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22-04-2009, 12:02 PM
Downing Street officials have released a statement confirming that Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been found dead on the inside.
According to reports, Brown's charisma passed away in the early hours of Friday morning following a 25-year battle with front-line politics.
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His interpersonal skills were pronounced dead despite the best efforts of spin doctors and PR officers, who tried desperately to resuscitate the Prime Minister's moribund personality.
Brown himself has yet to comment on the tragic loss, with news networks respectfully refusing to interview him. Said one official, "at this time Gordon wishes to be with his family, who of course have our deepest sympathies. No one will suffer through this more than Sarah and the two little boys”.
A funeral service for Brown's personality is to be held during the Prime Minister's next parliamentary speech, with the burial expected to take place during another painfully dull address on mortgage lending.
According to reports, Brown's charisma passed away in the early hours of Friday morning following a 25-year battle with front-line politics.
http://www.dailyfortnight.com/images/stories/users/propergandhi/brownsleeping.jpg
His interpersonal skills were pronounced dead despite the best efforts of spin doctors and PR officers, who tried desperately to resuscitate the Prime Minister's moribund personality.
Brown himself has yet to comment on the tragic loss, with news networks respectfully refusing to interview him. Said one official, "at this time Gordon wishes to be with his family, who of course have our deepest sympathies. No one will suffer through this more than Sarah and the two little boys”.
A funeral service for Brown's personality is to be held during the Prime Minister's next parliamentary speech, with the burial expected to take place during another painfully dull address on mortgage lending.