Warning,This May Cause Ego-Death.

[erikneo]

This Page has open my eye to the stuff i was doing to others and the belief that i condition my self to believe..Proceed with Caution.

Note:
This Lesson can be use for Anybody.Not Just Us but them to cuz everyone is doing this.

http://www.coping.org/relations/power.htm
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My AfterMath

My new belief.

I am not the greatest.There is no such Thing.

People should listen to me.

People should respect themself.

I have the answer to my problems.

There is no problem I can't solve.

Everyone knows what's happening in the world.They just need to be reminded.

There is only one way to do thing.My way is the only way i know.

We are all after something.

Everyone is out to take advantage,of everyone.

Everyone is jealous.

Nomore Secrets.

It is everybody's business what I am doing.

Allways take risks.

I worked hard to get where I have gotten and no one can take it away from me

Let anyone know what you are doing.

I am open to their point of view.

I will always have to pay an emotional price if I open myself up to others.

Don't understand others,understands yourself.

Take control of them before they take control of you-- "mentality" is destroying the Human race.

It is not important to maintain control over your feelings.

Getting angry or losing your cool is being human.

You should never let others behavior or actions affect you.

The Rest Is Up To You....

[cheeb]

Another set of Rules
From a know Knothing

[misscpb]

Thank you for that link, it looks very interesting

This Page has open my eye to the stuff i was doing to others and the belief that i condition my self to believe..Proceed with Caution.

Note:
This Lesson can be use for Anybody.Not Just Us but them to cuz everyone is doing this.

http://www.coping.org/relations/power.htm
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http://www.mindline.org.uk/Images/depressed.jpg
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My AfterMath

My new belief.

I am not the greatest.There is no such Thing.

People should listen to me.

People should respect themself.

I have the answer to my problems.

There is no problem I can't solve.

Everyone knows what's happening in the world.They just need to be reminded.

There is only one way to do thing.My way is the only way i know.

We are all after something.

Everyone is out to take advantage,of everyone.

Everyone is jealous.

Nomore Secrets.

It is everybody's business what I am doing.

Allways take risks.

I worked hard to get where I have gotten and no one can take it away from me

Let anyone know what you are doing.

I am open to their point of view.

I will always have to pay an emotional price if I open myself up to others.

Don't understand others,understands yourself.

Take control of them before they take control of you-- "mentality" is destroying the Human race.

It is not important to maintain control over your feelings.

Getting angry or losing your cool is being human.

You should never let others behavior or actions affect you.

The Rest Is Up To You....

[tru3]

Another set of Rules
From a know Knothing

deep thoughts, by jack handy.

Deteriorata!


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The following poem was not found in an old Baltimore church:

Introduction

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!


Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.


Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.


Ro-tate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.


Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.


Wherever possible, put people on hold.


Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.


Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.


Remember the Pueblo.


Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.


Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.


Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.


Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.


Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.


Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.


Hire people with hooks.


For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."


Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.


And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.


Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.


Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.


With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.


GIVE UP!

Reprise

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.




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Performed by National Lampoon on "National Lampoon Radio Dinner," a 1972 recording by Blue Thumb Records. Lyrics by Tony Hendra.



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The Original
Desiderata


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Go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world in full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is: many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection.

Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.



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Often attributed as "Found in Old Saint Paul's Church, Baltimore: Dated 1692."

Actually, Desiderata was written in 1927 by an obscure Indiana lawyer and poet named Max Ehrmann. Sources include: The Washington Post, November 27, 1977.

http://www.mendosa.com/fluke.html

the divine comedy, eh? ;)

[cheeb]

Get over it
#Its like the 10 commandments,
written for a new way of thinking1 quote
you shuold never let peoples actions or feelings affect you'
why not?
what if you did?
Thou shalt not?
we are all connected so others actions affect us
Karma,
get real
the author of this is applying his own messainic agenda
unfortunateley ,he aint the messiah,
we all are
Peace on Earth

Power to the People

[fantana]

What a load of rubbish.

"There is only one way to do thing.My way is the only way i know.

We are all after something.

Everyone is out to take advantage,of everyone.

Everyone is jealous.

Nomore Secrets."

[ashyr]

heheh im jelous of your super body.
hah. nah. mine is very similar.

[tru3]

deep thoughts, by jack handy.

http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/media.asp?file=001

http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/media.asp?file=077

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

11.21.92

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions?

11.21.92

If I was a doctor operating on a patient, and he died on me, and his spirit was hovering above his own body, looking down on it, I would take out a hundred dollar bill, flash it at the spirit, and then stuff it in the hand of the dead body. This would coax the spirit to return to his body. If that didn't work, I'd put the body's hand on the breast of a nurse. That oughta do it. In any case, I'd take the hundred dollar bill back before he woke up.

01.09.93

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

01.16.93

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?", or, "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!

03.13.93

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe, but the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed, and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."

03.13.93

If aliens from outerspace ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in 20 years to see our real civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving goodbye.

03.20.93

When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

03.20.93

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

04.10.93

I wish outerspace guys would conquer earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket beds with my name on it.

04.10.93

When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them out into the desert, to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.

04.10.93

You know what it is that frightens ants the most? It's not the anteater, and it's not the steamroller. No wait, it is the steamroller. I got mixed up.

04.10.93

Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth.

04.17.93

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

05.08.93

http://snl.jt.org/deep/index.phtml?i=1

[baron von lotsov]

Isn't brainwashing fascinating?

Actually it amuses me watching the sheep lap it up. Like lemmings when approaching a cliff edge.

[a fine naked fellow]

I loooove jack handy!

[a fine naked fellow]

I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards yelling and spinning around - jack handy