Have a Laugh

[auron]

Just spend 10 minutes in this place!

http://www.catholic-forum.com/forums/index.php

I just did.
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[blaithin]

Thanks so much for that link, Auron. It's seriously hilarious.

[auron]

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:D

[fuknut]

Just spend 10 minutes in this place!

http://www.catholic-forum.com/forums/index.php

I just did.
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:D:D Did you Post ? :D:D

I'm gonna post - oh yeaaaaaaaa :cool:

[auron]

I might try that later! I bet I get banned after 2 posts. :)

[fuknut]

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:D

Cool bro - COOL :D

It's actually side splitting :D:D

[fuknut]

I might try that later! I bet I get banned after 2 posts. :)

I'm on some thread there for repentance :D

Check out the sheeple's credits - a Templar, a Cleric, Super Moderator ....... :D

WTF :confused:

Its cool - o yeaaa I'm gonna post and I bet you as well, 2 post and we are history there :D


Nope - not even 2 posts :D:D

A Moderator has to approve your post before becoming viewable :mad:

I posted and its not there :mad:

I'm gonna sue them :D

[auron]

I've just signed up as "Father Ted"

I'll think of something for a new thread. Maybe something like "We Are All One Consciousness" :D

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[i am all i am]

marijuana jesus - Google Search


Cannabis and the Christ: Jesus used Marijuana
http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/christ.html

http://christiansforcannabis.com/e107/news.php

http://www.suite101.com/discussion.cfm/postmodern_christian/91197


Here's a topic to start up...hehehe...the top link is for a google search, so plenty of info to throw at them.



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[fuknut]

I've just signed up as "Father Ted"

I'll think of something for a new thread. Maybe something like "We Are All One Consciousness" :D

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I signed up as Apeman :D:D

[auron]

I'm going in with a soft approach! I just realized that you have to wait for a mod to "approve" your post before it's posted! Fascists! :D

Anyway, I started a thread called "We Are All One Consciousness"

Here it is:

Hello there everyone! http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_185.gif
Some interesting posts on this forum i must say!

I want to share a wonderful quote with you all:

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is only a dream. And we are the imagination of ourselves. - Bill Hicks
Beautiful words spoken from a true legend, sadly now no longer with us in our perceived sense of time and space.

Infinite Love and joy to you all!

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Blasphemy i wonder? I'm now waiting to see if it gets posted!

Auron :)

[i am all i am]

Here's a few things that you could awaken them to...

http://www.cephasministry.com/popecbs.jpg http://www.cephasministry.com/popesata.jpg
Is that cross upside down ???
http://www.cephasministry.com/inverted_cross_pope.gif http://www.cephasministry.com/popeisra.jpg

Well, well, well, what does this tell us then ???



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[i am all i am]

And some more...

http://www.biblelight.net/gregoryxiii-dragon-medal-1582.jpg
The above papal medal of Pope Gregory XIII, designed by L Parm, is dated 1582, marking the year of the Gregorian calendar reform. On the reverse of the medal is a winged dragon / serpent encircling a ram's head. As previously mentioned, the dragon is the biblical symbol of Satan (Rev 12:9). The serpent that is chasing or devouring its tail is called Ouroboros, Uroboros, or Oureboros. The ram's head is also a satanic symbol, and is frequently associated with the Egyptian deities, such as the god Amon (Amoun, Ammun, Ammon), the king of all gods, who was also regarded as the sun god, and Khnum, who created mankind on his potter's wheel from the mud of the Nile.

The intended symbolic meaning, however, is undoubtedly that of Aries the Ram, the first sign of the Zodiac, which symbolizes the Vernal / Spring Equinox, and Draco / Drako (or Ouroboros) the serpent depicting a cyclical returning. Pope Gregory XIII had modified the calendar specifically so that the Vernal Equinox would remain relatively constant, on or about March 21st, which is the beginning of the Zodiacal year, when the Sun crosses the Equator and enters the astrological sign of Aries. This had the desired result of returning Easter to the time specified by the Nicene Council (325 A.D.).

http://www.geocities.com/jesuselcris...xology_09.html
And we also know that the snake is representative of Ophiuchus the (hidden) Thirteenth Astrological Star Sign.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/tsf/img/10900.jpg
Serpent worship in early Christian art.


http://williamhenry.net/images/c2c_p2.jpg
Yahweh is the serpent that curls around the prophets.
His head is at the lower right at the bottom of his column or pillar.


