Mens Health: Erection Problems

[runlikehell]

Maybe i shouldent be complaining, and i know some guy's cant get it up but i can't keep it down!

I have an Erection for most of the day everyday!

It just happens randomly, Bloody thing's on a hair trigger!

Ive tryed Embracing my Masculinity! a few times a day, and a willing female participent ;) but shortly after im up again!

Women think it's great at first, but the novelty soon wares off
(not on me unfortunatley)

Dose anyone know of any Anti Erection stuff?

[adimon]

Alcohol

or

Vasoconstrictors

[gripit]

Lotsa booze...or this video? :D

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=297&pictureid=3028

[humito]

Maybe i shouldent be complaining, and i know some guy's cant get it up but i can't keep it down!

I have an Erection for most of the day everyday!

It just happens randomly, Bloody thing's on a hair trigger!

Ive tryed Embracing my Masculinity! a few times a day, and a willing female participent ;) but shortly after im up again!

Women think it's great at first, but the novelty soon wares off
(not on me unfortunatley)

Dose anyone know of any Anti Erection stuff?

dont take this the wrong way mate and i dont want to disturb you but its not normal..............a similar thing happened to me a few years ago.............it turned out it was the start of a condition ( a bit like MS) that was attacking my spinal cord.....after a few months of these erections i got a tingling round me bum hole then my feet went numb............now i got chronic pain....................i diddnt go and get it checked out soon enough for any treatment...............of cause there may be an entirely different explanation for your problem............but be brave and go to the docs.just in case :)

[14april2000]

Maybe i shouldent be complaining, and i know some guy's cant get it up but i can't keep it down!

I have an Erection for most of the day everyday!

It just happens randomly, Bloody thing's on a hair trigger!

Ive tryed Embracing my Masculinity! a few times a day, and a willing female participent ;) but shortly after im up again!

Women think it's great at first, but the novelty soon wares off
(not on me unfortunatley)

Dose anyone know of any Anti Erection stuff?

Do you really want natural help with your problem if yes?

I wil help you.

Are you on any kind of toxic artificial medicines prescription or not?

[runlikehell]

Lotsa booze...or this video? :D

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=297&pictureid=3028

:eek: Roflmao! Cheer's Gripit, that's very kind of you offering to Burn me a copy from your own personal collection :D

Do you really want natural help with your problem if yes?

I wil help...

Are you on any kind of toxic artificial medicines prescription or not?

Hello 14april no im not on any meds or anything.


dont take this the wrong way mate and i dont want to disturb you but its not normal..............a similar thing happened to me a few years ago.............it turned out it was the start of a condition ( a bit like MS) that was attacking my spinal cord.....after a few months of these erections i got a tingling round me bum hole then my feet went numb............now i got chronic pain....................i diddnt go and get it checked out soon enough for any treatment...............of cause there may be an entirely different explanation for your problem............but be brave and go to the docs.just in case :)

Hello Humito, no offence taken! that's sound advice there (taken to) you got it right there about it possably being spinal.

I hurt my back about 4 or 5 years ago and at first thought it was a slipped disc, trapped nerve, or a siatic nerve damage.

I went for an x-ray and it turned out i have a slight narrowing of the L4/5 Disc space in my spine, and oh F***! that was sore at the time (would have hated to have a survere case). It gives me a bit of grief every so often but do don't get pain in my groin, legs, or anything just my lower back and a twitch in my back, sholder, and arm.

I had stopped smoking for a while (but started up again) and though it was somthing to do with that, but couldent be sure.

To be honest i dident think for a minute, it could be connected with my spine, all these years later, but ithe damage is in the lower part of the spine and it's looking like the two probs might well be connected.

I'l have to make an aopointment with the doc next week, get him to send me for a x-ray check up, to see how the back is doing now, and if theres any noticable changes, then take it from there. Hopefuly it will sort it's sellf out before that, but either way i'll go through with getting an x-ray can't take a gamble with the ole back.

But if all else fails............................................. .... Psssst GRIPIT ;);)

:)

[simplify]

I just read the headlines of an article about a man with a 7 day erection. Apparently he was hospitalized for it. I just searched in yahoo but could not find the link....I think I saw it this am (Sat.)

[gripit]

:eek: Roflmao! Cheer's Gripit, that's very kind of you offering to Burn me a copy from your own personal collection :D
I had stopped smoking for a while (but started up again) and though it was somthing to do with that, but couldent be sure.


Bea Arthur is hot, no?! :rolleyes:

Actually, smoking triggers the 'exercise effect', also known as the 'Viagra effect'.

