Swine flu Googlemap

[avaruus]

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=109496610648025582911.0004686892fbefe515012&z=3

[avaruus]

bump bump

please write so this does not sink

[darketernal]

I'll stickie this for now, so that it won't need to be bumped. ;)

[snoop]

well sticked we MAY! need this

[avaruus]

thankie :D

[mrindigo]

Good idea posting this, thank you.

[cafetimes1991]

Yes, thank you. I'll give it five stars and add a few tags also for more recognition.

[fromthatshow]

thanks :)

no confirmed cases in Antarctica hahah
go there

[avaruus]

im grateful for the help..

[uloodara]

...Scary ¬_¬ but i'll definitely check this thread out if things get worse


Btw Avaruus, your avatar is awesome :D:D

peace

[darryl84]

Does no-one else find it very dodge that google are making a map for this?

[kiwimaj]

Does no-one else find it very dodge that google are making a map for this?

..indeed, good point Darryl...:cool:

But as Google is govt/illuminati run, it's not a surprise. Anything to make out how far it is spreading...showing it in such glaringly detailed as map of the earth..it's also putting it into people's subconscious about how far it is spreading and will continue to spread...like it's something that is gonna be around for sometime??

All b*****s anyway.

:mad:

[mrindigo]

Does no-one else find it very dodge that google are making a map for this?

Is it Google or is it a user making it based on the Google map platform? If it is Google, I suppose it could be dodgy. On one hand it could be a tool used to create fear. On the other, it could be Google's way of trying to help make people aware of the scale of this outbreak. What good would their company be if they didn't have users to use their products and search engine? :D

I'd like to think it's a legitimate warning to help people, but in this day and age, one can never really be sure of the motives of companies.

[kerbnix]

Has Ireland been added yet?

[avaruus]

it is a user
if you have updates post them in the maps comments section

[cafetimes1991]

Has Ireland been added yet?

Don't think so, no. It could still reach Ireland and my fellow students would prefer to talk about... ?

[dangermouse]

Don't think so, no. It could still reach Ireland and my fellow students would prefer to talk about... ?

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0427/swineflu.html
Swine flu: Four Irish samples tested


not yet the put hype certainly is here

[the nine]

not yet the put hype certainly is here

you aint seen nothin' yet..just wait untill the merry month of may..when peoples hay fever starts up!!!
I fear I may be lynched on the street, like a monty python skech..:eek:

peace and love to all :)

also,
a slighty alkaline body is the best environment for your immune system to be at its strongest!

[offspring of eve]

a slighty alkaline body is the best environment for your immune system to be at its strongest!

"Nanna Polly" swore by whisky! Will this make me alkaline?

[rhiannon]

Does no-one else find it very dodge that google are making a map for this?


yes me too! the whole media response is dodge...

So swift, prompt and organised. Anyone would think they knew it was coming....

[alzee]

"Nanna Polly" swore by whisky! Will this make me alkaline?

'fraid not bud, hard liquor's on the Acid list.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=538543&postcount=14

It seems to be about balance though. So perhaps if you binge on some alakali stuff you can indulge with the whiskey :D

[microverses]

CBC reporting possible cases in Ontario? Well that's 2 days ahead of my prediction.

Does anyone else find the 'bloom' pattern ....odd? The Ontario cases are in BFE, I would have figured Toronto first for sure.

[the nine]

"Nanna Polly" swore by whisky! Will this make me alkaline?

maybe, with a right good dose of bicarbinate of soda..;)
or it will make you not care :)

[deanbob]

now its hit the centre of england various reports ive heard between 2 & 10 people.

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/homenews/Swine-flu-latest-tested-city/article-944188-detail/article.html

bastards i knew it was coming but not this soon, i havn't even booked my survival course; i won't last a week in the wild...

[the nine]

looking at the google map, it would seems the counties officially accused of terrors are unaffected....hmmm!!
anyone think this could be turned into a fingerpointing blame game?

[adzboarder]

Whats this map for? So we can track the bullshit? (or is it pig shit?)

[mrindigo]

now its hit the centre of england various reports ive heard between 2 & 10 people.

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/homenews/Swine-flu-latest-tested-city/article-944188-detail/article.html

bastards i knew it was coming but not this soon, i havn't even booked my survival course; i won't last a week in the wild...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPx7-u7Szww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvRR5MTBBQI

Here's a few videos which might help you if you do end out in an unplanned wilderness situation. :D

[nayan]

Man, this is getting really serious. The illumanati has put us right in the spot, but don't that way, we are still in there.

__________________________________________________ ___________
"I believe that truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality"

[creamspyder]

....is there a possible connection....?

Just three months ago, a 'mysterious' virus, causing disorientation, swollen feet..... killed almost 500 PELICANS.
If you look at the link it places many of them in Mexico :eek:

http://pelicanlife.org/p_news_recent.html

[itsallundercontrol]

What an obscure and interesting find creamspyder

nice one dont really know what to make of that the fact only fully grown adult pelicans died instead of the usual young ones is wierd isn't it?

