View Full Version : Virtual Sex is Coming Soon...
kweli
17-01-2009, 09:21 PM
Virtual sex? I'm sure this product will absolutely fly of the shelves - at the bargain price of $150, and no doubt many on this forum will think it's a great toy, especially those that have given up on relationships. Meh.. sounds nasty to me. :(
'While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated "the newest breakthrough in sex technology."
He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped RealTouch device "developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" contains belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.
One end of the canister-type devices sized to fit easily in one's lap is made of soft "Haptic" synthetic material akin to that used for nipples of baby bottles.
The faux-flesh wall is slotted to allow the insertion of a body part of a man's choosing.
RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronize with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.
"You watch the action on a screen and a signal is sent to the box to simulate what is happening," Drysdale said.
The device works with video from an online RealTouch "theater" at a price of one dollar per minute. RealTouch is priced at 150 dollars and begins selling in the US in February.
RealTouch product manager Drysdale said Sunday that it will be available internationally by mid-year.'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090112/tod-virtual-sex-is-coming-soon-f62056d.html
entrangermercenary
17-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Virtual sex? I'm sure this product will absolutely fly of the shelves - at the bargain price of $150, and no doubt many on this forum will think it's a great toy, especially those that have given up on relationships. Meh.. sounds nasty to me. :(
'While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated "the newest breakthrough in sex technology."
He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped RealTouch device "developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" contains belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.
One end of the canister-type devices sized to fit easily in one's lap is made of soft "Haptic" synthetic material akin to that used for nipples of baby bottles.
The faux-flesh wall is slotted to allow the insertion of a body part of a man's choosing.
RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronize with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.
"You watch the action on a screen and a signal is sent to the box to simulate what is happening," Drysdale said.
The device works with video from an online RealTouch "theater" at a price of one dollar per minute. RealTouch is priced at 150 dollars and begins selling in the US in February.
RealTouch product manager Drysdale said Sunday that it will be available internationally by mid-year.'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090112/tod-virtual-sex-is-coming-soon-f62056d.html
About fucking time, divorce papers posted:D
impermanence
17-01-2009, 09:50 PM
About fucking time, divorce papers posted:D
:D
kweli
17-01-2009, 10:13 PM
About fucking time, divorce papers posted:D
ah.. but these things can't cook or wash your stinky socks!
treseler
17-01-2009, 10:25 PM
Now man can sin more than ever.
no_chip
17-01-2009, 10:25 PM
yeah i heard of this thing Im skeptical it even feels 1/2 the way it says it does. ... its two conveyer belts inside a plastic container .. what if something goes wrong :eek:
entrangermercenary
17-01-2009, 10:27 PM
ah.. but these things can't cook or wash your stinky socks!
Cooking no probs, washing the stinky socks Ill just wear them for a month then chuck them away. 12 pairs over the year v economical, can then buy more lube ;) :D
echoes_of_a_dream
17-01-2009, 10:49 PM
The more expensive option is "Virtual Partners".
Anyone seen the Guys and Dolls Documentary?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848)
For some people finding a partner in life can be difficult.. 10 years ago, a small factory in California began making alternative partners
It's not disturbing in the slightest...:rolleyes:
It's hard not to laugh at times, very messed up. One of the guys on there actually had a girlfriend but still had like 5 of these life size sex dolls.
infinite tea
17-01-2009, 11:17 PM
virtual reality inside this virtual reality :-)
boots
18-01-2009, 12:42 AM
I have virtual sex everyday;) :D
Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters never complain
limelady
18-01-2009, 12:49 AM
Yay.....now all you need is the sex-chip to make sure you can perform on your own 24/7, and you fellas will be eligible for full membership of Robots R Us and need never partake in real human interaction ever again!
