If an insect falls in your coffee, what would....

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If an insect falls in your cup of coffee, what would you do?

Here is one analysis:




1. The Englishman:
Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe.



2. The American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.



3. The Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.



4. The Besieged Palestinian:
Drinks the coffee and the insect





5. The Israeli:
Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
Screams that his security is in peril.
Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
Alleges that Hizbollah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks
with weapons of mass insects.
Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, attacks on Human
Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus, and
Discrimination against Noah's Ark.
Commands Hamas to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or
landing in coffee cups.
Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in
his way.
Demands more military aid from America.
Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar loan from America to buy another cup
of coffee.



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