Yahweh/God is froming a G as can be seen in the image below, which is used by the freemasons.


http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/03mar/masonserpent.jpg
The name ouroboros (or, in Latinized form, uroborus) is Greek οὐροβóρος, "tail-devourer". The depiction of the serpent is believed to have been inspired by the Milky Way, as some ancient texts refer to a serpent of light residing in the heavens.


Lucifer is a Latin word meaning "light-bearer" (from lux, lucis, "light", and ferre, "to bear, bring"), a Roman astrological term for the "Morning Star", the planet Venus.

Lucifer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We are told that Jesus was a carpenter, but was he ?

The idea that he was a carpenter depends on one single reference in Mark's Gospel "Is not this the carpenter the son of Mary?"

But the Greek word 'tekton' and the underlying Aramaic word 'naggara' does not mean carpenter but more correctly translated "master builder or stone mason."

http://www.jordanmaxwell.com/article...religion4.html

Revelation 22:16 (KJV) "I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star."


Revelation 22:16 (NIV) "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star."


2 Peter 1:19 (New International Version) "19And we have the word of the prophets made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts."



So, the morning star, masonic, snake-image, Yahweh, Jesus, etc., are all one and the same thing !!!



http://www.norwegian-pentagram.com/images/flamel-5.jpg
Jesus as the crucified serpent.
By current report it's a copy from the ancient
"The Book of Abraham the Jew"
found during the 14th century.


http://www.salt.org.il/serpent.gif
Moses interceded with God and was instructed:
"Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live"
(Numbers 21:8).


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Jesus as a serpent-god from bas-relief in Egypt.
This drawing was made by a member of Napoleon's army in 1798, one hundred years before the same face appeared to the world `for the first time ever' on the photograph of the Shroud of Turin.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/France_Paris_Notre-Dame-Adam_and_Eve.jpg/416px-France_Paris_Notre-Dame-Adam_and_Eve.jpg
Adam, Eve, and the (female) Serpent at the entrance to Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Medieval Christian art often depicted the Edenic Serpent as a woman, thus both emphasizing the Serpent's seductiveness as well as its relationship to Eve. (This connection might be due do the influence of Lilith, as well.) Several early Church Fathers, including Clement of Alexandria and Eusebius of Caesarea, interpreted the Hebrew "Heva" as not only the name of Eve, but in its aspirated form as "female serpent."


http://www.sign2god.com/folders/vaticaan/vatiscan-kl.jpg
The Vatican's Crest: the 'snake-/dragon' as displayed in the Vatican Museum...

The word 'vatican' comes from Latin and is a contraction of two words in the following way:

'Vatis' = 'prophetic' or 'diviner'
'Can' = 'serpent/snake'

These two words combined make:

'the prophetic- or made divine serpent'
The Vaticaan is a place, so you may say, that 'Vatican' means 'the place of the prophetic- and worshipped serpent'.

http://www.sign2god.com/folders/vati...ticaan-en.html

The Phoenician serpent god, alias Basilisk. The serpent, as well as the image of the sun, is always a phallic symbol in ancient religion. Basilisk is where the Roman Catholic Church got the name-- St. Peter's Basilica. Basilica is the old Greek name for the temple of the phallic god. How appropriate this is in view of the perpetual obsessions of the priests of "Mother Church." It also is well complimented by the obelisk in St. Peter's square which is a world wide phallic symbol complete with the phallic ball on top.


The term "seraph" has worried Biblical translators and commentators over the years. It is translated as "fiery serpent" in the King James version.




With LOVE.

