Women: the cause of societies troubles

[mickyjay]

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society. Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage. I believe the change in womens attitudes of what her role should be in society is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall of Adam the female of our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs women to procreate and it is this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

[edelweiss pirate]

So... you are a mason trouble causer... I had wondered why you supported Marco the mason at the davidickeforum.com. Explained! Thanks MJ. I expect the agency will soon run out of clowns to send to these fourms.

[thirdwave]

how about women should be free to do what they want?

[edelweiss pirate]

How about mason poopstirrers should be banned?

Might not be a bad idea Sean eh?

[mickyjay]

how about women should be free to do what they want?

What! you believe women should be free to destroy mankind? Wake up! Wake up and smell the coffee before you are doomed to eternal hell. It is the female of the species that keeps us trapped in this illusionary world, it is the female that is responsible for the worlds woes.

Death to the whore of babylon who rides the backs of blind men.

[mickyjay]

How about mason poopstirrers should be banned?

Might not be a bad idea Sean eh?

You don't understand, you can't see what is happening yet, but one day the veil shall be lifted, and ye shall see again and no longer flock with the sheep, but by then it might be too late.

[trinity1]

I take it you're without a woman right now then Micky? :rolleyes:

[johnpeters]

I personally believe that women have a magical power that when shared with men creates something fantastic. The problem today is that the majority of them, especially teens and twenty somethings they have been conned into thinking that everything's physical. All they seem to want is meaningless sex baed on visuals. They never get passed (and guys too) the low level physical, ego and friction levels and onto the level of love and giving/sharing where both partners benefit and part better and more evolved spirits.

Instead of cooperation between the sexes we now have competition between the sexes. We're living in a "flesh based" society where everything revolves around titilation, stimulation and ego. The worrying part is it's not fulfilling. It's like drinking vinegar to quench a thirst. It doesn't work. The competition between the sexes is leading to them sticking to their own and an increase in lesbian and gay sex.

Lots of poor quality non fulfilling sex leads to a feeling of worthlesness and onto more of the same. People are looking for what they are never going to find if they carry on in the same way.

The human race has dropped to the level of hedonism as it did before the flood. Another cleansing is coming but this time on a spiritual, vibrational and energy level instead of flooding the planet as in the times of Noah (Moses/Tuthmoses).

All IMHO.

[melbo]

lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society

That's it, blame us the powerless ones, don't blame the huge multi national corporations. So you think over half the population of the world should be some man's slave. What if they don't have a man to lord over them, do they go to prison? What are your views on blacks and non christians?

[trinity1]

I personally believe that women have a magical power that when shared with men creates something fantastic. The problem today is that the majority of them, especially teens and twenty somethings is they have been conned into thinking that everything's physical. All they seem to want is meaningless sex based on visuals. They never get passed (and guys too) the low level physical, ego and friction levels and onto the level of love and giving/sharing where both partners benefit and part better and more evolved spirits.

Instead of cooperation between the sexes we now have competition between the sexes. We're living in a "flesh based" society where everything revolves around titilation, stimulation and ego. The worrying part is it's not fulfilling. It's like drinking vinegar to quench a thirst. It doesn't work. The competition between the sexes is leading to them sticking to their own and an increase in lesbian and gay sex.

Lots of poor quality non fulfilling sex leads to a feeling of worthlesness and onto more of the same. People are looking for what they are never going to find if they carry on in the same way.

The human race has dropped to the level of hedonism as it did before the flood. Another cleansing is coming but this time on a spiritual, vibrational and energy level instead of flooding the planet as in the times of Noah (Moses/Tuthmoses).

All IMHO.

Good post.

[johnpeters]

Thank you. It's my honest view.

[mickyjay]

I take it you're without a woman right now then Micky? :rolleyes:


This is the problem with women, they have to turn everything into a sarcasm. The truth is your probably hoping that I will eventually sucuum to your charms and ask you on a date. Well keep hoping Trinity cos it's never gonna happen.

