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deca
22-03-2009, 12:28 AM
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/229299/Medical-condition-sexomnia-makes-barmaid-Haley-23-a-sexomniac-demand-sex-while-shes-asleep.html

Medical condition makes barmaid demand sex while she is asleep
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By Matthew Acton, 22/03/2009
WORN-OUT Haley Batty is suffering from an amazing sleeping sickness that really does keep her boyfriends up all night.

A medical condition means she can’t help pestering them for sex from bedtime till dawn. But she’s ASLEEP all the time—and never remembers a thing in the morning.

And, far from counting their lucky stars, the exhausted lads all do a runnner because they can’t keep up with her dozing desires.

Haley, 23, explains about her condition on our video player below.

Medical condition sexomnia makes Haley Batty demand sex while she's asleep

Haley’s been dumped by a string of men who got the hump when they asked “Was it good for you, too?” only to get the response: “Eh?” because she’d been unconscious all night.

She sighs: “I can have sex three or four times a night if the guys have the stamina, but in the morning I won’t know anything about it.

“My last boyfriend went along with it the first couple of times, but then he said it just felt peculiar being groped by someone who was asleep and dumped me.”She says her behaviour is a recognised medical condition. “I discovered the name for it, sexsomnia. It’s like a form of sleepwalking, only you don’t sleepwalk, you have sex.”

I can have sex three or four times a night .. but in the morning I won't know a thing about it

Haley first showed symptoms at 19, when she moved into a flat with a girl pal. Haley says: “She told me I was moaning and groaning like I was making love to someone. She’d come in to see if I was okay and I’d be on my own writhing in my sleep.” After a year of it, the girl asked Haley to move out. “She was shattered. My moaning was waking her up several nights a week.”

Soon after Haley, a barmaid from Barnsley, South Yorks, discovered what was up. “I had a silly one-night stand at a boy’s house. We had sex and it was great and then fell asleep. The next day he said, ‘Why are you not tired?’”

When she told him it was because she’d had a good night’s sleep, he replied: “No you didn’t. You were at it with me until six this morning.”

Haley says: “I laughed, but I knew absolutely nothing about it and that freaked me out.”

Since then, she says, a string of lovers have found her sexsomnia a big turn-off.

“My last boyfriend dumped me because of it. He moved in with me and the first morning he woke up and said, ‘You were rampant last night. You couldn’t keep your hands off me’. He looked shattered and I explained about the sexsomnia. He laughed and said he’d look forward to more of that but I knew it would soon weird him out. In the end he couldn’t cope and moved out.”

Another boyfriend was upset when she told him she’d been fast asleep during his sex marathon.

“He completely freaked out. He thought I was mocking his prowess in bed. He told me he never wanted to see me again.”

She’s now under the doctor and seeking treatment from a psychotherapist and at a sleep clinic.

Haley adds: “It’s a horrible feeling to wake up next to someone not knowing what you’ve been doing with them. All I want is to have a normal sex life and to be awake when I’m doing it.”

dreamweaver
22-03-2009, 12:35 AM
What's her number? :D

deca
22-03-2009, 12:38 AM
dam the possibilitys :D
Hmm I wounder does she do cowgirl?

size_of_light
22-03-2009, 12:38 AM
Even the name of the pub would do.

deca
22-03-2009, 12:43 AM
yeah I fancy a night cap :D

deca
22-03-2009, 12:51 AM
her boyfriends must be shit in bed or timed ?

deca
22-03-2009, 12:55 AM
fuck I have slept with a few birds who just wanted a cuddle ?
You be a bloke with hard on and just lie there and cuddle with out trying to slip it in.:D
saying that banging her all night and she not remember anything must destroy your confidence and your ego

nectars
22-03-2009, 01:45 AM
destroy your confidence and your ego

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mrbarfly29
22-03-2009, 02:46 AM
she`s now under the doctor lol

deca
22-03-2009, 03:15 AM
hmmm I bet he books her in a private room in the hospital to uh mmm monitor her progress ;)

mikethepunk
22-03-2009, 03:48 AM
This sounds like something from the Globe or The Sun. It doesnt sound real, but I will take it like it is real.

My opinion---the girl is a freak a super freak. I would freak the fuck out if I had a roommate that kept me up at night masturbating. Maybe the solution would be for her to be with 2 guys and a girl at the same time, then maybe they can take turns humping her.

Hahahaha.

I dont blame her boyfriends for being creeped out. I would be too.

seercirra
22-03-2009, 05:18 AM
lol i wouldnt be creeped out. once i'd taken what i wanted i'd fuck off again, sleep in a different room lol.

i think its a psyop though. possibly.

quetzalcoatl
22-03-2009, 05:24 AM
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/229299/Medical-condition-sexomnia-makes-barmaid-Haley-23-a-sexomniac-demand-sex-while-shes-asleep.html

Poor thing..

Can slightly relate.. I've woken up before to a shadowy figure trying to mount me.. :eek: :)

Great news! :rolleyes: :D

gilly
22-03-2009, 08:09 AM
Poor thing..

Can slightly relate.. I've woken up before to a shadowy figure trying to mount me.. :eek: :)

Great news! :rolleyes: :D

Haven't we all?!?! :D

free thinker
22-03-2009, 08:34 AM
Haven't we all?!?! :D

erm..No.....and being a 6' 2" & 17 stone male, anyone who tried it is in for a big shock!!
I'm gonna take some holding down...:eek::D:D;)

rhydra
22-03-2009, 11:56 AM
Yeah but the thought of some nubile young lady appearing on your room every night demanding hot rampant rumpus must get boring after a while...:confused:



...



After a looooooong while.:D

orbit
22-03-2009, 12:31 PM
The boyfriend needs to change his sleep pattern...

