I'm going to start living like my cat

[steppewar]

I reckon my cat's happier than me so I'm going to start living like she does, (I've got no commitments and I'm on the dole).

1) I will increase my sleep from 10 to 18 hours a day

2) I will spend 4 hours a day sitting on my bed staring out of my window watching insane people walking around

3) I will spend the rest of my time daydreaming about birds, ... oh, hang on, I do that already.

[jojo]

you will also be able to lick your own arse hole ;)

[infin8_possibility]

you will also be able to lick your own arse hole ;)

Which is always a useful talent... :rolleyes::p

[jojo]

Which is always a useful talent... :rolleyes::p

agreed. He can also shit and piss in a box up the corner of his room too! bonus!

[cafetimes1991]

I read that more than eight hours sleep per day is bad for you, but suspect it's just an Illuminutty trick to get us to stay up and be their slaaaaaves. Good luck with the cat thing.

[clozaril]

watch out for the fleas :eek:

[infin8_possibility]

agreed. He can also shit and piss in a box up the corner of his room too! bonus!

Then he'd be livin the dream... ;)

[limelady]

Will you eat cat food as well? :eek:

[cheeney1]

http://www.whiskas.com.au/NR/rdonlyres/8D798A36-F449-4806-B992-545B252D0A0E/1497/WhiskasRange1.jpg

Have You Been Nuetered :D:D

[avaruus]

you must get an old nice lady who feeds you and stroke your belly.

[i_am]

agreed. He can also shit and piss in a box up the corner of his room too! bonus!


Beats pissin' in a jar I guess :rolleyes:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4390/foxtray.jpg (http://img410.imageshack.us/my.php?image=foxtray.jpg)

[godspeed]

cats are great but i would'nt want to be mine,although he does seem happy and content he sleeps all day and out all night....every night of the year....no fear lives here........:D

[ustane]

You'll need to get yourself some worming tablets

[lizzy]

watch out for the fur balls ;)

[hagbard_celine]

Will you eat cat food as well? :eek:


And cook it in your filthy oven?:D