[auron]

http://www.cephasministry.com/popeisra.jpg

WTF??? I've not seen that before!

Thanks for the ammo, I may need it later!

Auron :D

[fuknut]

I'm going in with a soft approach! I just realized that you have to wait for a mod to "approve" your post before it's posted! Fascists! :D
/QUOTE]

Yea serious SOB's these :D

Check all the salutations and shit out !! [QUOTE] Dear Brothers and Sisters, and then your sister in Christ,
Deborah

Seriously cunfused sheeple - :D

I'll also wait for "approval" and the go the IAAIA way ......... :D:D

[auron]

[QUOTE=auron;60803]

I'll also wait for "approval" and the go the IAAIA way ......... :D:D
Excellent! I fancy a laugh later. :D

[i am all i am]

Excellent. Here's some more info to share with the "brothers and sisters in christ"...

http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.fr/nwo/benediction_malediction3.jpg
This sign is used by several people, including the pope.
It signifies ex-communication, in other words cursing the people to whom the sign is made.


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http://www.geocities.com/jesuselcris...xology_09.html



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[auron]

HAHAHA!!!! There is no fuckin way that would stay on there for more than 5 minutes!

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[i am all i am]

G'day Auron.

What forum/section are you posting on ???



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[auron]

G'day Auron.

What forum/section are you posting on ???



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This one:

http://www.catholic-forum.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=10

The Catholic Community Forum Coffee House! :D

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[auron]

And I'm still waiting for my post to be accepted......

[fuknut]

And I'm still waiting for my post to be accepted......

;)Don't hold your breath ............ LOL

I replied to another post on the bible study subject - told them i just love to learn more about Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.................:D

Also no reply, no readible post :mad:

:D:D

[i am all i am]

They are probably passing it by J.C. to see if it is alright to accept it.



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[fuknut]

They are probably passing it by J.C. to see if it is alright to accept it.



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mmmmmmmm could be the last supper is not yet over ?? :D

Or they could be having the First Breakfast ? :D

[i am all i am]

mmmmmmmm could be the last supper is not yet over ?? :D

Or they could be having the First Breakfast ? :D

The First Breakfast...hehehe...I like it.

What do you think that they would call it ???

T.F.B.W.J.C. = The First Breakfast Without Jesus Christ.

OR

L.O.F.T.L.S. = Left Overs From The Last Supper.



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[fuknut]

Or perhaps ...............

First Breakfast Before Christmas - F.B.B.C :D:D

or Left Over Supper With Cold Blood ...........

:D:D

[fuknut]

:D:D

Check this out :

You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

heheheheheheheheheheheeh

Dumb Fucks :D:D

[fuknut]

You know ........... not even 2 posts :mad:

Only 1 and i'm Banned forever :eek:

mmmmmmmmm


I'll just try again ............... LOL

:D:D

[auron]

HAHAHA!!!! Same thing here!!!!! I've been banned!!!!

1 fuckin post that never made it!!! :D

[i am all i am]

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Ahhhhh...the fascist state of the Catholic church.

Maybe you should sign up and start PMing the picture of the upside down cross on the Popes throne to everyone on the site. Of course, you could start with the ones that aren't online so that you get more PMs out there before any complaints and you are banned.



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[fuknut]

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Ahhhhh...the fascist state of the Catholic church.

Maybe you should sign up and start PMing the picture of the upside down cross on the Popes throne to everyone on the site. Of course, you could start with the ones that aren't online so that you get more PMs out there before any complaints and you are banned.



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:DG'Day IAAIM

Great minds think alike !!:D

Already did and then I've signed up on their B.I.B.L.E. Study thread :D

Just to get in, I posted a very "my version of catholic approach" :D

[i am all i am]

:DG'Day IAAIM

Great minds think alike !!:D

Already did and then I've signed up on their B.I.B.L.E. Study thread :D

Just to get in, I posted a very "my version of catholic approach" :D

G'day Fuknut.

Wooo-hooo...please post any responses that you get to the PM's here, I would really love the laugh.

