Jesus was Chinese!

[mephibosheth]

Jesus was Chinese!!

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/Chinese-Jesus-Supper-3.jpg

http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/ChineseJesus.jpg/180px-ChineseJesus.jpg

http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_b4/assets/widget_dGMNAq5onoOloSOhOtF-QB.jpg

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2008/12/22/20081222_chinese_33.jpg

http://eriswish.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/img_4294.jpg

http://www.journeywithjesus.net/Essays/ChineseResurrection.jpg

唯佬朋友 What up now lo-pang-yaus!!!

[haukipesukone]

Fuck, there's no denying the evidence.

Damn, does it mean I should start hating China now?

[epic fail guy]

Fuck, there's no denying the evidence.

Damn, does it mean I should start hating China now?

You should hate China dude, they are destroying your white mans New World Order.

[mauviene]

Its lao tsu..
EMPEROR SCHLONG YU

[major seven]

Jesus was Chinese!!

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/Chinese-Jesus-Supper-3.jpg

http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/ChineseJesus.jpg/180px-ChineseJesus.jpg

http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_b4/assets/widget_dGMNAq5onoOloSOhOtF-QB.jpg

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2008/12/22/20081222_chinese_33.jpg

http://eriswish.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/img_4294.jpg

http://www.journeywithjesus.net/Essays/ChineseResurrection.jpg

唯佬朋友 What up now lo-pang-yaus!!!



No way Meph! That can't be right.
I know for a fact that Jesus was a white guy with blond hair and blue eyes.
You know the one. The one that is hanging up in 99.99% of all protestant churches especially Presbyterians and Congregationalists.
The same picture of Jesus that was in all them Sunday School classes I was dragged into not to mention everywhere else. I think even busses had a picture of our blonde blue eyed hero.
All them protestants and catholics can't be wrong,.........Can they?
Yeah I know Jesus was a Jew. Can't Jews have blond hair and blue eyes?
Maybe Mary had some Viking ancestory. Or maybe God just prefers blondes.
Jesus had to be different, right? Not that being Chinese isn't being different.
I think the Chinese at the time were more into fat bald guys as prophets.
And the Jews were......well......into Jews. Expecting the typical, not the atypical. Might be an interesting study there. How many Chinese were there in Jerusalem in the first century? Just a guess, but maybe something like 0.00? Not to say there couldn't have been a Chinese guy trying to trade in his rickshaw for a camel. And how come there weren't any rickshaws in In the area at the time. Or were there? Another study!
Its communist proaganda Meph. The Chinese ain't happy enough with making 99.999% of everything I have to buy nowadays. Now they are horning in on my blonde blue eyed Jesus as well. Bought a package of garlic at the store the other day. Didn't think much of it till I looked at the label while opening it.
It said, Made In China.

FM7 Who might be wondering if China succeded in doing in a mere 10 years what Catholics and Islam have tried to do in the last 2000 years.

[manxboz]

So ii drew a load and BLack Jesus's then there would be evidence that he was black as well. This is a load of BS

[mephibosheth]

Jesus wasn't a 'jew' but a 'manchu'. Easy transliteration mistake by Greeks returning from the far east year after Alexander's empire days.

'The son of manchu, Emperor of the sun.'

Jesus also founded Shao-lin, after meditating in a cave for some time. That story got misrepresented with the '3 days in the cave' myth. Once he came out from his cave he proceeded to kick some ass, especially focussing on sword arts, since 'he came to bring a sword' to the people.

8)

[size_of_light]

"Me sooo holy!"

[major seven]

manxboz;1052090]So ii drew a load and BLack Jesus's then there would be evidence that he was black as well.


FM7
Right Man!
You have discovered the basic principal set forth by the greatest propaganda wack job of all time. Joseph Goebbels, Propaganda Minister for Adolf Hitler.

To whit,
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shiel the people from the political, economic and/or military consequenses of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State." (Joseph Goebbels)

"Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play." (J. Goebbels)

Hitler was also on the same bandwagon with such gems as,

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it and eventually they will believe it."

"The greater the lie, the greater the chance that it will be believed."


Man says
This is a load of BS


FM7
To test out your theory, just apply these,
Goebbels Principals of Propaganda
www.psywarrior.com/Goebbels.html

[major seven]

To whit,
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequenses of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State." (Joseph Goebbels)


OK Everybody!
Repeat after me!

"America and the World is safer since invading Iraq and Afghanistan."

I can't HEAR YOU! AGAIN!

"America and the World is safer since invading Iraq and Afghanistan"

What was that again? LOUDER!

"AMERICA AND THE WORLD IS SAFER SINCE INVADING IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN"

Right! Now don't forget that and don't forget to tell all your friends and REPEAT MANY TIMES.

FM7

[coco]

http://i43.tinypic.com/534ke8.jpg


http://i43.tinypic.com/28qrcwk.gif

[melinda980]

The man known as 'Jesus' in the west incarnated to many different races and people at different times in history. No race can claim 'exclusively' that he was any particular racial type.
When higher beings incarnate to teach people they come down looking like the people that they come down to teach!

[quetzalcoatl]

Fuck, there's no denying the evidence.

Damn, does it mean I should start hating China now?

LMAO! that was brilliant! :D

[sphelix]

Jesus wasn't a 'jew' but a 'manchu'. Easy transliteration mistake by Greeks returning from the far east year after Alexander's empire days.

'The son of manchu, Emperor of the sun.'

Jesus also founded Shao-lin, after meditating in a cave for some time. That story got misrepresented with the '3 days in the cave' myth. Once he came out from his cave he proceeded to kick some ass, especially focussing on sword arts, since 'he came to bring a sword' to the people.

8)

yes yes.. he founded shaolin.. and then he teamed up with chuck norris and bruce lee to save war prisoners! whoopee!