"new tits please" says tennis star

[apekteina lordosis]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189468/Tennis-star-Simona-Halep-surgery-shrink-uncomfortable-breasts.html


Tennis star to have surgery to shrink 'uncomfortable' 34DD breasts

A Romanian tennis star has announced she will undergo breast reduction surgery in a bid to boost her performance on the court.

Simona Halep, 17, says her 34DD breasts are hampering her tennis and is reported to have scheduled private surgery later this year.

The teenager, who has a host of junior tennis titles and won the junior French Open last year, says the operation would mean she has less weight to carry on court.

The 5ft 5in player has said her large bust means she is slow to react to opponents' shots.

She said: 'This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation.

'The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It's the weight that troubles me - my ability to react quickly.'

Miss Halep, from Constantza, Romania, is currently ranked 264th in the world. She lost in the second qualifying round for this year's French Open at Roland Garros.

Fans of the tennis star have started an online petition to get her to reconsider her decision to have surgery.

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please sign the petition (http://www.petitiononline.com/sisice/petition.html).

[jammasterj13]

What a pair.
You could sink ships with them.:D

[unusual_suspect]

I have 32 F boobs and if I was a professional tennis player I would get them shrunk too. I have to wear 2 heavy duty, top of the range sports bras when I exercise, they do get in the way.

I know how the poor girl feels hauling the babylons about ;)

[alzee]

lol

signed!

[dreamweaver]

Tits or tennis?

Ooh, that's a hard one.

[arty2000]

What a pair.
You could sink ships with them.:D


lol

bombs away...thar she blows:D

[arty2000]

I have 32 F boobs and if I was a professional tennis player I would get them shrunk too. I have to wear 2 heavy duty, top of the range sports bras when I exercise, they do get in the way.

I know how the poor girl feels hauling the babylons about ;)

if you could please supply photos like above I :p oops we could render an opinion just for the sake of comparision:D

[rhydra]

That last picture.... :p

[dreamweaver]

She looks a bit better endowed than 34DD, actually, although that could just be down to the angle of the shots.

[dreamweaver]

I have 32 F boobs and if I was a professional tennis player I would get them shrunk too. I have to wear 2 heavy duty, top of the range sports bras when I exercise, they do get in the way.

I know how the poor girl feels hauling the babylons about ;)

As they say on another forum I go on: Pics or STFU! :p

[nofuture]

Love all.

[apekteina lordosis]

17 years old + 34 double d = bingo!

obviously no one would take the piss out of large chested ladies, it's just the fact that big breasts are fucking great. actually regardless of their size titties are brilliant. i can comprehend that ladies might sometimes find it annoying to have blokes talking to their chest, but all i can say for myself is i really try hard to look you in the eyes, however i fear my face portrays an expression that screams "honestly dear i really don't want to stare at your tits".

the main quack who saw me on almost a daily basis whilst i was in a mental health hospital was extremely pert, with a pretty face and long, stockinged legs to boot. frankly, i didn't know where to look and resorted to taking my glasses off at the beginning of each session as it was easier to talk to her thru a blur. i think if any action screamed "honestly dear i don't want to stare at your tits", that was it.

[alzee]

They don't look problematic to me (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/513771/f5163823/de_simona_s.html), and I really looked hard!

[wildhorse]

a large chest is a nightmare when trying to exercise...as a lady very ample as myself...I have to hold em when I run on the spot in my house (i cant go running in public clutching my boobs like that!!)

over the shoulder boulder holders only do so much....and when the straps slip in mid gallop - well - theres no where to hide and any walkers on the moors have the expression similar to this...:eek:

if i came into a few grand i would get a reduction asap

as for men, sorry boys who would just talk to my chest not me, I would talk to their forehead, and when they finally asked what i was looking at, i would reply "oh i am sorry, i couldnt take my eyes off your cock" then i would sup up and leave.

[cafetimes1991]

She's 17?

[unusual_suspect]

She looks a bit better endowed than 34DD, actually, although that could just be down to the angle of the shots.