Oh yeah, another thing that they seem to love is a "crisis of faith". They will rally around you offering all sorts of advice...hehehe...I think as a true catholic that you are supposed to have a "crisis of faith" at least once a year.

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[fuknut]

You know what ?


They Fucking Banned me again !!!!!:D:D

Some serious problems in the Catholic Church it seems - The Everlasting Breakfast must still be in progress :rolleyes:

Or maybe they are electing a new second in charge pope from that site :D

[i am all i am]

You know what ?

They Fucking Banned me again !!!!!:D:D

Some serious problems in the Catholic Church it seems - The Everlasting Breakfast must still be in progress :rolleyes:

Or maybe they are electing a new second in charge pope from that site :D

Any reasons or excuses given ???

Oh yeah, how many PMs did you get off before they banned you Fuknut ???


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[fuknut]

Any reasons or excuses given ???

Oh yeah, how many PMs did you get off before they banned you Fuknut ???


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Nope - no Reason - same as the first time Banned Forever !!

Clever SOB's the Clergy guys :D You need to register and then you can only do 1 post or reply - then they tell you "your'e registrasion is awaiting authentication" or some shit and you can not post or pm untill THEY (with the help of J.C. :D) decide you are an above board catholic sheeple.

I'll try again ........... from another IP adress :D:D

[auron]

Nope - no Reason - same as the first time Banned Forever !!

Clever SOB's the Clergy guys :D You need to register and then you can only do 1 post or reply - then they tell you "your'e registrasion is awaiting authentication" or some shit and you can not post or pm untill THEY (with the help of J.C. :D) decide you are an above board catholic sheeple.

I'll try again ........... from another IP adress :D:D

Same here. I'll pretend to be an alter boy or something. :D

[gremlin]

pretend to be an alter boy who wants to sit on the vicars knee!! :D

[auron]

pretend to be an alter boy who wants to sit on the vicars knee!! :D

I'm going to be nice at first just to infiltrate that place. :D

[auron]

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[i am all i am]

Nope - no Reason - same as the first time Banned Forever !!

Clever SOB's the Clergy guys :D You need to register and then you can only do 1 post or reply - then they tell you "your'e registrasion is awaiting authentication" or some shit and you can not post or pm untill THEY (with the help of J.C. :D) decide you are an above board catholic sheeple.

I'll try again ........... from another IP adress :D:D

Banned forever - is that like being ex-communicated, sent to purgatory, or sent to hell ???

Do you realise that you have now been banned twice faster than they elect a Pope ???

Maybe Fuknut wasn't on the menu at the last supper and they concluded that you are not digestible and therefore miss out on being on the menu for "The Leftovers From The Last Supper" (T.L.F.T.L.S) breakfast, hair-of-the-dog, get together.

Another IP address and a 'crisis of faith' may get you past the watch dogs...you know, something about reconciling some textual anomaly, etc, etc.


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[auron]

I'm waiting for someone to jump and shout "why are you wasting your time?" or "grow up" , "stop being a sad bastard" , "get out more" , "get a life" etc etc.

Well I'm doing it because it is providing me with cheap thrills. Cheap thrills and joints go well together. I have way too much free time on my hands. :D

[i am all i am]

I'm waiting for someone to jump and shout "why are you wasting your time?" or "grow up" , "stop being a sad bastard" , "get out more" , "get a life" etc etc.

Well I'm doing it because it is providing me with cheap thrills. Cheap thrills and joints go well together. I have way too much free time on my hands. :D

When you realise that you are infinite then time has no relevance to you, and you never waste time anymore because you are choosing what you do and not doing the habitual thing.

If you truly believe that you are infinite, what's the rush ???

Slow down and enjoy the scenery of your journey...breathe *in the joint* !!!


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[auron]

I hear you man! :)

[auron]

How to make a good Confession:

http://www.catholicforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15032

[i am all i am]

I hear you man! :)

That last line yelled out to me to be edited.