[jakeee 2008]

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,621598,00.html

[gripit]

....is there a possible connection....?

Just three months ago, a 'mysterious' virus, causing disorientation, swollen feet..... killed almost 500 PELICANS.
If you look at the link it places many of them in Mexico :eek:

http://pelicanlife.org/p_news_recent.html

:eek: Pelican Flu alert!! :eek:

They are susceptible to Avian flu viruses.

[the nine]

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,621598,00.html

fuck..these coincidences are coming in thick and fast...
its enough to think there are sinister forces at work!!

[dude111]

Thank you for making this a sticky,this is quite important!

[lakkimakki]

fuk its in Europe now !! fukking USA and their Laboratories i:mad::)

[pipsicle]

So if you're infected, you're "tried" by.... Google??? And everyone in the world can see....

This reminds me of a scene from Fahrenheit 451.

[mindrevolution]

What is going on. my friends uni have emailed her specificlly warning about swine flu. they hardly ever contact her, let alone about this kind of thing.

[antiem]

Come on, guys, there are far more people dying of a "simple" flu and pneumonia, don't let that panic get you, please.
Does anyone knows how long it takes to clarify if it's the swine flu or not? That would be interesting, as it seems that they just leave the marks with the suspected cases although they already might be up and well or at least knowing it's not the swine flu....

All my love, Antiem

[decided]

Does no-one else find it very dodge that google are making a map for this?

Sure do.

here is a video from Dr. Horowitz



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeKB7aKzOs

[mightiswrong]

Thanks for the video decided. Am watching his water videos now. Very interesting.

[kerbnix]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/genomes/FLU/SwineFlu.html

Here's an up to date tracker of those infected.

[avaruus]

so now they scare us into trust the leaders blindly. scare us into turn our hope to them. for a cure or vaccine or tamiflu the almighty ones.

this flu is not more deadly than any other flu.

[decided]

so now they scare us into trust the leaders blindly. scare us into turn our hope to them. for a cure or vaccine or tamiflu the almighty ones.

this flu is not more deadly than any other flu.

Sure, we get security then they get the dough. Seem fair to them.

Those of us who know how to take care of ourselves are not affected by their lies.

I posted this video on another thread but it's worth posting again -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeKB7aKzOs

[coco]

Seems to be quite the concentration in the US and Western Europe per the map.

Hmmmm.....

[arhea]

It's a family affair in Queens, with five members stricken with swine flu:

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/04/28/2009-04-28_queens_family_of_five_has_swine_flu.html

The only kid who got preventative medicine, the 10 year old, had it the worst!

[lakkimakki]

it lookz like it stopped !! :D

[dankai]

Here's another site in case anyone likes the scrolling update of each country...

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index.php?lang=eng

[nayan]

I'm not suprised really, google/illumanati

[samtak]

Someone must have mentioned this already, but:

Last week I saw a graphic displaying affeted countries. At the time, the only countries affected were Mexico, the US, Canada, Great Britain, Israel and New Zealand. Look at a map and see the relation of those countries to each other. Sure, travellers, whatever. But if you wanted something to go as far as possible, as quickly as possible, why not use the busiest airport, the hub of the middle east, and the gateway to the south pacific as seeding points?

[metaphor]

I noticed that the google flu map has been moved recently:


http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...5.488281&z=5);


Apparently these guys are doing the job now:

http://flutracker.rhizalabs.com/


Their client/ employer seems to be of dubious nature:
http://www.recombinomics.com/whats_new.html

A company with direct interests in vaccines etc. Check them out, seems like one of the bad guys.

[skyfish]

Hmmm hasn't really changed much in the last few days has it?

[killmicrosoft]

sorry just couldnt resist

"The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."

"Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though."

"Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly."

"So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humour?"

I called the Swine Flu hotline today but I couldn't get through... all I got was crackling!

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How do you know if you have Swine Flu? You keep getting these rashers!

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I have Swine Flu! Don't worry, just rub in this oinkment.

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Oinkment won't work for Mexican Swine Flu. You need Juantibiotics!

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Doctor, Doctor. I've just eaten a bacon sandwich, am I going to die? Depends if the bacon was cured or not.

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Doctor, Doctor. My daughter woke up this morning in pigtails. Should I be worried?

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A woman runs out of petrol and phones her husband "I've run out of petrol but I daren't go to fill up because of this Swine Flu". The husband says "you daft hayputh, it's in Mexico, not Texaco!"

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Sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

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I won a holiday to Mexico, but I can't go and I'm pig sick about it.

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Feeling bored on the bus/train/underground? Take out your mobile phone and pretend to have a conversation with an imaginary caller all about your recent holiday in Mexico. Hang up. Then sneeze...

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News Flash .... this just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the a-pork-alypse!

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This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
this little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
and this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the whole world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn't have to do too much work if they just did "Find 'bird', replace with 'swine'" on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.

