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bensonz
07-02-2009, 03:27 AM
Save me from the NEO-CONS, the New World Order and the Masons.
The 33rd degree masons, the skull and bones, Bohemian Grove, save from the Illuminati and one thousand points of light. Save from the Bilderbergers and McDonalds Cheeseburgers and sleeze burgers, save me from gluttony, sodomy and from a full frontal lobotomy.

Save me from gays, the straights and chicks with dicks.

Save me from the Rothschild’s and the queen and god dam everything in between.

Save me from Governments and Parliaments and democracy autocracy fascism communism socialism nihilism Stalinism Marxism Leninism Satanism, alcoholism and every other schism

Save me from unrelenting high standards and low expectations and lethargy and greed and sloth. Save me from the men of the cloth. Save me from mistrust save me from trust and lust and rust and from going bust.

Save me from the Catholics save me from the Protestants and Ian Paisley and Jerry Adams of belief in Adam and Steven in the garden of Eden and the serpent and the apple and the tree of knowledge of good and evil, save me from the devil and heavy metal save me from the blues and the greens and the reds and the grays in-between,

Save me Christ! Save me Buddha! Allah, save me! God save me!!
Save me from the little green men and lizard men and reptilians Save me from evolution and pollution and global warming and sustainability and accountability save me from the plagues to come and the curses and the pestilence save me from the blood that will rise to the horses necks, save me from posh and beck’s. Save me from television and from Hollywood and the Jews, from there points of views. Save me from the Arabs and Palestinians and Feniens and gremlins and demons.

Save me from death and taxes and killers with axes and tanks with stars on them
And guns and plutonium. I’m on the run man save me

Save me from pentagrams and upside down crosses and peace signs and landmines
Save me from the breadlines and headlines.


Save me from retaliation mental retardation and the president of the United States of America. Save me from starvation

Save me from the bible and the Qu’ ran the also rans and the humanistic thoughts of man
And the number of the beast and 666 and the chip and save me from total annihilation save me from heaven and hell. I’ve got no place to dwell man, save me.

Same me from wars and from rumors of wars, from mothers in laws and from her in doors, from temptation of whores. And save me from bores

Save me from drunkenness and squallier
Save me from the 10 commandments.
I’ve broken 20 more and I’m not even 44
I covet I steel I kill and blaspheme
And that’s not so good for myself esteem
I murder and war and hate the people next door
Can you save me?

Save me from tempests and temples, vagabonds and rogues
Cads, bounders in Churches, and from witches and toads

Save me from myself.

PS. And from my bad poetry

detroit313
08-02-2009, 07:20 AM
The only one who can save you is yourself. Duh.

Or as the great Zen master Dogen Zenji once said: If you cannot find happiness rigth where you are where do you expect to find it?

bensonz
08-02-2009, 09:14 AM
The only one who can save you is yourself. Duh.

Or as the great Zen master Dogen Zenji once said: If you cannot find happiness rigth where you are where do you expect to find it?

and save me from fuckwits and Dogen Zenji, who was so good at meditation he ceased to exist. and after meditating for 50 years that was all he came out with.

tjohn
08-02-2009, 09:36 AM
Save me from the NEO-CONS, the New World Order and the Masons.
The 33rd degree masons, the skull and bones, Bohemian Grove, save from the Illuminati and one thousand points of light. Save from the Bilderbergers and McDonalds Cheeseburgers and sleeze burgers, save me from gluttony, sodomy and from a full frontal lobotomy.

Save me from gays, the straights and chicks with dicks.

Save me from the Rothschild’s and the queen and god dam everything in between.

Save me from Governments and Parliaments and democracy autocracy fascism communism socialism nihilism Stalinism Marxism Leninism Satanism, alcoholism and every other schism

Save me from unrelenting high standards and low expectations and lethargy and greed and sloth. Save me from the men of the cloth. Save me from mistrust save me from trust and lust and rust and from going bust.

