microwaved fly

[humito]

WoW !! i just heated up some coffee in the microwave..........i diddnt know a fly had entered ( not quite like the movie !)........when i opened the door the greenbottle ( i think it was ) flew past me ,did a circuit of the room ,then exploded in mid flight with a loud POP..........made me jump and piss myself.............anyone know how this is possible ?:D

[lupa]

i saw a fly once fly into one of those electrified fly catching grills in a chip shop but just as it got near the electric grill it had a heart attack but the momentum kept it going and as it hit the fly catching electric grill the electric shock restarted its little heart again :D

[chesterd]

I have no idea but, I'll be right back after I catch a fly :D:D

[breezinreezin]

WoW !! i just heated up some coffee in the microwave..........i diddnt know a fly had entered ( not quite like the movie !)........when i opened the door the greenbottle ( i think it was ) flew past me ,did a circuit of the room ,then exploded in mid flight with a loud POP..........made me jump and piss myself.............anyone know how this is possible ?:D

Well done. You've just started a cruel trend:rolleyes:

[angelmoon]

lol :D

[humito]

I have no idea but, I'll be right back after I catch a fly :D:D

lol..........thats science abuse lol

[humito]

Well done. You've just started a cruel trend:rolleyes:
better than fly tipping i suppose ! lol:rolleyes:

[chesterd]

I think its a much greener way than setting off firecrackers.:D

[scatlond]

i saw a fly once fly into one of those electrified fly catching grills in a chip shop but just as it got near the electric grill it had a heart attack but the momentum kept it going and as it hit the fly catching electric grill the electric shock restarted its little heart again :D

How do you know it was a heart attack.;)

[queenofleon]

better than fly tipping i suppose ! lol:rolleyes:

lol.


Please though people, you are not allowed to kill anything, not even a fly.

We are all the same energy behaving differently, so karma will bite you in the bum!

[chesterd]

I was only joking of course, I'd test it out on something without a heart.Anyone got a politician or banker they don't need :D:D

Peace Chester

[humito]

lol.


Please though people, you are not allowed to kill anything, not even a fly.

We are all the same energy behaving differently, so karma will bite you in the bum!

mmmmmmm i often think about the karmic debts of taking life ....would it be the same negative karma if i accidently microwaved my dog?? will i get away with it as it was unintentional?

perhaps the fly was due to explode even without the microwaving ?

[rhydra]

Flies are in a battle of survival like any other creature, just on a "lower" level than more "advanced" creatures, humans see flies like maybe, other more advanced creatures see humans. The context of seeing a "lower" creature coming to an "interesting" end can then be transposed. ;)

[talulah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZD79GOXvq4

:)

[humito]

well the metaphysics are open to debate.......what about the actual physics?

........perhaps it was a robotic spy fly?

[lupa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZD79GOXvq4

:)


the acid house trilogy ..fantastic!!

[queenofleon]

mmmmmmm i often think about the karmic debts of taking life ....would it be the same negative karma if i accidently microwaved my dog?? will i get away with it as it was unintentional?

perhaps the fly was due to explode even without the microwaving ?

How could you unintentionally microwave your dog LOL

"sorry I just tripped and whilst travelling mid air, scooped the dog up in my arms, wedged him into the microwave, closed the door and pressed cook!!"

LOL:D

[talulah]

the acid house trilogy ..fantastic!!

Totaly!

Btw i dont kill flies now,you never know who they may have been in a past life!

;)

[ex sheep]

lol.


Please though people, you are not allowed to kill anything, not even a fly.

We are all the same energy behaving differently, so karma will bite you in the bum!

I don't kill anything like fly's etc, as I used to, in fact I have had 2 moths living in my house all winter, I'm sure they sussed out I'm not gonna whack them cause they are quite friendly, they seem to like living here.

But the wasps in the summer I don't like, but I'm going to try to be nice to them.

[queenofleon]

I don't kill anything like fly's etc, as I used to, in fact I have had 2 moths living in my house all winter, I'm sure they sussed out I'm not gonna whack them cause they are quite friendly, they seem to like living here.

But the wasps in the summer I don't like, but I'm going to try to be nice to them.

Wasps are great, you can talk to them and they respond. Aslong as you stay calm, for example one landed on my arm, I stared at it for ages and then asked it politely to leave and it just flew away.

