Jade Goody's Surreal Funeral

[endlessvista]

I am sorry but something really fishy is going on here:




Jade Goody's two sons will not attend her funeral, it has been reported.


Bobby, five, and Freddy, four, are said to be too upset to go to the ceremony next Saturday and Goody's mother, Jackiey Budden, wants to spare them further anguish, the Sun newspaper reported.

Goody's coffin will be driven from south London, where she grew up, to Essex, where she lived, to allow people to pay their respects to the reality television star.

Details of the funeral have been revealed by undertakers F A Albin & Sons.

A statement on the company's website said Jade's mother had visited their office to discuss funeral arrangements.

"The family wish the service to be a grand celebration of her life with music chosen specially by Jade and with tributes led by close friends and family," the statement said.

"The church will hold around 350 people, there will be a PA system to relay the service to people outside the church. The service will also be shown on a screen inside the church hall which will seat a further 200 people."

Goody will then be buried in a private service attended by family and close friends.

The star died of cervical cancer at her home in Upshire, Essex, last week.

[tribe_of_david]

I dont think there is anything fishy going off that the 2 sons wont be attending the funeral. There very young and it may be too distressing for them as well.

Why do you think it is fishy ?

[endlessvista]

I am starting to wonder if she is dead at all. I was looking at her last pictures and she looked the image of health. As if she had just a shaved head. It all happened so fast as well. Any cancer patient I knew look so bad at the end and like walking ghosts. She was like this bubbly smiling happy thing with plenty of muscle tones and body fat in her cheekbones and lips.

[ytch]

Well, I saw the "cancer"- pics of her, and my jaws just dropped.
I knew nothing about the case, I never saw the show,
but my father died of cancer and I know a few people who had undergone chemo, and they looked not like healthy sunshine´s with a shaven head.

And Mrs Goody´s cheaks look HEALTHY and not like swollen from cortisone or
similliar medication.

I saw a good friend during chemo, he was seriously suffering, sometimes not able to speak, from dried out lips, swollen tongue with ripped skin etc.

I mean no disrespect, and I could be wrong of course,
but I think (and thought from the first moment) that this girl is ALIVE,
playing along to an agenda (to sell this cancer vaccine imo)
living somewhere else in good health and pockets full of money.

That no movie or music- celeb could do this job is clear,
they have enough money and longing for attention,
so why would they claim their own death for money?

If this theory is right, mrs Goody might even believe she´s doing a good thing,
hey, it´s about saving peoples lifes, ain´t it?
Like all the other vaccinations and stuff....

To deny their kids to make the highly important experience of bury-
ing their own mother to avoid some sort of trauma is pretty strange too,
and there are a couple of different explanations in my head for this...

Maybe they want to avoid the trauma of a fake burial, imagine that,
"Hey, we´re going to a funeral, kids!"
"Oh my, who is it?"
"Your mother.."
"But..but..but we just played twister with her.."
"Yeah, but see.."

or even worse, after the funeral:

"Guess who´s coming to dinner, kids..."

Or they are just afraid the kids could just mess their scam up,
kids like to do unexpected things, or they just might seem to
relaxed and not grieving at all at the funeral and questions might come up.

Hmm, guess this could be explained away by post- traumatic stress though.

Whatever, it smells funny.

Are there any theories about this cancer- vaccination so far?

Love and laughter

p.s.:
Dear Mrs Goody, if you are really dead, so long and god bless your soul,
forgive me my doubts...

[who elsie]

Interesting theory guys!

I hadn't considered this before, but I remember remarking to someone about how quick her death came about, since being diagnosed. It was also odd and somewhat disturbing that the media were never in any doubt that she would die and die soon, when it is well known that some people have made miraculous recoveries from cancer. She was never given a hope. And as you say, her physical appearance did not reflect someone with just weeks/days to live. Mmmmm.... Got me thinkin....

[magicmerlin]

From the Sun.....

Meanwhile, floral tributes at Jade’s Upshire home topped 1,000 yesterday, including one shaped like the Big Brother eye.

[size_of_light]

I don't know much about her - was she incredibly dumb?

Because to go along with faking your own death in order to promote a vaccine would be to sign your own death warrant anyway, since it'd be much easier for those behind the whole scam to then get rid of you after the whole thing died down, than to foot the bill for you to live in a luxurious hideout for the rest of your life.

[astrochicken]

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Like the avatar ;)

It's like 1890's porn.

[magicmerlin]

I don't know much about her - was she incredibly dumb?

yes she was

[backbeat]

I don't know much about her - was she incredibly dumb?


Yes that's our Jade, thick as shit and that's being polite.

[backbeat]

Well, I saw the "cancer"- pics of her, and my jaws just dropped.
I knew nothing about the case, I never saw the show,
but my father died of cancer and I know a few people who had undergone chemo, and they looked not like healthy sunshine´s with a shaven head.

And Mrs Goody´s cheaks look HEALTHY and not like swollen from cortisone or
similliar medication.


I've seen a few people when close to death with cancer and I have never seen someone look so remarkably healthy as Jade days before she is dieing from supposed terminal cancer - something fishy about this I think.

[disorder2k8]

she was told she was going to die on a certain date, the media reinforced that date, she believed the date, thus her body gave up on that date.


OR


she could have faked the whole thing just to get some money for her kids, because she has no discernible talent whatsoever

[leeshort27]

From the Sun.....
"Meanwhile, floral tributes at Jade’s Upshire home topped 1,000 yesterday, including one shaped like the Big Brother eye".


not so strange, considering she was on it 3 times:rolleyes:

[endlessvista]

"Meanwhile, floral tributes at Jade’s Upshire home topped 1,000 yesterday

Clifford is helping florists beat the recession.

Aparently he has been seen sneezing a lot.

[howie]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1669/dailystar3409jadesfakef.jpg

[endlessvista]

she could have faked the whole thing just to get some money for her kids, because she has no discernible talent whatsoever


She is too stupid tocome up with any kind of plan.

[endlessvista]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1669/dailystar3409jadesfakef.jpg


wtf! Is this real?

[howie]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/1669/dailystar3409jadesfakef.jpg


http://www.thepaperboy.com/frontpages/index.cfm?PaperCountry=UK

[endlessvista]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/1669/dailystar3409jadesfakef.jpg


http://www.thepaperboy.com/frontpages/index.cfm?PaperCountry=UK

Which kinda defeated the purpose.