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THE World Health Organisation has confirmed that a Swine Flu pandemic is now imminent, raising fears that millions of people obviously have no idea what a pandemic is.

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Swine Flu is caused by exposure to Gammon Rays.

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How did the 2 timing Mexican get into heaven? The swine flew!

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I'm worried I might have caught Swine Flu. I haven't been to Mexico but I've been with some pigs in my time!

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The reason Mexicans took so long to notice people with symptoms including "sweating, excessive body odour and laziness" was because they are so used to Yanks visiting their country.

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Apparently over 6 billion emails have been sent out in the last week about Swine Flu. Duh! Didn't you know spam comes from pigs.

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A lion, a bear and a pig are in the pub, showing off.
The lion claims, "I'm the mightiest creature on the planet, I roar and the plains shake."
The bear claims, "I'm the mightiest creature on the planet, I roar and the forests shake."
The pig replied, "Nah, I'm the mightiest creature on the planet, I cough and the whole world wets itself..."

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Watch out for the following:

• Look out for any unusual blemishes or rashers.
• Unusual behaviour: doing things you would normally find a complete boar.
• Bad temper: things start to very easily rind you up.
• Overheating: Feeling that you are absolutely bacon hot.
• Chills; Feeling like you need to hog the duvet or curl up in front of a crackling fire.
• Wanting a fight: Shouting out things like “Gammon have a go if you think you’re hard enough…”

If any of these symptoms show, then immediately call a hambulance, and go to the hogspital for trewatment. Smokers please note it is a non smoking facility, so you won’t be able to have a snout.

Of course all of this could be a false alarm, in which case you will return home shamefaced with your curly tail between your legs, but if the symptoms return, try going to your local pharmacy for some oinkment.

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So it appears Swine Flu has replaced the fears about bird flu. I guess bird flu just never took off...

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FIFA has banned Mexican Waves to prevent the spread of infection.

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After watching Arsenal's performance last night surely Mexican striker Carlos Vela should have played. I mean, who's gonna mark him?

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With Swine Flu spreading fast, I bet Kermit the Frog is panicking.

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This Swine Flu is bad, i must have had it for about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

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Apparently, the BBC reports that the symptoms of Swine Flu are intense sweating, incoherent speech, pungent body odour and fatigue. I always knew there was something odd about Gordon Brown...

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Anyone else awaiting the first Policeman to be diagnosed with Swine Flu?

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You've got to hand it to the Mexicans. Even Osama Bin Laden didn't scare this many Americans.

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Mad Cow Disease: Named after my wife. Swine Flu: Named after her mother.

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Swine Flu is like Susan Boyle. It hasn't really done much, but anyone with an internet connection has heard of it.

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Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.

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Funny how 90 people get the Swine Flu and everyone wears face masks, but millions get Aids and no-one wears condoms.

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Half price on return flights to Mexico, Its not like you're coming back is it?

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The pigs are giving people the 'flu. As if arresting you on jumped up charges isn't bad enough...

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I just heard on the news that, "Swine flu could potentially be a threat to every single person in England". Well it’s a good thing I’m married then isn’t it.

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Apparently the first symptom of Swine Flu is that you get the trotts.

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All of this makes me feel like America will view the term "Pigging Out" very differently from now on.

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El Paso Fah.....Fahhhhh.........Faaaajita!

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Swine flu has been reported in Israel. Oh the irony!

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If only pigs didn't know how to build brick houses, the common wolf would have eradicated any chance of Swine flu years ago.

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I never thought I'd be personally affected by the two dreaded words "pig" and "flu". Now my entire home has been decimated by it ... Police helicopter just crashed into the roof!

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Swine flu. Mexico's revenge for the Alamo!

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Looks like I'm going to have to cancel my salsa lessons.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Swine Flu
And now so do you

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As paranoia hits Britain about contracting Swine Flu the Government issues the warning of the importance of hand washing, cleaning and general hygiene. Shocking that the first two cases in the UK are in Scotland!

[cafetimes1991]

Read 'em all. Thanks, killmicrosoft.

[coco]

Lol to killmicrosoft!

The news is starting to scrape the barrel in my opinion. Now they are saying:

Swine flu is on the decline.

Swine flu is still spreading.

But it is on the decline.

Beware! It can mutate! (What virus doesn't have the capacity to mutate?)

It may come back in full and worse force this winter.


Pardon my Americanism: Gimme a break! :rolleyes:

[white horse]

Word! Good post KM! ;)

[tokz1k]

Once it hits London.... Shit it already did weeks ago when they confirmed the first case in the UK. Which, mind you, was a lot further north and was apparent to only be one or two people that were COMPLETELY quar.

http://www.idemc.org/read/index.php?pageid=event_details&sid=92

Thats right.... 30th of April they found 4 cases in London. All children.

[coco]

There have been a few more school closings in New York City.

[tokz1k]

1 dead in Canada.
1 dead in Costa Rica.
78 dead in Mexico.
10 dead in USA.

http://www.idemc.org/read/index.php?pageid=event_index