leviathanstaar
11-04-2009, 10:04 AM
CNN Newswire Breaking News
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Residents of Wingford NH were stunned this evening as FBI and NSA personell raided the ranch Of Donald S. Duck after a lenthly investigation into ties with the terrorist network known as Al-Qaeda
Rumor has it the computer database of known CIA front companies and extremist groups had been physically visiting Donald all the way from it's studio's in southwest Florida. The actor playing Aimen Al-Zawahiri could not be reached for comment.
Authorities say with the recovery of the hardware in NH most Al-Qaeda websites located within the US should be back online registering IP adress's within the hour. Access to ridiculoulsly fake Osama Bin Laden audio threats should be available again within days.
It's getting to where if I woke up tomorrow and that was the days headline it'd better than what is there
:/ and lol
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Residents of Wingford NH were stunned this evening as FBI and NSA personell raided the ranch Of Donald S. Duck after a lenthly investigation into ties with the terrorist network known as Al-Qaeda
Rumor has it the computer database of known CIA front companies and extremist groups had been physically visiting Donald all the way from it's studio's in southwest Florida. The actor playing Aimen Al-Zawahiri could not be reached for comment.
Authorities say with the recovery of the hardware in NH most Al-Qaeda websites located within the US should be back online registering IP adress's within the hour. Access to ridiculoulsly fake Osama Bin Laden audio threats should be available again within days.
It's getting to where if I woke up tomorrow and that was the days headline it'd better than what is there
:/ and lol