I think she looks a lot bigger also, she needs to go and get a proper bra fitting! I also think she needs a more effective sports bra, she looks like she's about to knock herself out :D

a large chest is a nightmare when trying to exercise...as a lady very ample as myself...I have to hold em when I run on the spot in my house (i cant go running in public clutching my boobs like that!!)

over the shoulder boulder holders only do so much....and when the straps slip in mid gallop - well - theres no where to hide and any walkers on the moors have the expression similar to this...:eek:

if i came into a few grand i would get a reduction asap

as for men, sorry boys who would just talk to my chest not me, I would talk to their forehead, and when they finally asked what i was looking at, i would reply "oh i am sorry, i couldnt take my eyes off your cock" then i would sup up and leave.

Would you really get yours reduced? I wouldn't get mine reduced, besides I like to scare shy men with my big boobies as an amusing passtime :D

They do get in the way of exercise, I did a Judo class and the only other adults there were men - I really got a hard time from their wives and girlfriends lol. However, I refuse to be ashamed of my large chesticles!

It sounds like you need a Bereli Shock absorber level 4 sports bra - these are the best sports bras I have found ;)

http://www.lessbounce.com/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_Shock_Absorber_Sports_Bras_4.html

[gilly]

Hmnph! The conversation here reminds me of an MD of a company I used to work for. He never spoke to me, but addressed many a long conversation directly to my bosoms.

He asked them for forcasted audit results, and their opinion on how important client visits had gone. He wanted to know their strategy for customer retention, and even offered to buy them lunch. :mad: They declined.

How I resisted smashing my elbow down on that nasty goblin's pointy little cranium, I do not know.

Take heed!

[unusual_suspect]

Hmnph! The conversation here reminds me of an MD of a company I used to work for. He never spoke to me, but addressed many a long conversation directly to my bosoms.

He asked them for forcasted audit results, and their opinion on how important client visits had gone. He wanted to know their strategy for customer retention, and even offered to buy them lunch. :mad: They declined.

How I resisted smashing my elbow down on that nasty goblin's pointy little cranium, I do not know.

Take heed!

Mmm, it's one thing when people take a quick sneaky peek, but that's just not on Gilly. Sometimes I have just come straight out and asked people which one they are talking to; left or right?

When women want bigger boobs in the belief that men find this attractive, what they fail to realise is the sort of man that leches over you just because you have big boobs is sooo foul that they shouldn't even be allowed to have genitals!

As you said - take heed :D

[apekteina lordosis]

ahem it's not as if your shit doesn't stink. many a time i've clocked females glancing towards the vicinity of my crotch region. each time without fail immediately afterwards their eyes go wonky, their tongue flops out, they fall to the floor and start speaking in tongues, writhing about like a breakdancer whose ingested too much acid. honestly.

[gilly]

ahem it's not as if your shit doesn't stink. many a time i've clocked females glancing towards the vicinity of my crotch region. each time without fail immediately afterwards their eyes go wonky, their tongue flops out, they fall to the floor and start speaking in tongues, writhing about like a breakdancer whose ingested too much acid. honestly.

And then your alarm clock wakes you up? :p

[unusual_suspect]

ahem it's not as if your shit doesn't stink. many a time i've clocked females glancing towards the vicinity of my crotch region. each time without fail immediately afterwards their eyes go wonky, their tongue flops out, they fall to the floor and start speaking in tongues, writhing about like a breakdancer whose ingested too much acid. honestly.

:eek::D lmao

[moondancer]

this thread has really made me laff :D

breakdancer on acid and the alarm clock quotes - classic

Ive always had a right handful.. and thats great at 17 but age n gravity has alot to answer for :eek: dont get me wrong, I have a while to go until they are round my waist.. but its something you cant help thinking about :eek:

cheeky glance is ok..and of course, it all depends on who is looking.. but some fellas really do take the piss! For the real offenders, I've been known to just stop talking to see how long it would take them to a) realise and b) look up to see why ive stopped talking.. and then I follow it up with.. welcome back, are we ok to carry on now? :p

To be fair, some tops we wear dont help, ey.. must be quite hard (:p) for fellas.. but even when im in a polo neck.. theres no getting away from the fact that i have a right pair on me

Im never too harsh though as I have caught myself staring (well, day dreaming really) inbetween a mans legs.. and when I used to commute on the train, id catch myself lookin at sleeping men and thinking, wonder what he would do if i crawled under the table now and woke him up by...

