I had an incredible experience / voice in my head.

[space lizard]

About three months ago when I first began my assention a voice in my head boomed out. "You must leave this job". I ignored it at first, but it kept repeating once a week getting louder. So after two weeks I left without having another job to go to.

I was sitting in my house and enjoying life for the first time in years having never had any time to really relax. Even holidays from work have been filled with rushing around airports and tourist places since adulthood so this was the first time I have ever sat down and kind of meditated, and listened to my heart.

After about 2 weeks of silence and deep thought (with the mortgage and bills mounting etc but me not caring or worried at all). The voice came back and said. "The time to sell the house and car is now, you must sell everything you own". With my new found freedom I set about doing exactly that. I sold my computer, my sports stuff, my furniture. Even my clothes on ebay. Then I sold my car and put the house on the market and sold that.

I bought a tent and some light camping gear. And began sleeping under the stars and saw the beautiful. I had reached what I though was the peak of my existence. When laying under the stars one night thinking about the nature of reality and where to go next on this big beautiful planet the voice returned "Go to America, Go to the desert"

Two weeks ago I landed in America and headed to the desert in Nevada. I was camping in the desert and sitting beside the fire when the voice came back. "Take all of your money from the bank and go to the casino shaped like a pyramid, you must do this at day break".

I followed the intructions. Took everything out of the bank in cash and went to the casino build to look like a pyramid. I walked in changed my life savings into chips, Then I was immediatly drawn to a roulette table for some reason. It was a magnetic pull, I felt I was being pulled by gravity to the table.

I sat there and watched the ball spin around a few times. The Voice returned louder than ever before "Place everything on Red 19, do it NOW" - So I put my lifesavings on red 19. The wheel turned in slow motion that seemed to take a lifetime. The ball landed on black 7. The voice came louder than ever and said " F U C K "


I hope you enjoyed sharing my experience.

:)

[kooo]

I hope the above was a joke :eek:

[james777]

LOL....Now that is comedic genius!!....LOL

[space lizard]

yes it was a joke, I hope you laughed.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Allways retain you right to smile

[themindseye]

Nice one lmao :)

[soglad]

Nice to see you're back Space Lizard :P

[phoebe]

hehe:D

[anoninnyc]

love it. thanks for the laugh.

[dondaz]

I thought you were going to really enlighten me then:D

[Anders Lindman]

About three months ago when I first began my assention a voice in my head boomed out. "You must leave this job". I ignored it at first, but it kept repeating once a week getting louder. So after two weeks I left without having another job to go to.

I was sitting in my house and enjoying life for the first time in years having never had any time to really relax. Even holidays from work have been filled with rushing around airports and tourist places since adulthood so this was the first time I have ever sat down and kind of meditated, and listened to my heart.

After about 2 weeks of silence and deep thought (with the mortgage and bills mounting etc but me not caring or worried at all). The voice came back and said. "The time to sell the house and car is now, you must sell everything you own". With my new found freedom I set about doing exactly that. I sold my computer, my sports stuff, my furniture. Even my clothes on ebay. Then I sold my car and put the house on the market and sold that.

I bought a tent and some light camping gear. And began sleeping under the stars and saw the beautiful. I had reached what I though was the peak of my existence. When laying under the stars one night thinking about the nature of reality and where to go next on this big beautiful planet the voice returned "Go to America, Go to the desert"

Two weeks ago I landed in America and headed to the desert in Nevada. I was camping in the desert and sitting beside the fire when the voice came back. "Take all of your money from the bank and go to the casino shaped like a pyramid, you must do this at day break".

I followed the intructions. Took everything out of the bank in cash and went to the casino build to look like a pyramid. I walked in changed my life savings into chips, Then I was immediatly drawn to a roulette table for some reason. It was a magnetic pull, I felt I was being pulled by gravity to the table.

I sat there and watched the ball spin around a few times. The Voice returned louder than ever before "Place everything on Red 19, do it NOW" - So I put my lifesavings on red 19. The wheel turned in slow motion that seemed to take a lifetime. The ball landed on black 7. The voice came louder than ever and said " F U C K "


I hope you enjoyed sharing my experience.

:)

There is some truth in what you wrote. Money is more important to us than we sometimes care to admit.

[reptilianshapeshifter]

Lol:d

[space lizard]

I thought your name was, "Reptilian Shit Shafter" just had visions of the roman emperor from the life of brian with the speech impediment saying "Bring fourth the Weptillian Shit Shafter"

[reptilianshapeshifter]

ive' been called reptilian slayer and "fuckwit" before but "shit shafter" is a new one :D

[cruise4]

Did you class that as a Win or a Lose?

[soul_traveller]

Classic! You had me going there! :)

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate! ;)

Ok, not as good as spacelizard's epic. :)

[wildhorse]

Classic! You had me going there! :)

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate! ;)

Ok, not as good as spacelizard's epic. :)

no but it is still one of them you tell at the end of the night and they seem to have people chuckling to themselves even a few hours later :D

so two good shows as far as im concerned before I skidaddle off to bed :p

[fekdemasons]

About three months ago when I first began my assention a voice in my head boomed out. "You must leave this job". I ignored it at first, but it kept repeating once a week getting louder. So after two weeks I left without having another job to go to.

I was sitting in my house and enjoying life for the first time in years having never had any time to really relax. Even holidays from work have been filled with rushing around airports and tourist places since adulthood so this was the first time I have ever sat down and kind of meditated, and listened to my heart.

After about 2 weeks of silence and deep thought (with the mortgage and bills mounting etc but me not caring or worried at all). The voice came back and said. "The time to sell the house and car is now, you must sell everything you own". With my new found freedom I set about doing exactly that. I sold my computer, my sports stuff, my furniture. Even my clothes on ebay. Then I sold my car and put the house on the market and sold that.

I bought a tent and some light camping gear. And began sleeping under the stars and saw the beautiful. I had reached what I though was the peak of my existence. When laying under the stars one night thinking about the nature of reality and where to go next on this big beautiful planet the voice returned "Go to America, Go to the desert"

Two weeks ago I landed in America and headed to the desert in Nevada. I was camping in the desert and sitting beside the fire when the voice came back. "Take all of your money from the bank and go to the casino shaped like a pyramid, you must do this at day break".

I followed the intructions. Took everything out of the bank in cash and went to the casino build to look like a pyramid. I walked in changed my life savings into chips, Then I was immediatly drawn to a roulette table for some reason. It was a magnetic pull, I felt I was being pulled by gravity to the table.

I sat there and watched the ball spin around a few times. The Voice returned louder than ever before "Place everything on Red 19, do it NOW" - So I put my lifesavings on red 19. The wheel turned in slow motion that seemed to take a lifetime. The ball landed on black 7. The voice came louder than ever and said " F U C K "


I hope you enjoyed sharing my experience.

:)

:D:D:D

Thanks man , a good laugh to start the day. Fantastic the way you suck everyone in waiting for the profound wisdom or insight.


right up my street this sort of humour, congrats

[soul_traveller]

Thanks and sweet dreams, Honey! :)

no but it is still one of them you tell at the end of the night and they seem to have people chuckling to themselves even a few hours later :D

so two good shows as far as im concerned before I skidaddle off to bed :p