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[i am all i am]

How to make a good Confession:

http://www.catholicforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15032

Aaarrrrggghhh...this post is soooo fucked up. The 'good christian' (yeah right) giving their children the guilt trip. Talk about indoctrination, and they wonder why they are 'villified' as a crusading 'good christian', onwards christian soldiers and all that shit...fucking leave the children alone you fucking fuckwits !!!

Instead of the bumper sticker saying, "God save me from your followers", it would be more appropriate to say, "God save the chldren from your followers".

Or if you had a really big bumper, "God save the children of your followers from your followers, the fucked up fuckwits that they are".

I appreciate the offer of thank you, but what I shared is a gift from the Father given to us by the Son and it is the Holy Spirit who inspired me to post it. I feel very happy that so many people have found this information inspirational to move them to seek the Sacrament again and helpful in preparing. Maybe we can all pray that many more will be moved to do the same.

I found another link regarding examination of conscience for children. Actually there are quite a few, but this one touched me because it is an examination of conscience using the Lords Prayer as a guideline.

http://catholicism.suite101.com/arti..._of_conscience

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed by Thy name.

Do I think about God every day?
Do I say my prayers?
Do I pay attention and participate at Mass?

Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

Am I kind to others?
Do I do what Jesus wants me to do?
Do I share with others?
Am I helpful to my family?
Do I show respect to my teachers and classmates?

Give us this day our daily bread

Do I remember to say thank you?
Am I sometimes greedy?
Do I appreciate the good things I have in my life?
Do I think of ways to help those who have no food?
Do I take things that don't belong to me?

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.

Do I say I’m sorry when I have been wrong?
Do I forgive and forget when someone does something bad to me?
Do I help solve problems between my friends or do I cause more trouble?
Do I say bad things about people who have hurt me?

Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil

Do I play fairly in sports and games?
Do I cheat in school?
Do I tell the truth?
Do I set a good example by my kindness?
Do I let other kids tempt me to do things I know I shouldn't do?


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[auron]

Do I let other kids tempt me to do things I know I shouldn't do?

Like What? Thinking for yourself perhaps? :confused:

[gremlin]

hey auron im very entertained by your posts, SO KEEP POSTING

[fuknut]

Check this out from their site

Bad Post Alerts

Our email system is not working, and this means that our "Bad Post Alert" system is also not working.

If you need to report a Bad Post, please:

1) send a Private Message to the Moderator of the Forum, with copies to CCF_Jeff and CCF_Thomas, both Admins.

2) In this Private Message, please supply a link to the offensive post.

3) If you cannot figure out how to provide a link, please supply the Title of the thread, and the Title of the Offensive post. The member's name would help too.

Thanks for your cooperation. The email problem is a major one for us, but we are looking for a solution.

Thanks,

Thomas


JC must be smiling upon us ................ :D:D

so here we go again .............................. hehehehehehehehe

:)

[i am all i am]

Check this out from their site

JC must be smiling upon us ................ :D:D

so here we go again .............................. hehehehehehehehe

:)

JC hasn't been smiling since they put him back up un a cross and hung him around their necks.

Here's a link to the "Fuck christianity" thread that I've started that you can post or PM them.....

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5129&highlight=jesus+real


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[fuknut]

They've got a points system for infrictions by their user :

Quote:
3. Posting Guidelines

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3.1.2) No "bumping" of posts. Please do not respond to yourself, or post immediately after yourself, without explicit Mod approval. Give others time and opportunity to respond to your post. (Warning – and/or 1 to 5 Infraction Points)

3.1.3) Explicit language violation. Questions of a general nature concerning sexual morality may be discussed, but explicit and specific acts of sexual intimacy may not. Please remember the wide reading audience of a public forum, and use modesty and discretion. Mods will remove any posts deemed inappropriate, and Mod discretion in such matters is final. (Warning – and/or 1 to 5 Infraction Points)

3.1.4) Solicitations for money and advertisements of things for sale are not allowed. (Warning – and/or 1 to 5 Infraction Points)

I wonder how many points did we collect ?:rolleyes:

Yea its a cheap thrill - same reason sheeple climb mountains : Because its there .........

:D

Ok just signed up again ........ different os, different browser. Posted nice introductory about wanting to learn more etc .......:D

Lets see if I can get in .......... ;)

[fuknut]

Your'e not gonna believe this ..........

I tried my best to be a nice catholic person :p but ..........


Been Fucking BANNED again !!!

3rd time - now its getting personal :D:D

They must feel my vibration :D

[celtic isis]

Cool bro - COOL :D

It's actually side splitting :D:D

haha what are you guys up to! :D

we spotted no less than an inverted pentagram inside a catherdral here a few weeks back...on a kneeling thing you know, and under that there was a heart and under that...a skull and crossbones!

i must take pic...i did with phone but didn't work...

[fuknut]

haha what are you guys up to! :D



AHA !! Found a new one and has just registered :D

http://www.friendsforjesus.com/index.php

Let's give them a GO !!

:D:D

[i am all i am]

AHA !! Found a new one and has just registered :D

http://www.friendsforjesus.com/index.php

Let's give them a GO !!

:D:D

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Hehehe...you could tell them that you are on a mission from God...hehehe...blues brothers style.

And three times banned by the Catholics...hehehe...and now you are rising again on another forum...hehehehehehehehehehe...Jesus Fuknut...hehehehehehe...the risen messiah...hehehehehehehehehe.



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[fuknut]

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[And three times banned by the Catholics...hehehe...and now you are rising again on another forum...hehehehehehehehehehe...Jesus Fuknut...hehehehehehe...the risen messiah...hehehehehehehehehe.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]



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heheheheheheheeh

They just accepted me as a member - for now !!:D:D

Dunno how long my membership will last !:rolleyes:

Will keep you up to speed here as well as on your thread


Cheers

:D

[i am all i am]

heheheheheheheeh

They just accepted me as a member - for now !!:D:D

Dunno how long my membership will last !:rolleyes:

Will keep you up to speed here as well as on your thread


Cheers

:D

Sweet. Thanks for sharing Fuknut...hehehe.


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[fuknut]

Sweet. Thanks for sharing Fuknut...hehehe.


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hehehehehe

Just did my first very jesus-like post on the new members page


hehehehehe

Let's see what happens


:D:D

[i am all i am]

hehehehehe

Just did my first very jesus-like post on the new members page

hehehehehe

Let's see what happens

:D:D

G'day Fuknut.

Could you please supply a link to your post ???


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[gremlin]

i am so enjoying this thread! you guys crack me uphttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif

[auron]

i am so enjoying this thread! you guys crack me uphttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif

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[fuknut]

G'day Fuknut.

Could you please supply a link to your post ???


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heheheehe

Beeb BANNED again :D

Post removed from their site - but its here http://www.friendsforjesus.com/viewforum.php?f=30


:D:D

[gremlin]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_19.gif100 hail marys for you auron!

[fuknut]

hehehehehehehe

They banned me so bad i'm inactive

Sorry, but your password cannot be retrieved because your account is currently inactive. Please contact the forum administrator for more information.

It's from here http://www.friendsforjesus.com/viewtopic.php?p=14453&sid=08b6a004322235b7cd8cba9b42d243bc#14453

All I did post was this

Hi to Everybody here happy

I'm new here and just LOVE being between understanding friends

Thank you for having me

Dumb Fucks

:D:D

[auron]

I'm new here and just LOVE being between understanding friends

A mortal sin my friend. Didn't you know? Love is Evil.

[i am all i am]

G'day Fuknut.

That is totally fascist. So much for the love of Jesus filling them, or maybe that's the reason for the fascism.


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[fuknut]

A mortal sin my friend. Didn't you know? Love is Evil.

OMG :eek:

But I have reapplied for another account :D:D

Your account has been created. However, this forum requires account activation by the administrator. An e-mail has been sent to them and you will be informed when your account has been activated

So i will then hit them with one of IAAIA 's letters in the Fucking Cristianity Thread :D:D

They don't get rid of me that easily

:D

[fuknut]

G'day Fuknut.