:eek: ok, maybe ive shared enough :p

[alzee]

this thread has really made me laff :D

breakdancer on acid and the alarm clock quotes - classic

Ive always had a right handful.. and thats great at 17 but age n gravity has alot to answer for :eek: dont get me wrong, I have a while to go until they are round my waist.. but its something you cant help thinking about :eek:

cheeky glance is ok..and of course, it all depends on who is looking.. but some fellas really do take the piss! For the real offenders, I've been known to just stop talking to see how long it would take them to a) realise and b) look up to see why ive stopped talking.. and then I follow it up with.. welcome back, are we ok to carry on now? :p

To be fair, some tops we wear dont help, ey.. must be quite hard (:p) for fellas.. but even when im in a polo neck.. theres no getting away from the fact that i have a right pair on me

Im never too harsh though as I have caught myself staring (well, day dreaming really) inbetween a mans legs.. and when I used to commute on the train, id catch myself lookin at sleeping men and thinking, wonder what he would do if i crawled under the table now and woke him up by...

:eek: ok, maybe ive shared enough :p

woohoo! can't wait for part 2!

[dreamweaver]

When women want bigger boobs in the belief that men find this attractive, what they fail to realise is the sort of man that leches over you just because you have big boobs is sooo foul that they shouldn't even be allowed to have genitals!
I didn't even know I liked big boobs until I got a girlfriend who was a 34E. :D

I've been with women ranging from an A cup to a GG cup :eek: and I'm still perfectly happy with A and B cup girls. But the gf with the 34E boobs definitely corrupted me... ;)

The trouble is that I try very hard not to notice a lady's boobs - but you all seem to be just as aware when men are trying not to stare...

[apekteina lordosis]

And then your alarm clock wakes you up? :p

too true :( ;)

[gilly]

See, then again, I had a mate at college who used to throw her shoulders back & arch her spine like a limbo dancer, in order to quite deliberately thrust her bazookas, in a manner that was tricky to ignore.

She was called Mim - but I always referred to her as 'the marvellous Mirium and her miraculous performing mamaries', for short.

[apekteina lordosis]

Ive always had a right handful.. and thats great at 17 but age n gravity has alot to answer for :eek: dont get me wrong, I have a while to go until they are round my waist.. but its something you cant help thinking about :eek:

cheeky glance is ok..and of course, it all depends on who is looking.. but some fellas really do take the piss! For the real offenders, I've been known to just stop talking to see how long it would take them to a) realise and b) look up to see why ive stopped talking.. and then I follow it up with.. welcome back, are we ok to carry on now? :p

To be fair, some tops we wear dont help, ey.. must be quite hard (:p) for fellas.. but even when im in a polo neck.. theres no getting away from the fact that i have a right pair on me

Im never too harsh though as I have caught myself staring (well, day dreaming really) inbetween a mans legs.. and when I used to commute on the train, id catch myself lookin at sleeping men and thinking, wonder what he would do if i crawled under the table now and woke him up by...

:eek: ok, maybe ive shared enough :p

yay! another fine lady steps forward to join the david icke busty wench club. even if the passage of time does see your baps turn into flaps you'll still be loved just as much, as you and the other wonderful ladies who've posted in this thread have amply demonstrated that you have a lot more going on then just a big pair of dirty pillows. unlike katie price for example, whose personality is about as attractive as a jelly made of vomit.

[apekteina lordosis]

See, then again, I had a mate at college who used to throw her shoulders back & arch her spine like a limbo dancer, in order to quite deliberately thrust her bazookas, in a manner that was quite hard to ignore.

She was called Mim - but I always referred to her as 'the marvellous Mirium and her miraculous performing mamaries', for short.

:D

back when i was young and beautiful my then fiancée had a mate like that. she was forever brushing them up against me when my other half wasn't looking. sadly i was faithful and spurned her advances, unlike my ex- who i found out once we split had shagged half the town whilst we were a couple.
but hey... i'm not bitter!!! :D

[gilly]

:D

back when i was young and beautiful my then fiancée had a mate like that. she was forever brushing them up against me when my other half wasn't looking. sadly i was faithful and spurned her advances, unlike my ex- who i found out once we split had shagged half the town whilst we were a couple.
but hey... i'm not bitter!!! :D

Well at least you can be proud of your gentlemanly conduct Apekteina. That displays a quality which appeals to any woman worth knowing.

That, and calling our breasts called 'dirtypillows'. :D

[apekteina lordosis]

Well at least you can be proud of your gentlemanly conduct Apekteina. That displays a quality which appeals to any woman worth knowing.

That, and calling our breasts called 'dirtypillows'. :D

haha! lollers :D :D :D

thank sissy spacek and piper laurie in "carrie" for "dirty pillows". (always nice to inject a bit of cultural gravitas aka movie trivia into a thread innit?!)

[moondancer]

yay! another fine lady steps forward to join the david icke busty wench club. even if the passage of time does see your baps turn into flaps you'll still be loved just as much, as you and the other wonderful ladies who've posted in this thread have amply demonstrated that you have a lot more going on then just a big pair of dirty pillows. unlike katie price for example, whose personality is about as attractive as a jelly made of vomit.

flaps :eek: flaps?? :eek: give over... flaps :eek:

im distraught here.. :p

katy prices wont move

[lookfar]

flaps :eek: flaps?? :eek: give over... flaps :eek:

im distraught here.. :p

katy prices wont move

LMAO:D Aww honey, your boobs will never be flaps I can quite assure you of that!!;)

[dreamweaver]

LMAO:D Aww honey, your boobs will never be flaps I can quite assure you of that!!;)

And there'll be no mention of spaniels' ears either.

Oops, too late! :eek:

[moondancer]

LMAO:D Aww honey, your boobs will never be flaps I can quite assure you of that!!;)

I love you.. you can have a cheeky feel next time youre round here

And there'll be no mention of spaniels' ears either.

Oops, too late! :eek:

:eek:

[lucky884]

http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu24/lucky884/show-me-your-tits.jpg

[lookfar]

I love you.. you can have a cheeky feel next time youre round here


Ahh I love you too honey & thanks, I'll have to shake my head inbetween them *flobberlobberlobber* PMSL:eek::D;)

[moondancer]

http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu24/lucky884/show-me-your-tits.jpg

:eek: this really isnt that funny now...

Ahh I love you too honey & thanks, I'll have to shake my head inbetween them *flobberlobberlobber* PMSL:eek::D;)


yeah ok... steady on..... !

[lookfar]

yeah ok... steady on..... !

Hehe, yeah sorry I got a bit carried away there for a second, lol:o:D:p

[moondancer]

Hehe, yeah sorry I got a bit carried away there for a second, lol:o:D:p

what ya like.. you big tease :p

[dreamweaver]

Amazing what you learn about people in this place. ;)

[metacomet]

I play tennis.

I legitimately have nothing to say about this story though.

So yeah.

[apekteina lordosis]

flaps :eek: flaps?? :eek: give over... flaps :eek:

im distraught here.. :p

katy prices wont move

rhymed nicely with baps innit ;)

may your funbags always be upstanding,
the seed of your man forever fruitful.
allow him to bounce your tits about,
as if he were a harlem globetrotter.

[arty2000]

:eek: this really isnt that funny now...




yeah ok... steady on..... !

yes it is..:D:D

[unusual_suspect]

Well, I think that tennis player is a beautiful lass, she has an absolutely cracking pair. She is a great role model for girls these days.

Ffs, most of the actresses/models you see these days look weak, feeble and half starved with bones all sticking out, and most of them have tits like shrivled walnuts too, take Gwyneth Paltrow or Kirsten Dunce for example.

That girl looks vibrant, healthy and full of life. If I were a man I know who I would have most fun with in the sack ;)

[metacomet]

Well, I think that tennis player is a beautiful lass, she has an absolutely cracking pair. She is a great role model for girls these days.

Ffs, most of the actresses/models you see these days look weak, feeble and half starved with bones all sticking out, and most of them have tits like shrivled walnuts too, take Gwyneth Paltrow or Kirsten Dunce for example.

That girl looks vibrant, healthy and full of life. If I were a man I know who I would have most fun with in the sack ;)

Hahahahaha...

I can't imagine what female Ickeans are must be thinking in this thread...

I love you cheeky bastards.

[unusual_suspect]

Hahahahaha...

I can't imagine what female Ickeans are must be thinking in this thread...

I love you cheeky bastards.

I am a female Ickean lol.

[metacomet]

I am a female Ickean lol.

:eek:

[alzee]

I wouldn't mind playing a ball into her court

[unusual_suspect]

I wouldn't mind playing a ball into her court

:D

[breezinreezin]

I have 32 F boobs

I don't believe you.

[dreamweaver]

I don't believe you.

Like I said to her earlier... Pics or STFU!! :D

[alzee]

I wonder if she takes it up the baseline?

[thedivinetruth]

still waiting on the pics!

tick tock, tick tock

[unusual_suspect]

still waiting on the pics!

tick tock, tick tock

Like I'm going to post a pic of my bristols on the David Icke forum of all places :eek:

[dreamweaver]

Like I'm going to post a pic of my bristols on the David Icke forum of all places :eek:

You're such a tease. Not like me. :p

[unusual_suspect]

You're such a tease. Not like me. :p

Dreamweaver is a tease and he looks like Willie Wonka :p

[dreamweaver]

Dreamweaver is a tease and he looks like Willie Wonka :p
I don't look anything like him. And I don't own a chocolate factory.

Sorry to disappoint, ladies. :(

[breezinreezin]

Like I'm going to post a pic of my bristols on the David Icke forum of all places :eek:

you could always PM them to the more discerning and appreciative gentleman on the forum, like, aherm, ME and that weaver chap. Whadyasay?

[ectocooler hic]

If she needs new ones I'd be more than happy to hold on to the old ones for her :D

[moondancer]

If she needs new ones I'd be more than happy to hold on to the old ones for her :D

I dont think youve really thought about that reply.. im laughing :p

[dreamweaver]

I dont think youve really thought about that reply.. im laughing :p

The good thing about a tits thread is that there's plenty to get hold of. ;)

[johnconnor]

I have always lived by the rule that you should treat a ladies breasts like the sun. You should have a quick glance at them to appreciate their magnificence but on no account should you stare at them for long periods of time. Was it not a character in Superbad who said that breast reductions were like slapping God in the face? Anyway enough lowering the tone, stop this filth and be about your business!:D

[hunter77]

I have always lived by the rule that you should treat a ladies breasts like the sun. You should have a quick glance at them to appreciate their magnificence but on no account should you stare at them for long periods of time. Was it not a character in Superbad who said that breast reductions were like slapping God in the face? Anyway enough lowering the tone, stop this filth and be about your business!:D

unless your wearing sunglasses.;)

[moondancer]

The good thing about a tits thread is that there's plenty to get hold of. ;)

I have always lived by the rule that you should treat a ladies breasts like the sun. You should have a quick glance at them to appreciate their magnificence but on no account should you stare at them for long periods of time. Was it not a character in Superbad who said that breast reductions were like slapping God in the face? Anyway enough lowering the tone, stop this filth and be about your business!:D

unless your wearing sunglasses.;)

you cheeky scamps you.. :p

[johnconnor]

unless your wearing sunglasses.;)

You're wearing sunglasses in your avatar you naughty breast ogling monkey you. And to think you are just down the road, you stay away from my sister!!

[wildhorse]

I think she looks a lot bigger also, she needs to go and get a proper bra fitting! I also think she needs a more effective sports bra, she looks like she's about to knock herself out :D



Would you really get yours reduced? I wouldn't get mine reduced, besides I like to scare shy men with my big boobies as an amusing passtime :D

They do get in the way of exercise, I did a Judo class and the only other adults there were men - I really got a hard time from their wives and girlfriends lol. However, I refuse to be ashamed of my large chesticles!

It sounds like you need a Bereli Shock absorber level 4 sports bra - these are the best sports bras I have found ;)

http://www.lessbounce.com/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_Shock_Absorber_Sports_Bras_4.html

yeah reduce if i could...im 38F-G - and in my 30s so it will be down hill all the way!. I was happier when I was C-D-DD even when I was in my 20s. I look at others wearing strappy vests in this heat wave and i think, nah, I cant LOL

I got the women being bitchy as if big tits makes you automatically a slag and after their idiot boyfriend...silly isnt it really?

sports bras are a god send...and will cheack out the label you mention...cant have enough support can you ;)

[chattanova]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/2/5/31/kennet/f_n6291852292m_e8d7f90.jpg

http://img35.picoodle.com/img/img35/2/5/31/kennet/f_n6291852292m_1a12301.jpg

[apekteina lordosis]

It sounds like you need a Bereli Shock absorber level 4 sports bra

we were made for each other, i always wear castanet shag mark2 turbo gti underpants.

[dreamweaver]

I got the women being bitchy as if big tits makes you automatically a slag and after their idiot boyfriend...silly isnt it really?

I'm only too aware how women get "policed" by other women like this. At least you know it stems from their insecurity, it's not your problem.

[unusual_suspect]

yeah reduce if i could...im 38F-G - and in my 30s so it will be down hill all the way!. I was happier when I was C-D-DD even when I was in my 20s. I look at others wearing strappy vests in this heat wave and i think, nah, I cant LOL

I got the women being bitchy as if big tits makes you automatically a slag and after their idiot boyfriend...silly isnt it really?

sports bras are a god send...and will cheack out the label you mention...cant have enough support can you ;)

I know what you mean about people thinking your a slapper, and also, I suspect that when your boobs get beyond a certain size they have a sort of comedy value.

I have to admit I get a certain amount of amusement from them, but not when I try to run up or down the stairs bra-less :o

Glad to be supportive lol.

[dreamweaver]

I know what you mean about people thinking your a slapper, and also, I suspect that when your boobs get beyond a certain size they have a sort of comedy value.

I have to admit I get a certain amount of amusement from them, but not when I try to run up or down the stairs bra-less :o

Glad to be supportive lol.

Hey unusual_suspect, seeing your sig line has just reminded me that Frank Zappa once supposedly said about tits that they're "just lumps of fat with a nipple on the end".

I guess he wasn't a breast man...

[unusual_suspect]

Hey unusual_suspect, seeing your sig line has just reminded me that Frank Zappa once supposedly said about tits that they're "just lumps of fat with a nipple on the end".

I guess he wasn't a breast man...

Yes, I don't see whats so special about them either, it's not even like they are just something that women have. I've seen loads of men with waz baps too.

[dreamweaver]

Yes, I don't see whats so special about them either, it's not even like they are just something that women have. I've seen loads of men with waz baps too.

Please let's not have a manboobs thread. :eek:

[unusual_suspect]

Please let's not have a manboobs thread. :eek:

Oh, ok then :(

[breezinreezin]

Please let's not have a manboobs thread. :eek:

I showed U_S mine, she wasn't impressed. I have to admit I feel a tad rejected:(

[unusual_suspect]

I showed U_S mine, she wasn't impressed. I have to admit I feel a tad rejected:(

Sorry, were they really yours? I'm back doing stinky work after my operation, it sucks ass, as it is intefering with my DI forum quality time that I have grown accustomed to :D

If any Ickies would like to keep a woman, then I would like to be a lady of leisure, I am vulgar, I still find farts, bums and willies amusing and I set fire to my blow offs sometimes, I can post a film clip or pic of that one ;)

[dreamweaver]

If any Ickies would like to keep a woman, then I would like to be a lady of leisure, I am vulgar, I still find farts, bums and willies amusing and I set fire to my blow offs sometimes, I can post a film clip or pic of that one ;)

A girlie with big boobs who likes lads' humour. Can it get any better? :D

[unusual_suspect]

A girlie with big boobs who likes lads' humour. Can it get any better? :D

Yes, but I could have a moustache for all you know, still it's something to grab on to :p

[dreamweaver]

Yes, but I could have a moustache for all you know, still it's something to grab on to :p

Nah, I get good vibes about you. I'm certain that you're very pretty as well as busty. :cool:

[breezinreezin]

Sorry, were they really yours? I'm back doing stinky work after my operation, it sucks ass, as it is intefering with my DI forum quality time that I have grown accustomed to :D

If any Ickies would like to keep a woman, then I would like to be a lady of leisure, I am vulgar, I still find farts, bums and willies amusing and I set fire to my blow offs sometimes, I can post a film clip or pic of that one ;)

Nah, they weren't really mine. It amused me to post them though. Me, I'm slim, handsome, intelligent and...broke:(

[unusual_suspect]

Nah, they weren't really mine. It amused me to post them though. Me, I'm slim, handsome, intelligent and...broke:(

Money isn't everything, when I was younger and much shallower I got engaged to a bloke who was an IT consultant, he had a 6 figure salary, apart from being loaded he was a complete tit. Thinking back, the only reason I stayed with him so long was that he used to buy me shoes and handbags, and the only reason he was with me was because I had big knockers, fucked up really.

He used to steal my tights and wear them under his trousers to work, then he would call me to tell me he was in the bog at work, wearing tights and cracking one off :eek: he stole one of my lipsticks when he had to go away for the week, it started with tights and by the time we spit up he had a full blown womans wardrobe. Sorry, but there is no way I can feel attacted to a man after I have seen him in a pair of my tights and wearing lipstick, ffs I felt like more of a man than he was. The worst was when he fell asleep and I found him wearing my skirt and tights, I was outraged. He was still wearing a mans top and it didn't even match!

Each to their own, but dudes looking like ladies does nothing for me. To top it all off, he was seriously in to role play fantasy games (the geeky sort) and he was a spitefull, malicious and vindictive person. A Scorpio as well, so need I say more :rolleyes:

I would rather have a dude who is skint like me and is a nice person and someone who doesn't want to me to spit in his face and call him Susan ;)

[breezinreezin]

He used to steal my tights and wear them under his trousers to work, then he would call me to tell me he was in the bog at work, wearing tights and cracking one off :eek: he stole one of my lipsticks when he had to go away for the week, it started with tights and by the time we spit up he had a full blown womans wardrobe. Sorry, but there is no way I can feel attacted to a man after I have seen him in a pair of my tights and wearing lipstick, ffs I felt like more of a man than he was. The worst was when he fell asleep and I found him wearing my skirt and tights, I was outraged. He was still wearing a mans top and it didn't even match!

Each to their own, but dudes looking like ladies does nothing for me. To top it all off, he was seriously in to role play fantasy games (the geeky sort) and he was a spitefull, malicious and vindictive person. A Scorpio as well, so need I say more :rolleyes:

I would rather have a dude who is skint like me and is a nice person and someone who doesn't want to me to spit in his face and call him Susan ;)

Now that was funny. There's a sitcom scriipt there somewhere:D

On another note, erm, what's wrong with lads born in November:confused:

[pinkfreud]

im 38F-G

http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/omfg.jpg



Please let's not have a manboobs thread. :eek:


Oh, ok then :(

why not? i'd especially like to see apekteina's.

i'm sure they're hawt ;)





Money isn't everything, when I was younger and much shallower I got engaged to a bloke who was an IT consultant, he had a 6 figure salary, apart from being loaded he was a complete tit. Thinking back, the only reason I stayed with him so long was that he used to buy me shoes and handbags, and the only reason he was with me was because I had big knockers, fucked up really.