I had ants years ago in my flat, there were hundreds of them and they are really quite fascinating when you watch them all in action, but still I didnt want them moving in permanantly. My b/f at the time was going to boil them, so I simply told them that if they didnt please leave I have no control over what he does with the kettle, and I would hate for them to meet such an end.

They listened, cos they moved out. The next day they were gone. (and it wasnt my b/f cos he was away !)

[humito]

i remember reading the notorious Aliester Crowley s autobiogaphy (hagiography?) ......he spoke of getting eaten alive by mozzies when travelling and getting malaria.He experimented with sleeping without a net and trying to love them unconditionally in the hope he wouldnt get bitten............dont think it worked though.........it might ,but you would have to be made of sterling stuff to practice the technique for any length of time ! lol:)

[beldazar]

lol.


Please though people, you are not allowed to kill anything, not even a fly.

We are all the same energy behaving differently, so karma will bite you in the bum!

:eek:I accidently swallowed a fly earlier today, I hope a fly doesnt accidently swallow me one day! :eek:


To the OP, I bet that WAS a surprise! Flying round then going 'pop'
Poor fly...

[gilly]

I once ate a daddy long-legs.

I think it might have been a cooked one though.

I was engrossed in a conversation, and as I drew a scone up to my mouth, I noticed a pretty shape within the jammy layer on top. I took a bite, listening intensely to what my friend was saying, and was vaguely aware of a correlation forming in the back of my mind between the "shape" in the jam, and a dead daddy long-legs, and I just knew straight away I'd actually eaten one.

It just tasted of jam though, so it was nice.

[freedomnonfighter]

Wasps are great, you can talk to them and they respond. Aslong as you stay calm, for example one landed on my arm, I stared at it for ages and then asked it politely to leave and it just flew away.

I had ants years ago in my flat, there were hundreds of them and they are really quite fascinating when you watch them all in action, but still I didnt want them moving in permanantly. My b/f at the time was going to boil them, so I simply told them that if they didnt please leave I have no control over what he does with the kettle, and I would hate for them to meet such an end.

They listened, cos they moved out. The next day they were gone. (and it wasnt my b/f cos he was away !)
Very true! :D I've had several experiences like this myself.

I used to have a fear of cockroaches. Of course, as a fear it was totally irrational and nonsensical. So I had had enough of this fear in me, and decided to be open to them and not hurt them or scare them anymore. Everytime I saw a roach since, I smiled, let it do its thing, and politely asked it/them to leave me alone. Haven't seen a roach in AGES now. Whereas before... anytime I would spray chemicals or anything around the edges of doors/walls, they would be everywhere - there'd be more of them the more I feared them.

This is what the absence of fear, and thus the presence of love and respect can do :)

[element]

i remember reading the notorious Aliester Crowley s autobiogaphy (hagiography?) ......he spoke of getting eaten alive by mozzies when travelling and getting malaria.He experimented with sleeping without a net and trying to love them unconditionally in the hope he wouldnt get bitten............dont think it worked though.........it might ,but you would have to be made of sterling stuff to practice the technique for any length of time ! lol:)
Well it's not possible to unconditionally love fully if your still seeking truth, I think. :)

Strange experience you got there though, never heard of it. Another good reason not to use a microwave. What if that fly got in your coffee and exploded when you were drinking? That would be the shock..:D

[dmt head]

........perhaps it was a robotic spy fly?


I keep thinking that! :D

[gilly]

I've read warnings ages ago, about not drying toilet rolls in the microwave oven, as they tend to burst into flames a good while after being removed.

It made me wonder under what kind of circumstances might a freak want to dry toilet rolls in the oven.

[chesterd]

May be a case of extreme recycling :D

[freedomnonfighter]

I've read warnings ages ago, about not drying toilet rolls in the microwave oven, as they tend to burst into flames a good while after being removed.

It made me wonder under what kind of circumstances might a freak want to dry toilet rolls in the oven.
Well... me for instance - after hearing that !! :D

[bones]

I was only joking of course, I'd test it out on something without a heart.Anyone got a politician or banker they don't need :D:D

Peace Chester


dont say that youll have the thought police after us in the summer of rage...riot.

