The Spice Girls(satire)

[cheeb]

To keep this forum, nice and uncontroversial.

The Spice Girls are to reform

Now called:
Posh- Dosh Spice
Baby- Having a baby Spice
Scary- She now is Spice
Sexy- as a bag of frogs Spice
Sporty- over 40 Spice.

Nelson Mandella said meeting the Spice girls,
was the greatest moment of his life,
(even better than liberation from Robben Island,
after 27 years of incarceration)

How Lovely

Who is your favorite Spice Girl?

No arguements now!

You don,t want to get banned!

Keep it nice,huggy, and fluffy,

LAK (love and kisses)

BH (big hugs)

I love you all equally,

Some of you are more equal than others.

[eternal_spirit]

:D lol I used to think sporty was hot. scarey used to look good at times. Don't think I'd watch any reunion show though. Thinks I'll be the only one replying to this thread. :rolleyes:

[bapp_69]

Ginger spice!!

Two reasons.... can you guess ( . Y . ) :D

[cheeb]

Cosmo Smallpeice has entered the lions den,

your political incorrectness ,won't get you very far in here,

but yeah Ginger , did used to have a very hirsute feline,

but i prefered her puppies,with their lovelley pink noses.

POE

Pttp

[eternal_spirit]

cheeb what does POE and pttp mean:confused: hang on let me guess i like a mystery.... Peace On earth and please turn the page?

[cheeb]

I explained this to the festival spirit before,
POE
general Jack D Ripper in Dr Strangelove,
wrote this out on a bit of paper when he went do lally
going on about floride in the water'
I took it to mean peace on Earth
o ther explanations are available.

PTTP
power to the people
catch phrase of woolfie(citizen Smith)
freedom for Tooting

come the glorious day comrade,
come the glorious day

POE

PttP

[edit]

Sehr gut Klugscheißer.

Higggs

[limelady]

http://www.spicegirls.co.uk/images/band/band/SpiceGirls27.jpg

[cheeb]

where's the after shot''
I work with a woman who is scary spice,
Avid Merrion stylee

bo selecta

shamone mothafucka

anyway if you get the screen just right' it looks like a knobbly knees contest
like the stuff they used to do at Butlins

[limelady]

where's the after shot''
I work with a woman who is scary spice,
Avid Merrion stylee

bo selecta

shamone mothafucka

anyway if you get the screen just right' it looks like a knobbly knees contest
like the stuff they used to do at Butlins

I was hoping you could supply the "after" shot cheeb? :D

[cheeb]

I would love to',
But I haven't got a clue
how to use this contraption,
so ,i will use my imagination instead.

lol

now that was funny

[limelady]

Well here's one before and after that might interest you cheeb, only they put the "after" before the "before".....if you get my drift :p


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/12/poshBIG_450x350.jpg

Gosh...thanks to Posh's and her new BIG puppies, this thread really will have to go into the humour section soon. :D

[cheeb]

Well it was only meant as a literary metaphore'
but the Spice Girls do bring out the fun side of people,
When i was saying about puppies' i meant Geri's
Shit-su dog -Harry,

some people have got filthy minds,
Freud would be turning in his grave,
if he hadn,t have been cremated,

Bout time some fun came back to this forum

[limelady]

hehehe....sorry cheeb, completely misread you didn't I?

First, not Posh but Ginger.....

then not these kind of puppies ---> http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061016/244.halliwell.geri.101606.jpg

but THESE kind of puppies ----> http://images.scotsman.com/2002/02/27/2702dogb.jpg

Gotcha now!!!

And I agree.....a little little humour was needed to lift the energies round here. Thanks for getting us started cheeb :D

[the jock rock]

A pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woof ..Woof!:D:D

[rossus]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2007/06/28/girls372.jpg
after




"The Spice Girls announced their reunion today and insisted they’re really, really not in it for the money."
definately because of 2012 and the speeding up of the love vibration :rolleyes: