Ask me anything

[coshh]

I am bored and unashamedly seeking attention.
Ask me any question about anything at all and I will answer honestly.

[penguin]

Where do queen bee's disapear when the Autumnal weather comes in?
:)

[anahata]

Why do men have nipples?

[coshh]

Where do queen bee's disapear when the Autumnal weather comes in?
I don't know, but I suspect somewhere well insulated unlike the poor males who I always see dying all over the path.

Why do men have nipples?
In order to breastfeed babies in an emergency when all the women are dead, like that one guy in India apparently did.

[clozaril]

whats for dinner ?

[ennui]

What's your bank card number and PIN? I feel a shopping spree coming on.

[anahata]

What's the next question going to be?

[coshh]

whats for dinner ?
Haven't decided yet.
But for some reason the question reminds me of the children's verse about the spider and the fly.

The one that starts: Would you come into my parlor said the spider to the fly...

[orbandsceptre27]

Why are you bored......?

[coshh]

What's your bank card number and PIN? I feel a shopping spree coming on.I don't know and I am too lazy to look. :p
How's that for honesty.
Not that I have any money in there.

[comawhite015]

What's that stuff between my toes? I don't remember putting it there.

[coshh]

What's the next question going to be?

Why are you bored.

Why are you bored
Because I have no-one to talk to and don't want to do anything except talk to people right now.

[coshh]

What's that stuff between my toes? I don't remember putting it there.
Fungus? Lint? Coagulated sweat and skin flakes?

[ennui]

I don't know and I am too lazy to look. :p
How's that for honesty.
Not that I have any money in there.

Cheat! :p Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy.

I hope you feel guilty now that you're depriving me of a new pair of shoes.

[celtic isis]

Why do men have nipples?
In order to breastfeed babies in an emergency when all the women are dead, like that one guy in India apparently did.

lol isn't it because as we develop in the womb we all start out either female or male...don't we all have a willy at one point too?

:o lol u started it man!!

[coshh]

Cheat! :p Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy.

I hope you feel guilty now that you're depriving me of a new pair of shoes.

You vastly overestimate the amount of money in my account.
I don't need my own money because I live with my parents who pay for all essentials.

[comawhite015]

Fungus? Lint? Coagulated sweat and skin flakes?

Don't ask me questions back! You're the one who is supposed to know! :mad:

[uloodara]

^^

Have you ever seen a UFO and if yes!! please describe :)

[coshh]

lol isn't it because as we develop in the womb we all start out either female or male...don't we all have a willy at one point too?


That's how not why.

[angel wings]

What compelled you to join this group?

[coshh]

^^

Have you ever seen a UFO and if yes!! please describe :)

No. I really wanted to when I was a kid, ever since the geeky ufo nerd kids in my class thought I was an alien.

[ennui]

lol isn't it because as we develop in the womb we all start out either female or male...don't we all have a willy at one point too?

:o lol u started it man!!

Women have gonads. It's true! Look it up.

(or is it just me that didn't know that until last week?)

[uloodara]

lol isn't it because as we develop in the womb we all start out either female or male...don't we all have a willy at one point too?

:o lol u started it man!!



THATS not true!?!

..Is it...:confused:

[coshh]

What compelled you to join this group?

Nostalgia for when I used to want so bad to believe this stuff.

[coshh]

THATS not true!?!

..Is it...:confused:

I don't know.

[venividivici2311]

How heavy is the earth???

[orbandsceptre27]

When I get bored and ronery................!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bDBcGzHAt5Q&feature=related

[coshh]

How heavy is the earth???

Depends how much mass the body to which it is attracted has as well as what other masses are pulling it in opposing directions.

Or to put it otherwise, it's relative.

[thetonic]

How heavy is the earth???

aha.. brainbuster!

[wise haven]

Is the Bank of England a state bank or a private banking cartel?

[coshh]

Is the Bank of England a state bank or a private banking cartel?

Private banking cartel, I'd guess.
But its pure conjecture.

[venividivici2311]

If your goal is to fail at something,and you failed at it,did you fail it or succeed??? :D

[coshh]

If your goal is to fail at something,and you failed at it,did you fail it or succeed??? :D

You failed to do what you were doing, you succeeded at attaining your goal.

[penguin]

If we can run gas pipe lines across countries and underseas.
Why cant we run water pipe lines to countries that are deprived of water?

[thetonic]

Is your soul going to escape this reality and return to the creator when you die?

[anahata]

Do you have any idea how long this thread might go on for and do you have the time?

[venividivici2311]

I think this one will keep you busy for a while :D
How many people lived on this planet during our whole history???;)

[coshh]

If we can run gas pipe lines across countries and underseas.
Why cant we run water pipe lines to countries that are deprived of water?

