I smoke ten bowls of weed with the Devil

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I get a lot of flak for quitting my day job and joining the Devil's army. Satan guarenteed that I'd get ten bowls of the phattiest nugz around if I would sit around and watch gay porn while I smoked it with him. Would you say I'm copping out by not taking a stand against abusing ritalin? I tried to make Jesus give me a counter offer, but he said that I would have to watch him jerk off to gay porn while getting stoned. Can anyone help me?

[lumukanda]

no one can help you. :)

[limelady]

I get a lot of flak for quitting my day job and joining the Devil's army. Satan guarenteed that I'd get ten bowls of the phattiest nugz around if I would sit around and watch gay porn while I smoked it with him. Would you say I'm copping out by not taking a stand against abusing ritalin? I tried to make Jesus give me a counter offer, but he said that I would have to watch him jerk off to gay porn while getting stoned. Can anyone help me?


Did you get stoned then watch South Park by any chance? :p

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no one can help you. :)

LUMUKANDA: Like uor mom under kinetic agitation and nocturnal de ja vu atrophe.

I feel a sense of hypertrophic adulation with your actuary umbilication.

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Did you get stoned then watch South Park by any chance? :p

no, I was high on the inebriating crab lice of the Jeff Gannon's sacrificial pubic hair.

[ashyr]

i like your stylez.

especially the chunky nugs bit.

so i guess you smoked the bowls?

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i like your stylez.

especially the chunky nugs bit.

so i guess you smoked the bowls?

Nigga, pleaz! Yizza, I toked the dank shizza. Ashyr, you're a pretty fly bizza. I digz ya stlyz tiz. Satanism: seems a little silly to me. I don't subscribe to anything, really. Whatever floatz yer bot. Cheerz!

[lumukanda]

LUMUKANDA: Like uor mom under kinetic agitation and nocturnal de ja vu atrophe.

I feel a sense of hypertrophic adulation with your actuary umbilication.

hehehe, very good.

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hehehe, very good.

not as good as your hot body, baby. I aimz ta pleaz. You need ta vizit mi web cite:

http://www.badassmuthafucka.kickass.cum/

[ashyr]

heheh. satanism is just a handle. one that be-fits close enought to engross the perspective in which i live.

take it that link you just made up. would be cool to have a dot cum address. teh porners will love it.

[jamesclelland]

brian?

[ashyr]

doesnt the sound of "BRAIN WASHING" make it a good thing

washing your brain. make it all clean again. =D

yet i call what most call "BRAIN WASHING" to be "BRAIN DIRTYING"

[binhdinh_khiwarrior]

don't chew gum in class if you havn't got enough for everybody.

[octopusrex]

Just keep off my stash.

[drael]

lol :)

[hulelam]

Do what you got to do to get your high, that's what I do.

[greenleaf]

I get a lot of flak for quitting my day job and joining the Devil's army. Satan guarenteed that I'd get ten bowls of the phattiest nugz around if I would sit around and watch gay porn while I smoked it with him. Would you say I'm copping out by not taking a stand against abusing ritalin? I tried to make Jesus give me a counter offer, but he said that I would have to watch him jerk off to gay porn while getting stoned. Can anyone help me?

the devil went to jamaica

the devil went to jamaica

he was lookin' to sell some weed


he was doin' fine

they were standin' in line

it was excellent weed indeed

when he came across a young man

who was likewise peddelin' pot

and the devil slid down the beach to the kid

and said "boy lemme tell you what"

i guess you kinda figured i'm a reefer head of course

and after all this time

i guess that i'm

a connoisseur of sorts

now your stuff smells ok

but this could tranquilize a horse

i'll bet a million in cash

against your stash

coz i think mine's better than yours

the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet"

one hit of this grass

will kick your ass

you got yourself a bet

johnny roll a ball of hash

and make sure it's the bomb

coz the devil's got the kind of stuff

they smoked in vietnam

you'll get a million smackaroo's

in cash if you cash if you can cook,

but if you can't devil'll get your dope

the devil packed a bong

with a little acapulco gold

and resin flew from his fingertips

as he fired up his bowl

he filled that chamber all the way

and he took a mighty hit

as they passed it back and forth

it gave'em both a coughin' fit

when the bowl was finished johnny said

"hey man that stuff was great"

but fill your lungs with some of this

and prepare to vegetate

cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane

the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain

zig zag filled with a diggity dang

hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank

the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned

and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned.

johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz"

i done told you once you son of a bitch,

mine's the best there ever was

then they

fired up doobies one by one,

ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done

green as a bullfrog,

sticky as glue

granted you'll get high,

yes i do

[teslafire]

brian?

lol

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the devil went to jamaica

dats whut I'm talkin' bout wingwang!

[ashyr]

heh i like the word nugz. it says so much.

got some pungent stench here man.
nz has some funky skunky

[seer74]

wow, like, I remember weed.....sort of

i would never burn with the devil....he bogarts :p

[daveybpl]

Nigga, pleaz! Yizza, I toked the dank shizza. Ashyr, you're a pretty fly bizza. I digz ya stlyz tiz. !

even after a bowl i have no idea what your saying bro:D

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even after a bowl i have no idea what your saying bro:D

phatty nugz baby! phatty phatty nuhhhhhhhhhhggzzz!!