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steppewar
10-06-2009, 03:12 AM
I believe that if all else fails, a man should be allowed to slap his wife. This may seem controversial but not long ago this was legal in the UK.

I do agree though that it should only be used as a last resort, when the wife is behaving very unreasonably.

Sean Connery agrees with me in the below clip.

sean connery on slapping women - YouTube

measle_weasel
10-06-2009, 03:31 AM
I try not to judge people, but honestly, you make it really difficult, step.

smariot
10-06-2009, 03:50 AM
I'll go along with this, under the assumption that the reverse is also true. Hopefully we'll come to a truce: If you don't hurt me, I won't hurt you.

montag
10-06-2009, 03:55 AM
I do agree though that it should only be used as a last resort, when the wife is behaving very unreasonably.


Go and find yourself one (a wife) first then come back and talk to me about it..;)

i_am
10-06-2009, 04:03 AM
Ya know step.....sometimes I just want to slap you!

Perhaps you should stick to simple subjects that you have some experience with, like peeing in a bottle or the shower :rolleyes:

oddblock
10-06-2009, 04:04 AM
Sean Connery can kish my arsh

:p

montag
10-06-2009, 04:05 AM
Ya know step.....sometimes I just want to slap you!

Perhaps you should stick to simple subjects that you have some experience with, like peeing in a bottle or the shower :rolleyes:
:D

size_of_light
10-06-2009, 04:08 AM
I believe that if all else fails, a man should be allowed to slap his wife. This may seem controversial but not long ago this was legal in the UK.

I do agree though that it should only be used as a last resort, when the wife is behaving very unreasonably.

Sean Connery agrees with me in the below clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38

A slap?

I dunno, sounds a bit effete.

What about spanking? That would be more fun for all involved.

i_am
10-06-2009, 04:18 AM
A slap?

I dunno, sounds a bit effete.

What about spanking? That would be more fun for all involved.

Now where is that 'cat' :cool:

Oh!! You said spanking, not whipping :p

size_of_light
10-06-2009, 04:20 AM
Now where is that 'cat' :cool:

Oh!! You said spanking, not whipping :p

:D

reversi
10-06-2009, 04:47 AM
Paris Hilton punched in the face!!

Paris Hilton punched in the face!! - YouTube

/watch?v=H5iJSGLFmW0

illuminati downfall
10-06-2009, 05:26 AM
I believe that if all else fails, a man should be allowed to slap his wife. This may seem controversial but not long ago this was legal in the UK.

I do agree though that it should only be used as a last resort, when the wife is behaving very unreasonably.



Well if a men should be able to slap a woman behaving unreasonably, then us women should be able to slap 'em right back, IMO.

kurupted_flesh
10-06-2009, 05:37 AM
When my hoes dem ack up me giddem a bitta Smack-Up. Den me penetrate da Nash wid me Boasin Tone after we mehk up. Big Up!

kurupted_flesh
10-06-2009, 05:42 AM
Well if a men should be able to slap a woman behaving unreasonably, then us women should be able to slap 'em right back, IMO.

But you're generally much smaller - so the men would crush you if it comes to one-on-one (unless you happen to be Awesome-Kong of course).

...maybe some sort of weapon should be proposed to "even the odds" ?

brian
10-06-2009, 05:42 AM
My girlfriend would wack me when I said something that she didn't like on occasion, so I can't entirely agree lol

kurupted_flesh
10-06-2009, 05:51 AM
My girlfriend would wack me when I said something that she didn't like on occasion, so I can't entirely agree lol

Well then, either;

A) You thought she was right to, and thus would have done the same back to her had the shoe been on the other foot (unless you're sexist - different rules for different sexes)

B) You're an 8 stone hippie who lives off seaweed and love-light

or

C) Your girlfriend is/ was Awesome Kong.


Which one ?

titansound
10-06-2009, 10:17 AM
Sean Connery can kish my arsh

:p

I'd bet you would like that a bit too much though. His tash tickling your piece :eek:

monkfish
10-06-2009, 10:29 AM
But you're generally much smaller - so the men would crush you if it comes to one-on-one (unless you happen to be Awesome-Kong of course).

...maybe some sort of weapon should be proposed to "even the odds" ?

