Being in love with an object...WHAT THE F....

[universal_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag3pFIDapIw&feature=related

[universal_]

What part of 'Lance' does she 'make love' to?

Eyuwww :S

[comawhite015]

I used to know a guy who would have sex with his motorbikes.

Takes all kinds, I guess.

[universal_]

Notice all the women in these video look like lesbians...I think this stems from loving their dildo's a little too much. lolol

[universal_]

I used to know a guy who would have sex with his motorbikes.

Takes all kinds, I guess.


LOL in the exhaust pipes?....gotta admit some sports bikes are sexy :eek::p

[comawhite015]

LOL in the exhaust pipes?....gotta admit some sports bikes are sexy :eek::p

At times. Apparently he had various positions. There was a Yamaha and a Suzuki.

Then I held up my hand and said 'Please, don't kiss and tell..' so that's all I know.

[ownedtbh]

lmfao. got to be fake

[universal_]

lmfao. got to be fake


Nope 100% real, I'm on part 4 of the video....

I think it stems from an unhealthy relationship with a father figure, as one of the girls always witnessed her mother being hurt by the father and seeing him distant...her mother also collects these creepy dolls and said 'these dolls are better then a relationship with any man' :S.... Im guessing at some point she was traumatized and turned to objects for comfort, out of fear of human relationships...because an object will never hurt her or leave her etc.... sad really.

[universal_]

At times. Apparently he had various positions. There was a Yamaha and a Suzuki.

Then I held up my hand and said 'Please, don't kiss and tell..' so that's all I know.

hahah unless it was YOU!!:eek:

[comawhite015]

hahah unless it was YOU!!:eek:

Hey, I'm deviant enough. I draw the line at other guys. Shagging a table or a desk fan is too crazy even for me ;)

[universal_]

OMG I can't stop laughing at this part...she is putting the motor grease on her it looks like a scat fetish AHAHHAAH @ 'I want your fluids' WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!


The other one shes sitting on that sharp fence AAAAhahahahhahahaa


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwFE6DDi6I&feature=related

[universal_]

Hey, I'm deviant enough. I draw the line at other guys. Shagging a table or a desk fan is too crazy even for me ;)


How about shagging guys on a table?

lol j/k

[comawhite015]

How about shagging guys on a table?

lol j/k

Tables?! Is that all you got? Pfft! You gotta learn to live a little ;)

[comawhite015]

OMG I can't stop laughing at this part...she is putting the motor grease on her it looks like a scat fetish AHAHHAAH @ 'I want your fluids' WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!


The other one shes sitting on that sharp fence AAAAhahahahhahahaa


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwFE6DDi6I&feature=related

I have *Got*. To watch. This video. I'll put on my Laughing Pants.

[universal_]

I have *Got*. To watch. This video. I'll put on my Laughing Pants.


You really do!!...if I'm ever having a bad day I will watch this again...NOW shes in love with a church banister I can't do this I'm pissing my self here!

[universal_]

Tables?! Is that all you got? Pfft! You gotta learn to live a little ;)


I'll keep my imagination to myself!!!!!:cool:

[comawhite015]

I want your fluids?!

What the hell.

... I want your fluids... I love how clinical her dirty talk is.

mwaAHAHAHHAahhaahah

omg. 'You smell good.'

I'm speechless.

[unusual_suspect]

That is one of the most bizzare and most interesting documentaries I've seen for ages.

They seem like really genuinely nice sweet people too.

[comawhite015]

I love her on Part four.. stroking the fence with her finger.. stroking the smooth, red pointy bit with her finger..

'Mmmm.. you're sweeeet...'

[darryl84]

If it isn't fake, then each to their own, spread the love, it's doing no-one any harm, is it? :)

[cafetimes1991]

If it isn't fake, then each to their own, spread the love, it's doing no-one any harm, is it? :)

Agreed

[comawhite015]

Totally.

Can you imagine having a lover's quarrel, though? Seeing someone standing there screaming at a fence?

*giggle*

'DON'T POINT THAT AT ME!'

*giggle*

'DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!'

[lottie]

Ok i just finished watching that and my what a strange phenomena!:eek:

Each to their own but i have a hard time identifying with how they feel. Im all for 'live and let live' but do you have to pleasure yourself on a piece of the Eiffel Tower whilst children and families walk past??!! Find a nice little quiet place, surely if she's married to it/her then they could offer her a small partitioned place on it/her where she could 'consumate' it no?!! :confused:

The other lady (the one in love with the fairground ride and church banister) actually displays many of the traits of people i worked with with Learning Difficulties.

