Carbon cops to prosecute climate offences

[noesis]

"FRONTLINE police will be forced to become "carbon cops" under the Government's blueprint to cut greenhouse emissions.

The Herald Sun can reveal Australian Federal Police agents will have to prosecute a new range of climate offences.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25623185-661,00.html

At least some of the reader comments are heartening

[decim]

Should be interesting seeing as humans are around 20% carbon, unless you eat alot of bbq then maybe 25%..

Do you have a permit to exhale sir?

[ownoiz]

Should be interesting seeing as humans are around 20% carbon, unless you eat alot of bbq then maybe 25%..


Excluding what you breathe out, when your alive much of the carbon is trapped in your body, they will probably want to fine you however if you are cremated http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.ls1tech.com/get/forums/images/smilies/LS1Tech/gr_mad.gif
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