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24832642-36398,00.html
:cool:
Ian2day
18-01-2009, 01:03 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kv4qvbOYf4g&NR=1
darketernal
18-01-2009, 01:07 AM
I have virtual sex everyday;) :D
Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters never complain
Yeah me too... but its never the same as a real woman. There is no substitute. LoL
netta
18-01-2009, 02:06 AM
Anybody who uses these are lame. Seriously, get a real woman. Geez. Sex shouldn't just be all about self gratification anyway. Yeah, that's part of it, but there is a spiritual side too, and if you are having sex with a machine, then you are just wasting good spiritual energy. You may see it as just getting off and having fun, but I think it's stupid.
If they had one for girls, I would rather be a virgin for the rest of my life than use one. I rather share sex with a real live human being who loves me and cares about me.
virtual reality inside this virtual reality :-)
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3596/800pxsupdawgmh9.jpg
anahata
18-01-2009, 05:39 PM
The more expensive option is "Virtual Partners".
Anyone seen the Guys and Dolls Documentary?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848)
It's not disturbing in the slightest...:rolleyes:
It's hard not to laugh at times, very messed up. One of the guys on there actually had a girlfriend but still had like 5 of these life size sex dolls.
:eek:
Initially I thought that that had made my day but as it went on I became lost for words! What the hell is going on? The mind is a warped place for the lonely ones.
baboshka
18-01-2009, 05:52 PM
I watched guys and dolls thinking it was about the west end show. How surpised I was to find out it was about boys and dolls.
Its all about sex and not having a proper realationship, but hey isn,t that part of the agenda. No families no love no feelings just 3 mins with and doll or virtual sex and you are sorted.
I'd hate to be the guy who fixes and repair these doll ewwwww.
Babs
marpat
18-01-2009, 06:11 PM
Virtual sex? I'm sure this product will absolutely fly of the shelves - at the bargain price of $150, and no doubt many on this forum will think it's a great toy, especially those that have given up on relationships. Meh.. sounds nasty to me. :(
'While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated "the newest breakthrough in sex technology."
He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped RealTouch device "developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" contains belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.
One end of the canister-type devices sized to fit easily in one's lap is made of soft "Haptic" synthetic material akin to that used for nipples of baby bottles.
The faux-flesh wall is slotted to allow the insertion of a body part of a man's choosing.
RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronize with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.
"You watch the action on a screen and a signal is sent to the box to simulate what is happening," Drysdale said.
The device works with video from an online RealTouch "theater" at a price of one dollar per minute. RealTouch is priced at 150 dollars and begins selling in the US in February.
RealTouch product manager Drysdale said Sunday that it will be available internationally by mid-year.'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090112/tod-virtual-sex-is-coming-soon-f62056d.html
Sounds crap, you still have to pay, just like being married.
comawhite015
18-01-2009, 06:17 PM
Sounds crap, you still have to pay, just like being married.
*snigger*
Washing them would be a bitch.
*puts it on his Christmas list*
May as well.
kweli
18-01-2009, 07:25 PM
Sounds crap, you still have to pay, just like being married.
You pay your wife for sex?
darryl84
18-01-2009, 07:36 PM
The more expensive option is "Virtual Partners".
Anyone seen the Guys and Dolls Documentary?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848)
It's not disturbing in the slightest...:rolleyes:
It's hard not to laugh at times, very messed up. One of the guys on there actually had a girlfriend but still had like 5 of these life size sex dolls.
Those girls look a bit to submissive for me! :P
No seriously though, something like this is probably linked to a bigger agenda, this might seem trivial on the surface, but it's a symptom and cause of more seperation of the human race, people like the guy in the video are being segregated from others by choosing a 'relationship' with a doll instead a real person.
Yay.....now all you need is the sex-chip to make sure you can perform on your own 24/7, and you fellas will be eligible for full membership of Robots R Us and need never partake in real human interaction ever again!