Strange world this has become, these women are so emotionally scarred by what male figures have done to them that they have developed realtionships/desires with objects instead of living beings.

[dragond]

totally.

Can you imagine having a lover's quarrel, though? Seeing someone standing there screaming at a fence?

*giggle*

'don't point that at me!'

*giggle*

'don't take that tone with me!'

Lol what is the world coming to??? whats next? those women gona claim they are pregnant by the objects? imagine few of the women claim the tower owes them money soon?? Damn this world is too weird 4 me...

D

[universal_]

I want your fluids?!

What the hell.

... I want your fluids... I love how clinical her dirty talk is.

mwaAHAHAHHAahhaahah

omg. 'You smell good.'

I'm speechless.


Now imagine your friend 'I want your motor oil fluids baby'

[universal_]

Ok i just finished watching that and my what a strange phenomena!:eek:

Each to their own but i have a hard time identifying with how they feel. Im all for 'live and let live' but do you have to pleasure yourself on a piece of the Eiffel Tower whilst children and families walk past??!! Find a nice little quiet place, surely if she's married to it/her then they could offer her a small partitioned place on it/her where she could 'consumate' it no?!! :confused:

The other lady (the one in love with the fairground ride and church banister) actually displays many of the traits of people i worked with with Learning Difficulties.

Strange world this has become, these women are so emotionally scarred by what male figures have done to them that they have developed realtionships/desires with objects instead of living beings.


She was also having an interview while she was doing that lmao at one point she looked like she went cross-eyed....whatever I consider them to be mentally ill and theres is plenty more in our world where this came from...

[lottie]

She was also having an interview while she was doing that lmao at one point she looked like she went cross-eyed....whatever I consider them to be mentally ill and theres is plenty more in our world where this came from...

i know....it was like watching 'object porn' lol!!

[lakkimakki]

wahahhahahhahahahah , lolz :D
that's one horny beach:D

[universal_]

wahahhahahhahahahah , lolz :D
that's one horny beach:D

hahaha at the beginning I was like how do you 'make love' to a fucking bow?:confused:


And then she was like I am not 'in love with him any more' and didn't want to go up to accept the award cuz she was like pissed of at him hahahahahha


Proof that women create imaginary problems half the time out of thin air.

[chris]

Poor Lance...He treated her right, gave her fame and fortune and then she runs off with the Eiffel Tower which has given her scorn and funny looks...Why do women always fall for the bad boys?

I saw Lance in a bar the other day, he had lost all his tensile strength...I really felt bad for him...

[universal_]

Poor Lance...He treated her right, gave her fame and fortune and then she runs off with the Eiffel Tower which has given her scorn and funny looks...Why do women always fall for the bad boys?

I heard she was just objectifying him heheh ...........lmao......not to mention the Eiffel Tower's one of the biggest phallic symbols in the world....what a nympho!

[steevo]

My other half has just pointed out to me that the "love" that the woman showed for the inanimate object appeared to be non-spiritual. Although, I argued "how do WE KNOW that the material object doesnt have a soul ?" lol ;)

It appeared to me that she fell in love with the bow because she couldnt have the man who owned it, and it became sort of a "trophy" to her. Maybe this gave her a taste for inanimate objects of all kinds (eg. the eiffel tower).
(I am assuming this tv program is genuine).

[lottie]

My other half has just pointed out to me that the "love" that the woman showed for the inanimate object appeared to be non-spiritual. Although, I argued "how do WE KNOW that the material object doesnt have a soul ?" lol ;)

It appeared to me that she fell in love with the bow because she couldnt have the man who owned it, and it became sort of a "trophy" to her. Maybe this gave her a taste for inanimate objects of all kinds (eg. the eiffel tower).
(I am assuming this tv program is genuine).

and the fact that her childhood was shitty and her half brother molested ger for 2yrs of her childhood. Not being judgemental but us ladies tend to turn against men when we're traumatised by them ie;abuse in its various forms. and we turn to the opposite sex, these women have been so badly traumatised by men they've bypassed women and gone for something taht can never hurt them emotionally!

[chris]

I heard she was just objectifying him heheh ...........lmao......not to mention the Eiffel Tower's one of the biggest phallic symbols in the world....what a nympho!

Yes Lance must be feeling slightly inferior...