Perfect life :)

redman
22-03-2009, 12:41 PM
Depends what she looks like, not being funny but the thought of some sweaty fat swamp dog trying to get it on with you all night just doesn't do it for me. Nothing what a good right hook wouldn't sort out... LMAO














That was a joke by the way. Before bra's start getting burnt and shit. LOL

stickwhistler
22-03-2009, 12:47 PM
Somebody buy the poor girl a decent vibrator with some rechargeable batteries.

devanshoom
22-03-2009, 02:03 PM
funny...my girlfriend does exactly this but I only recently found it out. Last night we were at it for about an hour around 3 in the morning, with her up riding me and giving head (sorry to be crude but I dont know how else to say it). Then this morning I asks about last night and she didnt remember a thing, despite climaxing 3 times (i think). She can also go to the toilet in the middle of the night, via 2 rooms, without opening her eyes. I have seen her do this and found it totally fascinating.

She is an incredibly light sleeper and I can talk to her while she sleeps and she actually answers me. Man she would be able to astrally project so damn easy but she just isnt into that kind of thing.

deca
22-03-2009, 02:58 PM
funny...my girlfriend does exactly this but I only recently found it out. Last night we were at it for about an hour around 3 in the morning, with her up riding me and giving head (sorry to be crude but I dont know how else to say it). Then this morning I asks about last night and she didnt remember a thing, despite climaxing 3 times (i think). She can also go to the toilet in the middle of the night, via 2 rooms, without opening her eyes. I have seen her do this and found it totally fascinating.

She is an incredibly light sleeper and I can talk to her while she sleeps and she actually answers me. Man she would be able to astrally project so damn easy but she just isnt into that kind of thing.

hay I would start to learn about mind control and start whispering in her ear? after a few weeks she will be obeying your every desire ;)

bornagain
22-03-2009, 04:04 PM
Nice :p



~Born Again

bobhodge
22-03-2009, 04:22 PM
i have said once before and i will say it again, the entire british media industry produces fictional "news" pieces. does this sound real to you? I think you would have to be BATTY to believe it.

rhydra
22-03-2009, 04:28 PM
It's not just women who can get this syndrome, it's a form of sleepwalking. I can imagine the hilarious consequences if someone who didn't know he had got it was on a camping trip, would they be able to know who was female and who wasn't?
Just a thought to increase the general paranoia levels. :p

dreamweaver
22-03-2009, 04:31 PM
It's not just women who can get this syndrome, it's a form of sleepwalking. I can imagine the hilarious consequences if someone who didn't know he had got it was on a camping trip, would they be able to know who was female and who wasn't?
Just a thought to increase the general paranoia levels. :p

Fun and games at the next meet then? :eek:

bornagain
22-03-2009, 04:32 PM
It's not just women who can get this syndrome, it's a form of sleepwalking. I can imagine the hilarious consequences if someone who didn't know he had got it was on a camping trip, would they be able to know who was female and who wasn't?
Just a thought to increase the general paranoia levels. :p

LOL even Nicer.....:p

~Born Again

chipstyxx
22-03-2009, 06:15 PM
Originally Posted by rhydra
It's not just women who can get this syndrome, it's a form of sleepwalking. I can imagine the hilarious consequences if someone who didn't know he had got it was on a camping trip, would they be able to know who was female and who wasn't?
Just a thought to increase the general paranoia levels.

Yep it's a kind of sleep disorder which is a neurological problem. It's kind of funny if you imagine this girls sexomnia in a 'carry on' kind of style but these things can seriously mess up your life. I have a sleep disorder (not this one honest :p) and alot of days I'm excessively tired as if I haven't been to sleep at all. Thankfully my other half is used to, if not somewhat amused, by my strange nocturnal incidents.

quetzalcoatl
22-03-2009, 09:05 PM
Haven't we all?!?! :D

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.. ;)

Ian2day
23-03-2009, 10:58 AM
i have said once before and i will say it again, the entire british media industry produces fictional "news" pieces. does this sound real to you? I think you would have to be BATTY to believe it.

Yeah its another Psy-op.

gilly
23-03-2009, 11:24 AM
i have said once before and i will say it again, the entire british media industry produces fictional "news" pieces. does this sound real to you? I think you would have to be BATTY to believe it.

It's a real condition - if you google it, there's quite a bit of coverage. Here's an example...

http://www.sleep-deprivation.com/articles/causes-of-sleep-deprivation/sexsomnia.php

bigred
23-03-2009, 08:43 PM
Look how much interest this thread has created compared to the celebrity florist who was found dead with her daughter. This sites a fuckin joke!

gilly
23-03-2009, 09:18 PM
Look how much interest this thread has created compared to the celebrity florist who was found dead with her daughter. This sites a fuckin joke!

And yet you seem to have made a comment on this thread, but not the celebrity florist one!

Bit of a hypocrit aren't you?

Yet another twit who joins the forum just to say it's a "fuckin joke"! Very clever.

real6
23-03-2009, 09:29 PM
ID HIT THAT!!!

Here's the info:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/229299/Medical-condition-sexomnia-makes-barmaid-Haley-23-a-sexomniac-demand-sex-while-shes-asleep.html

quetzalcoatl
24-03-2009, 06:36 AM
It's not just women who can get this syndrome, it's a form of sleepwalking. I can imagine the hilarious consequences if someone who didn't know he had got it was on a camping trip, would they be able to know who was female and who wasn't?
Just a thought to increase the general paranoia levels. :p

Well, woteva this means to you.. :confused:

If you are not Reptilian (which you're probably not - despite claiming so :rolleyes:), & seemingly seeking more drama in your apparently non-eventful 'life'.. then you could always obsess over other peoples lives.. - Would sound less sad if you were in-fact Reptilian.. LOL! :D

Wakey wakey, coward bakey! :p