I'm Not Paranoid

[space lizard]

No I'm Not,

But I have started wearing a razor blade tucked bedween the cheecks of my arse incase I am swallowed whole by a 12 foot lizard. Just so he has a bit of extra fun trying to shit me out the next day.



lifes a laugh and deaths a joke its true.
you'll see its all a show, keep em laughing as you go.
just remember that the last laugh is on you.

[december]

But I have started wearing a razor blade tucked bedween the cheecks of my arse incase I am swallowed whole by a 12 foot lizard. Just so he has a bit of extra fun trying to shit me out the next day.



lifes a laugh and deaths a joke its true.
you'll see its all a show, keep em laughing as you go.
just remember that the last laugh is on you.

Did The Brits Lost Their Minds?

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6782

[december]

What an interesting name - space lizard.
Do you, space lizard, live in Britain, by the way?...

[space lizard]

Hijack a joke,

past a link to a pointless thread

then insult someone


Are you an attention whore?

--

Mature thoughts about the nature of reality and my own soul are first into my head when I wake and big questions are posed through my dreams.
BUT -
I personally like a laugh now and then.

and you sir can go and fuck yourself.

Here's an immature joke that made me laugh:

A man walks into a opticians with a shoebox under his arm. "I need to see the optician now" he says.

The receptionist says what is the promblem sir?

He opens the shoe box to reveal a foot long 5 inch thick lump of stinky poo

The receptionist screams "put that away and get out"

But the man will not leave until the opticial comes out to see him.

So the receptionist goes and fetches the optician. "There's a man out here who will not leave until you come out, He's carring a gigantic lump of poo in a shoe box and said he needs to see you now"

The optician strides out to the front desk and says "what is this all about, what do you want"

The man opens the shoe box to reveal the massive stinky foot long 5 inch thick brown lump of treacle coloured poo. Flies are swarming at the windows and doors trying to get in.

The man says to the optician "Everytime I do one of these, MY EYES WATER!"

boom boom!


Now if you'll excuss me I'll get back to sreaming about a dead russian spy.
:p

[reptilianshapeshifter]

lol :D

[nickatnoon61]

No I'm Not,

But I have started wearing a razor blade tucked bedween the cheecks of my arse incase I am swallowed whole by a 12 foot lizard. Just so he has a bit of extra fun trying to shit me out the next day.



lifes a laugh and deaths a joke its true.
you'll see its all a show, keep em laughing as you g
just remember that the last laugh is on you.

Good acvice SpaceLizard!!!Could be a liitle "uncomfortable" for the sodomists too!!!!!:eek: I tape the razor blades to my security cameras, and I found half a finger last night! Makes good soup!!:eek: