View Full Version : Sex on Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle
zetetic0void
30-04-2009, 04:13 PM
"Sex on Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle
A couple were arrested after being caught having sexual intercourse on the Queen's lawn outside Windsor Castle."
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5248440/Sex-on-Queens-lawn-at-Windsor-Castle.html
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"The couple, who were described by police as "respectable people with respectable jobs", were said to be "mortified" by their actions."
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Maybe it's just wierd news but with all the weird news going on .. maybe there's something more to it ... LOL
smoke n mirrors
30-04-2009, 04:18 PM
Guess thats one way of saying f you queeny.
father ted
30-04-2009, 04:19 PM
Must be deliberate. How did they get on the queen's lawn in the first place? This may have sexual programming implications maybe.
ex sheep
30-04-2009, 04:39 PM
Trying to whitewash the lawn :confused:
ronisron
30-04-2009, 05:16 PM
"Respectable people with respectable jobs", no less.... good thing they were respectable. :D I get offended by the idea of people I can't respect having sex on the Queen's lawn.
They were "mortified by their actions"?? Having sex is fine, the location was a little "iffy" though... Were they unaware of where they were and what they were doing at the time? That's the first thing I thought.
real6
30-04-2009, 06:03 PM
Several Japanese tourists filmed the couple for up to twenty minutes
All i know is 'WHO THE HELL HAS THE VIDEOS'
I WANNA SEE :)
size_of_light
30-04-2009, 06:06 PM
Remember years ago when that dude broke into the Queen's bedroom and was sitting on the end of her bed when she woke up?
Apparently the guy said to her "How about a blowjob?", to which the Queen replied "Go to hell, I shouldn't even be doing this!" as she jacked him off :eek:
Sex on Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle
What a Right Royal Ruckus! :eek:
"Ascend the throne..yes..yes. Knight me with your sabre. Put the Jewel in my Crown"
entrangermercenary
30-04-2009, 06:40 PM
Remember years ago when that dude broke into the Queen's bedroom and was sitting on the end of her bed when she woke up?
Apparently the guy said to her "How about a blowjob?", to which the Queen replied "Go to hell, I shouldn't even be doing this!" as she jacked him off :eek:
:D pmsl
size_of_light
30-04-2009, 06:42 PM
:D pmsl
:p It's a lot funnier when Rodney Rude tells it ;)