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24832642-36398,00.html
:cool:
Hey lime hows things down under! Australia that is , what with this thread subject and all. Anyway just wanted to make a point about your post , not against you .Society is full of double standards , non more so than sex . When it comes to sex , or masturbation men get the piss taken , called wankers etc , despite the fact that certainly the vast majority of men do or have done .Women masturbate but they dont have to deal with negative attitudes , maybe still taboo but not as much as in male circles .Also women use vibrators dildo's etc and again that is far more accepted than men using any alternative to their hand for self stimulation .Why is this ?Also woman can have multiple orgasms so in theory could be doing it a lot more than men ever could .Woman can do it discreetly as well .Love eggs anyone . men cant walk around a shopping center getting themselves off , without being arrested that is .So next time you see the bored looking housewife pushing a supermarket trolley her glazed expression may not be one of boredom over the tedious matter of shopping . Maybe thats what the low buzzing sound is we here inside of supermarkets . :rolleyes::D
anahata
18-01-2009, 07:58 PM
Those girls look a bit to submissive for me! :P
No seriously though, something like this is probably linked to a bigger agenda, this might seem trviial on the surface, but it's a symptom and cause of more seperation of the human race, people like the guy in the video are being segregated from others by choosing a 'relationship' with a doll instead a real person.
LOL yeah thats submissive alright!
They're already segregated because they don't know how to interact with others. Each to their own!! :confused:
Virtual sex on the other hand, thats going to segregate.. imagine all the teenage boys getting digital love on their playstations?!!? They'll stay in their rooms till they're 30!.. by that time they'll have forgotten how to interact...
http://www.sph.umich.edu/news_events/findings/fall07/images/features_three.jpg
... that's where the dolls come in!! :eek:
How do we get shares in that doll company? :rolleyes::p
rossus
18-01-2009, 08:01 PM
who needs a real woman,
when you can have this?
http://www.first-androids.org/loly/CLIP0014.AVI
How do we know we are not virtual models of ourselves . The true spirit has been captured and replicated in clay according to ancient texts as in Adam and eve . So perhaps we are just copying our programming . I would imagine a union of two spirits free of this flesh would be awesome and a truly creative act on that level .?:eek::D
moina
18-01-2009, 08:25 PM
cooking no probs, washing the stinky socks ill just wear them for a month then chuck them away. 12 pairs over the year v economical, can then buy more lube ;) :d
lol:d
marpat
18-01-2009, 08:30 PM
You pay your wife for sex?
It was a joke about the cost of being married.
Your sense of humour die?
entrangermercenary
18-01-2009, 08:31 PM
LOL yeah thats submissive alright!
They're already segregated because they don't know how to interact with others. Each to their own!! :confused:
Virtual sex on the other hand, thats going to segregate.. imagine all the teenage boys getting digital love on their playstations?!!? They'll stay in their rooms till they're 30!.. by that time they'll have forgotten how to interact...
http://www.sph.umich.edu/news_events/findings/fall07/images/features_three.jpg
... that's where the dolls come in!! :eek:
How do we get shares in that doll company? :rolleyes::p
Stay in the rooms eh!! :D There was a power drain in my area tonite I wounder why?? :) Mayb some 1 plugged something into the mains just an idea:eek:
pduffy4
18-01-2009, 08:41 PM
ah.. but these things can't cook or wash your stinky socks!
Not yet, give it a couple of years.:D
limelady
18-01-2009, 09:01 PM
So the plan is, the male half of our population will be happily looked in darkened rooms participating in virtual sex - pornography, dolls, mechanical fannies all aided by their brain implanted sex 'performance' chips (all the things being laid on for them....pun intended.... by the ptb), designed to keep them in a contented robotic-like state.
Well the way I see it, free from the obligation of child raising (no intimacy = no kids), cooking, cleaning, and providing men with love and companionship for a lifetime, women will be free to enjoy peaceful, fun-filled lives travelling, exploring, and experiencing the world.
Sounds good to me. ;)
anahata
18-01-2009, 09:48 PM
Stay in the rooms eh!! :D There was a power drain in my area tonite I wounder why?? :) Mayb some 1 plugged something into the mains just an idea:eek:
Wasn't your wife was it? :eek:
entrangermercenary
19-01-2009, 04:02 PM
Wasn't your wife was it? :eek:
Cheeky!!:) Ive something for you young lady
http://www.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:fpwDvLERwb4MjM::www.archivist.f2s.com/cpa
:p