Because poor people cannot afford to pay the kind of prices that would make that economically feasible
Is your soul going to escape this reality and return to the creator when you die?
Depends on your definitions of terms.
If you are asking if I will attain salvation and go to heaven, I cannot know, since to assume I would is presumption and to assume I won't is despair.
Do you have any idea how long this thread might go on for and do you have the time?
Yeah... it is dawning on me... "What have I done" lol XD

[thetonic]

Do you have any idea how long this thread might go on for and do you have the time?

lol ... until she stops feeling ronery

[celtic isis]

THATS not true!?!

..Is it...:confused:

gonads! haha

yeah i think it's true :D

who is going to google it??? haha

[coshh]

I think this one will keep you busy for a while :D
How many people lived on this planet during our whole history???;)More than I can conceptualise.
In numerical terms, "many"

[celtic isis]

Nostalgia for when I used to want so bad to believe this stuff.

fair enough lol

[anahata]

Yeah... it is dawning on me... "What have I done" lol XD

One things for sure, you'll never be bored again. Or will you?

[coshh]

One things for sure, you'll never be bored again. Or will you?
Probably.
It's not like I swore an oath to stay here or anything.

Plus this could get pretty dull...

[anahata]

Probably.
It's not like I swore an oath to stay here or anything.

Plus this could get pretty dull...

Will you swear an oath to stay on here? :p

[coshh]

Will you swear an oath to stay on here? :p

no... I unfortunately do have other things in my life that need doing eventually lol

[ianw]

Did bbc world report building 7 collapse 20 mineuts early because of the time difference between uk usa?

[size_of_light]

What does your name mean?

[coshh]

Did bbc world report building 7 collapse 20 mineuts early because of the time difference between uk usa?
No idea.
What does your name mean?

Control of Substances Hazardous to Health.
I take it you have never had the joy of filling in a COSHH report?

[size_of_light]

Control of Substances Hazardous to Health.
I take it you have never had the joy of filling in a COSHH report?

Er...no.

Do you think I would have been more friendly and interactive with you if I'd known you were a girl?

[coshh]

Er...no.

Do you think I would have been more friendly and interactive with you if I'd known you were a girl?

Only if you are a desperate loser.
So I am sure you wouldn't have been ^_^

[yozhik]

Who was on the grassy knoll?

[coshh]

Who was on the grassy knoll?
Which grassy knoll?

[venividivici2311]

Which grassy knoll?

The Kennedy killer grassy knoll i presume

[coshh]

Then I've no idea. I wasn't there.

[venividivici2311]

When did you realise you were living in an corrupt world,and you where known as a sheep???

[anahata]

Then I've no idea. I wasn't there.

That's what the killer would have said. Did you kill Kennedy?

[thetonic]

That's what the killer would have said. Did you kill Kennedy?

no , but she did kill Jesus:p

[coshh]

When did you realise you were living in an corrupt world,and you where known as a sheep???

Corrupt? (http://www.corrupt.org/) Before I was fully self aware I suspect.
That's what the killer would have said. Did you kill Kennedy?
Time travel would have been required as he died prior to my birth.

[uloodara]

Please can I add you on msn?? :)

[coshh]

Please can I add you on msn?? :)

If you wish...

[amandaooo]

Do you like jellyfish?

[coshh]

Do you like jellyfish?

Never eaten one.

[wise haven]

Private banking cartel, I'd guess.
But its pure conjecture.

Thanks - that leads me to another question; Considering your answer is correct, is the population of the UK stark staring bonkers letting this happen? :D

[amandaooo]

Evasion tactics! I asked do you LIKE them - not if you have eaten one. I sense a conspiracy

[thetonic]

Never eaten one.

Why must you determine if you like a creation by eating it? Sounds rather reptilian to me...:p

[coshh]

Thanks - that leads me to another question; Considering your answer is correct, is the population of the UK stark staring bonkers letting this happen? :DNo. They could hardly be expected to notice the machinations of the ruling class.
Evasion tactics! I asked do you LIKE them - not if you have eaten one. I sense a conspiracy
Ahh. Well perhaps I would be more accurate in saying, my experiences with Jellyfish have not been sufficient to induce particular feelings about them (apart from anxiety when I swim in the sea that they might sting me).
Why must you determine if you like a creation by eating it? Sounds rather reptilian to me...:p
Nonsense, most of the worlds predatory species are not repitles.

[uloodara]

How are you?

[coshh]

How are you?

I have too many emotions all tangled up with each other like the wires at the back of my computer to answer that with any depth of analysis.
But simply put it all balances out to a reasonable state of "alrightness".

[intellection]

do you know the way to san jose?

[coshh]

do you know the way to san jose?

No.

[oiram]

Will we ever defeat all the scums on earth?

I answer for you; yes we will defeat them all!

The party will be the greatest one we will ever have!

Don`t think about it just get ready for the party!

