My disgusting bedroom window sill

[steppewar]

I'll bet no member on this forum's got a more disgusting bedroom window sill than mine.

It's absolutely covered in pigeon shit. Funnily enough, it doesn't seem to bother the pigeons, they still roost on it every day.

I might not have changed my bedsheets for over 2 years, but I wouldn't sleep in them if they were caked in my own shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDX8oRFEjdE

[lemonique]

Hiya Steppewar!! Hows things?

Hmmm, yep, there's a bit of shite there on that windowsill :)

Are the pidgeons friendly??

[pedsi]

The inside's pretty grim lookin too!

[steppewar]

Hiya Steppewar!! Hows things?

Hmmm, yep, there's a bit of shite there on that windowsill :)

Are the pidgeons friendly??

Sometimes up to about 7 pigeons nest on it and they will fight each other for space.

I can only open the window one notch as my cat jumps and claws at the window when they are there.

I certainly wouldn't lean out of the window and rest my arms on that shitty sill.

[lemonique]

Yea, it could turn out to be a bit of bother (the windowsill)!!

Steppewar, sorry to change the subject, but as I went to answer your post my puter clock said 11:11, and I'm always seeing the number 44 lately, ALL the time.
Strange times indeed...

I'm off to bed now...... We had our 'turn off the lights to save the planet' earlier on......I made sure all my lights were blazing :D The entire street was in darkness except for my house.

nite nite
Cheers
Lem

[banjoreality]

AMETHYST crystals are great for pigeon shit too!!
or try some orgonite .... the pigeon buster type.

[hunger]

Try washing it & put up a "No Pigeons" sign ;)

[brainfreeze]

I'm not being funny, but when you're not well, don't blame the chemtrails mate. Blame the bacteria infested den you're living in. Not washed your sheets in two years? Bet you've not been laid since? If you have, I don't want to imagine the girl who would! :eek:

[eternal_spirit]

Sometimes up to about 7 pigeons nest on it and they will fight each other for space.

I can only open the window one notch as my cat jumps and claws at the window when they are there.

I certainly wouldn't lean out of the window and rest my arms on that shitty sill.
I might not have changed my bedsheets for over 2 years, but I wouldn't sleep in them if they were caked in my own shit.
:D
Regardless
never see a dirty pidgeon. Living in filth builds up your immune system.

[entrangermercenary]

Look on the positive side , you have food on the window sill :D just reach out and grab one of the fookers quick .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/pigeonpie_8159.shtml

[beldazar]

Yea, it could turn out to be a bit of bother (the windowsill)!!

Steppewar, sorry to change the subject, but as I went to answer your post my puter clock said 11:11, and I'm always seeing the number 44 lately, ALL the time.
Strange times indeed...

I'm off to bed now...... We had our 'turn off the lights to save the planet' earlier on......I made sure all my lights were blazing :D The entire street was in darkness except for my house.

nite nite
Cheers
Lem


Round of applause to you Lemonique.

I would be VERY surprised if even one house had its lights turned off in my area, not that Ive given it much thought......will be funny to be the only one with lights on, lol.
Im in an assy mood, if that happens I will be flashing my torch around cos Im mad like that :D

As for you Stepp, must be nice to have free-flying pet pigeons near you, all that cooing......the closest you will get to real cooing lol
No I dont mean it....there must be other mingers out there......I dont mean that either, youre not a minger.....


Ignore Estrangemercenary, he doesnt like birds that much.....;):cool:
DO YOU! :mad:

[entrangermercenary]

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Ignore Estrangemercenary, he doesnt like birds that much.....;):cool:
DO YOU! :mad:

:p :p :p I luvz my birdz beldazar, especially my steak nicking seagulls :eek: :D
Nah seriously I love to eat a good bird :eek:

[dmt head]

I'm off to bed now...... We had our 'turn off the lights to save the planet' earlier on......I made sure all my lights were blazing :D The entire street was in darkness except for my house.

nite nite
Cheers
Lem

Good for you, heard that on the radio, all these bloody celebs campaigning for the wwf and this turn the lights of rubbish, people need to wake up, things like this really annoy me, same with comic releif and children in need. People think your heartless, then when your try to explain things in context they just think your off your head and go awe not icke againe eh not.

I told my g/f the other night a bit from an icke book, sure he mentioned tony blair saying he supported children in need, good cause and all, yet goes and spends trillions of pounds in three days on bloody bombs to bomb the iraqis. People dont like to take these things in context though, pisses me off! :mad:

Oh and well done steppewar your windowsills pretty minging! :rolleyes:

[beldazar]

:p :p :p I luvz my birdz beldazar, especially my steak nicking seagulls :eek: :D
Nah seriously I love to eat a good bird :eek:

:eek::eek::D

[onourwayto2012]

I'm not being funny, but when you're not well, don't blame the chemtrails mate. Blame the bacteria infested den you're living in. Not washed your sheets in two years? Bet you've not been laid since? If you have, I don't want to imagine the girl who would! :eek:

Steppe's unwashed sheets thread is in the DI Hall of Fame! Even more epic than his lightbulb thread.

[eternal_spirit]

Steppe's unwashed sheets thread is in the DI Hall of Fame! Even more epic than his lightbulb thread.

The dirty grillpan and dirty draining board/sink threads where also definitive high forms of art.