ex_anser_ovo
30-05-2009, 02:07 PM
Last night I had a dream that showed me I was in fact the true prophet meant to usher in the lifting of the veil.
It is all so clear to me now. Everything in existence is actually a cleverly concealed sign revealing my true nature!
You see, the universe is a battleground. For trees! Trees are fighting an ancient war to control the fate of all of existence.
Since trees are too busy collecting information from the sun, which is actually the head 'braintree', we were developed as tools to help fight this war for them.
And they came to Bethsaida. And some people brought to him a blind man, and begged him to touch him. And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the village; and when he had spit on his eyes and laid his hands upon him, he asked him, "Do you see anything?" And he looked up and said, "I see men; but they look like trees, walking."
Mark 8:22-24
Jesus' saliva helped the blind to see this truth! And salvia grows in areas protected by the trees! And Jesus represents the sun, the head tree! Trees are trying to communicate with our crude brutish brains, in order to guide us!
Sorry. I am bored, and thought trying this would be good for a laugh.
It is all so clear to me now. Everything in existence is actually a cleverly concealed sign revealing my true nature!
You see, the universe is a battleground. For trees! Trees are fighting an ancient war to control the fate of all of existence.
Since trees are too busy collecting information from the sun, which is actually the head 'braintree', we were developed as tools to help fight this war for them.
And they came to Bethsaida. And some people brought to him a blind man, and begged him to touch him. And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the village; and when he had spit on his eyes and laid his hands upon him, he asked him, "Do you see anything?" And he looked up and said, "I see men; but they look like trees, walking."
Mark 8:22-24
Jesus' saliva helped the blind to see this truth! And salvia grows in areas protected by the trees! And Jesus represents the sun, the head tree! Trees are trying to communicate with our crude brutish brains, in order to guide us!
Sorry. I am bored, and thought trying this would be good for a laugh.