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24-02-2009, 09:47 PM
Theory: The Heartbreak of Psoriasis = Reptilian Ancestors

I came up with this theory after someone posted on a Psoriasis Forum “I feel like one of those David Ike lizard-people”.

Note: I suffer from Psoriasis; it's a painful auto-immune skin disease that effects millions of people's daily life's; it should not be mocked or considered humorous.

- But not only do I have dry skin, but severely dry humor.... and, well, I couldn't resist writing this.


People with Psoriasis Live Longer

1 (http://ezinearticles.com/?Psoriasis---Can-it-Make-You-Live-Longer?&id=1856405)

Psoriasis suffers have higher Uric Acid levels(20-30% higher) than individuals without Psoriasis.

Various studies show that high levels of uric acid are transferred genetically, just like psoriasis itself. And even those people with psoriasis, who do not have any external psoriasis manifestations (i.e. the so-called latent psoriasis), also have high levels of Uric Acid in their bodies. With the elimination of the psoriatic plaques on the skin under the effect of, for example, UVB therapy, the levels of the uric acid in the body stay the same as they were before the elimination of the psoriatic lesions.

Uric acid helps to lower the cell's oxidation and thus helps to slow the body tissue aging. This all is achieved by the protection against the free radicals and their damage, provided by the uric acid.
Slower body tissue aging will clearly result in the prolonged lifespan of the whole body.

People with Psoriasis Are Smarter

1 (http://www.psoriasis-aid.com/psoriasis/benefits_of_psoriasis-3.html)

High levels of Uric Acid may ensure higher Intellectual and Physical Activity in the people with psoriasis, compared to the people without psoriasis.
Therefore the people with psoriasis may be smarter and have a better physical make-up than the people without psoriasis.

People with Psoriasis Need Sunlight

1 (http://health.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=689823)
2 (http://www.everydayhealth.com/psoriasis/webcasts/sunlight-and-light-therapy-for-psoriasis.aspx)
3 (http://psoriasis.about.com/b/2007/09/02/sunlight-and-psoriasis-friend-foe-or-both.htm)

It's been reported by various contactees that Reptilians crave [or, perhaps, metabolically need] sunlight.

To psoriasis suffers, it's a known fact that sunlight helps heal, sometimes even clear, psoriasis lesions.

There really hasn't been many studies into proving why sunlight is beneficial to Psoriasis (considering how drug companies can't bottle sun rays) however, it's believed that the combination of Vitamin D production and UVA/UVB ray exposure somehow reduces inflammation while triggering the skin's ability to heal.

People with Psoriasis Need Trace Elements

1 (http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=2221507)
2 (http://www.naturallyhealthylifestyles.com/psoriasis.html)
3 (http://www.acne-vitamins.com/allclear/index.php/zinc-and-psoriasis/)

Again, going along with information supplied by contactees, Reptilians have a fondness for Zinc, Phosphorus, and Copper. In fact, their interest in Earth may boil down to acquisition of these trace elements.

Supplementation of Zinc, Copper, & Phosphorus is a common holistic method of treating psoriasis. [opposed to topical corticosteroids]

There hasn't been much research pertaining to trace mineral supplementation & Psoriasis [The steroids used to treat psoriasis are often expensive. Pharmaceutical companies risk losing big money if doctors promoted such remedies] however; it seems to be a popular psoriasis treatment, with high rates of skin clearing. [myself included, I take 25 mg of Zinc, and it really helps relieve the dryness/itching].

People with Psoriasis Shouldn't Eat [much]

1 (http://antiaging-europe.com/lists/91/diseases.html)
2 (http://www.fasting.com/richardson.html)
3 (http://www.psoriasis-aid.com/fasting_and_psoriasis/index.php)

A frequent claim pertaining to reptilians is that they can't consume/digest human food, or that they only can eat certain human foods.

Fasting has long been noted as a successful treatment for mild to even severe psoriasis. Though the exact reason why fasting helps hasn't been noted, theories such as mild food allergies, toxins in the liver, over-active stomach enzymes, hormones in food, etc... have been proposed.

People with Psoriasis Need to Relax

While shapeshifting, certain circumstances, such as stress or injury, may reveal a Reptilian's true form. (Just go on Youtube and type in 'Reptilian'; numerous shapeshifters have difficulties keeping their form on camera)

Psoriasis has been known to break out during times of high stress, despite strong medicine or systematic treatment.

People with Psoriasis & Their Reptilian Agenda

Joseph Stalin, Benjamin Franklin, John Updike, Katherine Hepburn, Paul John Ferris [plus many more!]

just a few famous individuals who suffered from Psoriasis.

Some can blatantly be accused of reptilian activities (Benjamin Franklin & the Illuminati, Joseph Stalin &....err, all the evil things he did)

While in others, their reptilian roles are a bit less obvious...


Psoriasis sufferer George Perez; a famous comic book writer/artist responsible for the successful 80's incarnation of the Teen Titans, took little reservation when it came to revealing his reptilian beliefs...

A Page from 80's Teen Titans Comic (Note: The girl in the red is Wonder Girl):

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/Lala_Says_So/th_tt01xb8.jpg (http://s730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/Lala_Says_So/?action=view&current=tt01xb8.jpg)

Judging by the Teen Titan's roster [I'm a comic geek...], that had to have been around the mid-to late 80's. Waaay before 9/11.

Scary, huh?

The next example is actually from the David Ike forum!

(Thank you largejack, for pointing this out)

There's a link to a video of Art Garfunkel's [psoriasis suffer] eyes shifting during a song.

link to thread (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50768)

...there's more, but I'm too lazy to find them...



So, this theory either boils down to:

A. Psoriasis is a complex autoimmune disease with various causes & treatments.


B. About 3% of the human population's ancestor's got freaky with reptilians. [Maury Povich, anyone?]

25-02-2009, 01:05 AM
Interesting theory. I have Psoriasis, however this is hardly conclusive.

25-02-2009, 01:19 AM
Me too and ditto :D

25-02-2009, 01:19 AM
Me too and ditto :D

But I do lurve the sun and draw energy from it :eek:

And I even talk to myself :p

That was supposed to be an edit but ...Meh!!

25-02-2009, 01:31 AM
But I do lurve the sun and draw energy from it :eek:

And I even talk to myself :p

That was supposed to be an edit but ...Meh!!

I_am the evidence is quickly adding up... DID, a scaley skin condition and you love the sun... :eek:

J/k I think this could be circumstantial evidence at best. ;)

25-02-2009, 01:40 AM
I used to have it, but I got over it? I hope i'm not a Rep!:eek: