Jade is the new Jesus.

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The real Easter, ie the one that falls on a Sunday between March and April is the 22nd of March (today). Interestingly it is Mothering Sunday today, so we can get away from the whole Easter has to fall on a full moon. Her life has ended just after the start of Spring, and I am predicting that her funeral will commence on the 25th, though I maybe wrong about that one.


OK magazine's latest front page is a tribute to Mrs Goody, before she even popped her clogs.

http://madnews.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/uk-news-ok-magazine-releases-jade-goody-memorial-issue-1981-2009-jade-goody-is-still-alive/

How many people have had a tribute to them in this way, whie they are still alive?:confused:

The space of time from her appearing on Celebrity Big Brother to her dying has shown a very strange set of circumstances, especially that of which she was advised by her PR people to visit India to apologise for her staged behaviour towards Shilpa Shetty. From the show we saw effigys being burned in Indian villages, who have probably never even heard of her, and a backlash of hatred from people in the UK, who were manipulated to hate her by the mainstream press. After the calm, she visited India, after a series of innoculations to meet the people, and eventually appear on CBB over there.

Her cancer was publicly announced by Jade in a heart rendering speech to her "housemates". She returns to a list of chores she has to do before she "dies". Get married, and get christened (coz you can't goto 'eaven if you aint bin Christened, innit). She is visited on Sunday 8th March by a hammer weilding woman (who was released from custody without any further questions. :confused:), and she finishes a book to which she dedicates as a "goodbye to her sons". Jade is a woman who can hardly speak and thinks that East Anglia is in a foreign Country finishing a book whilst in extreme pain and is about to die. Yeah right.:rolleyes:

And then, on the 22nd of March - Mothers Day, and the first day towards the end of Easter, she dies. And Max Clifford's response? He claims that Mrs Goody going public had saved lives of young girls lining up for tests (ie. She died to save our sins).

Don't be surprised if you see a fat bald shepherd ranting in indeferable English on her pink Diamonique encrusted mobile phone, after her empty coffin is lowered into the ground.

All praise the new Krst, Saint Jade of Effix.

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Hahaha, Love it!!! I agree there is ALOT to this 'story' to make me look twice at what is published about this woman (and many others).

Also, look to the 'mystical' number 7 in all this....She appeared in BB5 in 2002....dies 7 years later???

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Continuing on from my original point about my Jade/Jesus thread, maybes forget it. There seems to be something much stronger than that.

Some pointers about the death of Mrs Goody:

1) She died on the 22nd March. The earliest date for Easter to fall on. And the day after the equinox, or the first day of the astrological year.

2) She died on Mothering Sunday/Rose Sunday. This is a day devoted to the Virgin Mary/Goddess Cybele/Isis.

3) Her tribute in OK magazine was printed in issue 666.

4) I awoke from my slumber with a mathematical problem. Jade's death fell on the 22/03/2009 2+2+3+2+9 = 18 (6+6+6 = 18). This was not a consciece thing, it came to me in my sleep.

5) The number 3 is pretty much everywhere in her death:
Her age 27, divided by 3 = 9 (9+9+9) 999
Her age added together = 9 (3x3 or 3+3+3)
Again, the numbers of the date she died added together = 18 (3x6 or 6+6+6) 666.
Issue 666.
The third month.
Her year of birth to her death - 1981 - 2009 (1+9+8+1+2+9 = 30)
The numbers of her date of birth added together (5th June 1981) - 5+6+1+9+8+1 = 30.
Three years from the year 2012.

6) The hammer weilding woman by her bedside on the two weeks before she died, who was arrested and then released without further action :confused:. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/jade-goody-confronted-in-hospital-by-hammerwielding-woman-1640600.html

Just a thought, but this had happened on the 22/03:

Jeremiah 22:3 says
"Thus saith the Lord: Execute ye judgement and righteousness and deliver the spoiled out of the hand of the oppressor: and do no wrong, do no violence to the stranger, the fatherless, nor the widow, neither shed innocent blood in this place."

7) Max Clifford said that her death had saved other girls lives. She died so other people could live. Remind you of anybody?

8) The many obituries from people calling her a "shining star"

Just a thought.

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This is just the beginning. That is not to say that Jade will be praised in the same way as Jesus in 100 years or so, but there seems to be a push towards a new religion, and it seems that this is just the start.

Remember Celebrity is the new Cult.

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I forgot this one:

J A D E G O O D Y
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

9 = 3 x 3
9 = 3 + 3 + 3.