View Full Version : The Bad News, The Good News. The Really Good News
space lizard
10-07-2007, 04:04 AM
A guy is in hospital, the doctors says good news and bad news which would you like first, the guy says give me the good nes first. And the doctor says, "well, were going to name a disease after you"
I'm working in a place with a printer / photocopier. I'm thinking of composing a double sided flyer which I can print and hand out on the street.
I know when people are confronted with this stuff they turn away as its all to horrible. So i've decided to structure is as a ying yang good news side A : bad news Side B and finish with an instruction to re read side A. This will be entertaining and build a case for the mass conciousness explosion.
Any suggestions for inclusion, quotes etc.
soglad
10-07-2007, 04:44 AM
A guy is in hospital, the doctors says good news and bad news which would you like first, the guy says give me the good nes first. And the doctor says, "well, were going to name a disease after you"
I'm working in a place with a printer / photocopier. I'm thinking of composing a double sided flyer which I can print and hand out on the street.
I know when people are confronted with this stuff they turn away as its all to horrible. So i've decided to structure is as a ying yang good news side A : bad news Side B and finish with an instruction to re read side A. This will be entertaining and build a case for the mass conciousness explosion.
Any suggestions for inclusion, quotes etc.
Not sure, you'd want to choose your wording carefully, and try not to come forth like a cult or something (people are very afraid of the "c" word). What topic are you talking about here?
thomascovenant
10-07-2007, 04:54 AM
Nobody asks for the good news first
space lizard
10-07-2007, 05:42 AM
I think I'll keep it simple, for the simple. I have to remember I'm countering goverment propaganda here, not trying to convert buddist monks and scholars.
I have a cunning plan!, more cunning than a cunning thing described by blackadder in series III.
mwha wha wha
soglad
10-07-2007, 05:44 AM
I think I'll keep it simple, for the simple. I have to remember I'm countering goverment propaganda here, not trying to convert buddist monks and scholars.
I have a cunning plan!, more cunning than a cunning thing described by blackadder in series III.
mwha wha wha
As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
:D:D:D
thomascovenant
10-07-2007, 05:48 AM
A plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel?
thomascovenant
10-07-2007, 05:50 AM
Richard Curtis, what a class-a tit.
How does someone go from the young ones and blackadder to love actually?
soglad
10-07-2007, 05:55 AM
Richard Curtis, what a class-a tit.
How does someone go from the young ones and blackadder to love actually?
I...........don't know. I'd guess some form of brainwashing :p
Abiding to the celebrity scene. But there's no bashing him in Blackadder III!
Adder - "I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'."
Prince - "Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....Antimisdibbilince...."
Two Days Later...
"...Antidistinctlymintymempsbalism..."
:D
thomascovenant
10-07-2007, 05:57 AM
Sausage!
space lizard
10-07-2007, 06:31 AM
I may be a one legged scurvey ravaged old seadog with a beard you could loose a badger in, but if you'll have me I'm yours...
I love the Auld sailor played by Dr. Who
freespark
10-07-2007, 11:41 AM
I...........don't know. I'd guess some form of brainwashing :p
Abiding to the celebrity scene. But there's no bashing him in Blackadder III!
Adder - "I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'."
Prince - "Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....Antimisdibbilince...."
Two Days Later...
"...Antidistinctlymintymempsbalism..."
:D
"Blackadderrrrrrr, Bladderrrrrrrrr...what time is it?"
"It's three o' clock in the afternoon you highness...."
"Oh thank god for that i thought i had overslept"
ROFLLLLL :D