[lightblessins]

WoW !! i just heated up some coffee in the microwave..........i diddnt know a fly had entered ( not quite like the movie !)........when i opened the door the greenbottle ( i think it was ) flew past me ,did a circuit of the room ,then exploded in mid flight with a loud POP..........made me jump and piss myself.............anyone know how this is possible ?:D

i dont know, but that is goin to be 1 pissed of fly, maybe in the next life time it will get its revenge! watch out! u made an enemy today! lol ! :D

[humito]

i dont know, but that is goin to be 1 pissed of fly, maybe in the next life time it will get its revenge! watch out! u made an enemy today! lol ! :D

lol...........well it was its own fault it was in the microwave .....perhaps it was suicide ?................i have been getting worried thouh,what if its dna spliced with the coffee?? im watchin my back for thick black hairs to appear :eek:

[lightblessins]

lol...........well it was its own fault it was in the microwave .....perhaps it was suicide ?................i have been getting worried thouh,what if its dna spliced with the coffee?? im watchin my back for thick black hairs to appear :eek:

take the blame man! u trapped it in there knowing it would die poor fly! i will sit here n watch ur downfall in the form of di posts! lol! any left me tell u what i think happended.

micro waves vibration the atoms inside of it, the fly was proberly still when in the micro wave when it was turned on, when it had finished its cycle u opened the door it flew around for abit the energt its cells had picked up vibration at a rate from its movement that the cells couldnt with stand thus it explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n its all ur fault! micro waving a poor helpless animal! n u can ur self spiritual? if u do end up avin to sick all over ur food b4 u eat it plz make a utube vid about it, or better yet sell ur stroy to the media, any way good luck! bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[humito]

just to update this tale, i was just tidying up before crashing out and putting some books away and found stuck to one of them the flys cadaver that i assumed had ended up in bits..........it was welded to the plastic book cover and had no head !!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek: i hope i dont wake up tommorrow with a huge fly head !!:D bzzzzzzzz

[dreamweaver]

WoW !! i just heated up some coffee in the microwave..........i diddnt know a fly had entered ( not quite like the movie !)........when i opened the door the greenbottle ( i think it was ) flew past me ,did a circuit of the room ,then exploded in mid flight with a loud POP..........made me jump and piss myself.............anyone know how this is possible ?:D

This sounds like a steppewar thread. :D

At a guess, the microwaves weakened the fly's exoskeleton.

[humito]

good point but , well its body seemed fine .......although it had melted the plastic it landed on........i am assuming that since it was headless ,it was the head that popped ! lol.......i dont think i can be arsed to scour the flat for the flys head to be sure it atomised and diddnt just pop off though :D! lol............

[madman]

How could you unintentionally microwave your dog LOL

"sorry I just tripped and whilst travelling mid air, scooped the dog up in my arms, wedged him into the microwave, closed the door and pressed cook!!"

LOL:D

Laugh all you want mate but this kind of thing happens more than you would think.

Why just the other day I was getting dinner ready and just after I opened the door I accidentally tripped over George W Bush who for some weird reason was just sleeping on my kitchen floor. He landed in my microwave and when he got out he was brain dead but it was hard to tell any difference really. :D

[lenejento]

To OP, well that is a really unique experience, amazing, ROFL :D

[21_12_2012]

This thread has got me thinking....about karma...and intentional and
unintentional killing/taking life.

I have been feeding mice to my kitten for a few months now. I breed them
myself. I put them in a zapper which electricutes them instantly, they don't
suffer (much), only takes a second or 2 and then it's dead.

I often wonder if i will face any karma for what I'm doing.
On one hand, i am doing the cat a great service by providing her with proper
nutritional food (the best)...but at the expense of many lives.

Also, knowing what i know about commercial cat food being detrimental to
cats health, i am acting on that knowledge, and avoiding suffering to the
cat. If i DIDN'T avoid commercial food (knowing what i know) would i face
karma for that ?!

I have given her live mice, and watched her torture and play and kill them,
and take sometimes 45 minutes to kill them, and decided this is not nice.

I do say a little prayer before i zap each mouse, and thanks to it for it's life,
etc. and feed them very good food and look after them well.

It's not like i kill them for fun or anything. I don't enjoy it. But, i think more
of my cats health and believe they are serving a higher purpose by being...well...cat food.

I suppose i'll never know if there is such karma. I don't really believe there is.
I hope not anyway !

[humito]

ok....its been a few days since the incident and i have now found the flys head on the windowsill!!!..............it looks like the compound eyes are burnt out ...........i can only assume now the popping sound i heard when it was flying and dissapeared was the head blowing off/eyes exploding.

how very strange:)

[gilly]

ok....its been a few days since the incident and i have now found the flys head on the windowsill!!!..............it looks like the compound eyes are burnt out ...........i can only assume now the popping sound i heard when it was flying and dissapeared was the head blowing off/eyes exploding.

how very strange:)

Not to mention, unpleasant!