At least the golden gate bridge will be able to support her...

[steevo]

and the fact that her childhood was shitty and her half brother molested ger for 2yrs of her childhood. Not being judgemental but us ladies tend to turn against men when we're traumatised by them ie;abuse in its various forms. and we turn to the opposite sex, these women have been so badly traumatised by men they've bypassed women and gone for something taht can never hurt them emotionally!

We only watched part one of the program.

Well women traumatise men as well, so best not hate a whole gender just cos of one or two bad 'uns.

Most of us got traumatised at some point by the opposite sex i reckon, and I understand why men/women may turn against the opposite sex for that reason, but the same sex can do it to you too. But emotions can be funny things especially when we are not equipped mentally to cope with the situation, due to a lifetime of brainwashing of the whole population.

[universal_]

My other half has just pointed out to me that the "love" that the woman showed for the inanimate object appeared to be non-spiritual. Although, I argued "how do WE KNOW that the material object doesnt have a soul ?" lol ;)

It appeared to me that she fell in love with the bow because she couldnt have the man who owned it, and it became sort of a "trophy" to her. Maybe this gave her a taste for inanimate objects of all kinds (eg. the eiffel tower).
(I am assuming this tv program is genuine).



Later on she says stuff like 'other people don't see the soul in things' etc so she believes that.......and at the beginning she joined the army and was only in love with weapons, at an early age was molested/raped on numerous times, abandoned from parents and went from foster home to foster home.....clearly she has a mental problem stemming from these childhood traumas that made her first only be in love with objects that were weapons...metaphorically those weapons represented protection.....it was kind of a really sad longing to be loved and protected by anything as long as it would never hurt or leave her...this way she was in control..........although some parts are extremely funny and bizarre I wish they just had a real friend or a good psychiatrist to tell them that other people deserve a chance and that not everyone is out to hurt them, and that they owe it to themselves to give it a try to trust and love someone, and that they CAN be loved.......but no they fully believe that these objects love them.....I guess cuz they are there whenever they please...and cant run anywhere =(

[universal_]

and the fact that her childhood was shitty and her half brother molested ger for 2yrs of her childhood. Not being judgemental but us ladies tend to turn against men when we're traumatised by them ie;abuse in its various forms. and we turn to the opposite sex, these women have been so badly traumatised by men they've bypassed women and gone for something taht can never hurt them emotionally!



I think they don't trust ANY human being now...but to me they look like lesbians....if only she let the guy who was with her at the archery competition a chance...or maybe they should date each other...their obvious butch appearance makes it clear that they want to appear strong like men and are possibly lesbians and hardcore feminists as well...

[steevo]

Later on she says stuff like 'other people don't see the soul in things' etc so she believes that.......and at the beginning she joined the army and was only in love with weapons, at an early age was molested/raped on numerous times, abandoned from parents and went from foster home to foster home.....clearly she has a mental problem stemming from these childhood traumas that made her first only be in love with objects that were weapons...metaphorically those weapons represented protection.....it was kind of a really sad longing to be loved and protected by anything as long as it would never hurt or leave her...this way she was in control..........although some parts are extremely funny and bizarre I wish they just had a real friend or a good psychiatrist to tell them that other people deserve a chance and that not everyone is out to hurt them, and that they owe it to themselves to give it a try to trust and love someone, and that they CAN be loved.......but no they fully believe that these objects love them.....I guess cuz they are there whenever they please...and cant run anywhere =(

Sorry guys I should have really watched the WHOLE program before commenting :o

[universal_]

Yes Lance must be feeling slightly inferior...

At least the golden gate bridge will be able to support her...


lmao like the perfect picket fence lifestyle she would have had with.....well the fence =(!

[universal_]

Sorry guys I should have really watched the WHOLE program before commenting :o



Even if you seen the whole thing...the purpose was not to get them help rather just outline the bizzare nature of their lifestyle and make it seem as if its normal...its wrong on many levels especially because it's due to their dark childhoods...

[lakkimakki]

http://i39.tinypic.com/35lfehy.gif

wahahhahahhahahahhahhahah....:D:p

[universal_]

http://i39.tinypic.com/35lfehy.gif

wahahhahahhahahahhahhahah....:D:p




Oh shes ....pretty...whats her name?

:(


HAHahhahahah

[chris]

She reminds me of Mr Garrison...

[mistress_medusa]

If that's the same woman then her name is Erika La Tour Eiffel!

I saw these woman on the Strangelove series of programmes. I thought it was really entertaining but then I do love watching crap about sicknesses of the human condition :D

YES! The best part was the woman who was in love with the fairground ride..seeing her crawl underneath it and smear the oil all over her face. It was like the ultimate cum shot for her!!! Hahaha!!

[universal_]

She reminds me of Mr Garrison...


How does a white fence remind u of him?

[universal_]

If that's the same woman then her name is Erika La Tour Eiffel!

I saw these woman on the Strangelove series of programmes. I thought it was really entertaining but then I do love watching crap about sicknesses of the human condition :D

YES! The best part was the woman who was in love with the fairground ride..seeing her crawl underneath it and smear the oil all over her face. It was like the ultimate cum shot for her!!! Hahaha!!



hahah more like a scat fetish. one girl one ferris wheel and a cup...
(not sure if you're familiar with 2 girls 1 cup) ;)hehe

[chris]

How does a white fence remind u of him?

The way she spoke of 'lance' as a real person...

[universal_]

The way she spoke of 'lance' as a real person...


Oh haha hey Mr fence tell me how much u love me...

[metacomet]

I think it stems from an unhealthy relationship with a father figure, as one of the girls always witnessed her mother being hurt by the father and seeing him distant...her mother also collects these creepy dolls and said 'these dolls are better then a relationship with any man' :S.... Im guessing at some point she was traumatized and turned to objects for comfort, out of fear of human relationships...because an object will never hurt her or leave her etc.... sad really.

:eek: Fucking bulls-eye.

I don't give psychiatry or psychology that much credence but what you just did was some masterful psycho-analysis right there.

Well done.

[universal_]

:eek: Fucking bulls-eye.

I don't give psychiatry or psychology that much credence but what you just did was some masterful psycho-analysis right there.

Well done.


Yay! someone reads what I write lol! thanks dear.
:D

[metacomet]

Poor Lance...He treated her right, gave her fame and fortune and then she runs off with the Eiffel Tower which has given her scorn and funny looks...Why do women always fall for the bad boys?

I saw Lance in a bar the other day, he had lost all his tensile strength...I really felt bad for him...

Hahahahahaha... poor material unconscious objects!!! Good thing they don't have feelings to hurt.

If you ask me - these women KNOW the objects don't have feelings... they are just into their OWN feelings for the OBJECT.

'I know you don't feel me ______ing you right now... but I feel it ... and it's awwweeesssooommmeee.'

[chattanova]

This is so new to me:D Objectofilia WTH :eek:

[comawhite015]

This is for real, and completely innocent, despite the url. But if you were into this shit, weeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyhey!

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

Bit of hot gay teen lawn chair action for you.

[beldazar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag3pFIDapIw&feature=related


Ummm....dunno what to say here......err.....good idea??? :eek: :confused: :D

[lottie]

This is for real, and completely innocent, despite the url. But if you were into this shit, weeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyhey!

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

Bit of hot gay teen lawn chair action for you.

Man that is some hardcore sh*t!!!


Im seriously turned on...i think the chair knows i am....:D

[talulah]

Man that is some hardcore sh*t!!!


Im seriously turned on...i think the chair knows i am....:D

where do you find this stuff?:o

[lottie]

where do you find this stuff?:o

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

:D

[talulah]

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

:D

pmsl im feeling strangely drawn towards my coffee table,ive never noticed how attractive it was before..........might take it out for a nite on the town.Push the boat out and splash out on a romantic dinner for two,maybe hit a few bars after then onto a club to dance the night away together.:)

if it plays its cards right tonight i might get the pledge out and give it a good old rubbin....:)

[unusual_suspect]

I'm going to make my own fence after watching that.

[danster82]

Very odd.

I cannot think of any explanation of what it might be. The physical world is the mother aspect of God it could be some unbalanced love for that. Either that or some imbalance in their connection to the collective consciousness and its love for objects to fullfill the egos lack.

Either way its a serve sickness that needs healing.

[talulah]

Very odd.

I cannot think of any explanation of what it might be. The physical world is the mother aspect of God it could be some unbalanced love for that.

True.Maybe because the objects dont answer back ,show you up infront of friends or leave dirty boxers lyin around the house.

[metacomet]

Bumping, this is one of the most interesting threads I ever came across :p

Unforunately the OP video is gone now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE3pGYjz8Ws


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvmhPSgmW0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STCOo9Hh5lE