Bovine Porn

[sirjohnthebadji]

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/yorknews/display.var.1528154.0.farmers_shock_at_cow_sex_att ack.php


Hot news for all lovers of bovine porn. Dismay for everybody else. And what about that poor goat in Hull last year?

[tickles]

OMG!. Theres alot of sick people out there.

[auron]

I wonder if he had to use a step ladder? :D

[smariot]

Under UK law the maximum sentence for someone found guilty of bestiality is two years imprisonment.

I had no idea it was illegal. Don't crimes need victims? I wasn't aware animals had any legal rights. Or is someone going to have nightmares and charge you for their lost productivity?

But honestly, I think sex between consenting entities is fine, regardless of the gender, age, species, or number of entities involved, and I'm not just saying that because I have a thing for a school of prepubescent dolphins. The important thing is that everyone involved consents, so rape and child abuse is still out, unless your child is a sadomasochist, then it's okay. Just make sure everyone agrees on a safe word before hand.

[hagbard_celine]

I wonder what the calves will look like!

:confused::eek:

[sirjohnthebadji]

I had no idea it was illegal. Don't crimes need victims? I wasn't aware animals had any legal rights. Or is someone going to have nightmares and charge you for their lost productivity?

But honestly, I think sex between consenting entities is fine, regardless of the gender, age, species, or number of entities involved, and I'm not just saying that because I have a thing for a school of prepubescent dolphins. The important thing is that everyone involved consents, so rape and child abuse is still out, unless your child is a sadomasochist, then it's okay. Just make sure everyone agrees on a safe word before hand.

Maybe one moo should mean yes then

[tinmenace]

Well, that's how the Bush family came about...

[tickles]

I had no idea it was illegal. Don't crimes need victims? I wasn't aware animals had any legal rights.

Animals have more rights than humans. When an animal is old and in pain you can have it put down. When a human is old and in pain he or she has to suffer that pain till their natural death.

[notaslave]

Judging by the men I have come across .... well I dont think the cow will have noticed.:D

[hagbard_celine]

Judging by the men I have come across .... well I dont think the cow will have noticed.:D

I've seen a bull in action... and it made me feel inadequate! :o

[lightbeing]

I wonder if he had to use a step ladder? :D

ROFL!!:D:D

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[sirjohnthebadji]

OK moderators, I wish I had never posted the preceding post, but can't work out how to delete it. There doesn't seem to be an 'edit' button. I am still grateful to D. Icke for trying to make me think.


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[eternal_spirit]

Am I in the right forum? please delete this thread it serves no purpose. It's not humor it's damn right sick

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[auron]

Wow. That was pretty surreal. :D

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