[anthony65]

WoW !! i just heated up some coffee in the microwave..........i diddnt know a fly had entered ( not quite like the movie !)........when i opened the door the greenbottle ( i think it was ) flew past me ,did a circuit of the room ,then exploded in mid flight with a loud POP..........made me jump and piss myself.............anyone know how this is possible ?:D

The pop may have been it's clogs... :p

[humito]

The pop may have been it's clogs... :p

lol:D........................yeh. where did that strange expreassion originate from?

[getmeout]

This thread has got me thinking....about karma...and intentional and
unintentional killing/taking life.

I have been feeding mice to my kitten for a few months now. I breed them
myself. I put them in a zapper which electricutes them instantly, they don't
suffer (much), only takes a second or 2 and then it's dead.

I often wonder if i will face any karma for what I'm doing.
On one hand, i am doing the cat a great service by providing her with proper
nutritional food (the best)...but at the expense of many lives.

Also, knowing what i know about commercial cat food being detrimental to
cats health, i am acting on that knowledge, and avoiding suffering to the
cat. If i DIDN'T avoid commercial food (knowing what i know) would i face
karma for that ?!

I have given her live mice, and watched her torture and play and kill them,
and take sometimes 45 minutes to kill them, and decided this is not nice.

I do say a little prayer before i zap each mouse, and thanks to it for it's life,
etc. and feed them very good food and look after them well.

It's not like i kill them for fun or anything. I don't enjoy it. But, i think more
of my cats health and believe they are serving a higher purpose by being...well...cat food.

I suppose i'll never know if there is such karma. I don't really believe there is.
I hope not anyway !

Well, life kills and lives off of other life. Thats nature :)
You might judge yourself for your intent behind the killing and this (i believe) could affect your reality.

[thelyran]

This sounds like a steppewar thread. :D

At a guess, the microwaves weakened the fly's exoskeleton.

good guess,what I think,is this fly is male,so it's got an abdomen full of liquid,
...the exoskeleton,maintained integrity,but the expansion of heat,would soon
cool and contract,soon as it hit the air,popping his head like a champagne cork...the clue is with Humito describing how it flew out the door of the microwave,it was groggy yes,but it's back was bloated,it would've been slightly larger and slower than usual...very quickly meeting its end...poor fly,
would've been like a floating pressure cooker...with no safety valve...

[humito]

good guess,what I think,is this fly is male,so it's got an abdomen full of liquid,
...the exoskeleton,maintained integrity,but the expansion of heat,would soon
cool and contract,soon as it hit the air,popping his head like a champagne cork...the clue is with Humito describing how it flew out the door of the microwave,it was groggy yes,but it's back was bloated,it would've been slightly larger and slower than usual...very quickly meeting its end...poor fly,
would've been like a floating pressure cooker...with no safety valve...
good theory!!...........i was thinking that the microwaves would still be cooking the fly from the inside out also as it made its escape and fly past.............adding to its internal pressure.

[thelyran]

good theory!!...........i was thinking that the microwaves would still be cooking the fly from the inside out also as it made its escape and fly past.............adding to its internal pressure.

thankyou,but yes,he was still cooking as it flew past,it would've died eventually,but doing the Pop,that fly spared itself...long agony.I've seen moths explode,their abdomens blow up,but this,I can assure you was not natural...thankyou Humito.

[onourwayto2012]

lol.


Please though people, you are not allowed to kill anything, not even a fly.

We are all the same energy behaving differently, so karma will bite you in the bum!

oh man...what do I do with these fleas then....catch and release??

[onourwayto2012]

Wasps are great, you can talk to them and they respond. Aslong as you stay calm, for example one landed on my arm, I stared at it for ages and then asked it politely to leave and it just flew away.

I had ants years ago in my flat, there were hundreds of them and they are really quite fascinating when you watch them all in action, but still I didnt want them moving in permanantly. My b/f at the time was going to boil them, so I simply told them that if they didnt please leave I have no control over what he does with the kettle, and I would hate for them to meet such an end.

They listened, cos they moved out. The next day they were gone. (and it wasnt my b/f cos he was away !)

OK , I'll try talking nice to the fleas (5 dogs) instead of "Take that you bastard!!"