He used to steal my tights and wear them under his trousers to work, then he would call me to tell me he was in the bog at work, wearing tights and cracking one off :eek: he stole one of my lipsticks when he had to go away for the week, it started with tights and by the time we spit up he had a full blown womans wardrobe. Sorry, but there is no way I can feel attacted to a man after I have seen him in a pair of my tights and wearing lipstick, ffs I felt like more of a man than he was. The worst was when he fell asleep and I found him wearing my skirt and tights, I was outraged. He was still wearing a mans top and it didn't even match!

Each to their own, but dudes looking like ladies does nothing for me. To top it all off, he was seriously in to role play fantasy games (the geeky sort) and he was a spitefull, malicious and vindictive person. A Scorpio as well, so need I say more :rolleyes:

I would rather have a dude who is skint like me and is a nice person and someone who doesn't want to me to spit in his face and call him Susan ;)



pmsl.

that's a scorp for you >.<

[unusual_suspect]

Now that was funny. There's a sitcom scriipt there somewhere:D

On another note, erm, what's wrong with lads born in November:confused:

He stole one of my skirts when we split up :(

[apekteina lordosis]

[IMG]
why not? i'd especially like to see apekteina's.

i'm sure they're hawt ;)


set your phaser to "gush", make sure you are sitting down and don't be surprised if you suddenly feel as if a bell is pleasantly ringing in your tummy...

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1529/profile.jpg

[unusual_suspect]

set your phaser to "gush", make sure you are sitting down and don't be surprised if you suddenly feel as if a bell is pleasantly ringing in your tummy...

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1529/profile.jpg

Wow, is that you, you're an absolute scorcher! I like the bra, very sexy, can you take it off and post some more pics :D

[apekteina lordosis]

Wow, is that you, you're an absolute scorcher! I like the bra, very sexy, can you take it off and post some more pics :D

sorry but health and safety have advised me not to post any further pictures, as there is a danger you might slip on your own lady-juice :p

[dreamweaver]

He stole one of my skirts when we split up :(

Well, that almost makes up for all the girlfriends who've nicked clothes of mine. :p

[unusual_suspect]

sorry but health and safety have advised me not to post any further pictures, as there is a danger you might slip on your own lady-juice :p

Come on man, I want to see your nips :p

[alzee]

Come on man, I want to see your nips :p

tit for tat? :o

[apekteina lordosis]

Come on man, I want to see your nips :p

voila!
http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/nips_candy.jpg


tit for tat? :o

:D

[pinkfreud]

Come on man, I want to see your nips :p


apekteina's titties are hard enough to make that hole in the wall (see left)


ooh la la ;) i can imagine what havoc they'd cause if he had DD's.

[unusual_suspect]

apekteina's titties are hard enough to make that hole in the wall (see left)


ooh la la ;) i can imagine what havoc they'd cause if he had DD's.

I know, those nips are so pointy and perky they could have yer eye out ;)

[gilly]

I know, those nips are so pointy and perky they could have yer eye out ;)

Comes in handy for hanging mugs and things off, I expect.

Why can't I open the last picture up? And do I really want to?...Yes! Yes, God forgive me, I really do! :D

[metacomet]

Damn, you guys totally ruined this thread.

More hot tennis players please.

[apekteina lordosis]

apekteina's titties are hard enough to make that hole in the wall (see left)


ooh la la ;) i can imagine what havoc they'd cause if he had DD's.

I know, those nips are so pointy and perky they could have yer eye out ;)

Barbra- League of Gentlemen - YouTube

[apekteina lordosis]

Damn, you guys totally ruined this thread.

More hot tennis players please.

"grand slam"
http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/t/Tennis%20Girl%20450.jpg