There will not be one murdering, corrupt, lying Je..... attending the Party!

How do I know this; because that`s the only way we will ever have this great Party!

http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/413200/pyramed.jpg

[coshh]

Will we ever defeat all the scums on earth?

see my signature

[uloodara]

Now im bored too... ¬.¬

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wqmwlzEBFfI

Do you like that piece of music?

[januspolanski]

Why did my parents lie to me about Santa Claus and the Tooth fairy?

[coshh]

Now im bored too... ¬.¬

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wqmwlzEBFfI

Do you like that piece of music?

It is alright, but obviously if it were played with actual emotion it would be better.
Not my favorite time period either.

[coshh]

Why did my parents lie to me about Santa Claus and the Tooth fairy?

Because they thought it would be nice and quaint for you possibly. Although equally probable its just that's what you do, their parents did it, their parents parents did it etc etc

[uloodara]

It is alright, but obviously if it were played with actual emotion it would be better.
Not my favorite time period either.

Please could you link me to something of your music choice?

[intellection]

what do you get when you fall in love?

[coshh]

Please could you link me to something of your music choice?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3JyVHOq7PQ

[coshh]

what do you get when you fall in love?

No idea.

[anahata]

Time travel would have been required as he died prior to my birth.

I think you'll find that's avoiding the question!! :D I am aware you are not under oath at this point but did you travel through time and kill Kennedy? ;)

[coshh]

I think you'll find that's avoiding the question!! :D I am aware you are not under oath at this point but did you travel through time and kill Kennedy? ;)

No.

[measle_weasel]

Whats the square root of -1?

[coshh]

Whats the square root of -1?

i

[jayelowell]

coshh
What is the answer to phi?

[coshh]

coshh
What is the answer to phi?

the answer to? I am afraid I do not understand the question or how to interpret "phi" as a question.

[xaroz]

What is the question you hope people will never ask you?

[coshh]

What is the question you hope people will never ask you?If such a question exists I am repressing any awareness of it I may have.

[jahzel]

Would I get my head kicked-in frequently by the British public if I get a "9/11 Was An Inside Job' Tshirt?

[entrangermercenary]

class 5 consitsts of 5.1 , 5.2, what are they without cheating ??

[coshh]

Would I get my head kicked-in frequently by the British public if I get a "9/11 Was An Inside Job' Tshirt?

No

[coshh]

class 5 consitsts of 5.1 , 5.2, what are they without cheating ??

syntax error

[entrangermercenary]

syntax error

5.1 oxidising agent

5.2 organic peroxides

Classification of dangerous substances

[scatlond]

How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker could chuck wood.

[coshh]

5.1 oxidising agent

5.2 organic peroxides

Classification of dangerous substancesOh right.
Thankfully I've not had to do enough of this to memorise all that shite :p
Quit both things I did where I had to fill in COSHH reports.

[coshh]

How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker could chuck wood.

23

[scatlond]

If it took a man a week to walk a fortnight, how long would it take him to file an elephant down to a greyhound.

[coshh]

If it took a man a week to walk a fortnight, how long would it take him to file an elephant down to a greyhound.

Forever.

[januspolanski]

Is it wrong or right to burn and destroy things?

[scatlond]

Forever.

Incorrect, if a man was filing an elephant forever then eventually he would have a pile of elephant dust not a greyhound.:)

[diamond dogs]

Q. Why do only fools and horses work?

[coshh]

Incorrect, if a man was filing an elephant forever then eventually he would have a pile of elephant dust not a greyhound.:)

You'd think so, but its reasonable to believe that if you allow enough time to pass every conceivable possibility will occur.
Is it wrong or right to burn and destroy things?

Depends on the context

[coshh]

Q. Why do only fools and horses work?

Because work is tedium.

[scatlond]

You'd think so, but its reasonable to believe that if you allow enough time to pass every conceivable possibility will occur.


A greyhound could form from a pile of elephant dust.

[anahata]

How do you cheer up a depressed gerbil?

[coshh]

How do you cheer up a depressed gerbil?

Play them this song:
http://www.stumbleaudio.com/share/stellamara1/1

[anahata]

Play them this song:
http://www.stumbleaudio.com/share/stellamara1/1

:( I can't play things at work.

Oooooo :) you'll be the person to ask... how do I get past IT's blocks on flash player and similar entertaining programs?

[coshh]

:( I can't play things at work.

Oooooo :) you'll be the person to ask... how do I get past IT's blocks on flash player and similar entertaining programs?

I wish I could answer that for you but really I only know how to get around the systems I've had to get around :p
And the last time I had to deal with such draconian software (haha draco) was when I was in school many years ago.

[jayelowell]

@coshh
"Where will the next raindrop fall?"

[coshh]

@coshh
"Where will the next raindrop fall?"
on the ground