You of course have never been to stoke

tracker
10-06-2009, 10:45 AM
I believe that if all else fails, a man should be allowed to slap his wife. This may seem controversial but not long ago this was legal in the UK.

I do agree though that it should only be used as a last resort, when the wife is behaving very unreasonably.

Sean Connery agrees with me in the below clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38

STEP ?

sometimes I think that you make threads like these just to get the number ratings on them .

Ok fine , I dont agree with your idea that being unemployed is partiotic , but this ?

are you married ?
do you have a wife ?

what about a woman ?

dont be surprised if you havent .

you are pushing it step , someone one day will bestow upon you what you preach . it wont be me , but some one will one day .

what we put about comes about .

what goes round comes round .

and by the way , is it because you hate your mum ?
watched your dad beet her up and abuse her ?

or is it that you are angry with mum because she didnt give you enough tit ?

or for the matter

that she still has that titty in your gob ?

come on step

take it easy step , you are creating your own downfall here dude .

:cool:

gilly
10-06-2009, 11:15 AM
Paris Hilton punched in the face!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5iJSGLFmW0

/watch?v=H5iJSGLFmW0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5iJSGLFmW0)

This is sick, yet hilarious!

Oh, and Steppe - what's missing from your life, to make you seek out controversey for kicks. Could it be a woman? Ever wondered why?

darketernal
10-06-2009, 07:40 PM
I believe that if all else fails, a man should be allowed to slap his wife. This may seem controversial but not long ago this was legal in the UK.

I do agree though that it should only be used as a last resort, when the wife is behaving very unreasonably.

Sean Connery agrees with me in the below clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38

Violent action against your partner is never justified or acceptable imo. If you are at the point where you feel you need to slap your wife, the mature thing to do is perhaps spend some time apart from her and decide if you really wish to be married to this person.

enga
10-06-2009, 08:13 PM
My Husband knows what would happen if he slapped me.....it'll never happen, for one he is far too decent to do that but for the other he wouldn't dare!!!
There's nothing that can't be resolved without talking or smashing pots:D

hunter77
10-06-2009, 08:21 PM
You of course have never been to stoke

to right monkey, i fear no man but some of the women round ere rate put the shits up me:(:D

tejas
10-06-2009, 09:14 PM
ROFLMAO step you are a joker.

astrochicken
10-06-2009, 09:40 PM
C'mon indignant girls.. admit it.

Some of you can be fucking unbearable depending on the time of month and many of you are quick to throw a tantrum and an iron in
the general direction of a mans face. I can understand where Mr Connery's coming from.


Why does it take 6 women with PMS to change a lightbulb???


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IT JUST DOES!!!!!

gilly
11-06-2009, 01:44 PM
Do you have the imprint of an iron on your face, Astrochicken?

h2pogo
11-06-2009, 01:51 PM
imo any man that slaps a woman deserves a good kicking.

meksar
11-06-2009, 02:21 PM
They have created a situation where women can legally do some wicked shit to men, using child support money for their own use and stopping fathers having access to their kids. I myself would only hit a woman in self defense and i would always avoid a provocative argument, but i can understand for some men it can all be a bit too much.

There are cowards out there who like to go out boozing etc and come home and batter their wives for kicks, these sort of men should dealt with accordingly. But women who lie, steal, cheat and even poke holes in condoms are just as bad.

veritasvoice
11-06-2009, 02:24 PM
Obviously Sean Connery hasn't changed his opinion...because he's used to waking up with tarantulas sitting on his chest - which is the LEAST of what most wives would do to their abusive husbands the moment they went to sleep.

Not once ever been able to work out what drives men to hit women.

astrochicken
11-06-2009, 03:09 PM
Do you have the imprint of an iron on your face, Astrochicken?


That time of month is it?

margaretr
11-06-2009, 03:18 PM
Having been a victim of domestic violence, I feel that the alleged human who started this thread is totally inexperienced and warped.

brian
12-06-2009, 01:21 AM
Yeah, it takes a little bit of inexperience in social skills to think that physical violence can solve a social problem.. It just stops the communication.

brian
12-06-2009, 01:23 AM
BUT that only applies to people who don't like to wack eachother. Some people enjoy being slapped around believe it or not... :confused: