2009 Scammy Awards

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Here are the results of the 2009 Scammy Awards:

• DUMB SPEAK AWARD given for the most unintelligent thing uttered by
a Self-Help Guru goes to Joe Vitale & runnner-up Eckhart Tolle;

• HYPOCRITE AWARD - given to the Self-Help guru with the biggest gap between their professed values and how they actually behave goes to
David Schirmer & runner-up Bob Proctor;

• DADDY BIG BUCKS AWARD given to the Self-Help Guru whose lifestyle shows that they are only in it for the money goes to Joe Vitale;

• HOODWINKED AWARD given to the Self-Help Guru who did the best job of tricking a celebrity into being their sponsor goes to Rhonda Bryne,
runner-up Eckhart Tolle & L. Ron Hubbard (posthumously);

• BI-POLAR AWARD given to the Self-Help Guru whose promises got the opposite results goes to Heidi Diaz, promoter of the Kimkins diet
(while outside of the usual scope of the Scammy Awards, she received a
large "write-in" vote);

• BEST PERFORMANCE IN A MIS-LEADING ROLE AWARD given to the Self Help Guru who did the best job of deceiving the public goes to Rhonda
Bryne;

• BERNIE MADOFF LIFETIME MIS-ACHIEVEMENT AWARD given to the best, all around Self-Help Guru who did the most to diminish the human race
goes to Joe Vitale & Tony Robbins.

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