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oink
05-04-2009, 08:55 PM
http://www.raceforlife.org/


Race for Life 2009 is a race to raise awareness for Cancer.

I want to get involved with this event, but I have been barred for some reason.

Apparently my gender is not wanted on the run for some bizzare divisive reason.

So, how do I get into the race? I was thinking about pretending that I am one of my Aunts on the form, and then appearing with a pair of fake breasts and a dress, in the style of dragged up Bernard Breslaw or Peter Butterworth.

Anyone got any ideas to get around this ridiculous segregationalist gimmick?

oink
05-04-2009, 09:16 PM
Everyone who turns up must wear pink.

Pink being the stamp for all the ladies.

beldazar
05-04-2009, 10:35 PM
Dont do it. So much of the money raised goes to 'them' same goes for all the major charities, unfortunately....

jojo
05-04-2009, 10:38 PM
unfortunatly most of the money does not go to help reseach a cure for cancer :( i wish it did.

anyway, not only is it bullshit, its sexest too! why should they stop blokes from running?

spiraltrance
06-04-2009, 01:28 AM
Cancer is a sickness of modern living and excessive consumption. They are the microcosmic equivalent of the macrocosmic 'growths' we call citys. As above so below.

Most cancers can be prevented be eating a healthy vegetarian diet, exercising, meditating and returning to nature.

EDIT and in the case of breast cancer, women can avoid it by returning to there natural feminine state instead of pursuing this fake 'modern women' nonesense.

void
06-04-2009, 01:33 AM
Most cancers can be prevented be eating a healthy vegetarian diet, exercising, meditating and returning to nature.
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I would like to think so, because I'm already doing all the above. :D

Mind you, Ramana Maharshi (a strict vegetarian) died riddled with aggressive cancer. :o

spiraltrance
06-04-2009, 01:43 AM
I would like to think so, because I'm already doing all the above. :D

Mind you, Ramana Maharshi (a strict vegetarian) died riddled with aggressive cancer. :o

He still lived to 70 which is pretty good for someone who was born in the late 1800s