fantana
02-07-2007, 02:28 PM
The Art of Non Gay Love
Love. What is it? It’s the question man has been trying to seek an answer to for almost 6 months. Science maybe undecided about what love is, but I can tell you what love isn’t. Love isn’t an orange. Love isn’t a glass of urine, poured over someones head in a revenge attack. So, what IS love?
Here is the answer. Love is a term created by Galiens to trap people into a never ending world of personal grooming, tidiness and being polite. Things which real men such as myself know are not natural.
Is there a manly alternative to love?
Yes, Yes there is. It is called “NON GAY LOVE” and it is the only manly way to love. Picture this in your head as an example of the differences between love, and NON GAY LOVE. Imagine if I just walked up to my friend, who is standing their casually (perhaps he is wearing nice, tight fitting jeans and maybe he is a HMHT and has no shirt on) and said the following:
Fantana: I love you
Best friend (hetro) : ……..
Do you see what happened there? Not only did I look like a Galien, I put my best friend into a situation where he may have had to shoot me. He would be looking down and around at the floor, or anywhere so long as he didn’t have to look at me in such an awkward situation. I assume anyway. Please note I have never personally been in this situation, its just what I would do if someone said it to me who was my best friend, right after I kicked his ass. Not that I would touch his ass, or look at it. I don’t even acknowledge my friends have bums. That’s because I’m not a Galien. Heres how to do it properly.
Fantana: I NON GAY LOVE YOU (shout it so everyone hears you’re not a Galien)
Best Friend: I NON GAY LOVE YOU TOO (at this point if he was sitting down he would stand up, if you’re at a bar some music might be playing and when you run over to hug each other, it may feel as if your going in slow motion as the adrenaline and non gay rush starts to get you pumped)
That’s how to express real love, non gay love. Not only did we express our deep, often confusing feelings for each other in a heterosexual way, there was no confusion and inappropriate groping. This expression of Non Gay Love is totally acceptable in public, or in the quite secluded woods, late at night.
Hugging
Hugging has caused many men a lot of discomfort. The embrace has been manipulated by Galiens to make real men, even heavily muscled hero type guys like myself, to appear to be fagtoids. But Hugging is a natural and manly expression of comradeship, often seen in John Ruiz boxing contests, and who’s going to tell him he looks like a Galien? Just to clear up any confusion, heres what not to do when hugging:
NEVER approach your friend from behind before a hug
NEVER grab into the hug, it should always be a mutual embrace
NEVER try and wrestle a friend onto the floor in a hug
NEVER sigh deeply when hugging (or giggle)
NEVER initiate a Shirts off Showdown in a hug, or just after hugging
NEVER finish a hug with eye contact
If you do any of the above, you will scare your friend and make him confused, and he would want to physically assault you, but not sexually. Try and imagine what would happen next, I have, and it didn’t include taking off any clothing, that’s because my friends and I are not gay, or confused. Under no circumstances is it ok to hug a man from behind, EVER. Heres what you should do to hug like a real man:
ALWAYS tap your friend on the shoulder if you are approaching from behind
ALWAYS shout “I am going to hug you now” before the act begins
ALWAYS shout “We are two friends, hugging” during the entire hug
ALWAYS stick your ass out so your balls do not touch (vital if naked)
ALWAYS man slap your friends back so he knows its time to let go
ALWAYS look up at the sky after a hug and do not make eye contact for 10 seconds
By tapping your friend on his shoulder, you can initiate physical contact in a Non Gay Way. If you were to just hug him from behind, or pinch his firm buttocks, you could be mistaken as a Galien. For a perfect hug, make sure that your testicles do not come in contact by pushing your lower backs AWAY from each other. Not together, AWAY.
The Final Lesson in Non Gay Love
We have discovered what love really is, how to express it to a close friend and how to physically express love, in a NON GAY WAY. The third and last lesson maybe the most important lesson in NON GAY LOVE. It involves the touching of a NON GAY LOVED ONE, and how to pay compliments in a NON GAY WAY. Imagine you had a best friend with long, flowing hair that was carefully maintained and without a split end insight. You, as a manly man, would want to let him know it fills your days with endless pleasure. Do not go about it, like in this scenario (which has never happened)
Fantana: My dear friend, you have hair like an angel (at this point you would be stroking your friends hair, it’s only natural)
Best Friend: Uhm….. (they would look terrified, and move away really fast. At least, they should)
In that situation, I came across as looking like a GALIEN (obviously I’m not). There is only one way to express NON GAY LOVE to a NON GAY FRIEND.
Fantana: My dear friend, I mean this in a non gay way, you have hair like an angel (now you can begin to stroke his hair)
Best Friend: Thank you, I have been conditioning it a lot more recently, the curls feel like silk (when a man keeps great care of his hair, it honestly does feel like silk)
Fantana: You never cease to amaze me
As non gayness has been initiated already, it is ok to compliment a friend now. With all compliments after non gay initiation, always gaze deeply into your friends eyes, so he knows you are sincere. A sure fire giveaway to a Galien is when they don’t maintain eye contact when complimenting, they will look away and just laugh. For example one guy who I thought was my friend said my workout shoes which gave me an extra couple of inches looked great, then he just turned away and laughed hysterically.
Final Thoughts
As you have no doubt gathered from these examples, there is a fine line between becoming a Galien and expressing manly NON GAY LOVE. It is a line a lot of us don’t know the boundary of, but thanks to this guide, we can stop the spread of Galiens everywhere. Let’s recap
Number 1: ITS NON GAY LOVE
Number 2: NO HUGGING FROM BEHIND
Number 3:COMPLIMENTS ARE MADE WITH A STATEMENT OF NON GAYNESS
If you follow those 3 simple steps, you may even be ready to touch a woman.
IN A NON GAY WAY
Yours in manliness
Fantana
Love. What is it? It’s the question man has been trying to seek an answer to for almost 6 months. Science maybe undecided about what love is, but I can tell you what love isn’t. Love isn’t an orange. Love isn’t a glass of urine, poured over someones head in a revenge attack. So, what IS love?
Here is the answer. Love is a term created by Galiens to trap people into a never ending world of personal grooming, tidiness and being polite. Things which real men such as myself know are not natural.
Is there a manly alternative to love?
Yes, Yes there is. It is called “NON GAY LOVE” and it is the only manly way to love. Picture this in your head as an example of the differences between love, and NON GAY LOVE. Imagine if I just walked up to my friend, who is standing their casually (perhaps he is wearing nice, tight fitting jeans and maybe he is a HMHT and has no shirt on) and said the following:
Fantana: I love you
Best friend (hetro) : ……..
Do you see what happened there? Not only did I look like a Galien, I put my best friend into a situation where he may have had to shoot me. He would be looking down and around at the floor, or anywhere so long as he didn’t have to look at me in such an awkward situation. I assume anyway. Please note I have never personally been in this situation, its just what I would do if someone said it to me who was my best friend, right after I kicked his ass. Not that I would touch his ass, or look at it. I don’t even acknowledge my friends have bums. That’s because I’m not a Galien. Heres how to do it properly.
Fantana: I NON GAY LOVE YOU (shout it so everyone hears you’re not a Galien)
Best Friend: I NON GAY LOVE YOU TOO (at this point if he was sitting down he would stand up, if you’re at a bar some music might be playing and when you run over to hug each other, it may feel as if your going in slow motion as the adrenaline and non gay rush starts to get you pumped)
That’s how to express real love, non gay love. Not only did we express our deep, often confusing feelings for each other in a heterosexual way, there was no confusion and inappropriate groping. This expression of Non Gay Love is totally acceptable in public, or in the quite secluded woods, late at night.
Hugging
Hugging has caused many men a lot of discomfort. The embrace has been manipulated by Galiens to make real men, even heavily muscled hero type guys like myself, to appear to be fagtoids. But Hugging is a natural and manly expression of comradeship, often seen in John Ruiz boxing contests, and who’s going to tell him he looks like a Galien? Just to clear up any confusion, heres what not to do when hugging:
NEVER approach your friend from behind before a hug
NEVER grab into the hug, it should always be a mutual embrace
NEVER try and wrestle a friend onto the floor in a hug
NEVER sigh deeply when hugging (or giggle)
NEVER initiate a Shirts off Showdown in a hug, or just after hugging
NEVER finish a hug with eye contact
If you do any of the above, you will scare your friend and make him confused, and he would want to physically assault you, but not sexually. Try and imagine what would happen next, I have, and it didn’t include taking off any clothing, that’s because my friends and I are not gay, or confused. Under no circumstances is it ok to hug a man from behind, EVER. Heres what you should do to hug like a real man:
ALWAYS tap your friend on the shoulder if you are approaching from behind
ALWAYS shout “I am going to hug you now” before the act begins
ALWAYS shout “We are two friends, hugging” during the entire hug
ALWAYS stick your ass out so your balls do not touch (vital if naked)
ALWAYS man slap your friends back so he knows its time to let go
ALWAYS look up at the sky after a hug and do not make eye contact for 10 seconds
By tapping your friend on his shoulder, you can initiate physical contact in a Non Gay Way. If you were to just hug him from behind, or pinch his firm buttocks, you could be mistaken as a Galien. For a perfect hug, make sure that your testicles do not come in contact by pushing your lower backs AWAY from each other. Not together, AWAY.
The Final Lesson in Non Gay Love
We have discovered what love really is, how to express it to a close friend and how to physically express love, in a NON GAY WAY. The third and last lesson maybe the most important lesson in NON GAY LOVE. It involves the touching of a NON GAY LOVED ONE, and how to pay compliments in a NON GAY WAY. Imagine you had a best friend with long, flowing hair that was carefully maintained and without a split end insight. You, as a manly man, would want to let him know it fills your days with endless pleasure. Do not go about it, like in this scenario (which has never happened)
Fantana: My dear friend, you have hair like an angel (at this point you would be stroking your friends hair, it’s only natural)
Best Friend: Uhm….. (they would look terrified, and move away really fast. At least, they should)
In that situation, I came across as looking like a GALIEN (obviously I’m not). There is only one way to express NON GAY LOVE to a NON GAY FRIEND.
Fantana: My dear friend, I mean this in a non gay way, you have hair like an angel (now you can begin to stroke his hair)
Best Friend: Thank you, I have been conditioning it a lot more recently, the curls feel like silk (when a man keeps great care of his hair, it honestly does feel like silk)
Fantana: You never cease to amaze me
As non gayness has been initiated already, it is ok to compliment a friend now. With all compliments after non gay initiation, always gaze deeply into your friends eyes, so he knows you are sincere. A sure fire giveaway to a Galien is when they don’t maintain eye contact when complimenting, they will look away and just laugh. For example one guy who I thought was my friend said my workout shoes which gave me an extra couple of inches looked great, then he just turned away and laughed hysterically.
Final Thoughts
As you have no doubt gathered from these examples, there is a fine line between becoming a Galien and expressing manly NON GAY LOVE. It is a line a lot of us don’t know the boundary of, but thanks to this guide, we can stop the spread of Galiens everywhere. Let’s recap
Number 1: ITS NON GAY LOVE
Number 2: NO HUGGING FROM BEHIND
Number 3:COMPLIMENTS ARE MADE WITH A STATEMENT OF NON GAYNESS
If you follow those 3 simple steps, you may even be ready to touch a woman.
IN A NON GAY WAY
Yours in manliness
Fantana