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220 Reasons Why St Helens shouldn't be in SL next year

1. Its in scouse land.
2. There all scousers.
3. Only no how to do 2 things.
4. Speciallising in coal mining.
5. speciallising in glass making
6. Your only known because you opened the first fully man made canal.
7. Your just a small down in Merseyside.
8. You failed at being a home for a cotton and linen industry.
9. You failed at mining salt, lime and alkali pits, copper smelting and brewing.
10. All the old industries have left and become outdated
11. The name of your silly insignificant little town stretchs all the way back to the 16th century!!! Named after the "chapel of ease". LOL.
12. The chapel only consisted of a 'challis and a lytle bell. Both have gone missing, do I blame the high crime rate?
13. At the start of the 19th century, St Helens did not even exist as a real town! It was formed from the townships of Eccleston, Windle, Parr and Sutton. You've been stealing all your lifes, taking after the scouse way, are we?
14. With the population of a measly 176,000, with 74,000 houses.
15. There is approximately 19,300 offenses from "violance against the person" the english average is 16,700. Tut tut. A whole 2,600 over the english average.
16. The "theft of motor vehicle offences" is 4,700. The english average is 2,900. Again, naughty naughty.
17. The "Burglary dwelling offences" commited in the Metropolitan Borough of St Helens is 5,300. The english average is 4,300. A whole 1000 over the average. In a little town like yours. Ouch.
18. the "theft from a vehicle offences" commited is 8,600. The english average is 7,600. Again 1000 over the national average. Naughty Naughty.
19. Your little town was actully built both physically and metaphorically on coal. That in a way is embarrasing. ;)
20. In 1913 the peak year of the mining of coal, with 1 million employed in the UK mining, the St Helens division of the Lancashire and Cheshire Miner's Federation (Your local miners' union) had the largest membership of that federation! 10%! So i think your whole town must of been mining, just imagine your population in 1913.
21. Your little town was served as a hub for the growth of Liverpool. You helped the scousers out even more. You became there leg rests really.
22. Your town used to have a clock tower with a steeple! BUT, this was destroyed in a fire in 1913. Now i wonder how that happened.. I dont have crime rates for 1913. But surely it couldnt of happened in 1913, everyone in St Helens was mining, werent they?
23. The glass industry you used to be so known for, the major employer it once was. Now isnt. But it still employs over 1000 people in the town! Now thats how much of the town.. Must be a major employer? Surely?
24. Merseyside is the poorest urban area in the UK.
25. Merseyside has low economic activity rates.
26. Below average business survival rates.
27. Very high levels of unemployment. Notably long term unemployment.
28. On average, merseyside has low domestic incomes.
29. Educational and skills levels well below those of the North West region and the rest of the UK.
30. This is all because of the lack of employment opportunites, due to no one having the money to open businesses.
31. Merseyside's resident population has continued to decline.
32. Structual decline in traditional high-employment industries over many years has contributed to this picture of Merseyside.
33. Merseyside generally had encouraged the rest of the UK to have a very poor, negative image of the area in the UK.
34. You have a similar name to Mt St Helens which results in many Japanese tourist accidentally stepping foot in your shithole of a town.
35. Your people and players are reptilian as proven when Jamie Lyon came over and got sun burnt thanks for the weathers hatred for this town and your reptilian tolerance.
36. Your people never travel to other places so your council brings in an Urban beach every summer
37. You have such troublesome youth your council dedicates many of its WebPages about Youth Offending.
38. Your Mps worship the Devil and are the centre of the N.W.O conspiracy
39. A big night out in St Helens is going to the pub
40. You have well over 2000 takeaways (around 88 people per takeaway is a lot) in your area to cater your eating habits - a thing that we don’t want influencing on the rest of this country
41. The best you have to offer is Johnny Vegas and he’s done bad things
42. Search St Helens on Google Image and nothing will come up of the town and we want it to stay that way.
43. Your so desperate to be part of the world your hoping to have a tacky sculpture done by Jaume Plensa to represent your city.
44. The safety of the children of the city is zero as you only have 51 school crossing patrols in operation.
45. St Helens is where Knowsley Safari drops off all its animal droppings to be burnt making the air very smelly.
46. St Helens has yet to produce terrorist, but when they do it’ll be the end of the world.
48. You have no Television or Radiobroadcasters and we want to keep it that way
49. Your best ever club Nexus was blighted by underage drinking, drug dealing and aesthetics which means another club will never open in the town again.
50. Your taste in music is so bad your tourist board boasts that Eclectica 08 is the north west’s most exciting free event.
51. The fir Tree Farm Shop open day is the highlight of your yearly calendar.
52. You have down and out TV star Andy Abraham to switch on your Christmas lights
53. You all think that the visit of Czech Republic’s Victor Kolar exhibition of photographs
Is right up they with the exhibitions places like London and Leeds get.
54. Your tourist board considers the opening of a small art centre a dream come true.
55. The Club never makes any profit
56. The club always breaks salary cap laws
57. St Helens glass adverts were a load of rubbish. No wonder they got pulled of the TV.
58. Its got a girls name! How soft can you get???
59. Where no famous people come to call it home
60. Don’t have a music scene, if they did, they’d know what a cassette recorder was
61. Its Football club is so bad they’ve sold out to the American Dollar on their logo
62. Views Billinge Lump as its high point. Which means its low point must be pretty bad name-wise.
63. Very few people could locate St Helens on a map
64. Its more likely that St Helens would be referred to as an independent girls school
65. Has become a commercial clone town and lost all its originality by giving up its heritage.
66. If people hate Mt St Helens, what will they think of a town in the UK?
67. Plus, their football club’s home colours are a poor man’s version of sunderlands (if that’s possible)
68. The American version of St Helens has a jackass canyon. They must be saying something.
69. St Helens is latin for hopeless.
70. St Helens glass has no class. Worst slogan ever.
71. Has a worse stadium than Doncaster
72. Has a worse stadium than Widnes
73. Has a worse stadium than Feverstone
74. Has a worse stadium than Toulouse
75. Took the corruption of rugby league to the next level by having Ganson refereeing their games
76. Its just a small town in Wigan
77. The town is even considering having a statue of Kieran Cunningham erected
78. They have the biggest Chav following ever
79. Attendances only go up at Knowsley Road when Leeds are playing poorly
80. The town has the worse accents ever
81. They is nowhere to park in St Helens as the roads are full of burnt out cars
82. Your cheerleaders are men!
83. Your greatest fan is League Freak (He’s a closet fan)
84. You have the most fowl mouth fans in the land
85. You cheated Bradford, now your cheating Leeds
86. You have a terrible World Club Challenge record
87. You let go of the best player ever - Lee Briars
88. Your team is nothing but Millwards team and that’s why Daniel Anderson can’t get a job in Australia
89. Your town is into bread
90. You kill more ants than anywhere else in the world
91. Once met a guy on WoW from St Helens and I wish I never have done
92. Lots of rubbish to fall over in St Helens
93. Is the home of the worse drivers in the world
94. Your players have funny shaped balls (someone told me that)
95. The only market in St Helens is the Black Market
96. You produced the worse English winger ever in Ade Gardner
97. Your Terrace songs are rubbish
98. You will never produce a genuine karaoke star
99. You hosted the worse end of the century parties
100. I had the worse burger in St Helens
101. The only decent fish n chips is the one just outside your ground
102. Knowsley road is falling down
103. Morrison’s is more popular than you
104. You are a nothing team, with a nothing future
105. You will share your new stadium with a supermarket
106. St Helens have the worst unemployment rates in Merseyside
107. The only students that get further education in St Helens are the ones who are brought up in St Helens
108. Your best player you have right now is a pisshead gambler
109. Your second best player prefers a night in Blackpool to a day on Bondi
110. Your team will never be better than Wigan
111. You never signed Sonny Bill Williams
112. Your only hope is Jamie Lyon and he’s long gone now
113. You will never score 70 against Leeds
114. Your team is known as and always will be known as "Dirty cheating shithouses"
115. Your people brave the worse perms in England
116. Your disliked by a respectable Facebooker known as Carol King from Manchester
117. You have a player who encourages the young uns to squeeze each others balls
118. Its people all go bin raiding super market sweep style
119. The fans have never got over the 27-0 creaming at Wembley
120. The lack of other sports in this city represents a dire future for the city
121. Once Sean Long goes you will never win a thing again
122. The only thing that keeps saints fans passionate is jealousy
123. You had Alec 'Dirty Twat' Murphy playing for you
124. St Helens introduced the game to 15 men (semi final)!
125. Sean Longs boyfriend has a pink Cadillac that looks suspiciously like the one from Shameless
126. St Helens are tramps who should go get they own groups on Facebook according to respectable Facebooker Hayley Gurhy from Manchester
127. St Helens is so small they don’t even have a network on Facebook
128. People from St Helens are so sad they have created a big wooden snake society that used to rot in their city centre (currently has 967 members on Facebook)
129. The people of St Helens think that Primark is Royalty clothing!
130. St Helens is full of people who think they are in Lancashire and not Merseyside
131. St Helens is the home of bad parking
132. You have people who have never left the town and think that you deserve to be the future European Capital of Culture 2057
133. You have a high rate of teenage pregnancies in the town
134. Aladdin is the highlight of your theoretical calendar
135. St Helens is the only town in England that wants a Nandos after that Critinao Ronaldo wink
136. People in St Helens would even consider spending Christmas Eve and New years Eve in St Helens.
137. You only have 67 lads as shown on the Facebook group St Helens lads
138. You consider Dale on big brother a local hero!
139. St Helens has very few pretty people
140. Toulouse have better weather
141. Feverstone is more cultured then St Helens
142. Leigh has better corner shops than you
143. Widnes have better cheerleaders than yours!
144. Halifax is more picturesque than St Helens
145. You have no decent shopping facilities
146. All your public loo’s are porter loos
147. Your fans once gave me the evils as a youngster
148. Your fans are the most arrogant ever
149. People flock from all over Merseyside on match day when Leeds fans arrive in town to nick our cars
150. Many fans who have visited Knowsley Road bare scares from tripping up
151. All your fans will go back to supporting Wigan once they are back to they best
152. St Helens is full of Emo’s
153. The town is just one big red light district
154. Your best forward likes to spend his nights out at grab a granny nights
155. The only people who smile in St Helens are the people leaving St Helens
156. You are known for your infamous bottle top festival where you pelt each other with bottle tops year after year.
157. You have the biggest Jonas brothers fan base in the UK
158. No one from your city has ever topped the charts and performed on TOTP
159. We all hate scousers
160. People from Feverstone are more tolerable
161. Leigh represent more hope for rugby league to grow
162. Widnes would win everything next year if they where in SL instead of St Helens
163. People from Halifax make better Sunday dinners
164. Feverstone has a bigger fan base than St Helens
165. St Helens will never have its own Wigan Pier
166. You do not have one decent MC
167. Your chairs are made by wood and evidently rotting away
168. We don’t understand a thing anyone says from that town
169. Your people have terrible manners
170. Your town isn’t fit to walk a dog
171. No one from your town will ever contribute to the Olympics ever
172. Your town is the biggest contributor to global warming in the UK
173. You will never have a Puig Aubert
174. Darren Albert was never really that fast (Calderwoods faster)
175. Your best forwards a ginger
176. Your second best player is a violent person
177. Van Vollenhoven’s rugby league debut was a disaster
178. You will never have a player as good as Eric Ashton
179. You will never have better coaches than the coaches you have seen at Wigan and Leeds.
180. You wasted 30K on Mal Meninga
181. Your are home to the most undiscovered meanest Mod on the net - Doogle
182. Your fans even struggle to come up with 101 reasons why your are better than Leeds
183. Your youths even break glass at the GWP
184. Rugby League is the only hope for St Helens as is Leyland and Chorley.
185. Your council is more interested in building a new stadium than solving poverty in the area (sounds like the same tactics that the south African government are doing for the 2010 football world cup)
186. It was two St Helens lassies that originally starred in the two girls one cup video
187. You ban AP from your forums because he rips you up so good
188. Your pre-match entertainment is a bore
189. Your glory days are coming to an end
190. The town is in rapid decline
191. Your club is in secret planning to eventually relocate the club to Liverpool
192. You will never have SL best fullback unlike Leeds and Wigan have
193. The town has social ties with Stuttgart in Germany (not surprised as Stuttgart is one of Germany's largest wine-growing cities)
194. The town can only boast of a four star hotel
195. You produced one of the worse commentators ever in Ray French
196. Richie Spedding would rip St Helens apart
197. Violence is typical coming from your area having produced Former Cage Rage Heavyweight Champion Rob Broughton.
198. The only good motorcycle driver you ever produced is Geoffrey Ernest Duke
199. A rubbish darts player hails from the town called Alan Tabern
200. Knowsley Road shares its ground with a football team!
201. St Helens hails no notable boxing champions
202. Fans are getting fed up of their tires been let down whilst watching the game
203. The town will never produce any international super stars
204. When I’m down they people always suss out that I’m not local
205. People of the town don’t clean up after they dogs
206. Knowsley Road is your only tourist attraction
207. Richard John Seddon hated St Helens so much he emigrated to Australia
208. You call each other Woolybacks
209. Your home to The Burgies meaning producing mutant locals
210. Your economy is based on sales from the magic mushrooms on The Burgies
211. Louise Glover could have been killed if she stayed in her hometown
212. If someone from St Helens gets to go on TV its to talk about fraud (Owen Roberts)
213. You have a terrible movie director in David Yates who hailed from the town
214. Paul Harris has introduce Britain to many years of terrible dancing
215. St Helens has dire house parties
216. Your hiding Osama Bin Laden
217. Anything that was good of the city apart from the rugby is now long gone
218. Most of the towns population are members of Alcohol Anonymous
219. Three quarters of the population of the town is over weight causing mass floods elsewhere in the world
220. This list will be more famous than the town its self

[polveirbecker]

300 Reasons why Australia shouldn’t be hosting the world Cup

1. You told our fellow Pommy friend Dom Jolly to go fuck himself when asking for directions to Larrimah
2. You gave us the worse larger in the world - Fosters
3. Russell Coight finds humour in a child’s disfigured finger
4. You let go of the best rugby league player ever - Michael Dobson
5. Kristie Coade is your best chance of a truly class super model
6. Stephanie McIntosh can’t sing
7. Delta Goodrem is a marriage breaker
8. Your home to the nasty League Freak
9. You treat your natives horribly
10. Aussie Rules football is better any ways
11. Neighbours along with Home and Away stole all our storylines!
12. Your home to the Devils Marbles
13. Russell Crowe bans cheerleaders at games!
14. Heath Ledger hated the country so much he emigrated to America
15. Its way too expensive to get to Australia
16. The NRL is doing its best to get rid of rugby leagues best players over they
17. You axed the best TV show in the history of TV shows - Big Brother
18. Your home to the racist town of Camden (near Sydney) where 3,200 people blocked a move for an Islamic school
19. You gave the green light to a US spy base to be built in Western Australia
20. You send us crap journalist over like John Pilger
21. We never want to hear the didgeridoo ever again
22. You’re a nation of problem gamblers
23. Your full of dead Ghost towns like Kookynie
24. You let crap British artist ruin Lake Ballard that is the west of Menzies
25. Niagara Dam is not a place you want to share with the world
26. Chris Lilley stole the idea for his shitty series Summer Heights High from British hit The Office
27. The land is full of descendants to criminals
28. Blackpool Beach owns Bondi Beach
29. Your national Anthem just doesn’t make sense
30. Your rugby is so rubbish Brian Beaven emigrated to the UK to play better rugby
31. Sean Long kicked your arse in Sydney
32. Willie Mason is a thug who played for the bulldogs
33. Mick Meredith is the only decent funny man from the Australian land
34. The countries musical moguls even put on a musical about crappy Cricketer Shane Warne
35. Bellfield Cricket Club has funny looking grass
36. Philip Stokes is the worse glass artist in the world and he’s not even from St Helens!
37. Celebrity spotting although just imagined is bigger in Melbourne than Rugby is
38. No one can stand the Australian Accent
39. Your natives are cannibals who eat visitors that get lost in the outback
40. Every book I’ve read by an Australian author has been rubbish
41. Your animals killed the best presenter in the world - Steve Irwin
42. Australia is just like the film Romper Stomper
43. Your house flies are the most annoying in the world
44. You have more things that can kill you in Australia than anywhere else in the world
45. Even Kangaroos hate Australia resulting in many of them drowning in the sea trying to get out
46. Holly Valance stole and remade a then popular Turkish song!
47. The place is just too far away
48. The weather is bad for you out they
49. Your dogs chase every English visitor over they
50. Geelong braves a national wool museum in its city
51. Williamstown is a dump
52. Venus Bay is the worse place you can have an holiday ever
53. Mount Macedon isn’t much of a mount at all at just 1,000 metres above sea level
54. Collectively and throughout history Australians have just been petty criminals
55. In 1973 you finally came together and did something constructive criminal wise
56. Criminals from Woolloomooloo sunk themselves right down the toilet calling themselves The Loo Mob
57. Australian Prostitutes are the most lethal in the world when it comes to killing its clients
58. Two Up is the worse game that this world has ever come across
59. You are genuinely viewed internationally as having some of the best quality shop lifting citizens in the world - Don’t want you pick pocketing us at the world cup!
60. Your best ever mobster George Wallace was razored to death in Perth on 23rd November 1948
61. Sunny Hills is not very sunny at all as it is one of Australia’s well known Prostitute district
62. Idiots listened to a compulsive liars rumours that they was £30.000 buried in the Centennial Park bringing gullible Australian treasure hunters from all over to this shitty area
63. They is no decent nightlife left in Australia after The Ziegfield Club closed in May 1951
64. You produce criminals that cut peoples toes off!
65. You celebrate the heroics of Melville Schnitzerling who really is just a poor mans Papillon
66. You battle over pathetic places like waterfronts
67. You have such harsh laws that people will mutilate them selves if they have a court date
68. You disrespect your Queen
69. We own you as shown on your flag!
70. Every time we think of Australia we think of spiders in you not so clean toilets
71. You all believing fairy’s at the bottom of your gardens
72. The quality of weed in Australia is not very according to people
73. It will never have a good football team
74. The only reason why people go to Australia is because they running away from a crime elsewhere
75. Its home to the worse streekers in the world after a fellow West Tigers fan failed to even get on the pitch at the WCC between West Tigers and Bulls
76. Australians never perform when it matters as proven in the world club challenge matches
77. Australia is helping in wars that have nothing to do with them
78. You have not done anything significant in the world other than performing in sports (catching up with the world eh?)
79. Australians have even worse humour than the Germans
80. You’ve repeated the word good day so much that its not warm and friendly anymore
81. An Australian barmaid gave one of my favourite characters in a book crabs
82. Australia is located in the bad part of the world - the southern hemisphere
83. Australia is more a less unknown and we want to keep it like that
84. Your all traitors of Europe
85. Bendigo only has a population of 86,510 and we want to keep it like that because your corrupt cops will just arrest anyone at the world cup for all the unsolved crimes in that city in order to boost its population
86. The Ross River in Townsville is ready to break its banks in time for the world cup to drown rivals
87. Horseshoe Bay on Magnetic Island magnetically attracts sudden death
88. Nelly Bay in Queensland is full of nellys
89. Australians take pride in their cultural diversity through such large gatherings as The Sydney Race Riots
90. Pauline Hanson is Australia’s answer to Hitler
91. Australian culture is a fusion of the very worst American and British traits.
92. You all drink Kangaroo Milk
93. Australia is full of lazy people as proven when someone infamously put a TV on his front lawn to watch cricket despite the match only been a stone throw away.
94. You’re a nation of petrol snifters and drinkers!
95. The only people who smile about Australia is when Australia is been owned in some computer game tournaments
96. The only time you smile at an Australian is when your biting the grenade top
97. The only time you wink at an Australian is when you are going to shoot them
98. Australia is Latin for unknown and we want to keep it that way.
99. Australia must of stolen rugby league somewhere down the line the dirty convicts
100. Your Fireworks are second to China, the Chinese would host a better world cup
101. Your greatest player of the modern era is a well known druggie
102. You desperately want to move rugby league to America but the Americans are wise enough not to have you in they backyards
103. AP is the last great spokesperson for the doomed country
104. In Newcastle you shoot people in order to generate interest in the area
105 Your hospitals illegally take the DNA of the countries babies
106. Your hospitals in Western Australia are in a mess any way
107. Your one of the most governed countries on this earth with one politician to 20.000 Aussies making the government over they very interfering
108. You stole the best driving trick in the world - driving on the left side of the world!
109. Silly Australians call light bulbs light globes
110. Queensland is full of banana benders as its is they favourite pastime..
111. Darwin is only known because it was bombed
112. You cruelly fooled the Americans into thinking that the Dropbears were true
113. Harold Hold hated leading Australia so much he went missing in the sea
114. The Bradshaws is the worse type of art inflicted on the world
115. Phar Lap (race horse) angered your bookies so much they sent him to America to be killed
116. Australian people are so sad they have more newspapers than anywhere else in the world
117. Your security is the worse in the world after a few fans smuggled a pig into a Sydney Australian football match
118. Once swimming during the day was declared legal in 1902 many people have swam away from Australia since
119. In an attempt to destroy your nation by exploding an atomic bomb in the South Australian desert we failed because Australians are mutants
120. Australia is full of preaching Christians
121. You live on a unhealthy diet of barbeques
122. Sculling is the worse drinking tradition ever
123. You have 1500 species of Australian spiders and your not even culling them!
124. The Tasmanian Devil is the ugliest creature to walk this earth
125. You have more sheep than people in Australia
126. Ayers Rock is an asteroid that would of killed other countries but not Australia
127. Camping at Devil Marbles is the worse camping experience anyone will ever have
128. Katherine Gorge is nothing but a eyesore
129. Idiots in Australia believe that the Ayers Rock is a sacred player of myth and wonder
130. Australians think that the fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. Probably just to cover up they own crimes.
132. Australians find that Kangaroos can’t walk backwards so funny they take it too far and put them on the Australian coat of arms
134. Australians are so dumb they don’t know that Water is the only element that expands both when it freezes and when it boils.
135. Australians have no sense of taste
136. 35% of Australians who use personal ads for dating are already married
137. Stewardesses is the longest word that Australians can collectively write with their left hands
138. You couldn’t beat England at cow slapping (union) in 2003
139. On average people fear spiders more than they do death but not in Australia!
140. Gary Ablet in any other sport would have been an international superstar but not while playing Aussie Rules!
141. You’re a bunch of perverts having the Australian Nudist Federation
142. We do not want to see one more bleeding eucalyptus
143. Its too hot to play Rugby League in Australia
144. The place is like china only worse
145. Corey Worthington Delaney is only popular in Australia and it needs to stay that way
146. Kevin Rudd would make Australia better - so that’s why Australians don’t elect him because they miserable and want everyone else to be miserable in the world
147. The only good fashion that has come out of Australia is belts under girls boobs
148. People are so tight in Sydney they use an empty goon bag, blown up, as a pillow
149. The highlight of an Australians social life is engaging in a minor conversation with a check out person
150. We are sick of Australians starting sentences with I reckon
151. We don’t want the tropical birds waking us up while after a weekends piss up
152. You eat Lamb on Australia Day
153. Australia is full of poofters who need to harden up
154. The Australian Government subside World Youth Day
155. People who have never been smashed before got smashed in Australia - just shows what a drunk nation it really is
156. The coolest place to grow up as a kid in Australia is Altona and its not really that cool
157. Your home to the scummiest nightclub in the world - Wilson’s
158. The DHA is only trying to help Australians but they despise it!
159. The most tolerant people in the world - South Africans even hate Australians!
160. The Reggae scene in Australia is not very popular (Aussies don’t have good taste)
161. You have even named one of your suburbs Liverpool after the dump in the UK
162. Australians are so daft they get the first newspaper on the pile
163. Australian TV presenters have the worse mannerisms ever
164. All Australians are compulsive weather checkers despite it always been the same over they
165. You have to check that you’ve locked the door three times in Australia because your manufacturers produce rubbish stuff
166. Australians repeat things in they heads so much when they thinking they end up saying them out loud
167. Australians have bad habits of checking the bag for keys wallet and phone, before they get in the car, while they are in the car, and after they get out of the car. This will look very annoying if anyone’s car breaks down during the world cup and an Aussie has to use public transport
168. Cane Toads have invaded Australia’s lighted up areas at night
169. Only in Australia you can be charged with a quarantine offence for allegedly smuggling three tiny fish in a face cream jar
170. Closet-wise everyone wants to emigrate away from Australia
171. Your fellow countryman Terry Matterson is a moron
172. Most Australian players that come to Leeds are overrated and genuinely flop
173. You have only produced one notable Australian in a World Club Challenge winning Leeds side
174. Chemtrails roam widely in Australia infecting many of its citizens
175. You are home to many big open gay community’s
176. Victoria is full of Yarra-yabbies
177. Australia gave the world motor mower, rotary hoist, poptop can, wine cask and the brick veneer
178. Melbourne has the worse public transport in the world
179. Australian tapwater is the devils water as it goes down the plug hole clockwise
180. Australia’s intentions is war as the fist satellite they launched was the WRESAT (Weapons Research Establishment Satellite)
181. South Australia is full of Croweaters
182. Fellow Australians weirdly like to call Tasmanians: Taswegians, Tassies, Apple Islanders
183. You have killer Jackaroos
184. You all really want to kark it because you live in Australia
185. An Ocker is openly accepted in Australian society
186. Paddy Wagons burnt out is a common site in Australia
187. You confuse holiday makers to your country by referring our luggage as port
188. Anonymous members from Australia posted epic fails from their church of scientology protests
189. Australian trolls are the most boring in the world
190. Your dancing is so bad that Kate Cebrano could even win the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars
191. Toowoomba is known world wide as Poowoomba
192. Melbourne is full of sad people who spend they lives dressed up as the Sonic Manipulator
193. Epic fail Guy can be found in Melbourne!
194. You are going to produce many more Port Arthur massacres
195. Perth is the most boring place that you could ever visit
196. The ten network in Australia has no remorse whatsoever moving its show back to Perth from Sydney after Charmaine Dragun fell from a cliff known as the GAP because she missed Perth
197. You only need to visit Australia is your aeroplane needs it fuel tank refilling
198. You produced somebody who paid $150 on something that he doesn’t control
199. Woodridge is a Major bogan hangout
200. Canberra is full of idiots who believe that it is the ruins of Atlantis
201. Some species of shark can grow, lose and regrow as many as 30,000 teeth in their lifetime - something that the Australians are not aware of due to still playing with death in the sea
202. 75% of the outback is considered to be outback anyways
203. Australia is the serious assault capital of the world
204. Elsewhere in the world your more likely to be killed by a rogue champagne cork than a poisonous spider bite - not in Australia!
205. Australians are unaware that hummingbirds can’t walk
206. Your best daughter Dannii Minogue appeared in a advert for penguin biscuits
207. Australians run away from all mosquitoes despite only the female species are the only ones that can bite you
208. An average lifespan of an eyelash is five months - In Australia its two!
209. During the middle ages, people used spider webs to try to cure warts. They still do this in Australia
210. Thanks to the Australians, global warming is raising the temperature of our testicles
211. Dannii Minogue has twice been bitten by poisonous spiders and was cured because she has mutant Australian genes
212. The most overdue book in the world was apparently borrowed from Sydney Sussex College, Cambridge for a shameful 288 years.
213. All Australians know that Donald Ducks middle name is Fauntleroy - how sad is that?
214. Australia have close social ties with the racist bunch of the Todas people of Southern India who refuse to cross ant bridges
215. A majority of Australians are Schizophrenics who never yawn
216. People I’ve come across from Australia are a bunch of quidnuncs the nosey Parkers!
217. Australians don’t have a good taste in food thanks to they consent dribbling of saliva
218. An average yawn lasts six seconds. In Australia it lasts the whole time your they
219. It takes 25 muscles to swallow most foods but not Australian food
220. Toads only eat moving prey like the clubbers in Sydney
221. There is not really such a thing as a big Australian Company and we want to keep them small
222. Importation laws in Australia restrict just about everything good into the country, especially the goods that are non terrorist related
223. Australia holds all the fat people - that’s why it needs to be such a big country
224. Typical Australians have no real meaning to their lives, nor any interest
225. Australia hardly ever take risks, so nothing groundbreaking or new develops as a country
226. Australia Day is the holiday for small minded individuals in that country who believe in the White Australia concept
227. The religious group AL-FIRQAT UN-NAAJIYAH would thrive in Australia
228. Labour voters are ruining Australia as if it wasn’t ruined all ready?
229. Australia is full of inter dimension Reptiles who rule the world underground
230. Australia turn an old school pal into a career criminal
231. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World that was filmed in Australia has convince an individual on the David Icke forum that there’s a underground portion of the plateau where an advanced civilization of reptilian slavemasters have humans as slaves
232. They is a spy ring of at least three Mossad agents working from Australia
233. Australian festivals are so bad that they come and invade ours!
234. Burumba Dam is a chemical waste dumping ground
235. An Australian poster on the internet (can’t name due to confidentiality) spelt area - airier!
236. Sending your worse enemy to Australia is worse than sending them to St Helens
237. Food is very expensive to buy in Australia. That’s why everyone lives on a bush diet
238. We send our least liked celebrities to suffer in Australia every year
239. Australia is full of naughty girls with bad habits for drugs
240. An old friend of mine (no longer like him due to him threatening to hit me after I revealed his little perverted secret) has social ties with fellow Australian groomers
241. Sydney’s paranoid government launched a go back campaign which is a bag containing items to survive disaster. Is this disaster going to happen when we visit them in the world cup?
242. The Daily Telegraph is the biggest source of fascist propaganda on the southern hemisphere and possibly even the world
243. Australia is the launching pad of the N.W.O
244. A lot of greys live in Australia
245. They is a lot of secret alien technologies been used at PINE GAP in Australia
246. Australia is now under Americas power (we no longer own Australia)
247. William Cooper has constructive evidence of Reptilian activity in Australia
248. Mutant evolved Stenonychosaurus roam the Australian desert freely
249. Since 15th January, 1996 the Australian army, airforce and navy is placed under single command.
250. The Coast Watch Service of Australia is corrupt and takes bribes from Illegal fishermen
251. Australians are culling rabbits
252. Australia has lockdowns in its schools to scare children
253. ANZAC Day is an annual mass mourning ritual honouring and glorifying the Australian and New Zealand lives lost in the Illuminati sacrificial mass murder rituals we call "war".
254. The top commercial channels in Australia which are Channel 7 Channel 9 and Channel 10 all display their logo as a number in the corner of the screen. This is a hidden numerological/mind control implications thing
255. Evil Spirits roam the Australian skies
256. Many Australians believe that A practical way to end the illusiory Earth dimension is for everyone in the world to stop having children with immediate effect
257. An Australian is the most likely place your going to find an alien message in their DNA
256. Cell Phone Towers (masts) are hidden all over in Australia
257. The Fake Moon Landing was filmed in Australia
258. They is not much to know about Australia
259. Despite the celebrity backing glamour team South Sydney is still performing rubbish
260. You all rate Melbourne Storm despite them been beaten by the far superior Leeds Rhinos side
261. If Leeds Rhinos played in the NRL, we would rip it!
262. Darren Lockyer will never be better than Lee Briars
263. Your Australian Schoolboy rugby league players are all drugged up
264. Ned Kelly is your national hero
265. The best ever rugby league player that Australia had ever seen preferred pig hunting in the outback to playing rugby league
266. Rugby Union is more liked in Australia than Rugby League
267. Australia is the most infertile and climatically aggressive place in the world and it still teems with life!
268. No one outside Australia keeps track of Australian politics
269. The boomerang is the most lethal weapon on this earth
270. Australia is home to the Japanese doomsday cult Aum Shinrikyo
271. The New York times only acknowledges Australia 20 times a year and that’s in a good year
272. Your all killing the earths lungs - the great barrier reef
273. You have a misleading road in the outback called Poochera
274. Time is taken away from us when we visit Australia
275. Rupert Murdoch knew that he had to leave Australia to become rich
276. The Blue Mountains are not very Blue at all
277. Sydney Harbour is the worse in the world
278. Adelaide is the most unrepressed city in the world
279. John Howard hated capital city so much he refused to live there
280. Broken Hill isn’t as broken as it sounds
281. Daintree River is where Australians interact with Crocodiles
282. Australia is the arse of the commonwealth
283. Sarah is the worse Australian that has been on British screens, you sent her over here to annoy us I know you did
284. Australia will never produce a sport as popular at football
285. You have the REAL King who lives in Australia who’s related to the Queen who wants out of the commonwealth. But still he does nothing about it!
286. Australia is full of deadly plant life that should have been culled years ago
287. The best Australian coach got sacked from his post in England for swearing!
288. My Project on an Australian ghost town bombed
289. I played Rolf Harris didgeridoo song non stop for an afternoon and the people who were in that room can’t get the song out of their heads now
290. People of Australia find it funny to steal gnomes from old peoples gardens and send them to exotic places around the world
291. The Aussie news presenters where dismissal at the Beijing Olympics
292. Orange County Chopper didn’t like the country very much
293. Adelaide is full of hippies
294. Sir Thomas Playford suggested that they was no need for universities - where would all the nutters go?
295. Thomas Austin should be treated like a national hero for importing rabbits
296. Its easy to get lost in Canberra as all the neighbourhoods are identical (boring people then)
297. Victoria Bitter is the worse bitter in the world
298. White Cliffs was once home to many brothels
299. Australia is full of forgotten people and we want it to stay that way
300. Cliffs Hotel has a strangling atmosphere

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100 Reasons why England will win the world cup

1. Richie Mathers isn’t even number one fullback for England and that scares the shit out of the Aussies
2. We have two of the world’s best centres in Gleeson and Senior
3. SBW has left league for union meaning New Zealand have no chance in the world cup against us
4. Our forward pack is the best in the world
5. Tony Smith has a magic hat and is the best technical coach in the world
6. Darren Lockyer isn’t a touch on our England captain Jamie Peacock
7. This England team is so good Sean Long has retired from the international set up because he can no longer get in the starting line up
8. Rob Burrow is the best number seven in the world
9. Australia are doomed without Wayne Bennet at the helm
10. Leon Pryce will squeeze the balls of every oppositions players in order to win a game
11. Gleeson won’t be faking an injury this time round and putting a wager on anyone smashing England
12.New Zealand are having head coaching problems
13. The Tri Nations whitewash against the Kiwis showed that England are the best team in the world
14. The Australian squad is nothing but an overrated group of players that are only at the top of the world rankings thanks to fans that are even more ‘god given right’ minded than Castleford fans
15. English teams genuinely own Australian teams in the world club challenge any ways
16. Now Mark Gasnier has gone I’m more confident than ever that England will win the world cup
17. Australia have not had a truly competitive game since Great Britain won Australia 23 – 12 in Sydney 2006
18. Gareth Ellis wants to show the NRL spectacle idiots that he’s better than any 12 that the NRL has to offer and will improve the competition just like when rugby league improved Australian lives by the English inventing rugby league
19. All the other teams in the world cup will be a walk over including Australia and New Zealand
20. Brian Noble is no longer in the England / Great Britain set up
21.Even a second string English side could win the world cup for us
22.This year the rest of the world will feel the full force that is James Graham
23. Kevin Sinfields Kicking game will just confuse the opposition
24. Ganson (if the international committee allow him to) will ref England games like he refs Saints games
25. Lions are far more superior than kangaroos
26. One look at Maurie and the opposition will be scared shitless
27. Australians only play rugby league for money so all their players will be easily bribed to play rubbish
28. Even if the Aussies win the world cup final against England the world cup will be eventually stripped off them for all their player been on steroids.
29. Mick Gledhill has a wager on England loosing the world cup so we’re bound to win now aren’t we?
30. My Buddha will be sitting on an England flag throughout the world cup
31. This will be 2003 all over again but in league with just one world cup win in 100 years for England
32. Australia is a team full of favourites and will leave genuine world beaters out of the team like Matt Orford
33. Adrian Morley is ready to own Australia all over again
34. God help any team that gets in Danny McGuire’s way
35. England have good momentum behind them
36. Benji Marshall isn’t all that good
37. It is written in the tea leafs that England will win the world cup this year
38. We owned you at the Olympics so we will own you at the rugby world cup
39. If Jamie Jones even gets picked the opposition is in a lot of trouble
40. If Paul Wellens can score a try against Australia anyone can
41. Ade Gardner will be number one try scorer in the tournament
42. You see our big win over France?
43. The sun will be shining on England
44. The man of steel was outplayed by another English squad player in the Grand Final
45. While Saints players will bring consistency to the England Squad, Leeds players will bring game breakers
46. Australia is the national version of St Helens - The serial pretenders
47. The Aussie won’t be able to tempt each other away from drinking games before matches
48. I can’t even think of one PNG player right now
49. Without Andrew Johns Australia are doomed
50. The Australian squad won’t fly from state to state because they will be scared of terrorist attack meaning they will get disqualified from the tournament
51. Group B & C are full of Mickey Mouse rugby League playing nations
52. Did you see Danny McGuire in the Super League Grand Final?
53. Even if Leon goes to jail we will still smash every team that dares to play in front of us
54. You only have one good team in the NRL - the rest are all State of Origin rejects
55. England players are made for big games
56. Greg Inglis isn’t all that the Australians make out he is
57. Cameron Smith Chickened out playing Leeds Rhinos in the world club challenge - god help him if he faces England in the world cup
58. They will be a rift between Queensland and New South Wales players in the Australian team camp
59. Jamie Peacock is the best forward in the world
60. Tony Smith picks players on form, other coach’s pick on reputation
61. With Castleford and Hull KR fans supporting England we are bound get to and win this cup final
62. England’s fans are the most passionate in the world
63. Australia will have no answer for Kevin Sinfield
64. Its just our time
65. Harrigan is no longer they for the Aussies
66. We have wire fans behind us who will sing through the hard times in the games for us
67. We will have the whole of England behind us because other sports in our country are doing dire internationally at the moment.
68. England will play their hearts out
69. Australia have become too complacent
70. There’s nothing better in the world than to see the Aussies lose
71. The Aborigines will curse the Australians
72. We owned Australia many times before so we’ll own them again
73. Only a fool would back any other team than England in the world cup
74. The weather will be on our side
75. Willie Mason is no match for Jamie Peacock
76. Serial international looser Kieran Cunningham won’t be playing for England
77. Kevin Penney won’t even get a look in for the England squad - that’s how much depth we have
78. If Anthony Laffranchi can get into the Australian squad then so can I
79. If Shawn Briscoe does not get picked to play then the other nations will be very relieved squads
80. We even have a national league player in our train in squad showing that we have two leagues that are better than the NRL
81. Mark Calderwood will pace his way to the line
82. The players will look at the three lions and will perform out of this world for them
83. Joe Westerman wasn’t even picked - that’s the depth of our squad
84. England play a better style of Rugby League
85. With St Helens players in the team we will be the greatest ever and very entertaining
86. We play a quick play the ball
87. Lee Smith is ready to be crowned player of the tournament
88. With Warrington players in the team we will have the form players of the last hundred years playing for us
89. Not even one Wigan player got into the friendly against France and England still slaughtered them
90. Maurie Fa' asavalu will rattle the opposition
91. With former Bradford Bulls players in our squad we are well equipped for summer rugby
92. If Matt Slater can get owned by Leeds he will be well and truly owned by Leeds
93. Leon isn’t going to jail
94. Darren Lockyer or Rob Burrow? Rob Burrow by plenty!
95. We have the best league in the world meaning we have the best national team in the world
96. We don’t have to fear now Jamie Lyon isn’t in the Australian squad
97. If we face Scotland in the quarter finals we will beat them like we beat William Wallace
98. The only person we have to fear in the PNG side is Stanley Gene
99. Rob Purdham is going to unleash many years of international selection frustration in the world cup
100. They will be only one winner in the world cup - England!

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How the French will charm the Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter National League Clubs

1. The French play a good style of rugby
2. Toulouse as a club will raise the standards in rugby league as a whole
3. The French have the best hospitality in the world
4. French cheese
5. The French Taxi Drivers are the most patient taxi drivers in the world
6. The good weather over they
7. International playing fields for players who won’t ever play for their country
8. The Lovely accents
9. Toulouse will make the national league more competitive
10. Toulouse will attract more good and fair French referees in the game like Thierry Alibert
11. Toulouse aren’t just like any old pet club that have been imposed on the NL’s before
12. Toulouse will bring fresh ideas to the national leagues
13. The game will get more dosh with Toulouse involved in the national league
14. They will erase the image of the national league been a `local competition for local people`
15. A trip to France is better than a trip to Featherstone
16. They will make the M62 folk more cultured
17. The cuisine that the French offer will replace unhealthy options like McDonalds in they unhealthy diets
18. Toulouse is as Heartland as Widnes and Leigh - just further away
19. The supporters are just as passionate as any other club in the national league
20. The French have heart!
21. French Kisses
22. French Fries
23. They will bring good Aussie players into the competition
24. Nicolas Sarkozy will fall in love with Toulouse meaning more attention to rugby league all round!
25. Toulouse is an international brand name meaning that rugby league will have a powerhouse of a city representing the sport
26. They will give people in Leigh something to look forward to
27. The big red light districts over they
28. Toulouse will give hope to other national league clubs!
29. Toulouse will inspire other national league clubs
30. The fans will love Wilson Square
31. Augustins cloister will rinse all the spiritual hatred towards expansion from Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes
32. Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes will be in their element at the Toulouse Space Centre
33. The French will set Patrice Alègre on you if you don’t accept them
34. Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes will love Marine Delterme sculptures
35. The Ghost of Pierre Seel will come to haunt you if you make rude remarks about a players body
36. You will be won over by Toulouse natives once you’ve tasted the Cassoulet Toulousain
37. Toulouse are even better than Widnes when it comes to one off games!
38. Laurent Carrasco is a pleasure to watch
39. Sébastien Planas brings excitement into any game he plays
40. Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes will fall in love with the Ville Rose
41. Toulouse will bring the national league into the 21st century
42. Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes will be openly introduced to international fashion sense for the first time ever
43. Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes will experience the aeroplane for the very first time
44. The cost of the trip to Toulouse will help you quit smoking
45. You will all feel like royalty in the Gare de Toulouse Matabiau
46. It will be great to boast in your local that you’ve been to the third most dynamic city in the world
47. The wives for the first time ever will able to visit some decent shopping establishments
48. The French speak good English
49. The French Revolutionary Wars ended years ago
50. You will have long interesting conversations on democracy and philosophy while visiting Toulouse
51. A photo in of your family in front of the Capitole de Toulouse will sit nicely on the mantle piece back home as the families best ever day out
52. The French Ladies are sexy!
53. The Chinese are boycotting France so you won’t come across any Chinese people out they!
54. The French Hotels are amongst the finest in the world
55. It’s a lot cheaper in France than it is in Britain
56. France have the most reliable transport systems in the world
57. Getting to France by Plane is a lot faster than getting from Featherstone to Leigh by horseback
58. You will meet an American for the first time in Toulouse
59. When you get to France you will realise that it’s not full of crazed drivers trying to kill drunk drivers with passengers in their cars
60. You will get many free hugs in Toulouse
61. The crime is not as bad in Toulouse as it is in other northern towns you go visit to watch your other teams
62. You will feel safe going out of your habitat for the first time!
63. Toulouse is full of rich travelling fans who will boost your home attendances and local tourism
64. You will taste decent wine for the first time in your lives!
65. The French music is amongst the finest in the world
66. You will able to get away from them rubbish women programmes for a whole weekend!
67. Most of the French folk speak good English
68. Your visit to Toulouse will look good on Facebook and will attract you more friends!
69. Dewsbury will no longer be the whipping boys of the national league
70. The Stadium in Toulouse is fit to host internationals
71. You won’t need to visit the sun beds for a few months
72. The duty free gear in airports
73. You can bring the weather back with you
74. You can get a nice cup of tea at the LOS PIQUILLOS
75. They do British Newspapers in France
76. You won’t have to look over your shoulder while in Toulouse
77. You will appreciate the different side of the road in Toulouse
78. You can do the can can without getting dirty looks in Toulouse
79. The good people of Toulouse will happily teach Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes French
80. A night at the Casino Théâtre Barrière is a lot better than a night playing dominoes at your local
81. Your night at the La Dune will replace same old conversations of school discos when your down at your working men’s
82. You will be home from home at the Gipsy’s Paradise (nightclub in Toulouse)
83. A cruise on the Péniche le Cri de la Mouette is a lot better than a cruise on a barge boat
84. You will love the girls at the Le Riviera Club
85. Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes will love getting ratted at the two British pubs in Toulouse
86. You will feel like you’ve hit Las Vegas in Europe when you’ve gone to cabaret-O’Toulouse
87. Lads will come back from Toulouse men
88. A visit to Toulouse will give Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes a bigger picture of the world for the first time
89. Toulouse is a lot bigger than your average northern town meaning that you won’t be squeezing pass fat people all the time while your they
90. You will learn that hair armpits on ladies isn’t all that bad
91. A Friendly smile from an old French chap will make your day
92. They are no Chabby traits in the French culture
93. You will able to use a suitcase for the very first time!
94. By the time your back from Toulouse you will go to your local MP and support the EU
95. Toulouse is a great place to propose if your not the kind of person who will take your GF on a package holiday to get on your knee
96. You will realise for the first time that not everywhere is like the league of gentleman
97. Although not known, France was named after Rugby League Commentator Ray French’s Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather Eric French.
98. You will love how the French do the crazy frog impression when late for something
99. You will fall in love with France so much you will adopt a French child
100. By the end of the decade the Flat Capper, Cumbrian and Hot Potter devotes will be adopted Frenchmen!

[armoured_amazon]

People from St Helens are NOT SCOUSERS.

[polveirbecker]

80 Reasons why Wigan Won’t win St Helens

1. Wigan can’t beat a small team in Wigan in a big stadium let alone a small stadium in Wigan
2. Brian Noble will be motivating Wigan this week and not Ian Lenagan
3. St Helens desperately want to match Leeds who a long time ago won the league leaders four years in a row
4. Chris Ashton has left Wigan for Northampton
5. The referee is no longer on Wigan’s side
6. Everything is conspiring against Wigan
7. Everyone wants to see another classic Wigan fan moment
8. Wigan is ruining the game over here by bringing over too many Aussies
9. All the Wigan players couldn’t care less about the club
10. This is collectively everyone’s last chance to laugh at how overrated Trent Barrett is
11. St Helens love nothing more than beating the glamour club in their city
12. The Brynolution is now in its full swing
13. St Helens want to send DA out on a high in the regular rounds
14. Wigan give up playing St Helens long before the game has started
15. DA loves getting one over failure GB coach Noble
16. The Ironic Loyal18 won’t turn out for Wigan because they will want to avoid another thrashing
17. St Helens will win it for Sean Long
18. Winning Wigan is like a cup final for St Helens
19. Jammer will own Wigan’s softcock pack all over the show
20. Wigan will be busy celebrating a play off spot early because they know that St Helens are going to thrash them anyways
21. The odds at the bookies are against Wigan winning by a country mile
22. All your English based ‘stars’ are trying too much to impress Tony Smith for the world cup
23. Wellens won’t let many tries get passed him
24. This match is a Wembley Honeymoon for St Helens
25. Its Rugby Leagues worse kept secret that Wigan have broken the salary cap this year - so Saints will do the rest of the league proud by beating them by plenty
26. Respectable Facebooker Carol King will give St Helens players reverse encouragement to win Wigan
27. Ade Gardner is the best winger in the world and that will show come Friday
28. Mark Calderwood is no Usain Bolt
29. Wigan want they small team to win league leaders rather than Leeds
30. St Helens know that this year is they last year of a glorious ten or so years for the club
31. The fans want half of the Wigan team to leave anyways
32. Richie Mathers will get sent off
33. Trent Barrett is no match for Sean Long
34. Wigan would of eaten far too many pies that week
35. The turf at Knowsley Road is too bad for Wigan’s style of play
36. St Helens will rise above the dirty Wigan tactics
37. The players want Noble to go and will assure this by getting thrashed at Knowsley Road
38. Wigan players don’t know how to tie up their shoe laces and will be falling over them all match long
39. Wigan’s defence is inviting St Helens for a record score
40. Terry Newton won’t be they to stop Sean Long
41. Wigan’s play will be dominated by jealousy of Saints winning the challenge cup
42. The gulf in class of the two clubs have never been so far apart
43. Wigan these days are a big club with high attendances, high expectations, but have little to show for it on the pitch!
44. The fall down of Wigan will take one of its final falls at Knowsley Road this Friday
45. Wigan can no longer buy for Success (even bribing Eamon won’t do it because he’s loaded any ways)
46. Wigan is still living under Maurice Lindsey’s curse
47. You let go of your best young talent who collectively could of given St Helens a decent game on Friday
48. Wigan is more of a boys club than a business that’s why Wigan win nothing decent
49. Wigan Warriors is not a successful brand as Wigan RL meaning that players don’t take playing rugby they seriously anymore
50. Brian Noble isn’t going anywhere so Wigan isn’t going to be anywhere near beating St Helens this Friday
51. Stan Wall will keep a listen for what Wigan are saying in the dressing rooms
52. Wigan will struggle to get into they dressing room as the corridors of Knowsley Road are full of trophies
53. The nation will collectively place their hand on a picture of a winning St Helens team just like we had an hand on a picture of David Beckham's foot to cure him in order for an England win.
54. Since the 75-0 thrashing Wigan have only won St Helens once!
55. Its been a disjointed Season for Wigan
56. Wigan fans are even bracing themselves for a lost
57. Winning is not even a habit of Wigan’s at the moment
58. Wigan have forgot how to win St Helens
59. Wigan will always be and have been for a long time second best to St Helens from now on
60. The Wigan players just want the season to be over
61. Even if Wigan gave St Helens they all they would still loose
62. Wigan as a club are obsessed with quick fixes that are always doomed to fail
63. St Helens will not want to loose in front of the sky cameras
64. Stevo will be putting his house on St Helens winning this match
65. Even if Trent Barrett was on the top of his game Wigan would still loose
66. Calderwood can score as many tries as he wants it still won’t be enough to beat St Helens
67. St Helens could give a load of Wigan St Patrick players a one off game in a saints shirt and Wigan will still loose
68. Wigan could draft the whole of this years State of Origin winners to play St Helens but they would still loose
69. Every time Wigan score it will be disallowed because there’s two balls on the pitch
70. This is the worse Wigan side ever!
71. Kieran Cunningham will rip Wigan up like old school
72. James Graham is popping the question to Ethel before the match. So the game will be one big engagement party!
73. The saints squad have promised Leon Pryce they will have a fancy dress piss up if he plays well in this game
74. Feka won’t be able to thug his way through this game
75. They is no one in this current Wigan side that could lead Wigan to a win over saints
76. Wigan have methods and systems within the club
77. They is no commitment or fight in this Wigan team
78. The players show no pride in playing for the club unlike St Helens players
79. Wigan do not play for the full 80
80. Wigan are too inconsistent to beat St Helens

[polveirbecker]

People from St Helens are NOT SCOUSERS.

I know ;)

Its just a joke that goes on between us rugby league fans. Not so much myself these days!

[polveirbecker]

100 Reasons why Saints will beat Leeds this season

1. You have two players who share the last two years man of steel awards each
2. Revenge for Old Trafford’s
3. Sean Long always plays well against Leeds
4. James Graham will own Leeds softcock pack
5. The Brynolotion will stop Leeds in their tracks
6. Ganson will be the referee
7. This is the best saints side ever
8. In Gidley you have the best centre in super league
9. Gardner will score many tries against Leeds
10. Matty Smith will return for the semi’s
11. Leon Pryce is the best number six in the world
12. St Helens are a more experienced team than Leeds
13. Kieran Cunningham always performs in these big games
14. You will win us as a good luck message back to Daniel Anderson
15. STOP DIRTY BURROW AND YOU STOP DIRTY LEEDS
16. Old Trafford’s was a one offs
17. St Helens let Leeds have the Grand Finals because their felt sorry for us
18. St Helens are a much better attacking side than Leeds
19. Saints will feel insulted that Leeds have more players than them in the international set up
20. Wilkin and Wellens have a special bond
21. No one can stop saints
22. Long has things to prove
23. Mick Potter will want a win against Leeds
24. Wellens is as safe as houses on the back line
25. Leeds best side in the league Stirlingshire Saints backside!
26. St Helens are the dominant in the league
27. Danny McGuire is rubbish
28. Saints always mean business against Leeds
29. Saints are the most successful side in the SL Era (Like Wigan were with the challenge cup in the 80s)
30. Burrow is always anonymous against saints
31. Keith Senior is passed it
32. Winning Leeds is more than just two points for St Helens
33. Saints are a talented side
34. Leeds are never in the game against St Helens
35. Leeds are just flat track bullies by only performing against bottom of the table teams
36. Leeds can’t keep saints from scoring in the 20 metre zone
37. The Saints will be unstoppable for a clean sweep next year meaning the Rhinos won’t be in their way
38. Saints will surpass their 2006 treble in 2009
39. Saints will give every other team a lesson on how to beat Leeds
40. Potter will out coach Bluey
41. Saints will have the game in the bag by half time
42. Leeds will just bomb their chances like always against saints
43. Saints just get on with the job against Leeds
44. The Rhinos players don’t know how to handle Grahams cocky plays
45. St Helens don’t lack confidence when playing Leeds
46. Meli is a top winger
47. St Helens are made for winning nights against Leeds
48. Sean Long won’t be injured this time
49. Brent Webb will be injured meaning that rubbish Leeds academy product smith will play
50. Leeds are very afraid of the saints pack
51. The red V scares the shit out of the Rhinos
52. Playing Leeds is a walk in the park for St Helens
53. Saints always create a man on the over lap against Leeds
54. Cunningham has the edge on Burderus
55. Eastwoods talent is easily contained by that saints side
56. ‘Big’ Ali always gets showed up in big games against St Helens
57. It will be a case of men against boys for St Helens
58. Any Leeds fan that is optimistic that Leeds could win St Helens need to be locked up
59. St Helens are on the way up and Leeds Rhinos are on the way down
60. Saints have got a country mile better since Jamie Lyon has left then
61. St Helens dig deeper than a Welsh Valley to beat Leeds
62. Heroic performances lay inside every saints player
63. St Helens always have the psychological edge over Leeds
64. It only takes St Helens to get in to their 1.2 gear to beat Leeds
65. Saints will break the salary cap to beat Leeds
66. Leeds Rhino’s can’t ever find it in them to even give saints a game
67. Saints offload game will have Leeds left in gasp
68. One exploration of the Leeds defence will lead to a saints try
69. The lads from St Helens love nothing more than a Schadenfreude over the Leeds lads
70. Saints player all have the Truculence trait in them
71. A triumph over Leeds Rhinos is a triumph for the whole rugby league supporting public
72. Saints will weed out Leeds tricks (that if they even have any)
73. Paul Wellens will hijack a high bomb going Lee Smiths way to score a try if he needs to
74. Saints have the killer set plays against the Rhinos
75. St Helens will be the downfall of the Rhinos
76. The Rhinos game plan always goes down the drain against the Saints
77. The Saints defence will just digest the Rhinos attack
78. The Saints always put on a dreamscape of a game against the Rhinos
79. Leeds can transplant their team all they want - it won’t ever be enough to beat the saints!
80. Scott Donald’s mishap runs are easily cacheable
81. The Rhinos will feel like they’ve been trollyed by the end of the match
82. The Saints will simply just strike and split the Leeds defence up
83. Leeds Rhinos will suffer the rare condition vagal inhibition when playing the saints
84. The Rhinos will be nowhere to be seen against the saints
85. The Saints ability will be admired retrospectively by the Rhinos
86. Leeds will be nothing more than a bystander when playing the saints
87. Leon Pryce will just take St Helens to new levels of ecstasy
88. Imperial metres across the field will be made easy by the saints team
89. Nothing but commuting to a win will do for St Helens
90. St Helens will kick Leeds up the tush
91. Leeds Rhino’s class is airbrushed on the TV unlike Saints who are class all the time
92. St Helens win the real grand finals - the semi final eliminators
93. Millwards legacy is enough to scare Leeds against Saints
94. Leeds can’t handle Saints blistering second half performances
95. Although Nick Scruton is no longer playing for Leeds, another player will take his place to get sent off against Saints because of his dangerous tackling
96. Paul Wellens will not slip up playing against Leeds
97. The Anderson’s have gone meaning all human weakness has been removed from the saints side
98. Rob Burrow is playing out of his depth when playing against Saints
99. Everyone in the world knows it’s a Saints win
100. Leeds will be shown up for how behind in rugby league they are when playing against Saints.

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100 Reasons why Wigan will beat Leeds this season

1. Brian Noble will never let it rest if Wigan lose against Leeds
2. Brian Noble hate’s Leeds so much he brings lazy Aussie’s over who only have to play a couple of games a year against Leeds
3. Brian Noble always get’s the best out of Stuart Fieldan when playing against Leeds
4. Brian Noble bribes the players with a week long piss up if Wigan beat Leeds
5. Brian Noble threatens the Wigan players that he will mouth the players darkest secrets to the press if they lose to Leeds
7. Brian Noble’s nose will sniff the warriors to a win
8. Brian Noble promises an easy preseason if Wigan beat Leeds at least once
9. Brian Noble quit his part time duties as GB coach so he could spend his spare time on planning to win Leeds
10. Brian Noble hate’s Leeds with a passion meaning he really hate’s losing against Leeds with even a bigger of a passion
11. Brian Noble lies to his players that if they win Leeds it will lead to international call ups for all the players for they respective countries
12. Brian Noble recruits spies to watch over Leeds all season long
13. Brian Noble has ruined the traditional Saints / Wigan derby competitiveness by concentrating too much on a win in his own personally derby against Leeds
14. Brian Noble is guided by mediums to win over Leeds
15. Brian Noble only became the Wigan coach so he could avoid been associated with a side that get’s beat 4 times in one season by Leeds
16. Brian Noble get’s the ref’s on side for games against Leeds to ensure a Wigan win
17. Brian Noble promises the Wigan born products in the first time can have a week scoffing on pies if their win Leeds
18. Brian Noble winning Leeds is more important to him than winning the Grand Final
19. Brian Noble wares the Wigan players out so much when playing against Leeds it affects the rest of their title campaign
20. Brian Noble only expects effort from players when playing against Leeds anyways
21. Brian Noble even lets players fake injuries as a reward for beating Leeds
22. Brian Noble lets a certain Wigan player who has an hatred of Public transport unleash his true colours on innocent Bus men if he helps Wigan win Leeds
23. Brian Noble’s wrath when Wigan lost to Leeds 52 - 16 is so freaky it is unrepeatable on this list!
24. Brian Noble only gave Cameron Phelps a contract because he had a wonder of game against Leeds last season!
25. Brian Noble want’s to win Leeds in the challenge cup again - what Brian Noble wants he gets ala Stuart Fieldan to Wigan!
26. Brian Noble will break player transfer records in order to beat Leeds
27. Brian Noble has one thing on his Christmas list - a win against Leeds next season
28. Brian Noble will let his players engage in shower room activity if Wigan win Leeds!
29. Brian Noble holds a vendetta against Leeds meaning anything but a win will do for him against Leeds
30. Brian Noble can get in touch with kidnappers if Wigan dare lose against Leeds next season
31. Brian Noble will unleash the best pressured talent in the country against Leeds - Sam Tonkins!
32. Brian Noble will have sleepless nights if he loses against Leeds meaning he does all he can to make sure Wigan win this one
33. Brian Noble got rid of Barrett because he was simply not up for the skill factor that Leeds possessed
34. Brian Noble brings determination to the Wigan players game plan against Leeds
35. Brian Noble will sell Wigan players any old pap in order to win Leeds
36. Brian Noble will take the lads to Wigan Pier straight after the game for winning Leeds
37. Brian Noble will make the lads take photographs of Wigan’s past success to put on the walls around they family homes in order to shame them for tarnishing the clubs legacy (well his) by losing against Leeds
38. Brian Noble lets Hock play his game against Leeds meaning Leeds will lose
39. Brian Noble bough Richie Mathers into the Wigan set up because he knows that deep down Richie hated it at Leeds just like Noble does.
40. Brian Noble promises fathers that they son’s will have a god given right to play in the first team of the future by winning against Leeds next year
41. Brian Noble is the only coach in the world who knows how to win against Leeds
42. Brian Noble will bring in Gary Schoefield as a comic if Wigan win against Leeds!
43. Brian Noble promises morning lie ins for the rest of the season after winning Leeds
44. Brian Noble has inside information on Leeds Rhinos
45. Brian Noble got rid of Trent Barrett in order to have a better chance of winning Leeds
46. Brian Noble is the second coming when it comes to beating Leeds
47. Brian Noble will force his Wigan players as part of their job to watch they lost against Leeds over and over 52 times if they dared lose against Leeds
48. Brian Noble will perform a comedy if Wigan win Leeds
49. Brain Noble will get all the players to perform The Damo Leeds dance as Wigan’s new Haka if their lost to Leeds
50. Brian Noble doesn’t want to get at the wrong end of Chris Ivines blog by losing to Leeds again
51. Brian Noble and Wigan have a point to prove after that end of the road video
52. Brian Noble will force the players through a Wigan Pier photo shoot session if they lose to Leeds
53. Brian Noble will bring John Lennon back to life if Wigan win Leeds
54. Brain Noble has promised the Wigan players he will repeat his assault at a cash machine in Kirkstall Leeds scene if they win Leeds
55. Brian Noble will get all the players to snog a horse in front of the camrea to go on Youtube if they lose to Leeds
56. Brian Noble will get the culprit who’s instrumental in the lost to Leeds to have a tattoo done on his bell end
57. Brian Noble promises to go global on a freak show if Wigan win Leeds twice next season!
58. Brian Noble will introduce the players the delights of Arabic fry ups if they win Leeds
59. Brain Noble will order a personalised dartboard that has Maurice Lindsey on it if Wigan win Leeds
60. Brain Noble will let the captain run coaching sessions for the week if Wigan win Leeds
61. Brian Noble will let Tim Smith host a end of season bender for all the Wigan players in Australia on his expense if they win Leeds
62. Brian Noble will have Mariah Carey hold a photo shoot in the Wigan changing rooms at half time of next weeks match if they beat Leeds
63. Brian Noble so wants to be on Juice’s lads thread and winning Leeds could help his chances!
64. Brian Noble will sumo wrestle a walrus if Wigan win Leeds
65. Brian Noble will let piggy roll about in mud all week if he’s influential against Leeds
66. Brian Noble holds the hopes of every Wigan fans wildest dreams meaning he will guide Wigan to a win over Leeds
67. Brian Noble hides the winning tactic when playing Leeds meaning Wigan will win them anyways
68. Brian Noble no longer has Steve McNamara as his assistant
69. Brian Noble builds confidences so much in his side that they will win Leeds
70. Brian Noble’s teams run the show when its against Leeds anyways
71. Brian Noble loves to wind Leeds fans up and will so by beating they glamour boys
72. Brian Noble will enter a pie eating contest if Wigan win Leeds
73. Brian Noble will have heavy’s round at piggys house to steal his fridge if he dares let Leeds win
74. Brian Noble happy hands clap and will win Leeds
75. Brian Noble suffers from OCD meaning that will see Wigan win Leeds alone
76. Brian Noble will have Australian larger imported for Tim Smith if he helps them win Leeds
77. Brian Noble will play Club Tropicana to get the Wigan players in the mood
78. Brian Noble will win Leeds no matter what
79. Brian Noble hits players and gets away with it if they don’t get a win over Leeds
80. Brain Noble will draft in Sean Long to have a go at them if they dare to let Leeds have an inch
81. Brian Noble has a love affair when it comes to winning Leeds
82. Brain Noble paints pictures for players mantelpieces as a trophy for winning Leeds
83. Brian Noble does deals with the devil in order to win Leeds
84. Brian Noble will fill each players retirement funds with ten grand each if they win Leeds
85. Brian Noble can teach players how to play the piano if they beat Leeds
86. Brian Noble reaches coaching levels that no other coaches can reach when playing against Leeds
87. Brian Noble has one aim in life and that’s to beat Leeds as many times as possible and this will happen
89. Brian Noble will take up dancing lessons if Wigan win Leeds
90. Brian Noble will numb his lip up even more for the players amusement if they win Leeds
91. Brian Noble starts turning green in the dressing room at half time if Wigan are losing
92. Brian Noble holds midnight talks with Wayne Bennett in order to get Wigan to win
93. Brian Noble demands that if Wigan lose against Leeds pictures of Sean long will be plastered across all of the dressing room
94. Brian Noble will have the Wigan players packing bags at Asda if they lose against Leeds
95. Brian Noble gives Wigan players the MIDAS touch when playing against Leeds
96. Brian Noble brings in shape shifting reptilians to play in the guise of rubbish Wigan players in order to get a win
97. Brian Noble is Brian Noble and that is that meaning Wigan will win Leeds
98. Brian Noble will get Wigan players to give the donkeys at Blackpool a break by getting them to cover for them if they lose against Leeds
99. Brian Noble has puppet strings meaning he will control centre stage when Wigan play Leeds
100. Brian Noble runs the show when it comes to playing against Leeds

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100 Reasons Why Bulls won’t win Leeds next Season

1. Bradford won’t ever win Leeds again its rugby leagues worse kept secret
2. Jimmie Lowes is long gone
3. Joe Vangana won’t be they to cripple Senior
4. You think Bradford can seriously beat Leeds with Platt at Fullback
5. Scruton just won’t want to play against his former team mates
6. You no longer give refs money in their back pockets
7. Steve McNamara will be still head coach at Bradford next season
8. Bradford have a softcock forward pack
9. Only an idiot would bet a Bradford win against Leeds
10. You have been bribed to lose against Leeds because you can’t afford to pay over the Harris Cock Up
11. Deacon misses kicks these days
12. Beaver has a clause in his contract that he shouldn’t play Leeds so he can avoid humiliation in his twilight years (that’s the reason why he signed from Manly Sea Eagals so he didn’t have to play us in the World Club Challenge).
13. Semi just won’t be able to break our line
14. You never signed Danny McGuire
15. Your systems are all wrong at Bradford
16. You’ve got a squad full of people who just don’t care about Bradford and are only they because there’s nowhere else to go
17. Bull Boy doesn’t even have faith in you any more
18. Leeds Rhinos love nothing more than beating Bradford
19. Leeds will never forgot when you beat us in that 2005 final
20. Leeds will never forgive you for cheating your way to the title
21. Video refs have it out for Bradford
22. David Solomona is passed it
23. Having Newton as your hooker is asking for trouble
24. With the Odsal Sporting Village bid set to fail Bradford have no future and that will be reflected by the way the team plays
25. These days Bradford get excited about signing a passed it Prop Forward, Leeds get excited by signing a State of Origin captain
26. You have let go of your best prop forward - Chris Feather
27. McNamara calls this season tuff - god help him next season
28. You have no world beaters coming through the academy
29. Bradford fans have even resorted to doing Dream teams for Bradford in the SL era during the SL season - that’s how bad it is
30. Just because Jordon Tansey is off next season it doesn’t mean we won’t rob you again we’ve still got a criminal in our rank like Ryan Bailey
31. Peacock has it in for Bradford thanks for them not offering a decent contract under controversial circumstances.
32. Playing at Odsal is like a home game for Leeds these days
33. The Barmy Army will sing they hearts out at this derby match
34. Mick Gledhill will cast Leeds downfall against Bradford so were bound to win now!
35. Bradford Bulls? More like Bradford Babies
36. My Buddha won’t be going walk about to a Bradford household next year
37. Our players wish to eclipse that 30 - 0 win over Bradford
38. We have players who can score five tries in one match still - your six tries in one match hero left for Union
39. Bradford are an ageing squad
40. The attendance is falling at Bradford
41. Its long been an end of a glorious era for Bradford
42. Bulls started to decline when they let go of Robbie Paul who has since raised to super stardom
43. You last won a Super League in 2005, Leeds on the other hand won it this year and last year
44. You have only won the challenge cup six times
45. The future in general isn’t looking good at Bradford
46. We have Carnegie, You have Grattan
47. Only Bradford could have faith in Deacon to win them games
48. Leeds have better sub benches than Bradford
49. Leeds are a lot faster than Bradford
50. The Samaritans will be on hand at local derby games for Bradford fans
51. Mystic Meg Predicts a Leeds win against Bradford
52. Your kit will irritate the players skins so much it will cause them to lose against Leeds
54. Bradford Players wear the wrong type of footwear
55. Burgess is Injured
56. Leeds will own Bradford in the first half
57. Leeds will own Bradford in the second half
58. Bradford’s bad luck will only spur Leeds on
59. Your defence is terrible
60. Your attack is even worse
61. Brian Noble is no longer at the helm
62. Leeds will break new records against Bradford next term
63 Leeds are an A licence, Bradford are a poor B
64. Bradford are a shadow of the team that they used to be
65. Leeds will rise above Bradford’s dirty tactics
66. Sinfield loves nothing more than beating Bradford Bulls
67. Bradford have no pace out wide
68. Bradford will only score against Leeds by getting a penaltie near the Leeds goal line
69. No one can stop Leeds including Bradford
70. You are nothing but lambs for slaughter for Leeds
71. Bradford don’t even compete for a top three spot any more
72. If you can lose to Wigan you can Lose to Leeds
73. You Physio is secretly a Leeds fan
74. Bradford is full of girls who complain to the ref at every opportunity
75. Rikki Sheriffe isn’t the answer against Leeds
76. You can sign Darren Lockyer you still couldn’t win Leeds
77. Iestyn Harris has left meaning Bradford will be more clueless than ever now
78. It was a big mistake letting go of James Evans
79. Chris Nero is still playing at Bradford!?!?!?!?
80. All your best players are terminal crocks and just play to get their wages
81. Bradford’s best displays only come about when your playing minnows in the early rounds of the challenge cup any ways
82. Get in Bradford’s faces and you’ve won them
83. I’ll give Bradford 30 points head start
84. Leeds don’t fear Bradford any more
85. Donald’s pace will rip you to shreds
86. We have young Watkins coming through the ranks
87. Bull Power my arse
88. When I think of Bradford I think of how rubbish they are
89. Your really hopeless without big les
90. Leeds will be your Matadors
91. The biggest overstatement I’ve ever seen is Ewwenorfolk from RFLfans stating this! - “What if we finish 1st next season??”
92. 13 Bulls losing on the field
13 Bulls losing on the field
If one gets sent off they will be
12 Bulls losing on the field etc etc etc
93. Langley is no good to play against Leeds
94. You only have two world class players in your squad - the rest are poo
95. Bradford will only win against Catalan, Castleford, Wakefield, Hull FC, Salford, Celtic and Hull KR next season
96. This will be Bradford’s worse ever season
97. A princess will die this season and Bulls will fade away (remember that one from years ago!)
98. Our very own Academy has a better chance of beating the first team than Bradford beating us
99. Robbie Burrow will just own Bradford
100. Leeds are going to go unbeaten next season and Bradford for one aren’t our main threats!

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100 Reasons why Cas won’t win Leeds next Season

1. This season your win was a one off because you played a Rhinos side that was getting sober
2. Even a Second string side beat you - god help you when we field DB and KE next season
3. Beating Cas is like winning a cup final for Leeds meaning we will play them as if it’s a cup final
4. Danny Brough isn’t they for you no more so if it’s a close game Leeds will win
5. Joe Westerman is so overrated
6. You don’t even have a single player in the England squad - Leeds have seven
7. Leeds fans hate Cas with a passion
8. You aren’t all that classy
9. When was the last time Cas won anything in the top flight?
10. Lee Smith will haunt you next season
11. Your only in super league because of your ‘god given right’ fans
12. Rangi Chase isn’t going to solve all your problems
13. Getting rid of Peter Lupton is a big mistake
14. Russell Smith has nothing to do with top flight Referee decisions these days
15. Your best player Waine Pryce left you ages ago
16. You will never win a top flight championship
17. Featherstone will replace you in 2012
18. Leeds will eclipse your biggest ever defeat next season which was against Warrington 64 6
19. Your forward pack has no credibility now Michael Korkidas has left you
20. Joe Westerman is coming to Leeds
21. Terry Matterson relies on special circumstances to win games so you’ve no chance when it comes to playing Leeds
22. Sexy Rugby is played by Leeds
23. tigertvcastleford on Youtube only managed 1:34minuites of this season highlights - next seasons highlights reel will be even shorter
24. Richard Owen won’t be able to dance his way to the Leeds line next year
25. Shenton is years behind Gibson
26. You have a nonexistent defence
27. Your attack is terrible
28. We could play Hunslet Hawks in Rhinos shirts for the day and we’ll still beat you
29. Brent Sherwin hasn’t a clue
30. A certain Leeds player is going to give you a five try mauling again
31. They won’t be a repeat of 38 – 20
32. We won’t put up with your druggy hooker
33. Things have got so bad at Castleford you’ve signed Kirk Netherton
34. Everyone forgot about Castleford anyways till you did that Dwain Chambers publicity stunt
35. Ryan Boyle is no match for Ryan Bailey
36. No man of the match performances will end in a Castleford win against Leeds
37. Castleford will only win Celtic and Salford next term anyways
38. The Fairground Circus sponsors Castleford, So Castleford will play like bad clowns
39. Your fans will be supporting Leeds United next year when they back in the Championship
40. Castleford Tigers? More like Castleford Cubs
41. Your Home ground is the Jungle so you play like Jungle animals who don’t have a clue how to play a civilised game of rugby league
42. Your Lock Lane in Disguise
43. Super League you having a laugh?
44. You have the un-coolest mascot in Super League
45. Castleford won’t get a point pass Leeds next season
46. People only play for Cas because Fev aren’t in Super League
47. The C in Castleford stands for Crap
48. The A in Castleford stands for Ageing
49. The S in Castleford stands for Shit
50. The T in Castleford stands for Terrible
51. The L in Castleford stands for Losers
52. The E in Castleford stands for Evil
53. The F in Castleford stands for Fail
54. The O in Castleford stands for Overrated
55. The R in Castleford stands for Rubbish
56. The D in Castleford stands for Depleted
57. You’re worse team of all time is only second to that of Halifax
58. They are a lot of youngsters who want Castleford to lose
59. Leeds are light years ahead of Castleford
60. Castleford couldn’t even win Leeds if you had the SL Dream team minus Rhinos players playing for you
61. Gary Hetherington has promised the fans that things are going to get better from here
62. Leeds get a bigger bonus for beating Cas compared to beating other teams
63. Terry Matterson is still your coach
64. Luke Burgess will have form games against you
65. Paul McShane is coming through at Leeds
66. God help you if we put Danny Allen on the field
67. You will never finish above Leeds again
68. Your better suited for National League One
69. You have players that couldn’t probably make it in National League Two
70. Is what Leeds are going to nil you by at the Jungle
71. Is what the score will be at half time at Headingley
72. Is the Amount of point you will score throughout the whole season next year
73. Leeds can pass the ball better than Castleford
74. The closest thing your getting to a championship next year is playing a championship side
75. Long gone are the days when Castleford where any good
76. You’re a C Licence, Leeds are a Sparkling A
77. Ha Ha Ha C Licence because Your Cas, Your Crap..
78. You have no decent wingman
79. Even a ten star performance from all of your top players couldn’t beat Leeds next season
80. Leeds will put too much pressure on Cas
81. Leeds will tackle Cas hard
82. Your nothing but a small town in Wakefield
83. The look on your fans faces when you lose is a classic - Leeds will just win for that
84. Leeds will have the right tactics for the games against Castleford
85. - 0 That’s what the final score will be at Headingley next season
86. Scott Donald can exploit you easily
87. Keith Senior will have a field day against you
88. Rob Burrow chose to play for Leeds
89. Is the number of fans you will have last by the end of next season
90. You haven’t done anything notable since the nineties
91. Cas are slow at the second marker
92. Cas are just slow all together
93. Diskin will come off the bench and score a try against you
94. Your players are on wrong diets
95. Danny McGuire will jinx his way through your defence
96. Your situation is so bad at Cas you want Leeds players on loan at Cas
97. They has never been a better time for Leeds to smash Cas
98. Its Schoolboys v Men
99. Leeds like to do they city proud and nothing makes the city proud than beating Castleford
100. Your Jealousy of Leeds recent success will play right into the Rhinos hands!

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100 Reasons why Catalan won’t win Leeds next Season

1. Mick Potter has left you for St Helens
2. Stacey Jones no longer plays for you
3. The Barmy Army doing the Crazy Frog Song will annoy the French players so much you’ll lose
4. Adam Mogg is now a marked man
5. You have an untried coach at the top
6. Last season was a one off
7. Leeds will beat all international teams in 2009
8. Your days as number one rugby league side in the country are numbered because Toulouse will be here to replace you in 2012
9. Your getting far too popular so the Union big wigs in the country will restrict your play
10. Tomas Bosc will have a poor game against Leeds
11. Leeds players have now adjusted to the hot French weather
12. Catalan will never get used to the cold British nights
13. Sinfield is a more accurate goal kicker than Bosc
14. Leeds always get fired up against the French
15. We have better players than the Catalan have
16. We finished eight points above you last season - its going to get worse next season
17. Casey McGuire is passed it
18. You will have fourth season syndrome
19. Your fan base has moved to Wales
20. You will surrender to Leeds like you surrendered to the Germans
21. Your halfback combination is the worse in the league
22. You’ve had your years basking in glory - now its our turn
23. Clint Greenshields is terrible
24. You’re a team full of NRL Rejects
25. We will never forgive Justin Murphy for scoring tries against us
26. Jamal Fakir is riddled with injuries
28. Greg Eastwood will cut you down to size
29. Julien Touxagas best rugby is behind him
30. Catalan make up most of the French national squad
31. People from Leeds no longer get to see football from France so Leeds Rhinos is their answer for international sport involving Leeds. Oh Glorious European Nights!
32. Dragons? More like Lizards
33. Lee Smith Plays for Leeds Rhinos
34. Everyone has sussed out the French game plan
35. Your players will have too much French cheese during the week
36. You are a lot weaker next season
37. Even if Puig Aubert was raised from the dead you still wouldn’t beat Leeds
38. You missed out on Anselme
39. You didn’t even get to the Semi Final’s of the Play Offs!
40. Constant Villegas won’t trouble Leeds defence too much
41. You just won’t turn up to play Leeds
42. Leeds will have the game won midway through the first half
43. Your Declining fast as shown in your Quarter final lost to Wigan
44. Is how many minutes I’ll give you before your defence breaks off
45. Rhino Power!
46. Leeds will march onto victory
47. The luck is on our side
48. Our Players have the will power to beat you
49. We will rack up a cricket score against you like always
50. Kylie will burse through for a brace of tries
51. Leeds have improved so much
52. Leeds will just run away with the game
53. Leeds will be ruthless
54. You cost us the League leaders last year by loosing to Skints
55. Your away record is horrendous
56. Leeds are always willing to chance their arm
57. Your Loose forward is awful
58. Your Props are even worse!
59. The only points you’ll get pass Leeds are Drop Goals as consolations
60. Leeds will be embarrassed if their lose to you
61. Up the Rhinos!
62. You’re a walk in the park for Leeds
63. Leeds know how to control the ball better than Catalans
64. Leeds can pass the ball better than Catalan
65. Catalan will have no answers for Leeds set moves
66. Rhinos can resist Dragons fire
67. Our Defence is more a less un breakable
68. No One plays Leeds and wins in 2009
69. Leeds would rather dance around in a Bulls top than lose to Catalans
70. You winger and fullback can’t catch high bombs
71. Leeds are a more experienced side than Catalans
72. We have great kids coming through the academy if Greg Eastwood is unfit to play
73. England never had great relations with France - same goes for Leeds with Catalans
74. Ali’s Offload game will puzzle you
75. Keith Senior will be in the form of his life against you
76. Ryan Bailey will finally come of age against you
77. Leeds footwork is almost impossible to stop
78. Catalan will have a season off
79. Leeds are at the very start of a dominant era for them in the SL
80. Your just one season wonderers
81. Rhinos have the edge over Catalan
82. Catalan just don’t have a clue
83. Rhinos have the experience over Catalan
84. Leeds Rhinos will train hard all week when playing Catalan
85. Catalan lack composure
86. Doing better than Castleford will inspire Leeds to a big win over Catalan alone
87. Brent Webb is as safe as house when it comes to defending the last line against Catalan
88. Leeds Rhinos are Gods chosen team
89. The bookies will make Rhinos favourite to win Catalan
90. You’re a team full of one trick ponies
91. Rob Burrow always has a good game against the French
92. You just simply cannot compete with the class that Leeds have
93. Your just too lack structure to pull a winning performance in front of the Rhinos
94. It will be try galore for the Rhinos
95. We are the winning Rhinos and we just don’t lose
96. Gary Hetherington will make next season one massive fix so that Leeds will be Super Leagues best ever side
97. Catalan players will be mere spectators when playing Leeds
98. Your players will be just turning up to get their wages when their face Leeds
99. Rhinos will take all their opportunities in the games against Catalan
100. Catalan will be under prepared when they play Leeds

[polveirbecker]

100 Reasons why Celtic won’t win Leeds next season

1. You didn’t sign Harris
2. Leeds have never and will never loose against a welsh side
3. If you got slaughtered by Salford in that final then your doomed against Leeds
4. You will be distracted by sheep all week in training when your playing Leeds
5. We will respect the Welsh opposition meaning we will smash them
6. The media take notice of the Rhino’s - They don’t of Celtic
7. You’re the basement club next season
8. You’re a young club that doesn’t have a clue about rugby league
9. Your in a barren rugby league wasteland
10. You will kick the ball out on the full
11. Even if you had the welsh rugby union squad playing for you they no match for the Rhinos
12. You don’t have one player that could lead a Celtic team to a win over Leeds
13. At your home ground the welsh will be supporting the away team because they don’t want rugby league in Wales
14. Leeds will battle on till the end to beat you
15. Your players will be bribed by rugby union rich kids to fail
16. Leeds power play will be too much for you
17. You will find it hard to break through the Rhinos defence
18. You will be made to work hard for ever metre you make
19. A good team to beat Leeds and come from Wales is too little too late
20. Your first and Second marker will be caught offside far too many times
21. Leeds won’t let it rest till the fat lady sings
22. It will be a lesson in rugby league when Celtic play Leeds
23. We beat you once so we’ll beat you again
24. You will knock on in the in goal area
25. Leeds will keep the ball alive against the welsh
26. Leeds have the grit and determination to beat Celtic
27. Celtic won’t have that much stamina left by the second half
28. Your fitness levels will be exposed by the Rhinos
29. Leeds players know each others moves on the pitch very well
30. Our penalties turn into tries in Wales
31. The pressure from Leeds will be too much for you
32. Once Leeds have broke your line of defences there’s no way you’ll catch them up
33. Leeds have a championship to defend
34. Your match against Leeds will only end in tears
35. Leeds will have a perfect diplomacy record against you
36. Leeds have a winning habit in Wales
37. No one will win us at Headingley next season including Celtic Crusaders
38. At Headingley your players will be spending most of the time staring at our cheerleaders because of the lack of them in Wales
39. Your players will trip up over their own footwork
40. The Great Lewis Jones will be egging us on that day
41. Your players will get in a punch up before the match meaning they will be too worn out to play Leeds
42. Sinfields kicking game will catch you out by plenty
43. The championship team will put up a championship display against Crusaders
44. BJB will run riot against you
45. All our players are in their prime
46. Leeds are a much more creative side than Crusaders
47. Leeds will have the perfect build up to the match
48. Crusaders don’t have the strength to beat Leeds
49. Leeds will have your game plan sussed out midweek
50. The Rhinos will be ruthless against the Crusaders
51. The Brewery Field is as bad as the team
52. Get your 2009 calendar while it last because you’re a doomed club
53. Leeds are simply electrifying
54. Darren Mapp doesn’t stand a chance with sinfield
55. I’Anson won’t be able to pluck up the courage to play a good game against his old team mates
56. Leeds will want to show I’Anson what he’s missing
57. John Dixon won’t know how to break this Leeds side
58. Anthony Seibold won’t have a clue either
59. The rise of Celtic Crusaders will stop when you play Leeds
60. You should be in national league one
61. The Rhinos will be up for this one
62. You will have no luck against the Rhinos
63. Leeds know how to pass the ball
64. They are internationals all over the field for Leeds
65. You aren’t a quality side
66. Snubbing Celtic Warriors as your club name was a big mistake
67. Mark Lennon wasn’t any good for Hull KR - why will he be any different for you?
68. You have an ex American footballer playing for you
69. David Tangata-Toa is only playing in super league because Celtic are in super league
70. Scott Donald will score a ninety metre try against you
71. Leeds will do it for the flat cappers who don’t agree with your movement
72. You could lead a double Decker bus through the gaps you leave in defence
73. You’ll be worried too much about a record defeat rather than trying to string together an attack
74. Leeds will post a festival of tries
75. Leeds have fans to keep on board
76. Leeds improve week on week
77. Celtic will play the ball wrongly
78. Celtic will get caught offside
79. Leeds will be the form team by the time their play Celtic
80. Is how many minutes a game of rugby is. Time after that is celebration time for the Rhinos.
81. The best welsh international doesn’t even play for Celtic
82. You’re the heart of the welsh team that got smashed 74 - 0. Its only going to get worse for your welsh internationals against the rested Rhinos
83. Lee Smith will score the breakaway try
84. Jamie Jones will be up for this one
85. Danny McGuire will create many opportunities for his team mates against Celtic
86. Celtics glory days are behind them even though they weren’t that glory
87. Your welsh players have dodgy accents meaning that the Australian players you bring in won’t understand you
88. You will commit schoolboy errors
89. Ryan Hall will score plenty of easy tries
90. Crusaders lack imagination in attack
91. Because your not from Yorkshire you are down in the packing order when it comes to rugby league
92. Rhinos hate to lose
93. Leeds have every intention of winning these games
94. Your forwards are probably nonexistent
95. You’ve got no good people to call off your bench
96. Sinfield won’t miss a kick
97. Our number twelve is better than your number twelve
98. Your don’t even have anything to play for because you got your SL place GIVEN to you by the RFL
99. When Rhinos players put on the Leeds jersey, they know what needs doing
100. You are the new Paris Saint German

[polveirbecker]

100 Reasons why Giants won’t win Leeds next year

1. Tony Smith has given all your secrets away
2. Leeds like to give Huddersfield a taste of their own flat track national league bulling medicine in Super League
3. Ryan Hudson has left you
4. Leeds always put up a good performance against Huddersfield at the Galfarm
5. You play like Sheffield
6. Your fans get let in for free - that’s how much trouble Giants are in at the moment
7. We will never forgive you for that semi final lost
8. Stanley Gene is now playing for Rovers
9. Brandon Costin is long gone
10. Steven Wild has no chance against any of the Leeds wingers
11. Todd Carneys going to get arrested before the Leeds match
12. Todd Carney will meet his match in Ryan Bailey
13. Your scrum half is rubbish
14. You’re a team of Wigan passed its
15. You always finish near the bottom of the table anyways
16. You are only in Super League because your town more a less founded rugby league
17. Your town ruined the game of rugby and split the nation up
18. It was a big mistake getting rid of Jon Sharp
19. Nathan Brown is your replacement
20. You may of started rugby league but Leeds exhibit it better than you ever will
21. The state of your academy means that they will be no surprises when you next play Leeds
22. Without Brad Drew you don’t have a clue
23. Rob Burrow is from Cas so that alone gives him extra motivation against Huddersfield
24. Leeds always smash Huddersfield to bits
25. Your close game chokers
26. Your props are knock over’s
27. I got baked like a lobster the last time I was at Huddersfield - that alone Rhinos will win for me
28. Your not Giants your midgets
29. Leeds are made for stadiums like yours
30. Things are getting so desperate for the club you’ve signed Scott Farnsworth
31. Leeds are very fast around the ruck area
32. Keith always loves a good match against his hometown club
33. Rob and Danny’s combination will rip you to shreds
34. Kylie will put your players on your arse
35. Huddersfield will never revisit that year when I rated them the best team in SL
36. While Leeds offer the thrills, Huddersfield offer the spills
37. You will never be as good as fartown
38. Chris Thorman will never get any better
39. Bolu Fagborun never really made it to the first team
40. You have no strength in depth
41. Simon Finnigan won’t help your cause much
42. Scott Moore is a poor signing
43. Brett Hodgson is no match for Brent Webb
44. Leeds will just march onto victory
45. The barmy army will sing their hearts out for the lads
46. You won’t able to use the rocket launcher against us any more
47. You won’t even hit the ground running against Leeds
48. You’ve looked weak since you got rid of Jason Southwell
49. You will have had a bad pre season closet wise
50. Your wives and girlfriends will want you to be careful in this game
51. Leeds will want to experiment and ask questions in games against Huddersfield
52. Its time for Huddersfield to face the facts when they face Leeds
53. Leeds don’t even need to get into second gear against Huddersfield
54. Even advise from Huddersfield university experts won’t stop Leeds losing against you
55. Your kit will not be made for your style of rugby meaning you will have a rubbish season because of it
56. Leeds have ambition in attack
57. Peacock will be immense
58. Ryan Hall will put in a man of the match display
59. The stuff that the Rhinos will get away with will be criminal
60. On the other hand Huddersfield will get caught when their cheat
61. With believers like JJB in our squad we are bound to win the giants
62. Leeds will produce and errorless game
63. The penalty count against the Giants will ensure a Rhinos win
64. Leeds archive their targets
65. Matt Diskin will play to the best of his ability
66. Huddersfield will never repeat their great win over Leeds in 1948 - 1949
67. You’ve only won us once in super league and its staying that way
68. St Hilaire is no longer they to get you a trie to make the scoreboard look less embarrassing
69. Leeds will create a cushion of tries early on
70. Mentally Leeds will be ready for Huddersfield
71. Sinfield will be the architect for the match
72. Leeds will come up with some special plays
73. The Rhinos will get inspired by a McGuire’s early two tie rout against you
74. The conditions will be suited for the Rhinos style of rugby
75. Leeds will show better control than Huddersfield
76. Leeds will benefit from their brilliant offload game
77. Huddersfield don’t have the patience to win the Rhinos
78. Any tries you do score you won’t be able to convert
79. Huddersfield can throw everything at the Rhinos we’ll still win
80. The Rhinos will sniff blood and go in for the kill
81. Rhinos players want to produce indispensable memories when they play Huddersfield
82. Leeds will start strongly against Huddersfield
83. Chris Nero has gone to Bradford
84. Giants will have a flat game
85. Giants play one out rugby
86. Leeds are very good at coming from behind to win if they need to
87. Huddersfield will produce a sloppy second half
88. Giants will be relieved when the match is over
89. Rhinos will not be humbled by the Giants
90. Rhinos have smart plays in attack
91. The Rhinos kicking game is brilliant
92. Leeds are very committed when it comes to defence
93. Buderus will draw people out of the line
94. Leeds love to keep the ball alive
95. Leeds can be clinical if their need to be
96. Rhinos will put Huddersfield to the sword
97. Leeds are full of quality
98. The Rhinos will weather any storm that comes their way
99. It will be a Rhinos Blitz
100. Huddersfield are places apart from Leeds any ways

[polveirbecker]

100 reasons why Harlequins won’t win Leeds next season

1. We technically won you at the stoop. Sinfield just had a bad kicking game that day
2. We are all aware of Will Sharp now
3. Long gone has Sykes
4. The club is more concerned about bringing uninterested executive fans to the club than winning against Leeds
5. No one cares about rugby league in London hardily
6. For those who do are just unfortunate to be working in London
7. You’re a team full of NRL rejects
8. McDermott has a soft spot for Leeds still
9. LMS is average
10. Nick Scruton is no longer on loan at Harlequins
11. We will never forget the times you won us
12. Why did you let go of Andy Smith?
13. Lee Hopkins has retired
14. Leeds will know how to handle Adam Janowski if you decide to throw him on
15. Are you Broncos in disguise? (that team we smashed in the challenge cup)
16. Leeds have got the edge when it comes to metres made
17. Londoners don’t know how to play rugby league
18. Rikki Sheriffe has buggerd back to Bradford
19. So has Michael Worrincy
20. Mark McLinden will remain injured
21. Leeds always love to repeat or exceed that Wembley final
22. Leeds have a league leaders to fight for
23. Leeds reputation as a good side will be on the line when playing any team including Harlequins
24. Leeds will peak when they play Harlequins
25. We still haven’t forgiven you for 1997
26. Dennis Moran won’t be in your team to score tries against us
27. Danny McGuire will continue his run of lots of tries against Harlequins
28. They will be no repeat of super league one when you did the league double over us
29. You will never get runners up again in Super League
30. Your players will be deaf from the Langhorn that goes off consent at your ground
31. Brett Warton is long gone
32. Remember when we celebrated the league leaders shield in front of you at Headingley?
33. Nigel Roy won’t be they to score a try from a cross field kick anymore
34. Remember 54 - 20 when Thackeray scored for Leeds?
35. Rob Burrow will be on the charge against the Quins
36. Brent Webb will have an eventful afternoon against you
37. Leeds always improve in the second half against Harlequins
38. Leeds always play more rugby league than Harlequins
39. Ellis may not longer be keeping an eye on the ball for Leeds but we will still win you
40. Peacock even managed a try against you in 2007!
41. Harlequins will become a part of Seniors Super League Legacy, Not Senior a part of Harlequins Super League Legacy
42. The odds don’t look good for you next year
43. The score at the end will be patronising for the Harlequins
44. Harlequins don’t do themselves any favours when playing Leeds
45. A lot of your players are always homesick when playing at the stoop anyways
46. Even your coach doesn’t see no future for rugby league in London
47. You’re a team outside the M62 Corridor
48. We’ve got better talent within our squad
49. Eastwood will have a field day against you
50. The flat cap fans hate London
51. Brian McLennan’s team will execute the perfect game plan
52. Rugby League is a losing game for Harlequins
53. Orr’s game has got worse over the years
54. Your tired defence will be exploited
55. Lee Smith will come up with many try saving tackles
56. Keith Seniors favourite film is any given Sunday meaning if we play on a Sunday Leeds will win
57. Leeds are the James Bonds of rugby league
58. Ali will produce a memorable pass that will lead to a try
59. Gary Hetherington recruits good players
60. Leeds don’t play teams half heartedly
61. Your bubble will burse when you meet Leeds
62. The main reason why Leeds thrash Harlequins is because of our dislike of Cockney Clubs in the premiership
63. Billy Watts will make the match longer at Headingley to make sure that Leeds get more on yer
64. Your players will pull hamstrings in the match
65. The Grassroots just isn’t alive in London
66. It will be just one big titanic struggle for Harlequins
67. Only Harlequins could lose to a national league club 5 - 2
68. Harlequins are end of season chokers
69. We are used to your jester like kits these days
70. Rhinos Youngsters will lead the way against Harlequins
71. The match will only end up in glory for Leeds
72. Rubbish plays don’t creep into the Rhinos attack
73. Rhinos set plays are awesome
74. Summer Rugby is just made for this Rhinos team
75. Leeds are fearless in defence
76. Our players will put their bodies on the line
77. Most of the London faithful still want to spend their summers in the countryside rather than watch Rugby League in that shed of yours
78. Harlequins will give up possession too easily
79. While Leeds has a crap sister Union side, harlequins has a crap sister Rugby League side
80. Leeds will show no remorse when playing Harlequins
81. The clubs aspirations is all off the field
82. Harlequins are no longer as optimistic as their used to be
83. Even the fans are more than aware its all doom and gloom for Harlequins
84. Harlequins won’t play Leeds while on a hot streak
85. All your big hitters went in 2003 (remember that one by the press lol)
86. You will not get good value for money by your new crop of signings
87. Harlequins have not recovered since losing Francis Stevenson
88. How could you ever get rid of Jon Kirkpatrick
89. They are uncertainties surrounding your club
90. You are no longer unstoppable
91. Your players are better suited for Union
92. In fact your whole club is better suited for Union
93. Leeds can turn nothing into something spectacular
94. You won’t even make it to the play offs
95. William Hill doesn’t hold out much hope for you in 2009
96. Matterson is now with Cas
97. Rae is leaving to go to Australia
98. Harlequins can’t handle pressure
99. Leeds will take the game right to the Quins
100. Leeds have own Harlequins so many times and will continue to do so

[polveirbecker]

100 reasons why Hull FC won’t win Leeds next year

1. The players are more into fishing than rugby league
2. We will never forgive you for that 2005 challenge cup final
3. You’re the third best team in Hull these days
4. A cod diet isn’t healthy for you
5. Calderwood will never exceed his Leeds days
6. Leeds always love to show the Leeds settlers in the Hull squad what their missing when playing them
7. Old Faithful just won’t inspire the players that day
8. Leeds love nothing more than a win on Humberside
9. Your not from Yorkshire
10. Kath Hetherington is on Gary’s side
11. The lost of Peter Sharpe is a big one
12. The easiest team to beat in Hull is on the west side of hull
13. If you don’t buck your ideas up you’ll be playing back at the Boulevard
14. The Arlie bird will shit on a Leeds fan meaning we will have the luck that week
15. Jamie Thackray left for Hull FC because he couldn’t get into the Leeds team and he’s one of your best players!
16. Cookie is a Rover
17. James Webster is missing the good life at the other side of the city
18. Berro will have a poor game against Leeds
19. Marcus Bai is no longer at Leeds to gift you a try in the in goal area
20. Your biggest threat in Super League Richard Swain has long been retired
21. If we meet at Wembley you won’t win
22. What the hell has happened to so called hull and rising Richard Horne?
23. Tommy Lee has had his chances
24. Raynor is old news
25. Willie Manu is containable
26. Ewan Dowes is losing it a bit
27. You’re a team of Leeds Rejects so we’re bound to win
28. Leeds love nothing more than winning in championship stadiums
29. Lee Jackson won’t be they to post a quick try for Hull
30. Only if you kept hold of Steve McNamara he could have been your head coach by now
31. You’ve not put together a good run of wins since 2006 (Hull were one of my favourites side to watch that year)
32. Although you might be the Only team to have won every single league game in a season. You won’t win Leeds next season
33. Clive Sullivan is long retired from the game
34. Richard Horne won’t score consecutive tries against us
35. The Albert Goldthorpe Medal went to a former Hull FC player
36. Richard Agar lacks coaching experience to beat Leeds
37. James Rule doesn’t have a clue how to get a good Hull side together
38. We no longer have to fear Matt Sing
39. You finished 11th in the league last time
40. Your hatred for Leeds is your downfall
41. Craig Hall is pushing his look playing against Keith Senior
42. Michael Crocker is in his twilight years
43. Kirk Yeaman has too many injuries to play a good game against Leeds
44. Danny Washbrook just can’t operate at loose forward
45. Paul King closet wise wants to come to Leeds
46. You even have to bring in academy products from Leeds to boost your lack of a depth squad
47. Motu Tony won’t be able to pace his way to the try line against Leeds
48. Rhinos know how to play rugby league
49. Leeds can tough it out against Hull if their need to
50. Hull FC players will be too drunk to play Leeds
51. Sea breeze is not healthy for your lungs
52. Your players fitness levels are appalling
53. It will be Hull who will be gifting Leeds good opposition
54. You won’t have the finishing touch’s against Leeds
55. Hull find it difficult to keep the ball alive
56. You have funny phone boxes in Hull meaning you have a joke of a team
57. Leeds can make good things happen in attack
58. Leeds always win Hull FC and that will never change
59. Time will be running out by the time Hull pull a few good set together
60. Leeds are the sex
61. Leeds always score some great tries against Hull FC
62. Lee Radford has got worse since his Bradford days
63. The only Brightside of a loosing Hull team is bigger crowds
64. You are not capable of competing amongst the best
65. You have shaky stability on and off the field
66. You don’t have John Kear to pull off magic victories for you
67. Your centres have weak finishing power now Sid Domic has left
68. You do not make good impressions when playing Leeds
69. Its Hull FC’s downfall that’s lead Hull to been the most miserable city to live in
70. They will be no revelations coming from the Hull team when they play Leeds
71. Where will the extra dimension in attack come from Hull?
72. Hull have nothing up their sleeves except failure and misery
73. Leeds will throw an highly encouraging display against Hull
74. Hull will have a shaky start
75. The Rhinos will set out to maintain an impressive record against Hull
76. Neat Hands from Rob Burrow will lead to tries
77. The deadlock for Leeds will be broken in the first minute
78. Donald will out jump any Hull player when Sinfield kicks the ball towards the try line
79. Leeds will clinch many tries against Hull
80. Sinfield will add every two points on offer
81. Let Leeds trade the ball between more than four hands it’s a try
82. McGuire’s grubber kicks will confuse Hull
83. Swift Passes from the base of the scrum just don’t happen for Hull
84. Any early pressure will be withstood by the Rhinos
85. A dummy run is not a regular enough thing for Hull FC players
86. Ryan Hall will stride towards the try line
87. Jamie Peacock will romp to a try from 25 metres in
88. You will find it hard to catch Sinfields bombs
89. BJB will scoot to the line
90. Your kicker will miss kickable penalties
91. Even a deflected pass will lead to a Leeds try
92. Leeds will post devastating six minute spells
93. Leeds style of play will leave your players breathless
94. Your players can’t catch reverse kicks
95. Hull will rarely threaten Leeds try line
96. A lot of passes will be intercepted by the Leeds players
97. Hull will get penalised for a lot of forward passes
98. We all hate Hull scum
99. Sublime handling by Ali will do it for Leeds
100. Your towering bombs will be scooped up on

[scatlond]

216. Your hiding Osama Bin Laden



I dont believe that.

[polveirbecker]

100 reasons why Hull KR won’t win Leeds next year

1. Bob bob bobbing along, shoot the bastards, shoot the bastards
2. Hull KR have been in the comfort zone so far in Super League
3. Justin Morgan will never archive anything better than taking you to the semi final in the CC
4. You have a rubbish stadium so Leeds will feel at home
5. Cooke is a failure at Hull KR
6. So is Chev Walker
7. Peter Fox is second to Lee Smith
8. You’ve only got club of the year because your better than Hull FC for once
9. Fozzard is another Leeds reject in your squad
10. Garret Crossman has left you because he can sense bad times ahead
11. We will never forgive you for 22 - 10
12. Leeds will get many penalties deep in Hull KR territory
13. Fatigue will plague the Hull KR players
14. Sea air is not healthy for you
15. Once Leeds have score they will not take a foot off the gas
16. McGuire will be on the end of a flowing move for the Rhinos
17. Ryan Bailey will show great strength in defence
18. Your defence is easy to glide through
19. The timing of Leeds ball is perfection
20. Hull KR won’t be able to match the Rhinos intensity
21. Greg Eastwood will put in a powerful display
22. Leeds will be fired up for this one
23. Leeds are simply just too spectacular for Hull KR
24. The Rhinos will just take control of the game
25. The Rhinos players will put in a good effort for this one
26. Sinfields pin point accurate kicks will lead to tries
27. The Rhinos have advantage over the Rovers
28. Rovers are only bothered about putting in a good performance against Hull FC any ways
29. Hull KR will be slated
30. Your players fall off the tackle
31. Your players will be part of a missing person campaign that day
32. All the credit will go to Leeds in this match
33. Leeds defence is outstanding
34. A moment of inspiration for Hull KR will turn into a moment that you will wish to forget
35. Leeds will batter your line and you will break
36. Hull KR have bad habits in games
37. Hull KR will be given no ball when playing the Rhinos
38. Leeds will play an expansive game to beat the rovers
39. The Rovers will throw some silly passes
40. Rovers will be given no lifelines against the Rhinos
41. Rhinos will set benchmarks while play KR
42. Hull KR will face an all conquering Rhinos side
43. Leeds will show their credentials against the Rovers
44. Rotating players around will not help Rovers cause
45. Hull KR will put up a disjointed display in front of the Rhinos
46. Winning Hull KR is one of the biggest highlights in the Rhinos calendar
47. A thrashing of Hull KR by Leeds has been coming
48. Leeds will step up the pace if their need to
49. Hull KR will produce an error packed game against the Rhinos
50. Hull KR won’t be able to find fault in the Rhinos defence
51. The Rovers will simply have no answer for Rhinos superiority
52. Hull KR flog themselves down
53. Rovers just won’t address any issues at all
54. Leeds lads love the ecstatic feeling in the dressing room when they’ve won
55. Keith Seniors presence alone will ensure a Rhinos win
56. Leeds will churn it out against the Rovers
57. Leeds will show big play throughout the match
58. The lads always put in a good effort against Hull KR
59. Leeds will even produce a wonder show to beat you
60. The Rhinos are very dangerous in attack
61. We are Leeds Rhinos
62. It’s a golden era for the Rhinos
63. Leeds will score so fast that you will have to watch it in slow motion when you get home
64. Brent Webb is superman and will fly through your defences
65. Bluey knows your weakness
66. Watkins will even grab a brace of tries against you
67. Butter fingers Hull KR just don’t stand a chance
68. Your players are bound to get red cards
69. Big hits will scare the Hull KR attack
70. The rovers won’t be able to handle
71. Hull KR are Leeds bitchs
72. Leeds have god on their side as some people in the Rhinos squad are Christians
73. Luke Burgess will just power his way through Hull KR
74. The rovers will miss plenty of golden opportunities
75. Your have too many second rate players playing for Rovers
76. Hull KR will of lost the will to play by the tenth minute
77. This is Leeds best ever side your talking about!
78. The Barmy Army will out sing your home fans
79. Leeds will be red hot when playing Hull KR
80. Hull KR will be below par
81. Cookie is a Rover
82. Leeds can score from anywhere in the field
83. Leeds just love to attack from within they own half
84. The score will be so good against the Rover the Rhinos will opt for many drop goals for the jokes
85. HA HA HA Hull KR winning Leeds? NEVER IN 2009!
86. Leeds are a never say die side
87. Gene is 150 years old
88. We will have Hull FC fans egging us on as well
89. The Leeds fans are big babies when their lose - that’s why the Rhinos will win you
90. The only hope Hull KR has is if you’re playing Leeds after the world club challenge
91. You represent your name very well - small and pathetic
92. Interest have moved over to Hull City
93. Leeds will get a league double over Hull KR next year
94. Ganson won’t be the referee that day
95. Ashley Kline won’t be the video referee
96. The Linemen’s will keep a good eye on rovers for offside
97. SUPER SUPER SUPER RHINOS
98. Leeds will win it for old times sake
99. Hull KR will bend and break
100. Leeds will be just too strong for Hull KR

[polveirbecker]

380 Reasons why Leeds United are better than Manchester United

1. The L becomes before the M in the English Alphabet
2. Leeds United are more united than Man United because Manchester is split into two with both Man City and Man U playing they.
3. Elland Road has better facilities than Old Trafford
4. People feel more welcome at Elland Road than at Old Trafford
5. Man U is full of glory supporters
6. The atmosphere is dead at Old Trafford compared to Elland Road
7. Blue is even a better colour than red
8. Leeds are a holy team - Man U is the devils team
9. Man United are in more debt than Leeds United
10. In the future Leeds United will be twenty times European cup champions whilst Man U are extinct because of their debt
11. Leeds United have way better terrace chants than your terrace lot
12. The Goldfish evolution will pay off for Leeds United one day
13. Leeds can fight back from failure man u can’t
14. Man U are scum
15. Our supporters are a lot taller than your supporters
16. We had the best Northern Irish international ever playing for Leeds United - David Healy. You had that pisshead George Best
17. Man United always go for our passed it players like Alan Smith and Rio Ferdinand
18. The U in Man U originally stood for Underwear as Man United evolved from a YMCA called Man Underwear
19. Leeds United supporters get all the Leeds girls (yum) while Man United supporters get all the manc girls (yuk)
20. A typical female supporter of Leeds United is slim and blonde whilst Man U female supporters are the opposites
21. Man u is a team full of transvestites while Leeds players are real men
22. Away fans respect Elland road by dribbling in the loo while at Old Trafford their just dribble all over because the whole place is just one big piss pot anyways
23. Leeds players never let the fans down meanwhile this is a regular occurrence at Man United
24. We don’t have footballs biggest winker playing for us Christino Ronaldo
25. Your Manager is on medication while ours is completely sane
26. While our team are more suited to fields, Your are more suited to diving boards
27. Our academy is 1000x better than yours
28. Leeds are mighty - Man U are not in comparison
29. Leeds United fans are the most respectable in the world
30. Leeds United have better left footed players than Man United
31. Leeds have more gulf in class than Man U
32. Leeds are more respected than Manchester United
33. Manchester United are going down and Leeds United are on the up
34. The Leeds United team is full of pin ups, Manchester United on the other hand have to dim their floodlights so people can watch the match without having to see their players ugly mugs
35. Eric Cantona played his best football for Leeds United
36. Only an idiot team would pay 30million for Rio Ferdinand
37. Manchester are a team of no hopers
38. The Leeds United attacking play is a lot more exciting to watch than that of Manchester United’s
39. Man U are fooling everyone at the moment accept Leeds - it’s a shame where not in the same league
40. If they was two clubs in the world to choose from. 99% would choose Leeds United and 1% would choose Manchester United
41. Leeds have better right footed players than man united ones
42. If a dog had a choice on which pitch to shit on it would be Old Trafford
43. Leeds United is God chosen team while Man u is the devils
44. You will never see a Leeds United player wear make up inlike the Manchester United ones
45. Old Trafford host’s the Super League Grand Final, Elland road hosts the much bigger worlc club challenge
46. All of Man U fans are jealous of Leeds United’s history
47. Man United history’s is shit in comparison to that of Leeds United
48. Leeds United have better away support than Man United
49. Leeds United fans are more respectable than Man United fans
50. The Sun always shines at Elland Road and doesn’t at Old Trafford
51. Elland road is a lot closer to heaven than Old Trafford will ever be
52. The food is affordable in and around Elland Road unlike Old Trafford
53. Leeds have the best spirit in the world of football
54. Man U play the worse football in Europe unlike Leeds
55. Your wallets are safe around Elland road unlike around Old Trafford
56. Old Trafford attracts pimps and drug dealers while Elland road attracts families and millionaires
57. The crowds are falling at Old Trafford while they’re rising at Elland Road
58. Elland Road makes people smile whilst Old Trafford makes people frown
59. Watching Leeds United is a lot better for your health than watching Manchester United
60. Delph is the second coming while Ronaldo is the anti Christ
61. You’re a lot safer round Elland Road than you are around Old Trafford
62. Old Trafford is set out like a maze whilst Elland Road is an easier place to navigate yourself round
63. Leeds players can understand the football chants on the terreces unlike Manchester players on their because theirs chants in about 100 different languages
64. Leeds have more supporters than Man U around the world
65. Gentleman go watch Leeds United, Scum of the earth go watch Man United
66. Leeds United don’t cheat unlike Man U
67. White is a much better colour than Red
68. Smelly feel occur more at Old Trafford than at Elland Road
69. Leeds are the kings of Europe whilst Man U are the paupers
70. The players at Man U get holes in their shorts because they too fat unlike Leeds United players shorts which are as good as new every time when their on the pitch
71. The Jews are planning to bomb Old Trafford down
72. Manchester will always be second to Leeds at EVERYTHING
73. Leeds United fans are realistic whilst Man U fans are dreamers
74. All the wins for Manchester United are Illusions whilst whats happening down at Leeds is real
75. Man U supporters are Saturn worshippers whilst Leeds fans know the real and only truth - LOVE
76. The good stuff is happening at Elland Road and the bad stuff at Old Trafford
77. The Leeds United kit is a lot better than the man u kit
78. Elland Road is the Holy Grail whilst Old Trafford is prison without the bars
79. Elland Road is where life prospers whilst Old Trafford is a morgue in comparison
80. People prefer to place Man U than Leeds U because Leeds are the better side
81. The Kaiser Chiefs support Leeds United
82. Leeds United have an elegance about their plays
83. If a Leeds United fan see’s a Man United fan on fire he would piss on him, If a Man United fan see’s a Leeds United fan on fire he would point his finger and laugh
84. The season tickets for Leeds United offer more for value unlike that at Man U
85. All Man U fans desire to live the life of that of a Leeds United fans
86. Elland Road is a lot closer to Headingley than Old Trafford ever will be
87. Leeds United have class written all over them whilst Man u have garbage
88. Leeds do not waste golden opportunities like Man U do
89 Old Trafford is very close to Salford
90. Leeds United players would beat Man United players at a game of cards
91. Alan Smith played his best football for Leeds United ]
92. Leeds United management have all the answers to save world poverty
93. Manchester United players have many things in their closets that they don’t want bringing out
94. Leeds United is the Future, Man United is history
95. The players changing rooms at Elland Road are worlds better than the ones at Old Trafford
96. Man U quit the FA cup because they couldn’t hack it un like Leeds United
97. The exciting goals all happen at Elland Road
98. The skill factor isn’t a problem for Leeds United as it is for Man United
99. People would rather have a Leeds United fan as their friend than a Man United fan
100. Leeds United team represents youth and life whilst Man U’s team represent ageing and death
101. It always rains at Old Trafford
102. The pitch at Old Trafford is sandy
103. Elland Road has the best turf in the world
104. Leeds have had the better players over the years
105. Man U would even lose to Farsley Celtic whilst Leeds United would slaughter them
106. Elland Road is a shrine for many around the world
107. The Queen would rather visit Elland Roan than Old Trafford
108. The Training facilities at Thorpe Arch are as good as it gets
109. Only people with broken lives go watch Man U
110. Man United fans only go and watch they team in the summer whilst the loyal Leeds fans will go watch Leeds United in any kind of weather
111. You attract fans with know lives like respectable Facebooker Mark Lynch
112. Your sponsors AIG are rip offs
113. Leeds United fans have better GCSE’s grades and Man U fans
114. Leeds United fans know what they talking about unlike man U fans
115. Old Trafford home crowd and a proctologist have one thing in common at least - both are surrounded by arseholes
116. Wayne Rooney looks like Shrek
117. The whole world wants Manchester United to lose and Leeds United to win
118. Leeds United march on together, Manchester players don’t because their players have big egos
119. Roy Keane was way overrated
120. I’ve had better times near Elland Road than near Old Trafford
121. All the witches have it out for Manchester United
123. Leeds United is everyone’s second team after their own!
124. Man U fans would sell their soul to the devil just to see a Man United win
125. Man U players would intimidate poor old refs to win matches
126. Leeds United are good sports unlike Man U
127. Man U are easier to beat than Leeds United
128. The insane can be found at Old Trafford
129. The cleaners at Elland Road all have clean criminal records
130. There’s more violence at Old Trafford than they is at Elland Road
131. Man U players are on the long suffering road to hell
132. Leeds United players are the true fallen angels in this world
133. Leeds United is Gods kingdom on earth whilst Man U is hell on earth
134. Musicians are more honoured to play at Elland Road than Old Trafford
135. Elland Road is the most accessible ground in the world
136. Leeds United players are the golden boys of football
137. Leeds United have players that should be in the Premiership, Man U boast players that should be in the championship division two
138. Leeds United fans have more of a chance of dating miss world unlike man u fans
139. Man United play where the sun doesn’t shine
140. People would rather go and watch Farsley Celtic than Man United
141. Man U players are thugs with no limits
142. You turned Rio Ferdinand into a druggie
143. Leeds United players know how to control the ball better than man u players
144. I’ve ate better curries near Elland Road than I have near Old Trafford
145. Man United players are a bunch of no hopers
146. Leeds United are the glamour boys of English football
147. Leeds United can always cope under pressure unlike Man U
148. Ronaldo is a cry baby
149. Rooney 8 all the pies didn’t he?
150. Carlos Trevez looks like Ugly Betty
151. The whole country would stand up just to show their hate Man U even Stevie Wonder
152. Anderson looks like Norma from Shameless
153. The only valentines cards Man U players get are red cards
154. Liverpool are even better than Man United never mind Leeds!
155. Who are Man United anyways?
156. Even Cartoon Recycle bins don’t want man United in them
157. Leeds United are the best known Football team in the world
158. Leeds United are loved unlike Man United
159. You have a much better match day experience at Elland Road than Old Trafford
160. Man United cheating is well documented on Youtube
161. Leeds United players grow old gracefully unlike Man U players
162. Ken Bates is better than Midget Glazier
163. Leeds United have better match fitness than Man United
164. Its only a matter of time before Man U get relegated and Leeds United get promoted
165. Leeds United know how to throw a party unlike Man United
166. Leeds United has the fastest growing fan base in the world whilst Man United continues to decline
167. Leeds United have better goal scoring Celebrations than Man United
168. The Elland Road faithful know how to get behind the lads
169. Your goal keeper is untested against quality opposition unlike Leeds United’s goal keeper
170. The hatred of Man United is well documented on Youtube as is the love of Leeds United is
171. Man United is ran by the evil freemasons
172. Man U is only popular because of the increase of gays coming out of the closet
173. Man U players don’t show respect to the opposition unlike Leeds United do
174. Man U will never ever be as good as Leeds were when they where at their best
175. Leeds United will beat Man United 5 - 0 next time the two team meet
176. Man U are so scared of Leeds United they won’t accept a preseason friendly against them
177. Leeds United has given the world one more reason to live unlike Man U who have encouraged suicide
178. Man United’s success will be just viewed as a blur when people look back at the past
179. I’ve had a better time with a Leeds United fan than I ever will with a Man United fan
180. Man U will never reach gods like status like Leeds United have
181. Remember Leeds United 1 Manchester United 0?
182. I asked a Man U fan what he liked about Man U and it took him a while to reply which was the opposite when I asked a Leeds United fan that he liked about Leeds and he replied because they will always be better than Manchester United
183. Everyone wants to see Leeds United in the Premiership and Man U rotting in the Blue Square
184. Alex Ferguson is only a sir because of his coaching days in Scotland, everything else is a failure for him
185. You could walk with a million pounds in a wheelbarrow around Elland road without it been nicked unlike carting one around Old Trafford
186. Leeds United are the best in the land and Man U are the worse
187. Man united are the worse losers ever!
188. Vinny Jones has done better than David Beckham
189. Leeds United play a style of football that Man United can only dream of playing
190. Man U will always be chasing Leeds when it comes to everything!
191. Man United supporters are the thickest in the land unlike Leeds fans who are very knowledgeable
192. If a Leeds United fan and Man United fan had a game of poll the Leeds United fan would win
193. Leeds United fans are not obsessed with football unlike Man U fans who let it take over their lives
194. Leeds United cheer for all occasions unlike Man U fans who don’t cheer at all
195. Leeds United players have showers after games unlike smelly man united players
196. When Ferguson leaves Man U will be rubbish unlike Leeds who are class with whatever manager their with
197. Leeds United are the only true United in the land
198. In the end Leeds United will be the best team ever and already are unlike man u who will be worse and already are
199. The evolution of a man united fan has evolved into an armchair fan
200. Craig Meehan is a Man United fan!
201. There’s not much difference between Rooney and a Pig
202. Man U are never caught offside because they are cheats unlike Leeds
203. People would rather Nuke Old Trafford than Iraq and Elland Road
204. Man U shirts are very popular during bonfire night like Leeds United shirts are at Christmas
205. Rooney Hangs out in seedy clubs unlike Leeds players who hang out in more respectable places
206. Man united players are all womanizes whilst Leeds United players are true Gentleman
207. Ronaldo wears fashion for girls whilst Leeds wear fashion for lads
208. Only a dumb American would waste £700million on Man U
209. Rooney has had nip tuck unlike Leeds players who don’t need it!
210. People would only attend a match for free at Old Trafford if it was against Leeds United
211. Man U’s game plans are easy to work out
212. Finding people who hate man u is a lot easier than finding people who hate Leeds United
213. Leeds United put football before money unlike Man U who have broke football with their spending
214. Leeds United mascot is better than Man U’s mascot
215. Ryan Giggs is illegitimate because he hasn’t got no birth certificate unlike the pure Leeds players
216. Ronaldo is the biggest wimp in the country unlike Leeds players!
217. Respectable Facebooker Jay Jackson would rather drink marmite & fermented horse piss than support man u - you won’t find any claims like that against Leeds United
218. Muslim women hate man u because their where forced to marry a man u fan
219. Leeds United are more desired than Man U
220. Leeds United passing the ball will always look better than man u passing the ball
221. Man U fans will be in heaven when both cheats Ronaldo and Maradona are in one stadium
222. However the only room for cheats at Elland road is when we are unfortunate to have man u playing there
223. Man U fans find it pleasurable that a teacher was stripping off in front of fifteen year olds at a party
224. Only Wayne Rooney could break so many record at Man U because you have no history of long term record breakers unlike Leeds United do
225. Man U fans get upset over the weekend papers not been delivered proving more that there are a lazy set of fans unlike Leeds fans who choose to jog to Elland Road on match day
226. Owen Hargreaves hates it so much at Man U he puts on an injury all the time unlike any of the Leeds players who would never dream of faking because their all love Leeds
227. Leeds Players are stronger than Manchester United Players
228. Man U get talent from the smaller teams unlike Leeds who can produced they own
229. Your holding Wes Brown Prisoner - a thing Leeds United would never do against any player
230. The match day programmes at Leeds United are so much better than Man U’s
231. Supporting Leeds United means that I don’t have sleepless nights over it
232. If I supported man u I wouldn’t be able to look at people in the eyes
234. Thinking of Elland Road brings you closer to heaven whilst thinking of Old Trafford brings you closer to Hell
235. Man United are using one of their stars as a slave unlike Leeds stars who play at their own free will
236. Leeds United play out of this world football
237. Carlsberg don’t make football teams. But if they did Leeds would be it!
238. Leeds United just have that spark that Man U don’t have
239. The tables are mixed up at the moment
240. Elland Road is the rightful home of the beautiful football unlike Old Trafford that is home to the ugly
241. Banks would rather open near Elland Road than near Old Trafford
242. Celebrities would rather got o Elland Road than Old Trafford
243. Elland Road hosts better European nights than Old Trafford
244. Even Sir Alex Ferguson prefers Elland Road to Old Trafford
245. People who live around Old Trafford have shorter lives than those who live around Elland Road
246. Leeds United produce fantasy football unlike Manchester United
247. Leeds are better than Man U because its Leeds
248. Leeds United fans are more experienced in the bed department than Man U fans
249. Leeds United gives more to charity than Man U
250. Being a Leeds United supporter looks a lot better on your CV that being a Man U supporter
251. Leeds know how to kick a ball unlike man u
252. All the world greatest footballers played at Leeds United
253. Man U fans hate life because they support man U
254.Red is the colour of blood whilst white is the colour of purity
255. Horror shows go on at Old Trafford
256. Leeds never put in a rocky performance unlike Man U do all the time
257. Elland Road is a dream whilst Old Trafford Is a nightmare
258. For away fans the best match day experiences are at Elland Road
259. Leeds United play seductive football whilst Man U’s football turns you off
260. The pre-match banter is much better at Elland Road than it is at Old Trafford
261. Player prefer to participate in a game against Man U than against Leeds United
262. Leeds United players are better behaved than Man U ones
263. Leeds United are the heroes and Man U are the villains
264. Leeds United have a lot more ambition in attack that Man U
265. The Wizardry of Leeds United play would be too much for man u to handle
266. Leeds United bag more wins that Manchester United
267. Leeds United kick ass unlike Man U
268. Man U don’t have a lot of creditability unlike Leeds United
269. Leeds can murder Man U’s pathetic excuse of a defence
270. Man U are unremarkable and Leeds United are remarkable
271. Leeds United would just overpower Man U anyways
272. Man U just don’t deliver like Leeds United
273. Next time these two teams meet Leeds United will give Man U a lesson in football
274. Leeds United run riot in matches unlike Man U
275. The consequences of playing Leeds are a lot worse than the consequences of playing Man U
276. Leeds United is full of bred winners unlike man u
277. The birds shit on Elland Road more than they do at Old Trafford meaning Leeds have got the luck
278. Leeds rise above dirt tactics unlike Man U
279. Leeds survive disappointment unlike Manchester United
280. Leeds United are completely compelling in defence unlike Man U
281. Elland Road is set in idyllic settings unlike Old Trafford which is set in a dump
282. Man U players are uncomfortable with each other unlike Leeds United players
283. Leeds United don’t struggle like Man U do
284. The Manchester United defence is pure comedy!
285. Leeds United are the ultimate team to be in
286. Man U when playing Leeds will be terminated in attack
287. Leeds United are a pleasure to watch unlike Manchester United
288. Leeds United spectacular attack will leave Man U mesmerized.
289. Leeds United’s attack will detonate against Man U
290. More people have been shortlist for team of the year from Leeds United than they have for Man U
291. Leeds make more an impact in a game than Man U do
292. Man U are always driven to distraction in games unlike Leeds United
293. Leeds United are always able to catapulting themselves to a win unlike Man U
294. Leeds United is the promise land
295. Man U are never as prepared as Leeds are to play a game of football
296. Leeds dominate progression in the oppositions half unlike Man U
297. Manchester United’s attempts at goal always backfires unlike Leeds attempts
298. Leeds united are fit to view unlike Man United
299. Man U always get overrun by the opposition unlike Leeds United
300. Leeds United always outplay teams unlike Man U
301. The Longer you wait for a good game to come from your team the harder it is as it is with Man U
302. Man U always get stuck in dire situations unlike Leeds United
303. Leeds United players are down to earth unlike Man U’s snobby players
304. Man United fans can’t get girlfriends even if their wearing Leeds shirts unlike Leeds United fans who can get birds wearing any club shirt
305. Leeds United’s Rivalry with Milwall is even bigger than Man United rivalry with Liverpool
306. Leeds United are clinical in attack unlike Man U
307. Man United players don’t have pride in the club like Leeds United players
308. Leeds Players are worth grand’s more than Manchester United players
309. Leeds United know how to stand their ground unlike Man U
310. Leeds United players will play the full 90 and all the extra time unlike Man U
311. Leeds United have more likeable players than Man U
312. Leeds United are the sex
313. Players spit at Old Trafford unlike at Elland Road because their respect that ground
314. Manchester United are light-years behind Leeds United
315. Leeds United never have a dip in class unlike Manchester United
316. Manchester United never keep a clean sheet in games like Leeds United
317. Leeds United know how to celebrate success unlike Manchester
318. Leeds United are better than Manchester United Physically and mentally
319. Manchester United will never have the edge over Leeds United
320. There will be no more chances for Manchester United to catch up to Leeds United
321. Leeds United turn chances into points unlike Man U
322. Manchester United can put a decent play together like Leeds
323. Leeds United thrive where Manchester United suffer
324. Man U don’t have player makers that are as good as the ones at Leeds United
325. Leeds United are brilliant and Man U are poor
326. Manchester can’t execute a good game plan like Leeds
327. Leeds United put in clean tackles and Man U put in dirty ones
328. People seen in Leeds United shirts look a lot more respectable than people in man u shirts
329. Leeds United have the belief unlike Man U
330. Leeds United keep to their promises unlike Manchester United
331. Manchester United are bottlers on the big stage!
332. Leeds United are going forward whilst Manchester United for falling backwards
333. Man U don’t know how to grind out victories unlike Leeds United
334. Leeds United are the ones who should be in the spotlight
335. Manchester United don’t play wise football unlike Leeds United
336. Leeds United possessed the ball more than Manchester United
337. Leeds United are what dreams are made of
338. Manchester United have big gaps in defence unlike Leeds United
339. Leeds United always do enough to win games unlike Man U
340. Manchester United surrender possession more than Leeds United
341. Leeds United are football geniuses unlike Manchester United
342. Leeds United do better than Leeds United when it comes to just about everything
343. Players from Leeds United can control their temper unlike Manchester United players
344. Jermaine Beckford is 10x better than anything Man U have to offer
345. Leeds United always get better commentators than Man U to cover they games
346. Manchester United are a lie unlike Leeds United who are the truth
347. Leeds United are a bar above Man U
348. The love of Leeds United is all the love you will ever need
349. Leeds United have fans who have travelled the world unlike Man U fans
350. The Sunday rags prefer to have Leeds United in them than Manchester United
351. Luciano Becchio is the player of the moment for Leeds United and not Man United
352. Leeds United progress unlike Manchester United
353. Manchester United have players whose careers are dwindling unlike Leeds United’s careers
354. Leeds United have better players on their books than Man U
355. Manchester United’s prospects are not as good as Leeds United’s prospects
356. The long term fans at Elland road know more about football than the long term fans at Old Trafford
357. Players would rather hook up with Leeds United than Manchester United
358. Leeds United are a lot more confident than Manchester United
359. Manchester United are worse in the second half than Leeds United
360. The receptions at Elland road are a lot better than the receptions at Old Trafford
361. The banqueting is a lot better at Elland Road than it ever will be at Old Trafford
362. The turnstiles are easier to use at Elland Road than it is at Old Trafford
363. Leeds United avoid defeats unlike Manchester United
364. Snodgrass is way cooler than any of the man u players
365. Leeds United keep on going unlike Manchester united
366. The seats are a lot stronger at Elland Road than they are at Old Trafford
367. Leeds United are a lot better to watch than Manchester United
368. Manchester United need to play ugly unlike Leeds
369. Leeds United are not third rate like Manchester United are
370. More academy trained youngsters make their debuts for the Leeds United first team that the academy trained youngsters at Manchester United
371. Leeds United aren’t predictable like Manchester United are
372. Manchester United players would have been in prison if it wasn’t for football
373. Leeds United have better pace than Manchester United
374. Manchester United fans are worse cooks than Leeds United fans
375. Leeds United game the game alive unlike Manchester United
376. Fans from Elland Road have better table manners than those from Old Trafford
377. Leeds United’s second team is even better than Manchester United’s first team
378. Leeds united have better half time talks than Manchester United do
379. Manchester don’t have trick up their sleeves unlike Leeds United
380. Leeds players whiter teeth than Manchester United Players

[polveirbecker]

I dont believe that.

Nor do I but it’s a bad joke out of 220. The St Helens franchise list is the least one I’m proud of for a number of reasons.

Never meant to cause offence and if I have done then I’m sorry.

Hope I’m forgiven!

[scatlond]

218. Most of the towns population are members of Alcohol Anonymous



Is this true?

[polveirbecker]

Is this true?

How would I know their anonymous?

Of course not! I’ve met some very nice people from St Helens and my lists aren’t to be taken to the heart! :)

[scatlond]

47. The C in Castleford stands for Crap
48. The A in Castleford stands for Ageing
49. The S in Castleford stands for Shit
50. The T in Castleford stands for Terrible
51. The L in Castleford stands for Losers
52. The E in Castleford stands for Evil
53. The F in Castleford stands for Fail
54. The O in Castleford stands for Overrated
55. The R in Castleford stands for Rubbish
56. The D in Castleford stands for Depleted


Thats quite clever.:)

[onourwayto2012]

CONGRATULATIONS!!...on the longest most incomprehensible post ever for us Americans!!!..... if you did it though I applaud your thoroughness!

[scatlond]

CONGRATULATIONS!!...on the longest most incomprehensible post ever for us Americans!!!..... if you did it though I applaud your thoroughness!

Its about Rugby league, like American Football without padding or helmets, its rather tough.

[eternal_spirit]

How would I know their anonymous?

Of course not! I’ve met some very nice people from St Helens and my lists aren’t to be taken to the heart! :)
I've not got through all of the post yet. Prob about 50% true :D Edit have now lol.

Where you from?






So we can send a St Helens Posse after you!:D

Must be a scouser or a pie eater? In English that means from Liverpool or Wigan. You'd have to be local to understand what most of your post was about.

[comawhite015]

I don't know whether to be incredibly impressed you managed to write all those or not :D

[polveirbecker]

Where you from?


