

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Bear

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Bear growls, I run.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Gingerbread house! Oh right, size... cottagey ^^

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Nothing on the table. Old potbelly stove in large hearth

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
China

8. What do you do with the cup?
Turn back and put it on the window cill

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
Stream

10. How will you cross the water?
Jump

Don't read on until you have written your answers down

*************

This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
She will be pleased

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Hmm, I said 'Bear', but it wasn't particularly big... ok, it was big enough to make me run

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
I've been known to run away from my probs :p but generally I deal with them these days.

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
So I have a cottage sized ambition for problem resolution... riiiight.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
Pfft - they can come when invited or not at all ^^

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
lol, balls. I rarely tend towards morose.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
I want to send her to China?? :o

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
blase - lol, she'll not like that one

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
:eek:

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
I cleared the stream in a single bound so didn't get wet at all.... err does that mean I don't like bukkake?

[curtaincat]

I cleared the stream in a single bound so didn't get wet at all.... err does that mean I don't like bukkake?

well, i think i did pretty well in most things, supposedly.

I did have a (to my thinking) lovely old wall around my house... apparently that aint good, well.. too bad.

I kept the Gold Cup, so if that is my no. 1 man, that is fine with me :D

Lots of people on here found the water question easy and stepped over it, like me, and cafetimes, some just looked at it, and someone took a boat. and alzee jumped..

So, the water question was rubbish, imho, lol.

anyone else have any comments re this quiz?

It was fun to do, though :)

[mistress_medusa]

You're welcome guys! I enjoyed doing it myself so I thought I'd pass it on. I'll see if I can find any more! We did it whilst stoned at my house and my Bro couldn't stop laughing at the fact that I asked him to describe the size of the house he wrote "big" and when he looked at mine, I'd written a full-on blurb about how the second level is entirely made out of glass and stuff. I guess it was funnier when we were high!! :p

I know it's meant to be taken as a bit of a laugh but the sex questions were such bollocks. I mean..if I see my sexual desire as a huge cold lake (frigid?) why in the next question would I "dive right in" indicating that sex is really important to me!! I won't divulge which one is most like me but it's such a contradiction!!

[enga]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My Husband

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A cute rat

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It sniffs us

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Huge, glass walls with beautiful greenery, very snug.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no but it has ivy stuff on it or greenery but not like a fence and is mostly decorative

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Glass table with just a few aqua coloured ornaments.


7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Hard Plastic - though I do not consider plastic to be disposable unless it's deliberately thin plastic since most of the stuff lasts forever in landfills and the glass I imagined was very solid.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

A lake - very big and calm

10. How will you cross the water?

A boat

[sphelix]

i have another one.. i believe these came from that japanese psychoanalyse stuff..

imagine you went to a clinic and you sit on the waiting room for your turn. the nurse then called you, and you stood up and walked to the doc's office.

the door is half open and your can see the previous patient is still inside and making small talk with the doc as they are finishing up. you recognized this person as someone you know (friends, acquaintance, etc).

who is the person?











answer: the person you named is the person you feel that you could not count on during difficult times. the logic is how could you expect a person who is sicker than you to help you. it works for me!

[cafetimes1991]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=195&pictureid=1613

[element]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My spirit.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A bird.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

The bird sings, and I smile at the bird.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Medium sized, not big, not small.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No, it is one with its environment.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Eating needs to be practical, so just the basic materials?:p
I'd see some fruit and herbs collected from the forest.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Silver.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Look at it?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

A river, full with life (fish, otters), and where I want to drink some fresh water.:)

10. How will you cross the water?

Swimming/walking (depending on how deep), testing my strength and see how strong the stream is.

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Funny.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Could be true, I don't have many problems.
I don't agree with this question and its conclusions though. The place where one lives shapes these answers greatly. A Canadian for example might see a forest as more wildly and dangerous then me.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
Could be true as well, I usually go with friendly solutions to problems.

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
I guess it's somewhere in between then.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
This question and conclusion is a bit strange as well. When I imagine a place like a forest, I'd prefer a house that would be one with the environment. Fences are more civilised. Besides that, I don't prefer people to drop by unannounced at all. I can be flexible though, but still don't really like it.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
I didn't think about people as I see being in/around a forest as a maze like place where I can just be myself. Can one only be happy with other people and if one doesn't think of flowers then... hmm OK!

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
Well yeah, I'm durable. ;)

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
Look at it's beauty..?

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
In some sense, my answers for these questions seem to contradict each other?