That is totally fascist. So much for the love of Jesus filling them, or maybe that's the reason for the fascism.


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G'Day IAAIM

I don't think they have any love left - totally brainwashed sheeple :D They need instructions to follow. I'll lay low and wait to be accepted (again :D), and then hit them with one of your brilliant posts in Fucking Christianity.

That will wake them up and give them something to think about.

:D

[i am all i am]

G'Day IAAIM

I don't think they have any love left - totally brainwashed sheeple :D They need instructions to follow. I'll lay low and wait to be accepted (again :D), and then hit them with one of your brilliant posts in Fucking Christianity.

That will wake them up and give them something to think about.

:D

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G'day Fuknut.

They still have love, for that is who they are, but they have walled it off from the rest of creation because they have given it to a fiction they call God, and they have done this because some guy in a frock with a book told them to do it.


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[fuknut]

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G'day Fuknut.

They still have love, for that is who they are, but they have walled it off from the rest of creation because they have given it to a fiction they call God, and they have done this because some guy in a frock with a book told them to do it.


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I agree IAAIA

therefore I think it's time to get some of the lost LOVE back to where it belong :D

I am making it my mission to "infiltrate their ranks" :D:D

and to bring a couple of them to SEE for themselves the other side

Love and Light

:D:D

[celtic isis]

AHA !! Found a new one and has just registered :D

http://www.friendsforjesus.com/index.php

Let's give them a GO !!

:D:D

haha! yep i'll deffo come on over! :D friendsforjesus...oh no lol

[ashyr]

its funny. one day they will realise that there trying to be god or act like there god in the bible. when ahah it states not to. but they do. and also condone as much hatred as the real satanic mormons or other NEGATIVE hurtful people out there. there capitalists dominators. and they love it.

fuckers!


hah by the way. im fucking the brains out of a catholic girl atm.
and ill tell you what. its GREAT lol

[cheeb]

Just spend 10 minutes in this place!

http://www.catholic-forum.com/forums/index.php

I just did.
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Have you read Cheif Brodie on there
He seems to get away with the most outrageous posts
maybe it's his use of double entendres'
or maybe his stuff goes right over their heads,
If anyone gets on tell him about this place,

[the jock rock]

its funny. one day they will realise that there trying to be god or act like there god in the bible. when ahah it states not to. but they do. and also condone as much hatred as the real satanic mormons or other NEGATIVE hurtful people out there. there capitalists dominators. and they love it.

fuckers!


hah by the way. im fucking the brains out of a catholic girl atm.
and ill tell you what. its GREAT lol
GREAT! Funny !
I'm fucking the brains out of your mummy, my son!
Ha ha ha!
Love and peace!

[the jock rock]

I HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FOR LIFE FOR BEING A SATANIST
THESE PAPAL PANTY- WAISTES MUST BE READING OUR FORUM AS I HAD NOT SAID A WORD TO THEM!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::::D:D::D

[fuknut]

I HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FOR LIFE FOR BEING A SATANIST
THESE PAPAL PANTY- WAISTES MUST BE READING OUR FORUM AS I HAD NOT SAID A WORD TO THEM!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::::D:D::D

hehehehehehehehehehe

G'day the jock rock

From where did they ban you ? The Catholic forum ?

Dumb Fucks

[fuknut]

Hi there

The jesuslover is dead as well

Dear all ,

Due to unexpected work which needs to done we made a decision of closing the forum for few days. Sorry for any inconvenience. Please visit us later.

Forum Administration


I wonder what are keeping so busy :rolleyes:

Maybe checking here to see who is trying to get in :D


:D:D

[i am all i am]

You are a LEGEND Fuknut.

Thanks for all of the laughs, as it's said, laughter is the best medicine, and you have shared some great medicine.



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[the festival spirit]

I've just signed up as "Father Ted"

I'll think of something for a new thread. Maybe something like "We Are All One Consciousness" :D

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