Save me from the Catholics save me from the Protestants and Ian Paisley and Jerry Adams of belief in Adam and Steven in the garden of Eden and the serpent and the apple and the tree of knowledge of good and evil, save me from the devil and heavy metal save me from the blues and the greens and the reds and the grays in-between,

Save me Christ! Save me Buddha! Allah, save me! God save me!!
Save me from the little green men and lizard men and reptilians Save me from evolution and pollution and global warming and sustainability and accountability save me from the plagues to come and the curses and the pestilence save me from the blood that will rise to the horses necks, save me from posh and beck’s. Save me from television and from Hollywood and the Jews, from there points of views. Save me from the Arabs and Palestinians and Feniens and gremlins and demons.

Save me from death and taxes and killers with axes and tanks with stars on them
And guns and plutonium. I’m on the run man save me

Save me from pentagrams and upside down crosses and peace signs and landmines
Save me from the breadlines and headlines.


Save me from retaliation mental retardation and the president of the United States of America. Save me from starvation

Save me from the bible and the Qu’ ran the also rans and the humanistic thoughts of man
And the number of the beast and 666 and the chip and save me from total annihilation save me from heaven and hell. I’ve got no place to dwell man, save me.

Same me from wars and from rumors of wars, from mothers in laws and from her in doors, from temptation of whores. And save me from bores

Save me from drunkenness and squallier
Save me from the 10 commandments.
I’ve broken 20 more and I’m not even 44
I covet I steel I kill and blaspheme
And that’s not so good for myself esteem
I murder and war and hate the people next door
Can you save me?

Save me from tempests and temples, vagabonds and rogues
Cads, bounders in Churches, and from witches and toads

Save me from myself.

PS. And from my bad poetryYou don't need to save you from yourself - you need to find yourself.

octopusrex
08-02-2009, 10:23 AM
and save me from fuckwits

Dude, I´m seriously thinking that he gave you the right advice.

bensonz
08-02-2009, 10:44 AM
Dude, I´m seriously thinking that he gave you the right advice.


Dude I couldnt give a shit. Its poem for fuck sake.

bensonz
08-02-2009, 10:46 AM
You don't need to save you from yourself - you need to find yourself.


you wouldnt want to be caught inside my head sometimes, its not a safe place.


Save me from preachers

octopusrex
08-02-2009, 06:51 PM
Dude I couldnt give a shit. Its poem for fuck sake.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

bensonz
09-02-2009, 02:43 PM
The only one who can save you is yourself. Duh.

Or as the great Zen master Dogen Zenji once said: If you cannot find happiness rigth where you are where do you expect to find it?

Or as the great move star a Dog Called Benji once said. Woof Woof.

bensonz
09-02-2009, 02:46 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Good God Almighty didnt you realise that? Lol:D All is forgiven Octupsrex. All is forgiven.

boneduster
09-02-2009, 05:04 PM
save me from the neo-cons, the new world order and the masons.
The 33rd degree masons, the skull and bones, bohemian grove, save from the illuminati and one thousand points of light. Save from the bilderbergers and mcdonalds cheeseburgers and sleeze burgers, save me from gluttony, sodomy and from a full frontal lobotomy.

Save me from gays, the straights and chicks with dicks.

Save me from the rothschild’s and the queen and god dam everything in between.

Save me from governments and parliaments and democracy autocracy fascism communism socialism nihilism stalinism marxism leninism satanism, alcoholism and every other schism

save me from unrelenting high standards and low expectations and lethargy and greed and sloth. Save me from the men of the cloth. Save me from mistrust save me from trust and lust and rust and from going bust.

Save me from the catholics save me from the protestants and ian paisley and jerry adams of belief in adam and steven in the garden of eden and the serpent and the apple and the tree of knowledge of good and evil, save me from the devil and heavy metal save me from the blues and the greens and the reds and the grays in-between,

save me christ! Save me buddha! Allah, save me! God save me!!
Save me from the little green men and lizard men and reptilians save me from evolution and pollution and global warming and sustainability and accountability save me from the plagues to come and the curses and the pestilence save me from the blood that will rise to the horses necks, save me from posh and beck’s. Save me from television and from hollywood and the jews, from there points of views. Save me from the arabs and palestinians and feniens and gremlins and demons.

Save me from death and taxes and killers with axes and tanks with stars on them
and guns and plutonium. I’m on the run man save me

save me from pentagrams and upside down crosses and peace signs and landmines
save me from the breadlines and headlines.


Save me from retaliation mental retardation and the president of the united states of america. Save me from starvation

save me from the bible and the qu’ ran the also rans and the humanistic thoughts of man
and the number of the beast and 666 and the chip and save me from total annihilation save me from heaven and hell. I’ve got no place to dwell man, save me.

Same me from wars and from rumors of wars, from mothers in laws and from her in doors, from temptation of whores. And save me from bores

save me from drunkenness and squallier
save me from the 10 commandments.
I’ve broken 20 more and i’m not even 44
i covet i steel i kill and blaspheme
and that’s not so good for myself esteem
i murder and war and hate the people next door
can you save me?

Save me from tempests and temples, vagabonds and rogues
cads, bounders in churches, and from witches and toads

save me from myself.

Ps. And from my bad poetry

homophobe

lizzy
09-02-2009, 06:09 PM
homophobe

why?.he said .......

Save me from gays, the straights and chicks with dicks.

octopusrex
09-02-2009, 06:21 PM
Good God Almighty didnt you realise that? Lol:D All is forgiven Octupsrex. All is forgiven.

I´m kinda dense in poetry contests.

element
09-02-2009, 06:27 PM
Good God Almighty didnt you realise that? Lol:D All is forgiven Octupsrex. All is forgiven.

Isaiah 55:7: ''Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.''

bensonz
10-02-2009, 11:55 AM
why?.he said .......

Save me from gays, the straights and chicks with dicks.

Save me from homosexuals who rip the very colours of the rainbow out of the sky, slap it on a flag, call it gay, and use it to roll the homosexual sex act into my living room.

No thanks. I don't give a fuck what you get up to in the bedroom and neither does anybody else. You dont have to create a brand out of it "GAY" A brand that is just as recognizeable as McDonalds, whose aim is to buy a franchize in peoples minds incidently. Is that the aim of the gay agenda?

I dont want what you do, between the sheets, under a golden shower, or where ever the fuck you do it, in my mind thank you very much. Outside the bedroom we are all Homosapiens. Stay in the fucken closet. If that makes me a homophobe, then fucken eh!!! (what's gay...

1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.

... about homosexual sex acts? Bolded part works (and believe me I am restraining myself here about what that actually is) Stop stealing our beautiful words and smearing them with dick shit.

Now having said that, My Brother is a Homosexual and so is my best friend. Moderator? Moderator? Can you Give Albert Pierrepoint a call and tell him not to bother coming in today please, these people are hanging themselves.

Sorry lizzy, that wasnt directed at you obvioulsy

bensonz
10-02-2009, 12:04 PM
Isaiah 55:7: ''Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.''

I beg your pardon?

glacidtek
10-02-2009, 01:31 PM
thats a cool poem... if i dont agree with all the content... i do still like it!

bensonz
10-02-2009, 03:11 PM
thats a cool poem... if i dont agree with all the content... i do still like it!

Thank you, finally someone with a warm beating heart instead of stone cold dead one.

Having said that, it isn't a statemnet of faith or belief, it is just a simple commentary, on how I interpret the threads.

element
10-02-2009, 08:23 PM
I beg your pardon?

Don't you get it?

Anyway, there something interesting I'm seeing now.
''Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.''

Notice the 'and', also notice two words 'LORD' and 'God'....2 different words..or 2 different meanings...? Hm......