[mickyjay]

I personally believe that women have a magical power that when shared with men creates something fantastic. The problem today is that the majority of them, especially teens and twenty somethings they have been conned into thinking that everything's physical. All they seem to want is meaningless sex baed on visuals. They never get passed (and guys too) the low level physical, ego and friction levels and onto the level of love and giving/sharing where both partners benefit and part better and more evolved spirits.

Instead of cooperation between the sexes we now have competition between the sexes. We're living in a "flesh based" society where everything revolves around titilation, stimulation and ego. The worrying part is it's not fulfilling. It's like drinking vinegar to quench a thirst. It doesn't work. The competition between the sexes is leading to them sticking to their own and an increase in lesbian and gay sex.

Lots of poor quality non fulfilling sex leads to a feeling of worthlesness and onto more of the same. People are looking for what they are never going to find if they carry on in the same way.

The human race has dropped to the level of hedonism as it did before the flood. Another cleansing is coming but this time on a spiritual, vibrational and energy level instead of flooding the planet as in the times of Noah (Moses/Tuthmoses).

All IMHO.

What, so your saying lesbians and gays are in some way unclean?

[trinity1]

This is the problem with women, they have to turn everything into a sarcasm. The truth is your probably hoping that I will eventually sucuum to your charms and ask you on a date. Well keep hoping Trinity cos it's never gonna happen.

lol - brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Here have a big kiss, mwah!

[mickyjay]

lol - brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Here have a big kiss, mwah!


Well I'm not going to bite Limelady because you will probably give me another warning. Typical I get a warning for having an opinion and I get the warning off a woman. I knew it all along the thought police in this new world order are women. Eventually women will find a way of reproducing without the aid of men,
and then that will be it the end of mankind. The world will be run by souless women and male humans babies will be exterminated at birth.

Welcome to the future fellow men.

[thirdwave]

I think women have been repressed for a reason... the power men have today is simply the power to control the mistakes they have created.... not the a power to control.

although in modern day society has done well to keep that magical female energy at a minimum....

[johnpeters]

What, so your saying lesbians and gays are in some way unclean?

Not at all. You presumed that's what I'm saying. There's a difference.

I'm saying that due to the manufactured competition between the sexes it's led to an increase in lesbians and gays. In my view of course.

Divide and conquer. The more people are divided the weaker they are. In my view the most powerful energy two humans can create is the power of proper sexual, emotial and spiritual union. At the time it happens it can change the universe and help the whole human race to advance. The collective consciousness etc. The establishment/illuminati know this so they've created a society that does everything possible to stop that amazing energy being created. Hence the physical and visual focus on sex. Everything's in your face, low quality and weakened as a result.

It's perpetuated by pop stars, porn magazines and films, advertising, teen magazines with outrageous advice columns. "Dear Auntie Sue. I'm 13 and my boyfriend wants anal sex with me. How do I do it?" Amy 13, London.

"Well Amy, find a quiet place, lay down....".

Sorry. They shouldn't even be answering such questions. Perhaps the editors of such magazines should be arrested for encouraging illegal and immoral activity

I've had some of the most fantastic sex and lovemaking with very ordinary and down to earth women. Never with self-centered up their own arse prima donnas that think I should be gratefull that they even speak to me as they're so gorgeous. It's benefits us both making love, they're not doing me a favour by letting me.

That in my view is where girls have been deliberately led to in todays society and. This is kept going by "stars such as "christian family values" Beyonce (what a hyppocrite), Brittney Spears, Girls Aloud etc. "I've got it and you're gonna beg for it". How sad.

In my view it's the force created that's the goal for both. Women are fantastic. The way society has encouraged women (and yes, lads too although it's considered "acceptable" in their case) is not fantastic and is keeping us all down.

[yellow]

MJ raises an interesting point after all who it was the TPTB that bankrolled the womans movement and the decline of the family values and try to deprive the world of more feminine common sense and love and nurture.

It is my observation that both men and woman are becoming more the same rather than celebrate and respect our yin and yang differences and by getting woman involved in the dirty rat race they have to become like men rather bring any feminine love and care to the establishment, look at power business woman and Maggie thatcher for prime examples of this though this is of course a generalization.
The establishment has no room for the female energy and so is trying to make them more masculine IMHO.

[freespark]

Not at all. You presumed that's what I'm saying. There's a difference.

I'm saying that due to the manufactured competition between the sexes it's led to an increase in lesbians and gays. In my view of course.

Divide and conquer. The more people are divided the weaker they are. In my view the most powerful energy two humans can create is the power of proper sexual, emotial and spiritual union. At the time it happens it can change the universe and help the whole human race to advance. The collective consciousness etc. The establishment/illuminati know this so they've created a society that does everything possible to stop that amazing energy being created. Hence the physical and visual focus on sex. Everything's in your face, low quality and weakened as a result.

It's perpetuated by pop stars, porn magazines and films, advertising, teen magazines with outrageous advice columns. "Dear Auntie Sue. I'm 13 and my boyfriend wants anal sex with me. How do I do it?" Amy 13, London.

"Well Amy, find a quiet place, lay down....".

Sorry. They shouldn't even be answering such questions. Perhaps the editors of such magazines should be arrested for encouraging illegal and immoral activity

I've had some of the most fantastic sex and lovemaking with very ordinary and down to earth women. Never with self-centered up their own arse prima donnas that think I should be gratefull that they even speak to me as they're so gorgeous. It's benefits us both making love, they're not doing me a favour by letting me.

That in my view is where girls have been deliberately led to in todays society and. This is kept going by "stars such as "christian family values" Beyonce (what a hyppocrite), Brittney Spears, Girls Aloud etc. "I've got it and you're gonna beg for it". How sad.

In my view it's the force created that's the goal for both. Women are fantastic. The way society has encouraged women (and yes, lads too although it's considered "acceptable" in their case) is not fantastic and is keeping us all down.

Post.

And people say there is no conspiracy. :p

[notaslave]

A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage.

says it all. You dont even realise that you are a wage slave.

[freespark]

MJ raises an interesting point after all who it was the TPTB that bankrolled the womans movement and the decline of the family values and try to deprive the world of more feminine common sense and love and nurture.

It is my observation that both men and woman are becoming more the same rather than celebrate and respect our yin and yang differences and by getting woman involved in the dirty rat race they have to become like men rather bring any feminine love and care to the establishment, look at power business woman and Maggie thatcher for prime examples of this though this is of course a generalization.
The establishment has no room for the female energy and so is trying to make them more masculine IMHO.

This is a good point you make here. Humans are being moulded to 'play the game' and it goes againsed all our natural instincts and hence causes great unease and unfulfillment.

[sean]

In my opinion we are being 'led' away from doing what we feel is natural to us, and using our intuition.

However, i'm not sure myself that being gay or a lesbian is anything manufactured. It's certainly taken advantage of much like heterosexual relationships are manipulated and moulded by the media.

But I think Humans, in essence, are here to experience whatever it is they feel they would like to. As long as nobody else is getting hurt in the process, I have no problem with it.

[sweet cheeks]

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society. Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage. I believe the change in womens attitudes of what her role should be in society is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall of Adam the female of our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs women to procreate and it is this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

Your an agenda pusher and I see through you now. No wonder you support the "wrong side"! :mad:

[mickyjay]

Your an agenda pusher and I see through you now. No wonder you support the "wrong side"! :mad:

And what is the "wrong side"? Your right though I do have an agenda, and that is to make sure I get the truth out to people who are walking in the dark like yourself.

[eternal_spirit]

I could of been a black African woman in a previous incarnation, or even my great great grandmother in a previous life.:rolleyes:
Hope you come back as a woman next time round who ever started this thread!

[eternal_spirit]

On a more sober note (not) Too much alcohol can cause over production of testosterone in women, possibly making them behave more like men:confused: not sure about that?...but physical changes happen with hormonal imbalances, same for men who drink lots, to much estrogen is produced giving men female physical characteristics such ass breasts!:eek:

I would like to meet a sober woman for a change lol a sober person would be a rare thing male or female, X drinker here:o

[limelady]

And what is the "wrong side"? Your right though I do have an agenda, and that is to make sure I get the truth out to people who are walking in the dark like yourself.

All opinion is welcome, providing it is not set out in an insulting or derogatory manner. Insulting women in general, or in fact any form of blaming one gender for causing all the woes of the world is not only unnecessary and offensive, its counter-productive when energy would be better spent focused on lifting the barriers that prevent ALL humans from seeing the illusionary nature of their controlled existence.

Lime

[sweet cheeks]

And what is the "wrong side"? Your right though I do have an agenda, and that is to make sure I get the truth out to people who are walking in the dark like yourself.

Well, I aint buying what your selling! :p :D

[a fine naked fellow]

I love women thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis muuuuuuuuuuuuuch! Which is a lot.
And I would give all the women in the world a big hug.

[rachel88]

I personally believe that women have a magical power that when shared with men creates something fantastic. The problem today is that the majority of them, especially teens and twenty somethings they have been conned into thinking that everything's physical. All they seem to want is meaningless sex baed on visuals. They never get passed (and guys too) the low level physical, ego and friction levels and onto the level of love and giving/sharing where both partners benefit and part better and more evolved spirits.

Instead of cooperation between the sexes we now have competition between the sexes. We're living in a "flesh based" society where everything revolves around titilation, stimulation and ego. The worrying part is it's not fulfilling. It's like drinking vinegar to quench a thirst. It doesn't work. The competition between the sexes is leading to them sticking to their own and an increase in lesbian and gay sex.

Lots of poor quality non fulfilling sex leads to a feeling of worthlesness and onto more of the same. People are looking for what they are never going to find if they carry on in the same way.

The human race has dropped to the level of hedonism as it did before the flood. Another cleansing is coming but this time on a spiritual, vibrational and energy level instead of flooding the planet as in the times of Noah (Moses/Tuthmoses).

All IMHO.




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[trinity1]

All opinion is welcome, providing it is not set out in an insulting or derogatory manner. Insulting women in general, or in fact any form of blaming one gender for causing all the woes of the world is not only unnecessary and offensive, its counter-productive when energy would be better spent focused on lifting the barriers that prevent ALL humans from seeing the illusionary nature of their controlled existence.

Lime

I don't think he made any insults, just observations. If you're offended by that, I suggest you go and live a little longer and harden up a bit. By the very subject matter this board hopes to encompass, someone, somewhere is going to get the finger pointed at them - whether that be man, woman, reptilian, mason, Jesuit, Jew or blue-blooded royal. So don't go getting all offended just because one of the groups you belong to got a mention. It's your choice to be offended, nobody held a gun to your head.

[limelady]

I don't think he made any insults, just observations. If you're offended by that, I suggest you go and live a little longer and harden up a bit. By the very subject matter this board hopes to encompass, someone, somewhere is going to get the finger pointed at them - whether that be man, woman, reptilian, mason, Jesuit, Jew or blue-blooded royal. So don't go getting all offended just because one of the groups you belong to got a mention. It's your choice to be offended, nobody held a gun to your head.

Thankyou for expressing your opinion. I am very pleased you are 'tough enough' not to be offended.

Lime

[trinity1]

Oh for fuck sake, not another super moderator. :eek:

[limelady]

And what is the "wrong side"? Your right though I do have an agenda, and that is to make sure I get the truth out to people who are walking in the dark like yourself.

All opinion is welcome, providing it is not set out in an insulting or derogatory manner. Insulting women in general, or in fact any form of blaming one gender for causing all the woes of the world is not only unnecessary and offensive, its counter-productive when energy would be better spent focused on lifting the barriers that prevent ALL humans from seeing the illusionary nature of their controlled existence.

Lime

[johnpeters]

On a more sober note (not) Too much alcohol can cause over production of testosterone in women, possibly making them behave more like men:confused: not sure about that?...but physical changes happen with hormonal imbalances, same for men who drink lots, to much estrogen is produced giving men female physical characteristics such ass breasts!:eek:

I would like to meet a sober woman for a change lol a sober person would be a rare thing male or female, X drinker here:o

One of the major problems with our species today is the ammount of hormones we're all taking in. This in a large way is caused by the contraceptive pill. Once ingested some of the hormones it contains find their way into the water table and back into the human body. It is massively afffecting men (femminising them and possibly causing prostate cancer), causing precocious pubity and early interest in sex and also making fish sterile and therefore depleting the fish stocks.

You only need to look at school children today to see what I mean. There's no adolescent stage anymore. Girls especially are children and then women. There's no inbetween. Some are fully developed at 11 or 12. Well, physically developed anyway. Or stand in the high street on a Saturday afternoon and you'll see the same. It's only a matter of time before our government make it worse by lowering the age of consent to 11 or 10.

Why are pedophiles and child porn on the increase? It's being driven by the lower and lower age at which children are becoming mature. Not in all cases but in many.

Plastics are another major but unnoticed way to get hormones into the body. Plastics contain hormone mimickers which the body thinks are hormones. All food that touches plastic, and that's most of today, picks up small traces. Over a long period this is throwing the body out of ballance and this manifests as disease. The body is in "hormonal confusion" and can't cope.

All IMHO.

[pollock]

I feel it should be said like this instead:

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in the world is due to the fact that mankind no longer know their place in the universe. Gone are the days when people used to have pride and respect, a human beings place is with the nature, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A human being should be proud to provide for and love herself and all others while she worships life. I believe the change in mankinds attitudes of what their role should be in the universe is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall from paradise the our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs to love and protect this world and it is the lack of this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

[thirdwave]

And what is the "wrong side"? Your right though I do have an agenda, and that is to make sure I get the truth out to people who are walking in the dark like yourself.

buy presenting enlightening info, or by forcing?

[thirdwave]

but people are demanding a "Free Forum" so how can we not argue and not ban people for coming here to argue and stir??

its seems like a no win situation?

[naturesdaughter]

What a fun thread! I truly enjoy the "debate" between the sexes. I am going to weigh in with some interesting facts from the world of anthropology.

In the primate world there are some very interesting relatives of the Chimpanzees called Bonobos. Now they look almost identical, except Bonobo females always appear to be in heat where as Chimpanzee female can only be seen coming into heat periodically.

Chimpanzee males do all the hunting and when they come come back from the hunt they are in charge of food distribution. The females who appear to be in heat naturally get most of the food and there is a hell of a lot of competition and fighting between the females. In their society, physicality is limted to grooming after fights and breeding when females are in heat. That's it. The males and females fight amongst themeselves and with each other on a daily basis. None of them form tight knit groups.

Bonobos on the other hand live a much more egalitarion life. Both males and females form hunting parties and both males and females distribute the food they bring back. If two females have a spat they make up by having sex. In fact, the males regularly have sex with each other, one on ones, group things, etc. And so do the females. The females form tight friendships and so do the males. There is rarely fighting and competion remains at a minimum.

When I learned about these primates I was truly shocked and now I know why certain groups of people find it in their best interest that we should all be sexually repressed. Not to mention the fact that certain groups want women to stay home and "wait" for the meat to come home. I think it is in my best interest to be as open to all the possibilities of my life and truly explore what it means to be "natural" ;)

[astral_girl]

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society. Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage. I believe the change in womens attitudes of what her role should be in society is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall of Adam the female of our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs women to procreate and it is this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

i take it your from the stone age era :eek:

[eternal_spirit]

Thanks for the info on mokeys lol.
I don't buy Darwin's theory of Evolution, so to compare monkeys behaviour to human behaviour doesn't explain much about us.

Add the fact that all animals on Earth have a different agenda to the human agenda( we're more than likey Aliens or part alien part earth creature) We have machines and all sorts of technology, the animals don't.

[eternal_spirit]

Naturesgirl men are also sexually repressed, women can wear clothes to make them look more sexually desirable make up ect. Just because they look sexy doesn't mean they are available for us men to have sex with.
Sometimes this can send out mixed signals, I'm a confused hetro male:confused:

[eternal_spirit]

i take it your from the stone age era :eek:

:o lol Most hetrosexual women by the time they reach a certain age, want a man to provide a nice home and money for them, don't know if this is the natural way for a woman to be. Or a woman may at least want equality both man and woman working together be it a job or looking after the home and family. A 50 50partnership....... working together for eachother.

Boys will be boys girls will be girls both the sexes have great qualities that the other sex dosen't.
We need one another.

[naturesdaughter]

Yes men are sexually repressed, we all are. The implications of the behavior of Bonobos and Chimpanzees is that if a society were not sexually repressed we would probably by unwilling to engage in wars and we would all share equally in the normal activities of society such as the procuring of food, the raising of children, and the saving of the earth. If you can see someone of the same sex as someone you could love, bond with, and even engage with in a sexual manner, you are far more likely to question whether you should be in the business of killing that person, i.e. wars would not proliferate; however, the powers that be know this and put pressure on all of us to remain staunchly heterosexual and sexually repressed.

[eternal_spirit]

Well said Naturesdaughter, if people are having sex with love they wouldn't wan't to hate and destroy, :) but create and nurture.

[ordinarygirl]

'I've had some of the most fantastic sex and lovemaking with very ordinary and down to earth women. Never with self-centered up their own arse prima donnas that think I should be gratefull that they even speak to me as they're so gorgeous.'



Ordinary?

Will you please define ordinary for me?

I, for one, do not believe that anyone, woman or man, is ordinary. In fact I believe that everyone is extraordinary in their own individual way.

I agree that two humans (and their souls) can create real spiritual and emotional unions, that produce the most incredible, powerful energy, but not when one partner considers the other ordinary. This is neither pure nor genuine. Are your lovers aware that you view them this way?

I myself don’t think I could possibly ever produce the emotional fusion, which is created by two people opening theirs souls to each other, if I felt for one second that my partner was ‘ordinary’. It defeats the whole purpose of intimacy if both partners are not equal in feeling.

Your words may appear to be beautiful on the surface but the underlying implications are chauvinistic and egotistic.

I believe that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that ‘gorgeous’ women are a matter of an individuals opinion.

[tk__]

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society. Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage. I believe the change in womens attitudes of what her role should be in society is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall of Adam the female of our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs women to procreate and it is this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

there's a lot of hate for ya.

[unicorn]

I read a great story from a visitor to the Amazon where the tribe suggested that western women do their job better, which is to tell the men when to stop... the men cut the trees & hunt for the food, & the women make the fire, repair the homes & cook, so when they have enough supplies, the women tell the men to stop. Western women have forgotton to do this, they say. Love it! :)

[tinmenace]

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society. Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage. I believe the change in womens attitudes of what her role should be in society is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall of Adam the female of our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs women to procreate and it is this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Funny, but I suggest you keep your day job.

[bicycle]

SCHOOLCHILDREN across England are to get compulsory lessons on why women are insane.


Ministers want to make sex and relationship lessons compulsory so future generations of boys do not waste half their lives trying to work out what the hell that was all about.

The department of education said reforms are vital as new figures reveal attempts to decode twisted female logic are costing Britain £4.6 billion a year in lost productivity.

A spokesman said: "Most of the early classes will focus on teaching boys how to let it all wash over them.

"Meanwhile the girls will be taught the importance of establishing confidence and stability in a relationship before suddenly changing their minds."

Lessons on the biology of sex will also be overhauled with new diagrams showing the male body as a digestive system attached to a disappointingly small penis.

From next September the core-curriculum will include skank-spotting, jealous rages and how to tell if it is in yet, while girls will be taught how to dismantle and reassemble a state-of-the-art German vibrator in less than three minutes.

Ministers insist exotic sexual practices involving bodily waste or elaborate fistwork will be not covered until year six.

[trojan_scapegoat]

schoolchildren across england are to get compulsory lessons on why women are insane.