[humito]

cool mate ......i would ask for an MRI scan and not an x ray..........the weird thing is my probs started with a prolapse disc at L 4/5 ! thats what the x ray showed , i was due for an op to reove the disc and have spinal fusion because they thought the pain in my feet was caused by that..........the pain got worse and moved to my legs..........only then did they do anMRI .that then showed inflamation in the spinal tissue.an x ray wont do that..................its a 6 month wait ! but go for the mri and a neurologist not an orthopedic consultant. :)peace n good luck

[drhemp]

Dose anyone know of any Anti Erection stuff?

There you go ...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00371/SNF1233AW_371172a.jpg

[kblood]

You can sometimes use concentration to keep it up longer, and its therefore also possible to use it to keep it down. Sometimes the opposite might help. Changing focus on something completely different.

I bet it would help stroking it less. Treat it like a pet and only groom it one time a day at most :D If you groom it when its being bad, then you are encouraging more of the same. Although of course you can wear it out for a while, it often ends up comming right back up when its well rested again, and that might take 10-30 minutes this time of year :rolleyes:

So treat it like a woman would. No sexual stuff for a day or two at all just to make it learn its place. There is the other option though to just go along with it and enjoy it as much as possible. Maybe try loosing your modesty about it and dont worry about it. Im not a girl so I dont really know how much people might notice a stiffy. I dont remember noticing it on others anyway.

Focus on study, work or whatever you do when it happens,the it ought to wear off within 5-15 min maybe. Not easy getting rid of it faster than that, but maybe with practice it gets easier :)

Remember that one day you might miss these days when you had this kind of problem ;)

[runlikehell]

I just read the headlines of an article about a man with a 7 day erection. Apparently he was hospitalized for it. I just searched in yahoo but could not find the link....I think I saw it this am (Sat.)

Could you be meaning this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090403/hl_afp/healthperuoffbeat


Blood ell im scared in case i die because of it!
How would they get the coffin lid down?

The old cut and tuck!



Bea Arthur is hot, no?! :rolleyes:


Might have a point there Gripit?



There you go ...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00371/SNF1233AW_371172a.jpg


LMAO Bloody ell DR Hemp! tryed that already even tryed her blonde too,

http://www.haroldsaxon.co.uk/images/portraits/portraits-wid.jpg

Still nothing!



Although of course you can wear it out for a while, it often ends up comming right back up when its well rested again, and that might take 10-30 minutes this time of year

That's Right Kblood, 10 mins!


So treat it like a woman would. No sexual stuff for a day or two at all just to make it learn its place.

Tryed that too dident work either.

There is the other option though to just go along with it and enjoy it as much as possible. Maybe try loosing your modesty about it and dont worry about it.

You've got a point there, i was trying that, if all else fails that seems the way forward!


Im not a girl so I dont really know how much people might notice a stiffy. I dont remember noticing it on others anyway.

Oh F***! how do i ask a women if they notice if and when guys have erections? :o Okay ladys, Do you's often notice these thing's?

Focus on study, work or whatever you do when it happens,the it ought to wear off within 5-15 min maybe. Not easy getting rid of it faster than that, but maybe with practice it gets easier

I tryed 22 hours intense meditation on the following picutres!



http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Cherie-Blair.jpg

even this!

http://www.backingblair.co.uk/images/cherie_blair.jpg


and tryed to block it with the thought of the pictures above, but it was getting dangerous, to much exposure was starting to have profound psychological implications and i had to stop!


Remember that one day you might miss these days when you had this kind of problem ;)

That's right, i hope not though!




Bad karma for my couple of posts in the humor thread?

One other thing i was in a shop and they had a Ouija board the exact same as this one

http://www.thedarkstar.co.uk/Images/Pagan/RoundOuijaBoard.jpg

I thought that's smart looking, put my hand on the thing, moved and though is there anybody there! it was too late the thought was out before i could stop it! I turned to my friend, who was not amused.

"You shouldent even, have touched that!" He said

Bloody ell, Penal Possession! Im going to need an Exorcism!



cool mate ......i would ask for an MRI scan and not an x ray..........the weird thing is my probs started with a prolapse disc at L 4/5 ! thats what the x ray showed , i was due for an op to reove the disc and have spinal fusion because they thought the pain in my feet was caused by that..........the pain got worse and moved to my legs..........only then did they do an MRI .that then showed inflamation in the spinal tissue.an x ray wont do that..................its a 6 month wait ! but go for the mri and a neurologist not an orthopedic consultant. peace n good luck


The pain going down your legs, did you get pain in your testes? Because that could be sign of Siatic Nerve Damage too!

Once again your bang on Humito, the doc said the x-ray will only show bone, and not tissue damage!

I did ask for the MRI at the time, but the doc wouldent, so i basicly why?
is it a money thing, and to my surprise he said yes, it's too expensive! WTF!.

They said do physio, and see how you go, and as a last result surgery could be an option!

And he did advise i could end up paralised! I said well F*** that! Surgery is not an option!

I'l ask for the MRI scan and see what happens there!


Now i know where i get my dermtanation from :rolleyes:

[element]

Is there anyone around you who feeds you with viagra, and you don't notice?
Ofcourse you don't, but check it out tho'..

Bad pictures won't help anything, if you're on the loose then that will not help...

What may help is what someone else suggested here...think about it, but don't finish, that way you get tired of it soon, it's a bit of self torture.:D

I really believe this is all a mind thing, and you can change it, but slowly..bit by bit.

[drhemp]

I was gonna suggest this pic as a last resort ...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dHpaiD5Py6A8/340x.jpg

but to be honest if those pics you found of the heinous Cherie Blair didn't work then you really have got a problem! Maybe you should consider seeking employment in Amsterdam as the star of one of the live sex shows in the red light district?

[runlikehell]

I was gonna suggest this pic as a last resort ...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dHpaiD5Py6A8/340x.jpg

but to be honest if that pic you found of the heinous Cherie Blair didn't work then you really have got a problem! Maybe you should consider seeking employment in Amsterdam as the star in one of the live sex shows in the red light district?

That's a great idea! Dr Hemp! :D:D

[runlikehell]

Is there anyone around you who feeds you with viagra, and you don't notice?
Ofcourse you don't, but check it out tho'..

Bad pictures won't help anything, if you're on the loose then that will not help...

What may help is what someone else suggested here...think about it, but don't finish, that way you get tired of it soon, it's a bit of self torture.:D

I really believe this is all a mind thing, and you can change it, but slowly..bit by bit.

Yes your right about the picutres :D I thought that someone had done the old Viagra, but if someone had done im sure it would have been mentioned by now?

I could see a movie in the making here :o:o

[hagbard_celine]

Alcohol

or

Vasoconstrictors

Watching The Weakest Link!:D

[hagbard_celine]

I seem to go through periods of very intense sexuality and other times when I'm less so. I find that stress puts me off a lot. I lose interest in sex if something else is bugging me.

[size_of_light]

Dose anyone know of any Anti Erection stuff?

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...Margaret...

I find fried eggs for breakfast usually puts me on hair-trigger alert for the rest of the morning.

To quote Wilfred Brimley in Cocoon: "I've got a boner a cat couldn't scratch!"

[hagbard_celine]

Dose anyone know of any Anti Erection stuff?


I can't help you there I'm afraid.

No hard feelings I hope!:D:D:D

[rixxmixxhell]

i know how to stop an untimely erection, dip it in ice. :confused: :D

Deary me hagbard :rolleyes: you beat me to it :D

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...Margaret...

I find fried eggs for breakfast usually puts me on hair-trigger alert for the rest of the morning.

To quote Wilfred Brimley in Cocoon: "I've got a boner a cat couldn't scratch!"

aaaahahahah :eek:

[whiteshadow]

Ok - this should only be used as a last resort as it is seriously potent material.
Move over Widdicombe, Currie, Blair and Thatcher - I give you....










Beckett!!!!


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2006/05/05/01AmargarestBeckettSeanDempseyPACropped.jpg

Carry this picture around in your wallet - job done. :)

[hagbard_celine]

Maybe i shouldent be complaining, and i know some guy's cant get it up but i can't keep it down!

I have an Erection for most of the day everyday!

It just happens randomly, Bloody thing's on a hair trigger!

Ive tryed Embracing my Masculinity! a few times a day, and a willing female participent ;) but shortly after im up again!

Women think it's great at first, but the novelty soon wares off
(not on me unfortunatley)

Dose anyone know of any Anti Erection stuff?

Do you actually feel horny when it happens? I mean there's two sorts of erection, the one that is the result of lustful thoughts and the one that just happens spontaneously, no matter what you're thinking.

[supertzar]

Just enjoy it. Jeez! One day you'll be like "Damn I remember when my shit was ready to go all the motherfuckin' time. That was fuckin' SWEET!"

[rixxmixxhell]

A Story to tell his wife when hes 90 eh? :)

[drhemp]

Ok - this should only be used as a last resort as it is seriously potent material.
Move over Widdicombe, Currie, Blair and Thatcher - I give you....










Beckett!!!!


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2006/05/05/01AmargarestBeckettSeanDempseyPACropped.jpg

Carry this picture around in your wallet - job done. :)

Whiteshadow, you should have put a warning first; I'm just about it eat my dinner :D

[hagbard_celine]

Just enjoy it. Jeez! One day you'll be like "Damn I remember when my shit was ready to go all the motherfuckin' time. That was fuckin' SWEET!"

It's not inevitable you know, if you take care of yourself. My friend Barry is 63 and he has a 39 year old wife who always has a big smile on her face! Whenever I call him he never answers and returns my call half an hour later with his imortal catchphrase: "Sorry, mate. I was on the job!":D:cool:

[supertzar]

It's not inevitable you know, if you take care of yourself. My friend Barry is 63 and he has a 39 year old wife who always has a big smile on her face! Whenever I call him he never answers and returns my call half an hour later with his imortal catchphrase: "Sorry, mate. I was on the job!":D:cool:

But does he walk around with a constant hardon like a seventeen year old? Probably not.

[hagbard_celine]

But does he walk around with a constant hardon like a seventeen year old? Probably not.


If he does then he's found a way to keep it well hidden!:eek::D

[runlikehell]

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...Margaret...

:eek:

I find fried eggs for breakfast usually puts me on hair-trigger alert for the rest of the morning.

I'l stop eating eggs!

To quote Wilfred Brimley in Cocoon: "I've got a boner a cat couldn't scratch!"

That's a classic! :D

i know how to stop an untimely erection, dip it in ice.

Tyed that Rixxmixxhell, but when the ice started melting :o


Ok - this should only be used as a last resort as it is seriously potent material.
Move over Widdicombe, Currie, Blair and Thatcher - I give you....



Beckett!!!!


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2006/05/05/01AmargarestBeckettSeanDempseyPACropped.jpg

Carry this picture around in your wallet - job done.

Oh No! THat's awful! Man im going to need counciling too


Do you actually feel horny when it happens? I mean there's two sorts of erection, the one that is the result of lustful thoughts and the one that just happens spontaneously, no matter what you're thinking.


Hagbard it just happens spontaneously, no matter what im thinking!


Just enjoy it. Jeez! One day you'll be like "Damn I remember when my shit was ready to go all the motherfuckin' time. That was fuckin' SWEET!"
A Story to tell his wife when hes 90 eh? :)

It's getting dangerous now! The way im going im not going to see anywhere near 90


It's not inevitable you know, if you take care of yourself. My friend Barry is 63 and he has a 39 year old wife who always has a big smile on her face! Whenever I call him he never answers and returns my call half an hour later with his imortal catchphrase: "Sorry, mate. I was on the job!":D:cool:

That's a Great! "On the Job" (At this rate ide never be off the job)



If he does then he's found a way to keep it well hidden!:eek:

That's right Hagbard! leave the house when it get's dark!

(Im terrified incase i get stopped and searched by the police :confused: :eek:)

[kingmonkey]

Crash a plane into it, that'll bring it down.

[kblood]

Hehe, it is quite funny this thread even though I know it can be a real problem :o

I think you misunderstood me when trying to focus on something else. I meant something that has nothing remotely to do with sex or anti-climax of anykind. Something to take the mind in a completely different direction, or else it will still go to the place you are trying to get away from.

Maybe experiment with it. When doing meditation, then maybe focus on flowers, pyramids, aliens (the ones that arent anal probing :) ), or something like that. Maybe try a computer game and see if the game can take your focus on something else.

It needs to be something that would turn your emotional focus away and not just your mental focus. Take a FPS shooter, it ought to get the adrenaline running a bit, and that should make it go away. Unless you got the hots for action and weapons shooting off. I had a teacher who liked to say how big weapons gave him a hard on :D

Try to remember the times when it suddenly shrinks like a ballon loosing its knot. Maybe you can make the body copy that reaction. In theory it should be something we could control freely if we learned to control our feelings. Easier said than done of course.

[hagbard_celine]

Hagbard it just happens spontaneously, no matter what im thinking!



Then it could be caused by a hormone imbalance. Most men sometimes get "morning glory" when they wake up, and like I said, sometimes on other occasions; this is caused by the hormone level changing as your body transits from sleep to being awake, but it is temporary. You might be stuck with those particular hormone levels.

That's right Hagbard! leave the house when it get's dark!

(Im terrified incase i get stopped and searched by the police

It can be a bit embrrassing, even when it just happens for a few minutes! And it doesdn't matter what you think about, it stays. With most of us it ususally only lasts a short time then subsides. It must be awakward too sometimes. I mean, it must get in the way!

[kitchenmatt]

Crash a plane into it, that'll bring it down.

rofl:D