Ascension fucks up attention!

[space lizard]

Saw a job in the paper thats perfect for me.

We require a highly trainned and skilled individual with a high attention to detail. Somone to dot the i's and cross the t's. The person we are looking for will be in a position of great improtant and must be able to account for their every move without error.

email resume to : pretentiousfart@bigjob.com

So I spend half an hour typing up a perfect letter saying

Dear Sirs,

I am the man for the job, I have a high attention to detail, I'm a perfectionist and never make mistakes. My work ethics are unsurpassed and speak for themselves. I'm willing to do what ever it takes to proove that I have a higher intelligence, greater spirit and demand for perfection than any of the other applicants. Please find my resume attached! etc etc etc - Kind Regards. etc.

Then I hit SEND.

sit there for a second and think, "that went quick"
......."FUCK" - I forgot to attach my resume!


Send a second email, dear sir.... errr

The attachement bounced back, but the letter went through, I have resaved it in a more compressed format. I'll fix your email when I get the job!

James Bond Style!! :D

[tinmenace]

:D Funny!

[ashyr]

great attitude. i find it really hard to get a job with that though. cause thats what im like. apart from the "never make mistakes." part.
how do u convey that you have that. and nothing else?

[davelove]

Saw a job in the paper thats perfect for me.

We require a highly trainned and skilled individual with a high attention to detail. Somone to dot the i's and cross the t's. The person we are looking for will be in a position of great improtant and must be able to account for their every move without error.

email resume to : pretentiousfart@bigjob.com

So I spend half an hour typing up a perfect letter saying

Dear Sirs,

I am the man for the job, I have a high attention to detail, I'm a perfectionist and never make mistakes. My work ethics are unsurpassed and speak for themselves. I'm willing to do what ever it takes to proove that I have a higher intelligence, greater spirit and demand for perfection than any of the other applicants. Please find my resume attached! etc etc etc - Kind Regards. etc.

Then I hit SEND.

sit there for a second and think, "that went quick"
......."FUCK" - I forgot to attach my resume!


Send a second email, dear sir.... errr

The attachement bounced back, but the letter went through, I have resaved it in a more compressed format. I'll fix your email when I get the job!

James Bond Style!! :D

so fucking funny!! lol

[chris]

:D;)

[edelweiss pirate]

I think 'proove' will prove to let you down in this instance...