Ministers want to make sex and relationship lessons compulsory so future generations of boys do not waste half their lives trying to work out what the hell that was all about.

The department of education said reforms are vital as new figures reveal attempts to decode twisted female logic are costing britain £4.6 billion a year in lost productivity.

A spokesman said: "most of the early classes will focus on teaching boys how to let it all wash over them.

"meanwhile the girls will be taught the importance of establishing confidence and stability in a relationship before suddenly changing their minds."

lessons on the biology of sex will also be overhauled with new diagrams showing the male body as a digestive system attached to a disappointingly small penis.

From next september the core-curriculum will include skank-spotting, jealous rages and how to tell if it is in yet, while girls will be taught how to dismantle and reassemble a state-of-the-art german vibrator in less than three minutes.

Ministers insist exotic sexual practices involving bodily waste or elaborate fistwork will be not covered until year six.

lmao!!:d

[Anders Lindman]

Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home

That made me think about how it's just very recently, historically speaking, we have had more equal rights for women. This means that women have had thousands of years of experience during which they have been able to learn how to become expert backseat drivers!

Behind every great male leader is a woman, someone said. A woman who is an expert backseat driver, I might add. Like, potentially, Michelle Obama. ;):D

[sade]

Waa! Someone is butthurt! T___T
Let's all give him a grouphug! Hugs HEAL!

*gives a biiiiig hug*

[lightgiver]

You know i have been saying this for ages.I blame them Rockefeller's,

It was them gits who funded women's lib so they could get more taxes off everyone.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5577/4copyij4.jpg (http://img174.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4copyij4.jpg)

I would like to see Rome Hilton doing this.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6936/2copycl3.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2copycl3.jpg)

[talulah]

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society. Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage. I believe the change in womens attitudes of what her role should be in society is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall of Adam the female of our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs women to procreate and it is this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

Kiss ma pert scottish erse

[pri01]

What! you believe women should be free to destroy mankind? Wake up! Wake up and smell the coffee before you are doomed to eternal hell. It is the female of the species that keeps us trapped in this illusionary world, it is the female that is responsible for the worlds woes.

Death to the whore of babylon who rides the backs of blind men.

I am sorry to poop at your party but if it wasn,t for women or a woman, that gave birth to you, you would be missing a major chromosome for which woman have 2 of, and so graciously donated 1 to you, so you could exist.
Additionally, you will find in many evolutionary biology theories that,females actualy cause and make the male counterpart tick.:rolleyes:

[killuminati18]

What the fuck??


Crazy mothafucka...your mother brought you to life bitch.

[limelady]

Um....this is a very old thread. The member who started it has long since been banned.


Nothing to see here......move along folks :p

[pri01]

Um....this is a very old thread. The member who started it has long since been banned.


Nothing to see here......move along folks :p

Soz, just saw the history. How easilly are we fired up eh?:)

[talulah]

oops :o

[Anders Lindman]

Holy scruff! The thread is 2 years old. I thought it was from today.

I'm curious about if the pushing down of women for millenia have caused women to become very good at subtle manipulation of men. And that this trait then has been inherited by women, generation from generation, but not inherited by men.

[kiwimaj]

It seems to me that the reason for lots of the troubles we witness in society is due to the fact that women no longer know their place in society. Gone are the days when women used to have pride and respect, a womans place is in the home, not working for some company and getting pissed on a night. A woman should be proud to cook and clean for her husband and partner while he goes out and earns a wage. I believe the change in womens attitudes of what her role should be in society is the reason we are experiencing so much unrest in the world. From day one in her part in the fall of Adam the female of our species has played her part as the whore of babylon. The fact of the matter is mankind really only needs women to procreate and it is this that is condemning us to eternal hell.

THANK YOU SO MUCH....I haven't laughed so much in YEARS....good one, great to see people with a sense of humour on this forum, though saying that, shouldn't this be in the HUMOUR section???

I thought they had done away with sexist bacon sarnie fillers like you CENTURIES ago...

Oh actually, one thought comes to mind....

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/93/79493-004-AF8BCAAA.jpg

:D