Leeds

I don't know whether to be incredibly impressed you managed to write all those or not :D

Yes I did write all these. Lost my original list though :(

[onourwayto2012]

Leeds



Yes I did write all these. Lost my original list though :(
well you best make video of this for youtube... there's bound to be a few jillion who get all this!

[polveirbecker]

well you best make video of this for youtube... there's bound to be a few jillion who get all this!

I’ve got plenty of videos - I’m just not very good at Marketing!

[polveirbecker]

178 (wif 122 missin') Reasons whuffo' Leeds will beat Manly fo' th' WCC

1. Sea Eagles gots'ta plum fall apart likes Ray Von’s Bin'o Machine on Phoenix Nights
2. Leeds gots'ta snatch deir time t'trust in McClennan’s game plan and archive wo'ld club infinity
3. Stop Jamie Lyon and ya' stop Manly Sea Eagles
4. Leeds Rhinos is de only team in de wo'ld where spectato's jizz in deir pants when watchin' dem
5. De Breeze plum won’t be right fo' Manly sea Eagle’s players t'play in
6. Dis win upside Manly gots'ta cap off some lovely climax fo' whut gots been an amazin' two years wid many mo'e Tacoma
7. Leeds gots'ta come out uh dis match as de best eva' rugby league club side t'play de game afta' whup'in' Manly Sea Eagles
8. Rob Burrow isn’t da damn only dreat on de Leeds side
9. Matt Orfo'd gots'ta regret fo'gettin' Danny McGuire
10. Leeds gots'ta sin' (own version) de crib club classic “Let me whup' ya' fo' tonight” and dat gots'ta plum cripple Manly
11. Jamie Lyon left St Helens likes Rin'o Starr left Liverpool howeva' where Rin'o dun didn’t let Liverpool waaay down Jamie Lyon gots'ta do fo' saints by playin' rubbish in de WCC
12. Kevin Sinfield (captainin' Leeds t'oda' WCC wins) be livin' proof dat Leeds gots'ta whup' Manly in de wo'ld club challenge
13. It gots'ta be some very long and lonesome night fo' Manly’s group uh individuals and who is not some team
14. Manly gots'ta lose demselves when defendin' against da damn undependable Leeds attack
15. Leeds gots'ta touch de try line so's many times against Manly
16. De match gots'ta be nodin' but misery business fo' Manly 17. Rob Burrow and Danny McGuire gots'ta plum set everyone down fo' some try against Manly
18. Nodin' compares t'Leeds attack and dat includes Manly’s defence
19. On nights likes dese Leeds win anyways
20. Dis be Australian Rugby Leagues last chance t'brin' pride back into de nashun and dey gots'ta ruin it danks t'de brilliance dat be Leeds Rhinos
21. Danny McGuire gots'ta sco'e against Manly upside and upside again
22. Leeds is de wizards uh rugby league
23. Manly’s attack gots'ta be too easily eyeball by Leeds defence
24. Leeds don’t lose in wo'ld club challenges unlikes Manly
25. Rugby League still hasn’t found whut its lookin' fo' - back t'back wo'ld club challenge winners and it gots'ta be found in dis match
26. Losin' be whut ya' dig when yo' playin' against Leeds Rhinos
27. Doodads gots'ta plum simply go Leeds way against Manly
28. Nodin' gots'ta wo'k out right fo' Manly against Leeds
29. Jamie Lyon be no longa' capable sco'in' fedora tricks against Leeds
30. Manly kin cut Leeds de game uh deir lives and Leeds gots'ta still mosey on down out on top
31. Leeds gots'ta be Tub Dumpin' Manly dat night
32. Leeds previously undiscovered class gots'ta be discovered against Manly where da damn class gots'ta reach previously unrapped levels uh class in spo't droughout
33. It gots'ta be Leeds who do de walk uh champions and not Manly dat night
34. De wo'ld club trophy and Leeds belong togeda' and shall remain togeda'
35. It gots'ta be some case uh welcome t'de Rhino’s parade when Manly mosey on down to town
36. Leeds gots mosey on down around t'de wo'ld club challenge again and it gots'ta be won by Leeds again
37. Manly Sea Eagles is plain compared t'de wonderful Leeds Rhinos
38. Manly is de new (I wuzn’t alive t'rememba' dem in de 80s) and hopeless team in de WCC
39. Manly Sea Eagles gots lost da damn playa' who could play on Elland Roads boozelogged pitches by drowin' him t'Bradfo'd Bulls
40. Orfo'd might snatch his game t'de next level in de NRL but he gots'ta be no where close when it comes t'playin' de Rhinos
41. Tony Williams been fit fo' de WCC be nodin' t'cream about likes dey do on Silvertails Fo'ums
42. De win upside Melbourne in de 08 NRL GF wuz all luck likes Leeds win upside St Helens in 07 SL GF meanin' dat Manly’s luck be all about t'end by some proven class team likes Leeds who should gots been playin' Melbourne dis year
43. Manly is lucky dat da damn WCC be been held in England cuz' Leeds is so betta' suited t'de Australian heat dan Manly are
44. Chris Wilson uh de Sunday Telegraph even makes missnatch'd about Manly which proves Manly’s creditability t'stand out when dey actually win sump'n unlikes Leeds who is unmissnatchable
45. Des Hasla' has reso'ted t'gettin' de lads t'snatch part in intensive trainin' sessions fo' de WCC dat gots'ta turn out t'be some wuzte uh time meanwhile Greg Eastwood gots been relaxin' feedin' da bud hotdogs
46. 400 metre powa' sprints in trainin' won’t be enough t'catch Danny McGuire
47. Matt Ballin be clearly shittin' himself at da damn prospect uh facin' Danny Buderus in de WCC
48. Leroy Reilly be goin' t'regret da damn decision t'let some bunch uh convicts in his place when Manly lose against Leeds fo' de Wo'ld Club Challenge
49. Des Hasla' gots'ta find out how upside rated his Eagles is when deir lose against Leeds
50. Versatility be a term dat duz not fit into Manly who is a one dimensional team
51. Josh Perry gots'ta talk de snatch but won’t walk de walk when facin' Kylie
52. Leeds toughness / fitness levels gots'ta get dem crib in de second half plum likes Manly dun did wid Melbourne but dis time da damn kicker be on de oda' foot cuz' Leeds is betta'
53. Now dat Tony Archa' isn’t refereein' de WCC Leeds gots'ta win fair and square cuz' dey won’t be some co'rupt Aussie Official in de middle likes dey wuz in de wo'ld cup
54. Dey gots'ta be no repeat uh Grand Final reply spectacle in Australia when it’s de WCC cuz' Leeds gots'ta win meanin' it gots'ta only be some empty crib! Right on!
55. De Premiership Supuh' coach gots'ta be 'esposed as some fraud when Manly dig slaughtered by Leeds
56. Leeds gots'ta Massacre Manly
57. Leeds brute fo'ce gots'ta intimidate Manly’s style uh play
58. De Physical assault fum manly be non 'esistent makin' dem soft cocks
59. Leeds do not gots droll fo'ward pack likes Manly fans seem t'dink - we gots some versatility pack 60. Leeds Rhinos is all about creatin' histo'y unlikes de retirin' Manly pack who live off past glo'y’s
61. Nodin' gots'ta spoil Jamie Jones Buchannan’s testimonial year where he gots'ta be inspirashunal in some reco'd bustin' season fo' Leeds Rhinos includin' de WCC against Manly
62. Bluey gots not plans t'lose at Elland Road anytime soon as some coach
63. Graham Eadie isn’t dey t'sco'e points fo' Manly no mo' and hasn’t been fo' years
64. Statistically Manly is mo'e likesly t'become runners down in some big game wid plum seven Premiership titles and ten times runners down.
65. Des Hasla' is no longa' on de field playin' fo' ya' and be instead on de sidelines
66. Its Leeds Rhinos who is playin' in dis WCC and not St Helens! Right on!
67. De maroon and honky gots'ta turn t'black afta' attempts t'tackle da damn great Leeds Rhinos
68. Manly gots'ta be some lost cause by de 70d minute meanin' Leeds gots'ta let six players rest on de bench whilst 11 snatch on de laughable 13 dat Manly gots'ta still gots on de pitch
69. Brett Stewart be no match fo' Lee Smid o' Brent Webb
70. Manly is de great pretenders uh Australian Rugby League
71. Manly’s players gots'ta be in hot booze when playin' against Leeds fo' de WCC
72. Some uh de arrogant posts on Manly Sea Eagles official fo'ms alone gots'ta motivate Leeds t'bear dem fo' de WCC
73. Manly Fans should avoid some rip off trip t'England t'watched deir team dig slobba' knocked
74. Dis be a once in some lifetime chance fo' Manly and dey gots'ta epically blow it! Right on!
75. Brian McClennan wuz been sarcastic when he said Manly is a fo'midable outfit and ooze class droughout deir side
76. Manly is only in de UK early t'avoid deir nosey fans who arrive at da damn trainin' ground uninvited all de time - not t'cut dem de best preparashun dat wuz some false flag statement by Des Hasler
77. Manly Sea Eagles is as blind as honkyfools kin be
78. Leeds Rhinos is partners wid Soud Sydney meanin' we gots'ta win dis game fo' dem as much as fo' demselves
79. Manly is de Manly boys but dey won’t gots some win dis day against Leeds Rhinos
80. De Garden Gnomes in Leeds is a lot richa' dan dey is in Manly
81. Waaay down de unsightly Sea Eagles, chants de barmy army wid no Manly fans t'be seen
82. Manly gots'ta be waltzin' behind Leeds at da damn Wo'ld Club Challenge
83. Manly won’t be hangin' de Eagal rock but gots'ta be bough waaay down by de rock dat be Leeds Rhinos
84. Leeds gots'ta brin' Manly waaay down t'deir knee’s cuz' unlikes Soud’s Leeds kin play in deir own backyard
85. Leeds gots'ta be da damn rockers at da damn end uh dis game and not Manly
86. A team photo uh Manly be a po'trait uh losers
87. Manly might be 2008 Premiers but Leeds Rhinos is de mo'e respectable Supuh' League champions 88. Leeds gots'ta prove too hardco'e fo' Manly
89. De only doodad bod teams gots in common be dey kin bod whup' Melbourne but it stops dey cuz' Rhinos is miles betta'
90. Wo'ld Club Championship here Leeds mosey on down and win! Right on!
91. It gots'ta be da damn manly players leanin' on each oda' in pain when Leeds wid de WCC
92. Just cuz' Manly aren’t strong it duzn’t mean Leeds gots'ta be dey homeys and cut dem slack
93. De Manly effo't gots'ta be limited compared t'Leeds unlimited effo't
94. Leeds gots'ta glide skilfully drough de Manly defence
95. Manly’s gaps in defence is so big ya' could lay foundashuns fo' some warecrib dere
96. Leeds gots'ta be da damn ones playin' de fantasy rugby league on de WCC night
97. Leeds is a team dat gots capitalism in deir veins
98. Des Hasla' gots'ta leave doodads t'de Manly players t'demselves in de second half meanin' doodads gots'ta only dig wo'se fo' dem
99. Dey won’t be some time fo' Manly t'win dis game but dey gots'ta be times fo' dem t'lose it which dey gots'ta
100. Mo'e teams is whup'en by Leeds in de year dan whup'en by Manly
101. Whut Manly wants's dey gots'ta neva' get 102. Leeds 'espuh'ience Fetishism when winnin' wo'ld club challenges unlikes Manly who don’t know whut its likes
103. Leeds gots'ta be da damn side dat presents de Masochism dat Manly so's deserve
104. Stoicism gots'ta happen when Manly Sea Eagles face down t'de Leeds Rhinos
105. It gots'ta be Pandeism when Leeds play Manly likes when we played Melbourne
106. Leeds whup'in' Manly be plum Presbyterian
107. ah' have an adeist belief dat Manly gots'ta whup' Leeds
108. Leeds gots'ta simply floo' it against Manly
109. In fact Leeds gots'ta be givin' it large when playin' against Manly fo' de WCC
110. Manly not some praya' against da damn defendin' WCC Leeds Rhinos
111. De Great Australian heat wave gots'ta of sapped all uh de energy out uh de Manly players
112. Danny McGuire and Rob Burrow is de ultimate double act uh rugby league
113. Like when Tommy Coopuh' had some fatal heart attack, Manly gots'ta some series uh erro's dat da damn Sea Eagles faidful gots'ta dink be part uh de cocky showboat act dat deir team kin make erro's and win de game but it isn’t cuz' Leeds gots'ta fo'ce da damn erro's.
114. Leeds gots'ta showcase da damn secret in'redient t'whup'in' Manly in de WCC dat gots'ta prove priceless fo' its opposishun in de next NRL season
115. Secret plans is in place fo' Warrin'ah whose residents gots'ta scoff demselves t'comfo't da damn blow uh losin' t'Leeds Rhinos dat gots'ta cause da damn Sydney Suburb t'sink meanin' de whole place gots'ta be quarantined off t'stop furda' floodin'
116. Leeds gots'ta influence da damn game droughout unlikes Manly
117. Sea Eagles may sour high, but at least Rhinos don’t dig sucked into Jet engines
118. Leeds Rhinos gots'ta de betta' spells in de game dan Manly Sea Eagles
119. Manly dink dat everyone gots'ta fail t'whup' dem, but dey gotsn’t met Leeds Rhinos yet
120. Leeds Rhinos unpredictable style uh play gots'ta see dem drough de wo'ld club challenge against some very predictable Manly side
121.Manly is not da damn cure fo' Leeds Rhinos addicshun t'winnin'
123. Leeds gots'ta rampantly snatch all deir chances t'turn plays into points
124. Manly gots'ta not be liberated fum dey own half uh de field at all
125. Manly plum simply won’t be integrated as Champions by de end uh dis match cuz' Leeds won’t let dem
126. De Sea Eagles displays against De Rhinos dat night gots'ta be impoverish
127. It gots'ta be some cocktail uh class and skill dat gots'ta see Leeds win de wo'ld club challenge
128. De Rhinos gots some service t'deliva' fo' deir fans and dey gots'ta deliva'
129. De Rhinos gots'ta be noted as de pioneers uh de best style uh rugby league when playin' Sea Eagles 130. Leeds gots some lot uh hidden talent dat gots'ta finally be shown t'de rest uh de wo'ld mosey on down de WCC
131. Where Leeds kin find inspirashun Manly kin’t
132. All Manly players asses flop around likes two heavy-duty contracto'-grade yard bags full uh cream uh mushroom soup on de back uh a Fo'd Pinto rolln upside de railroad tracks by some fat Mexican goat wid some harelip
133. Manly is such baaaad losers dey gots'ta say de reason why dey lost against Leeds be a'cuz de ho'oscopes say so's
134. Manly gots'ta discova' dat Leeds is an allergy and dey gots'ta suffa' playin' against dem! Right on! 135. If it wuzn’t fo' Jamie Lyon Manly wouldn’t be wo'd even takin' on wid Leeds 1st team
136. All de Leeds players gots'ta be smilin' likes Tom Selleck afta' de game and not Manly
137. Manly gots'ta see da damn quality uh Leeds Rhinos on game day
138. De Leeds players is built fo' speed and agility unlikes Manly players
139. Manly is all teed and to'so unlikes Leeds who is much furda' dan dat
140. De Leeds attack gots'ta be somewhut too sinista' fo' Manly t'handle
141. Leeds Rhinos gots various tricks down deir sleeves unlikes Manly Sea Eagles
142. It gots'ta be da damn nightmare on Elland Road fo' Manly Sea Eagle
143. Manly should know deir role and shut deir moud 144. De Rhinos is de ones who set da damn benchmark in dis competishun
145. Leeds gots'ta de time uh deir lives slaughterin' Manly
146. Manly gots'ta simply plum drowned in Leeds weald uh class
147. Leeds gots'ta fly likes Lucy in de Sky whilst Manly gots'ta run likes pigs in de sun
148. Dey is two types uh suppo'ters in rugby league, dose dat suppo't Leeds and dose dat wish dey could
149. Whut some wuzte uh space Jamie Lyon is! Right on!
150. Manly stole way too many Soud’s players t'be some baaaad enough team t'whup' Leeds anyways 151. Leeds Rhinos is de ones dat gots'ta be rockin' all upside de wo'ld
152. A win be in de air and dat win be a Leeds win
153. Manly Sea Eagles gots'ta not be da damn ones who stop Leeds becomin' de most dominant fo'ce in de histo'y uh de wo'ld club challenge
154. Manly gots'ta rarely make it t'de opposishun half and dat includes defendin' in it also! Right on! 155. Manly is de one uh many dreamers who recon' dey kin whup' Leeds dis year
156. Even Frankie Laine duzn’t recon' in some tinka' of hope fo' Manly
157. It gots'ta be some enchanted evenin' fo' Manly in de Wo'ld Club Challenge
158. Leeds Rhinos is plum a little bit betta' dan Manly Sea Eagles
159. De winna' snatch'd it all and da damn winna' gots'ta be Leeds Rhinos
160. Everydin' wid mosey on down togeda' when Leeds play Manly fo' de WCC
161. Leeds is de best team in de wo'ld right now na na na 162. Leeds Rhinos is not lettin' go uh dat Wo'ld Club Challenge
163. Wishin' t'whup' Leeds be plum as hopeless as wishin' on some star
164. Leeds Rhinos gots'ta totally smash into Manly Sea Eagles
165. Manly when de lights go out at Elland Road ya' kin cry yo' loss den
166. Leeds Rhinos gots'ta spin Manly Sea Eagles right round
167. Even Manly’s most adletic players gots'ta lose deir bread chasin' Leeds players
168. Leeds Rhinos gots'ta come rainin' waaay down on Manly Sea Eagles parade
169. Leeds Rhinos gots'ta be Cruisin' against Manly Sea Eagles
170. Leeds duzn't gots'ta lug some bag uh useful stuff around everywhere deir go unlikes de dudette Manly players
171. Leeds Rhinos players kin be showered and eyebally in 10 minutes unlikes Manly players who snatch an age cuz' dey kin’t do much on de rugby field meanin' de whole teams livelihoods is secured drough de lucrative Aussie Rugby League Model market rada' dan drough dey shoddy 'suse uh playin' rugby league
172. Leeds Rhinos is leaders, not followers unlikes Manly Sea Eagles
173. Manly Sea Eagles lack in patience and confidence
174. Manly Sea Eagles gots'ta be lackin' in o'ganizashun against Leeds Rhinos in de WCC
175. Manly Sea Eagles do not learn fum previously done missnatch'd
176. Manly Sea Eagles gots some lack uh o'iginality and regularity
177. Manly Sea Eagles is clearly Fearin' t'go against Leeds Rhinos
178. Leeds Rhinos won’t be lackin' in ability against Manly Sea Eagles

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I did not expect to find such shite, on a david icke forum. Next time snivelling little coward say your words to a scousers face. Didn't think so

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I did not expect to find such shite, on a david icke forum. Next time snivelling little coward say your words to a scousers face. Didn't think so

Somehow i get the idea it aint meant to be serious, so put your ego in your handbag and put it away, lighten up lah!!.

Lots of classic lines lol.